FreeThinke Kicks The Bucket (An Epic Poem)

A man who claimed to be a free thinker laid down for a nap.
"I am unwell" he said, "In fact, I feel like crap".

That he was deathly ill FreeThinke was unaware;
his doctor didn't tell him because he simply did not care.

"Thinke is a racist asshole and everyone hates his guts".
The doctor laughed when he found a nasty fungus growing on the Thinker's nuts.

"This disease that's attacked Thinke's balls..."
"...means he does not have long left before the Grim Reaper calls".

"You're in excellent health Mr. Thinke", the doctor lied.
Later that evening FreeThinke died.

He never woke up, a relative informed the Thinke clan.
A celebration party that day they proceeded to plan.

Meanwhile, FreeThinke, aware he had shuffled off his mortal coil,
ascended to the sky and not that place where you burn or boil.

A figure in shimmering white robes appeared before the Pearly Gates;
Thinke's assumption was that the Lord himself was there to welcome one of the Greats.

"Welcome to the afterlife my good and faithful servant".
"You've done so many deeds that prove you've truly earned it".

"A devout and pious Christian man I am", the Thinke chap agreed.
"Few have served you better" I always have believed.

The Trump chauvanist Thinke, a smile on his face;
was not prepared for what came next, something that caused his grin to be erased.

Throwing off his cloak, the figure then revealed, "I'm not who I appear".
"You assumed I was a servant of the light, but you were quite wrong I fear".

FreeThinke dropped to his knees and cried, "there has been a huge mistake".
"Oh no" Satan replied, "you lived your life as a fake".

"You're no follower of Jesus Christ, with a heart so full of hate".
"You absolutely will not be admitted to Heaven on this date".

With a wave of his hand the Prince of Darkness opened a portal straight to Hell.
"I played a practical joke on you, Thinke" Old Scratch found it hilarious to tell.

FreeThinke tried to scream, but Satan grabbed him by the throat.
"You're coming with me, you Evil man, it isn't up for a vote".

Suddenly Saint Peter appeared; "Satan be gone" he commanded.
"You too, FreeThinke, your name is not in the Book of Life" the doorkeeper reprimanded.

"Fuck you, Pete" FreeThinke roared.
"That I'm a beter man than you is a fact that cannot be ignored".

"An egomaniac, a racist, a bigot and a misogynist is what you are".
"Even though you realize it not, your soul is black as tar".

"Get lost" Saint Peter told FreeThinke. "There is no way you will get in".
"You are a man who is unrepentant for a life lived full of sin".

"That is not true" FreeThinke protested, but Peter turned his back and walked away.
"Your eternal torment awaits" Satan chimed in. "Let's get going without delay".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-28.

Michael Flynn To Withdraw His Guilty Plea? (No. Fake News)

According to trumpy WYD commenter Beantown Antifacist, Michael Flynn will soon will be withdrawing his admission of wrongdoing (Flynn being the first Trump associate to submit a guilty plea to Robert Mueller).

Beantown Antifacist: Oh my, Flynn's guilty plea is going bye-bye, Mueller got his d*ck caught in the judges candy jar! (2/19/2018 at 1:43pm).

"Beantown AntiFascist" (not a member of the Antifa movement despite typing "punch a Nazi" a lot) links to an article from the Right-wing Federalist site by Margot Cleveland (a lawyer). As per Cleveland, "a motion by Michael Flynn to withdraw his guilty plea based on government misconduct is likely in the works".

"Likely in the works" appears to be nothing but wishful thinking (The Federalist, btw, published a defense of the scumbag sexual assaulter of young girls, Roy Moore). Perhaps "likely in the works" is a rhetorical ploy to trick gullible readers like Beanie that this is actually happening? Even though there is no evidence it is. I mean, have you heard about Flynn withdrawing his plea in the mainstream media?

If/when Flynn lawyers make moves to withdraw his plea, I am positive it will be reported. "Lying media" charges notwithstanding. But my prediction is we'll never hear about Flynn withdrawing his plea because he isn't going to.

The following from 2/21/2018 airing of The Rachel Maddow Show (a discussion with Chuck Rosenberg regarding the possibility of Flynn withdrawing his plea).

