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Monday, June 7, 2021

God Calls Pastor Liberty Turnipseed On The Horn To Warn Her About The Covid Vaccines (Bad News For Those Of Us Who Have Already Been Vaccinated).

*Ring, Ring*

Liberty *answers phone*: Hello?

God: Hello, Liberty. This is God. I'm calling to tell you something important. The first of many deaths are coming.

Liberty: What?

God: A lot of people have died from covid. This is bigger than that.

Liberty: Lord, what are you saying?

God: The first of many deaths are coming. More death and destruction as I prepare to do a mighty work on the earth. These will be physical deaths and spiritual deaths. As my manifested glory goes forward, this will be a side effect of the kingdom of God rising and the kingdom of darkness falling.

This will woo the unsaved into my presence. There are times I have to allow despair to woo people in. This is not a terrible thing. It is a beautiful thing. They will not receive me without there being many spiritual and physical deaths.

Liberty: Oh, Lord! That breaks my heart.

God: Remember the ginormous dream I gave you last August? The one with the death count?

Liberty: Yes, I do.

God: Death, destruction and famine is all going to come during the End Times. During the birthing pains. You might lose [YouTube] subscribers for releasing this Word. People aren't going to want to hear it. But people need to know the seriousness of where this is all going.

All the babies that die every day? By people getting rid of them? This is the evil that has come.

Liberty: God, where is all this going? The death count is rising. How far is this going to go? What are you going to allow? We knew the virus was not going to come and go quickly.

God: The Devil created it [covid-19], but I am allowing it for my glory. The Devil will not flip the script on me. This is a fight I knew was going to happen. I mean business.

Liberty: How many are going to die?

God: I told you in the prophetic dream I gave you. 2.5 million. No, wait. It's 3.5 million. No, wait. 350 million people will die.

Liberty: Oh, dear God! Lord, this can't be real!

God: Yes, it is real. This is my Word. Please let your YouTube followers know. Some of these deaths will be physical and some will be spiritual. People are going to fall away from God. They will be deceived.

The physical death? You need to know that there are many different ways it could be coming. Do not get the vaccine.

Liberty: Lord, something feels off about this. It's too big of a hurry. It can't be safe. God, what's the deal with the vaccine? Should we get the vaccine?

God: No. It's not safe. This is the beginning of the End Times. I can't tell you anything else.

Liberty: If you say no, it's no. I don't need proof or evidence. I'm going to obey the King of kings. This is a heavy Word, but I will tell my YouTube followers. And I will pray people do not mess around with the vaccine. Amen.

*God hangs up*

[Note: this is my transcription/interpretation of a video the pro-Dotard blogger Mystere recently posted to his blog].

I assume Mystere agrees with Pastor Liberty Turnipseed, given that he posted her YouTube to his blog. In which case I say the phrase to "fall off the turnip truck" (which means to be naïve or gullible, like a country bumpkin) clearly applies. This might explain why Pastor Liberty chose the last name she did. It's a wink and a nod to how she views anyone dumb enough to follow (and send money to) Spirit Move Ministry.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-260.