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Thursday, June 14, 2018

Pervert Mystere Likes Dressing In Women's Underwear. Also, He Wants To See Your Dick Pics

What follows is a post from "Liberal Troll Watch" written by the trumper Mystere using his donkey's revenge sockpuppet.

MoveOn Trolls Harvest Phone Numbers... A lady friend of mine recently came to me for some advice on how to deal with a creep who somehow got a hold of her phone number illegally. My friend "Tori" forwarded a creepy text from a MoveOn volunteer, begging for a date. This creep "Jesse" asked for an explicit photo of her, asking her to pose in her bra and panties. Tori was freaked out after receiving this text. This dimwit libturd Jesse isn't very bright. Tori and I are waiting for this pervert Jesse to commit a big boo boo that will end up humiliating him.

Liberals are not very bright. These dimwits are more than eager to take shortcuts down the highway of destruction and misery. Tori set a trap, hoping that Jesse becomes super horny enough to become careless. Jesse reminded Tori of that liberal creep Senator Underpants, the guy who just got recalled.

Note: Tori & Jesse are aliases for those involved. (6/7/2018 at 2:27pm).

"Careless" and so "super horny" that he'll send dick pics, which Mystere is desperate to see. Apparently he isn't aware that those kind of pictures are easy to find online. Although, perhaps he just likes tricking straight guys into sending him dick pics by pretending to be a woman (there is no "lady friend" and "Tori" is actually Mystere would be my guess).

Next comes the humiliation, which might involve Mystere blackmailing "Jesse". An individual who probably is not a MoveOn volunteer. Otherwise "Tori" could report his harassment and misuse of her phone number... to MoveOn. I'm sure they do not want people who would do such things volunteering for them.

But, in Mystere's imagination, MoveOn is probably in on it. Does Mystere think that MoveOn instructed it's volunteers to "harvest" phone numbers and send texts requesting underwear pics to women (for some not readily apparent reason)?

BTW, if someone acquired the phone number of "Tori" illegally, why not report it to the authorities, Mystere? What I think happened is that Mystere sent Jesse a picture of himself in his bra and panties and wanted to see a weinergram in exchange. Jesse texted back "yuck, leave me alone pervert", and Mystere got mad.

Mystere had already fulfilled his part of the exchange, so how dare Jesse not send him that dick pic? Especially when he was eagerly awaiting it. Probably with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues close at hand.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-48.

5 comments:

  1. Hey Dervish, what's it like making an ass of yourself? Are you bored because Lisa's taking time off, caring for her husband Paul? Mystere, Rattrapper and I are busy right now with the California elections. We have serious issues to deal with, including the statewide drought and the mess. My friend "Tori" got harassed, and you think that's funny? You're a creep, Dervish. Tori got some creepy text and you think that's fine, eh? The team has other things to deal with right now, especially since Moonbeam can't run for Governor anymore.

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  2. I don't think your story is funny, I think it's stupid. Why the hell would MoveOn "harvest" phone numbers so volunteers could send sexually harassing texts? The answer is obviously that they would not.

    I don't even believe "Tori" is a real person, so why the hell should I give a crap about some imaginary harassment? "Tori" being harassed is as believable as your claim that your team of sockpuppets are busy with serious issues.

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  3. Wow Dervy boi! You cheapen yourself again by falsely accusing me of being a queer and you think harassing our friend "Tori" is fine. Don said that Tori is an alias being used to protect our friend. That pervert who sent the text to her said he's part of Move On and sent a link in the text to their site. Don, Rattrapper and I saw the text on Tori's phone and she sent us a copy of the message. That pervert who sent the text wanted Tori to vote to keep the pervert State Senator Shemp Moonbeam Underpants Josh Newman in office. Jesse is also an alias Don used to mask the turd's identity.

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    1. 1. Jesse AKA Erik may have lied. You presented no proof that he actually is with MoveOn.

      2. Even if he is a member of MoveOn, that doesn't mean the entire MoveOn organization is "harvesting" phone numbers.

      3. You use the name "Tamara" on your Moonbat Slayer blog and don't say it's (another) alias there. So much for "masking" her identity. If her name actually is Tamara.

      4. There is no senator named "Shemp Moonbeam Underpants Josh Newman". Google says "No results found for Shemp Moonbeam Underpants Josh Newman".

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    2. Did you get your wish of seeing a Jesse dick pic, Mystere?

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