->Rachel Maddow: [A] development that I think we need some professional help with... if you had your ear to the ground on the political Right today, you'd have heard new rumblings coming out of the Conservative media saying Trump National Security advisor Mike Flynn should withdraw his guilty plea. Mike Flynn pled guilty in December to lying to the FBI. He agreed to cooperate with the Special Counsel's investigation. These new calls on the Right that Mike Flynn should withdraw that guilty plea appear to spring from something that the judge just did in Mike Flynn's case. The judge just issued an order that doesn't say anything specific about the case against Flynn, but reasserts to Robert Mueller's prosecutors that they have the responsibility under the law to hand over to Flynn's defense counsel any evidence they have come across in their investigation that turns out to be favorable to Mike Flynn. I think this the second time the judge has made that sort of a reminder to the prosecutors. Is it a red flag of some kind that the prosecution has done something wrong? Does it mean that Mike Flynn should withdraw his guilty plea? Is that even an option for him? Joining us now is Chuck Rosenberg, former US attorney who has worked with James Comey and Robert Mueller in the past. A former chief of staff at the FBI. Chuck thank you for being here. ... On this matter of Mike Flynn... this order from the judge that appears to have been issued on his own say-so and not in response to anything else going on in the case... The political right says this means there is a real problem in the Flynn prosecution... how do you see this matter? ->Chuck Rosenberg: Much ado about nothing. Many Federal District court judges have a standard discovery order that they enter in every single case. My understanding is that Judge Sullivan has a similar discovery order. In other words, regardless of it's posture, he will file an order telling the government to make sure it abides by it's discovery obligations. That it provides exculpatory or impeachment information to the defense. My understanding is that he updated that order, that he does that from time to time. So I don't think there is anything to it, frankly and I'm sure the government will abide by it. ->Rachel Maddow: There is no indication, in him doing this, that the government has proven itself to need this kind of a reminder because there has been some kind of misbehavior? ->Chuck Rosenberg: Prosecutors know their stuff. There's no indication that there has been any misbehavior. There is no indication in any way that the prosecutors in any way have failed to meet their obligations. And, by the way Rachel, there is absolutely no indication that Mr. Flynn wants to withdraw his guilty plea. And, even if he did, that is an awfully difficult thing to do.

So there you have it. There is nothing to this idea that Michael Flynn will be withdrawing his guilty plea. Despite Beanie's excitement that it is going "bye-bye". And that Mueller's entire case against Trump and his associates will soon be falling apart.

Beantown Antifacist: Seems the Prosecutors leverage has left him. He must disclose ALL of his evidence, not merely its most prejudicial aspects. And since he developed so much of it from a tainted tree, the prosecutor will undoubtfully be left with very little that will remain "admissable". Tsk-tsk. (2/19/2018 at 5:50pm).

As Mr. Rosenberg said, there is nothing to suggest that the prosecutors DIDN'T disclose everything. Judge Emmet Sullivan simply issues this reminder routinely and his doing so (re the Flynn case) does not indicate any wrongdoing by the prosecutors.

The "tainted tree" remark is a reference to Trump stooge Devin Nunes' fake memo that incorrectly suggests the FISA warrant against Carter Page was obtained via deception. The FBI (as per Devin Nunes) dishonestly presented it's case for their warrant. But, given the fact that that argument is complete horsepucky, "fruit of the poisonous tree" does not apply.

The Atlantic: [the Nunes memo is] a cherry-picked document designed for one and only one purpose: to discredit Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian interference with the 2016 election by casting doubt on the "legitimacy and legality" of the FBI's application for a surveillance order on former Trump campaign aide Carter Page. (excerpt from Devin Nunes's Fake Oversight by Amy Zegart. 2/20/2018).

The point of the continual casting of doubt on the Mueller investigation is to make sure the #trumpdupes are thoroughly brainwashed to not accept whatever conclusions the Mueller investigation reaches. At least in regards to Trump. Lisa (the proprietor of WYD) readily accepted that Russians meddled in our elections. Although the next thing the #trumpdupes accepted was that "Trump said colusion was a hoax, not the Russian involment".

The Democrats had to come up with a story as to why they lost the election, and so badly (306), so they made up a story - RUSSIA. Fake news!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 16, 2017

LOL! These suckers will go along with whatever Trump and the Trump-supporting RW media tells them. On the other hand, I think some of them (at least) know Trump TOTALLY colluded (and his "win" is not legitimate) and just don't care. Their (White Nationalist) man is in the White House (as opposed to the evil Globalist Crooked Hillary) and that is ALL that matters.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-27.

Mystere Serves Satan

"Despite the right wing's assertion that they represent morality, this book precisely articulates how the exact opposite is true. Jesus would, by definition, necessarily have been a liberal. No doubt".

"Jesus Was a Liberal" is a 2010 book by The Reverend William L. McLennan Jr. The Reverend teaches ethics at the Stanford Graduate School of Business. The preceding paragraph is a review of his book by a verified Amazon purchaser.

