The extremely stupid trumper who calls himself Mystere thinks "spanking your monkey" and "jacking off" are terms used when referring to suicide. I kid you not. As per a recent post on his blog.
| Mystere: The cowardly liberal Jeffrey Epstein has tried to spank his monkey. Guards found him in his prison cell in a fetal position with injuries to his neck. It appears Epstein tried to jack himself off to avoid spending time in the big animal cage with Tiny Boobarino, Momo Boom Boom Warpedstinkhouse and Bubba Anal Horsass. Bleccchstink the coward wants to spank himself like a typical liberal coward. (7/25/2019). |
Mystere refers to a story about the child molester Jeffrey Epstein (a good friend of Dotard tRump) and his claim that he was assaulted after being denied bail (and being held prior to trial). People have speculated that he might have tried to commit suicide after he was found with injuries to his neck.
Here we're talking about a phrase (not a word) that Mystere does not know the meaning of. I assume. I mean, why the heck else would he make multiple references to masturbation when it appears as though he means suicide?
Is English a second language for you, Mystere? Or is it because you are stupid that you confuse masturbating with committing suicide? Either way, it is quite a strange mistake to make. Given the crimes Jeffrey is accused of committing. I'm sure Jeffrey spanked his monkey a LOT when outside prison (when he wasn't raping little girls). Inside prison, I doubt he spends any time jacking off.
Although Mystere might like to imagine he is. In this imaginary (gay) porno (playing inside Mystere's head) Jeffrey is "spanking his monkey" when Tiny, Momo, and Bubba (3 large Black men) walk in on him. Perhaps imagining that got Mystere really hard? Then, with an image of Tiny, Momo, and Bubba anally raping Jeffrey playing in his head, Mystere spanked HIS monkey?
You like to watch gay pornos in which Black guys anally gang rape a White guy Mystere? Something tells me he might. That something? An image he posted on his blog. I won't post it here, but you can click the link and judge for yourself. FYI, the (cartoon) image is of a Black guy and a White guy having sex. It isn't that explicit, but it is clear what is going on.
Is having anal intercourse with a large Black man (with Mystere as the woman taking it up the "endo") something Mystere fantasizes about often? Even though Mystere is a racist, I think he does. And, while (in his fantasies) it's Mystere's enemies who are all gay, I say he's projecting. I think it is Mystere who is gay. Although he is a self-hating, in denial, closeted gay man.
The Serchio, twisting forth
ReplyDeleteBetween the marble barriers which it clove
At Ripafratta, leads through the dread chasm
The wave that died the death which lovers love,
Living in what it sought; as if this spasm
Had not yet passed, the toppling mountains cling,
But the clear stream in full enthusiasm
Pours itself on the plain....
Again, Shelley, in this poem, related death to orgasm when he writes "death which lovers love". Curiously, in French literature, the term la petite mort (the little death) is a famous euphemism for orgasm; it is the representation of man who forgets himself and the world during orgasm. Jorge Luis Borges, in the same vision, wrote in one of the several footnotes of "Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius" that one of the churches of Tlön claims Platonically that "All men, in the vertiginous moment of coitus, are the same man. All men who repeat a line from Shakespeare are William Shakespeare." Shakespeare himself was a knowledgeable of this idea: lines "I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes" and "I will die bravely, like a smug bridegroom", said respectively by Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing and by King Lear in the homonymous play, are interpreted as an option to die in a woman's lap to experience a sexual orgasm. Sigmund Freud with his psychoanalytic projects, in "The Ego and the Id" (1923), speculates that sexual satisfaction by orgasm make Eros ("life instinct") exhausted and leaves the field open to Thanatos ("death instinct"), in other words, with orgasm Eros fulfills its mission and gives way to Thanatos. Other modern authors have chosen to represent the orgasm without metaphors. In novel Lady Chatterley's Lover (1928), by D.H.Lawrence, we can find an explicit narrative of a sexual act between a couple: "As he began to move, in the sudden helpless orgasm there awoke in her strange thrills rippling inside her...
So, if I told you I was going to "jack off" by "spanking the monkey" you'd conclude I was talking about killing myself? BTW, Mystere also writes about how Jeffrey Epstein was involved in PizzaGate. Although it was my understanding that was a conspiracy theory that concerns HRC and has nothing to do with Epstein. But I must be wrong? Was it Jeff and Hillary that ran a pedophile ring out of Comment Ping Pong's basement? Since you know what Mystere is thinking, why don't you tell me.
DeleteUnlike you, I haven't a clue what anyone but I am thinking.
Delete...but not many can spot the fear in the heart of love. :p
Delete...now was that a song about "death"?
DeleteI don't know what song about death you're thinking of. And I didn't look at your YouTube.
DeletePerhaps his IQ isn't quite as low as you think.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably lower. Definitely lower than you think, in any case. If you really believe Mystere was thinking of Percy Bysshe Shelley, French literature, Will Shakespeare or Sigmund Freud when he authored his post about "Bleccchstink" trying to kill himself so as to avoid encountering "Momo Boom Boom Warpedstinkhouse" and "Bubba Anal Horsass" in prison.
DeleteNo, but to connect the concepts isn't normally something low IQ people do. He's an Aeschylus to the modern Euripides.
DeleteIntuitive vs. Deductive reasoning.
DeleteHe didn't "connect the concepts". That's the guess you came up with. Based on no evidence at all except your knowledge. The FACTS clearly show that Mystere is an idiot and that those are concepts he would NEVER connect.
DeleteIn any case, connecting orgasm and death is an INCORRECT concept, as science has proven that sex and masturbation are both healthy things to engage in.
Aside from the fact that everything that lives must die. And procreation necessitates the need for living things to die - to make way for new living things. But masturbation doesn't involve the creation of a new human.
Apparently Mystere saw and appreciated your comments, Minus. He thinks I had a "bad day" due to your ability to imagine an excuse to explain his moronic post. LOL.
ReplyDeletePoor Antoine! You're just angry because I find ways to laugh at you subtly. My team and I know how to trigger you off. What really triggered your mental meltdown, the latest Epstein post or Porky's reply to your stupid retort on his blog? OH WAIT! It was neither. Franco's been delivering blog spankings to your rotting carcass's behind. And that spray killed off your crunchy tick and flea snacks. You're short on dog turds because your buddy RayRay's been consuming huge quantities at Boston Piggy's dump. That explains why you've gotten even grumpier, Antoine.
ReplyDeleteThis narrative you've concocted has nothing to do with reality, Edwina. I am not grumpy due to imaginary Franco "spankings". Franco writes lies that have nothing to do with me. You are the one who is grumpy. As you revealed with your commentary in which you whine about how Google does nothing about my "harassment" of you. The TRUTHS I write about you on this blog are obviously getting under your skin. LOL!
DeleteBTW, a GENUINE Franco "spanking" would involve him besting me with FACTS. But Franco does not believe in facts. Because facts have a liberal bias.
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