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Thursday, December 10, 2020

Mike Pence Isn't Obi-Wan Kenobi, He is Salacious B. Crumb (Jabba The Hutt's Court Jester)

In the above picture Mike Pence sits at the side of his master, Dotard the Hutt (along with a slave girl who signed an NDA and took 120k to keep quiet).

Wikipedia says there is a comic book anthology called "Jabba the Hutt: The Art of the Deal". So I guess Dotard has been compared to the obese crime lord Jabba before.

A Kowakian monkey-lizard with a distinctive shrill cackle, Salacious Crumb usually sat on Jabba's lap, where he frequently stole food and mimicked, as the palace's unofficial jester, Jabba's courtiers, visitors and sometimes even Jabba himself. In fact, Salacious was just tolerated because his antics amused the Hutt and because of his unwavering support of his master.

According to the mole-flea Lugubrious Mote, Salacious was not very intelligent. She described him as "dumber than a newborn rancor". (source: Wookieepedia).

So, Salacious isn't a religious zealot, but otherwise the comparison is spot-on. LOL.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-207.

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