As a Progressive Christian I agree with the review (although I have not read the book in question). Mystere, a low-IQ imbecile who comments on the trumpy blog Who's Your Daddy, takes the opposite view.

mystere's moonbat slayer club: In 2008, Satan got permission to pass gas to the American people and spiritually carpetbagged his way into the White House through a bumbling liberal named Barack Hussein 0bama Jr. A small number of us who saw the charade of evil hunkered down and fought back. In 2010, We The People got a sign from Heaven when we won the House back. In 2012, We The People were told to wait patiently when we saw the evil puppet of Satan Barack Hussein 0bama JR. retain his stranglehold on us. Behind the scenes, a prophet named Mark Taylor had been given a vision of Donald Trump coming to the White House to start cracking God's Whip against a den of thieves who looted the USA's hard earned treasures. Taylor wondered at the time if he had seen a prophecy when Donald Trump chose not to run in 2012. In 2014, We The People saw another glimmer of hope when we saw Satan's stronghold fall in the Senate, another answer to prayer. In late 2015 to early 2016, the LORD God spoke again to prophet Mark Taylor, reminding him about the prophecy He gave him about Donald John Trump in late 2011-early 2012. The LORD God told Taylor that We The People were not yet ready in 2012 for Donald Trump, so He waited patiently for us to spiritually wake up. In 2016, the LORD God put it on His Chosen One Donald John Trump to seek the GOP nomination for President. At the same time, the LORD God made sure Trump had the wrath of a hungry lion ready to maul the evil spirits that Satan had set loose through the Devil's Night Club aka the DNC. Satan dredged out his most wicked power hungry political witch Crooked Hildebeest Clinton to spearhead the DNC. During the campaign season in 2016, the LORD God cracked his whip, turning over the tables of the Devil's Night Club, chasing Satan's minions out of the closets. On Election Night 2016, We The People sent a message to the Devil's Night Club, slamming the doors in their faces. We hired Donald John Trump to smash the Devil's Night Club money tables and to chase Satan's minions out. The Devil's Night Club is facing eviction notices from We The People. The DNC is closing its doors. (2/12/2018 at 11:02am). mystere's moonbat slayer club: By the way, GOP stood for God's Oppressed People from November 2008 to November 2016. It now stands for God's Overjoyed People now that the Devil's Night Club faces multiple evictions and is facing the wrecking ball. (2/12/2018 at 11:10am).

Due to the length of this comment, my initial reaction was that Mystere copied it from elsewhere. Even though it contains the line "Satan got permission to pass gas". Mystere does have a flatulence fixation, so perhaps he did write it as he insists.

The "prophet" Mark Taylor is a nutter who wrote a book called "The Trump Prophecies". Apparently this insane person believes Trump, a pussy grabbing racist, is a vessel God is using (this I got from another Amazon review).

An author of a one star review of Taylor's book writes, "God may have moved in this election, but in the same way He was moved to destroy humanity with the flood, or He was moved to kill the firstborn of Egypt". The one star review further states, "...the only thing you need to know to understand this book and the evangelical support for Donald Trump is Matthew 24:24".

Matthew 24:24 says "false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive". Is Trump such a false prophet? Mystere believes that Trump is God's "chosen one". In my opinion Trump is an evil man, and, if he was "chosen" by any supernatural power, that entity is SURELY Satan.

Which is not to say that I am 100% convinced that Trump is a minion of Satan. He may be. He may not be. What is clear to me, however, is that Mystere serves Satan. To write that God chose Trump, an obviously horrible person, and that it's the DNC that is evil is PROOF POSITIVE of this. At least as far as I am concerned. Satan surely smiles when he reads absurdity such as Mystere's work of fiction. A work of fiction in which Mystere slanders a good and decent man while singing the praises of a repulsive scumbag like Trump.

According to Mystere, I need to be wary of the "stranglehold Satan and his minions of demons and wicked principalities have on [me]". I say Mystere needs to heed his own advice. Turn away from HATE now Mystere. "Derwood claims he's a Christian, but supports everything vile in God's eyes" (excerpt from Mystere's blog).

Two things that Mystere believes God finds "vile" are homosexuality and Islam. Do I "support" homosexuality and Islam? Not really. I simply do not hate anyone for (either) being who they are or for practicing a different religion. I do not hate as Mystere does and he calls that "support". I don't know about you, but I wouldn't refer to opposition to bigotry using the word "vile".

I can imagine Satan saying to Mystere, "I like your hate. Keep it up". Mystere's response? "Thank you. I will keep it up". Although he THINKS it's God urging him to hate. Eventually he will find out the truth, but it will likely be too late then.

Note: "His Chosen One Donald John Trump" is a link inserted BY ME to the blog post "It Has Been Revealed To Me That I, Barlowe Bayer, Am A Prophet Of The Savior Of The United States, Donald John Trump". Barlowe Bayer is a deluded trumpy blogger who also believes Trump was chosen by God. Although (and I'm not sure about this) "Barlowe" might be a parody ID created to poke fun at delusional trumpy bloggers like Mystere.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Left wing extremist hate monger blog troll Dervish Sanders. WYM-26.