"Christian" Nutjob Mystere Listens To Chad MacDonald, "Prophet" Who Sez President Joe Biden (The Representative of The Forces of Darkness) Will Be Checkmated By God

The magamoron Mystere (commenting on Lisa's blog using the alias "Qanon") continues to insist that President Joe Biden is going to face consequences imposed on him from the Almighty. Why? Because Joe Biden "stole" the election from the candiate who was anointed by God, Dotard Donald.

Previously Mystere posted a video on his blog featuring false prophet Robin Bullock. As per Bullock, The Lord is offering Joe Biden a chance to repent. Which he could do by "admitting" he stole the presidency. After which he would need to resign. Then (I guess) he'd have a chance to get back in God's good graces. Or at least to escape his wrath.

Another fake Christian named Chad MacDonald sez he is a "prophetic revivalist" and has "prophetic dreams". In a recent comment on WYD Mystere linked to a Chad YouTube in which the the founder of "Revival Fire World Ministries" makes some absurd predictions regarding President Joe Biden.

[Partial transcription of Chad MacDonald Youtube] (2:59) Even so I, says the Lord, am unable to acknowledge him with that title [President]. Because there is an illegitimacy around him. ...in the next ... weeks and even in the months to come you will see a sure revelation. ... There is going to be an uncovering of the things that are hidden. ... I will shake the ground of this nation. Surely, as I shake the ground of this nation, so I shall shake the seat and heart of this nation. The very seat of power of this nation will be gripped with uncertainty and fear ... For says the Lord, I have heard the prayers of my people. The cries of the children have risen before me, sayeth God. I am not slack concerning my promises. ... My might shall be revealed upon this nation. ... I am going to shake the heart of corruption from this government. ... The Absalom* that has attempted to seat himself where he does not belong. There shall surely be divine justice. (7:13) The Spirit of God is going to confront the wickedness that has seeded themselves down in the deep state of this nation. ... God is about to turn the tables on the Devil. God is about to put checkmate on the forces of darkness in this nation. ... God is going to have the last word... [End Chad McDonald partial transcription] *Absalom [described as being "worthless and treacherous"] ... is first mentioned as murdering his half brother Amnon, David's eldest son, in revenge for the rape of his full sister Tamar. For this he was driven into banishment, but he was eventually restored to favor through the good offices of his cousin Joab. Later, when some uncertainty seems to have arisen as to the succession, Absalom organized a revolt. For a time he seemed completely successful... [but] Absalom ... was completely defeated in “the forest of Ephraim” (apparently west of Jordan) and killed by Joab, who found him caught by the hair in an oak tree.

Apparenlty President Joe Biden is in bigly trouble with God for legitimately winning the election. Because God was rooting for Dotard Donald. If you believe as Mystere does, which is that these "prophets" are in communication with The Lord. Which (for the record) I do not (though I think they may be in communication with Satan).

IMO these self-proclaimed "prophets" are liars who have fooled Mystere bigly. And, as a consequence for his devotion to Dotard Donald (an evil man), Mystere may very well end up (when the time comes for his dirt nap) being sent to the eternal BBQ pit. QED it is Mystere who needs to repent and pray for forgiveness, not our current president.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-257.

Mystere (A Deluded Low IQ Magamoron) Thinks President Joe Biden Should "Admit" The Election Was Stolen. The Lord Is Giving Him A Chance To "Repent And Resign"

President Joe Biden will not "admit" to your delusions, Mystere. Joe Biden is the legitimate president! The election was not stolen.

Mystere believes himself to be a Christian. Despite being a strong supporter of Donald J. tRump, an evil White Supremacist who encited his followers to riot at the Capitol (in an seditious attempt to steal the presidency from Joe Biden).

In Mystere's delusions God is on tRump's side and is angry that Joe Biden committed massive voter fraud to guarantee his illegitimate win. God's anger represented by the photoshopped image below (also from Mystere's blog).

Apparently The Lord (in this image) was issuing a warning to Joe Biden (by knocking him down as he climbed the stairs to board AFO). What will happen if Joe Biden does not resign, Mystere? Will The Lord strike Joe Biden dead?

It will NOT happen, but say Joe Biden did "admit" the election was stolen? Then what happens, Mystere? Do you think Donald tRump will be inaugurated to serve a second term?

Another false prophet Mystere listened to was Mark Taylor. According to the retired firefighter, God himself had a hand in the elevation of Dotard to the White House. As per Taylor, "Donald Trump will sail into re-election in 2020 because the LORD's righteous right hand is upon him". How did that work out, Mystere?

If God wanted Dotard Donald to be president and if God told Mark Taylor that Joe Biden would be defeated and the Orange Turd would retain the White House, why isn't Dotard Donald still predisent, Mystere? Did God lie to his "prophet", Mark Taylor? Is Satan more powerful than God?

Or is it that these people Mystere listens to (Mark Taylor, Robin Bullock, etc) are lying sacks of shit who want to keep the donations from deluded "Christian" dupes (fools like Mystere) flowing?

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-256.

Steven Crowder To Give Inexpert Testimony For Defense At Chauvin Trial Which Will "Completely And Definitively Debunk" Fact That Floyd Was Murdered

The picture above is a still from a Steven Crowder video linked to by the pro-Dotard blogger Minus FJ that he says "debunks" the fact that George Floyd was straight up murdered by ex-officer Chauvin. Crowder didn't die when some people he worked with dressed as cops and (one of them) lightly placed his knee on his Crowder's back and neck.

Obviously Crowder (a Conservative political podcaster) is going to be called by the defense to provide inexpert testimony (based on the scientific experiment he conducted). And Derek Chauvin will be exonerated.

Clearly it was a total coincidence that George Floyd died while being compressed by three cops placing (a significant portion of) their full weight on his body. He would have died later in the day for sure because he "ate too many drugs".

Except Crowder's buddies didn't place much of their body weight on him. As a YouTuber who calls himself Vaush points out in the following video.

As experts have testified to during the trial, George Floyd died from positional asphyxiation and his death was a homicide.

The description of the above YouTube states... "Dr. William Smock, emergency room physician and police surgeon from Louisville KY, says after reviewing George Floyd's case he determined he died of positional asphyxia and ruled out excited delirium".

Another doctor who destified for the prosecution, Martin Tobin (a pulmonologist and lung expert), says "George Floyd died from a lack of oxygen as Chauvin knelt on his neck, and not from drugs or health issues".

"The levels of methamphetamine and fentanyl in Floyd's system were not a factor in his death". aka Derek Chauvin murdered him. And, just to be sure his victim was dead, Chauvin held his knee on Floyd's neck for three minutes after George Floyd took his last breath.

aka, Minus FJ's claim that "the neck hold murder theory has been completely and definitively debunked" is total bullplop. The "neck hold murder theory" has been definitively proven. As per the testimony of the above cited doctors.

As opposed to a laughable "recreation" from a Conservative political podcaster.

Chauvin lifted is foot off the ground. That mean all his weight through the knee. Let's see Chowder try that. pic.twitter.com/z2Yld46KlE

— Uncle Jessie (@Jessie_G25) April 8, 2021

Post authored by the pro-Biden blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-255.