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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

The Oracle Mystere Speaks: "The Illegitimate President Bidet Must Resign Or Face Punishment From God"

As per the trumpnutter Minus FJ, "Mystere is an oracle along the lines as the oracle at Delphi or Dodona". The oracle Mystere sez President Joe Biden is in bigly trouble for stealing the election from the choice anointed by God, Dotard tRump.

Does Mystere believe himself to be an oracle or a prophet? No, as I originally pointed out to Minus, Mystere is only listening to rightwing ministers on YouTube. Liars who say Dotard was anointed by God and that Joe Biden stole the election, angering God. Mystere is a moron. Also a false Christian.

According to Mystere "God has repeatedly tried to reach out to Dervish, yet Dervish keeps spewing his hate for the righteousness of God, calling it evil in front of God's own eyes". QED he absolutely believes the false "prophets" he listens to.

Liars like Robin D. Bullock. "This is a hoax. I am not the legitimate president" is what Biden should say before resigning. Paving the way for the "legitimate" president, Dotard Donald, to return to power. QED Mystere is insane. Joe Biden will not admit the election was stolen because Joe Biden did not cheat.

The American people, faced with a choice between the terrible Dotard Donald and the competent Joe Biden, made the correct decision. Contrary to what conspiracy theory nutters like Minus FJ believe. Minus sez it's a "bigglier lie" that the election was legitimately won by Joe Biden. An inane a claim from Minus as his claim that Mystere is an oracle :P

btw, Mystere, I don't have to change any letters (replacing the "n" at the end of "Biden" with a "t") to make a joke re your last name. The fact is, I have it on good authority that Mystere (a homophobe) actually likes it up the endo. aka he's a self-hating closted gay man. LOL.

It also pretty easy to make fun of Dotard's last name without changing any letters. Given that "trump" is a slang word in the UK that means fart. I've also heard that "MAGA" is an acronym that stands for "massive ass gas attack".

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-258.

29 comments:

  1. This "Mystere" character is clearly mad as a March hare. Giving him any notice is like giving a seriously unbalanced kook a platform.

    Are you sure JoeCon/Minus Eff Jay/Mystere are NOT one and the same?

    They all embrace insane conspiracy theories and belief in the Tooth Fairy!

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  2. Mystere and WYD's Q'anon = one in the same as well methinks.

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  3. I wonder if Mystere is related to the Oracle of Omaha....

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  4. Minus knows Mystere is an utter moron. He defends Mystere because Mystere is a fellow Dotard supporters. Minus knows the Dotard movement is heavily reliant on idiots. And he is FINE with that. Useful idiots have their place. Dotard knew it and Minus knows it.

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    1. ^^The REAL real moron^^

      Mystere isn't related to Warren Buffett.

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    2. I'll bet he owns some Berkshire Hathaway stock...

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    3. I'll bet your doctor proscribed anti-delusion meds but you refuse to take them.

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    4. ...and I'll bet that your anti-delusion meds are no longer working for you. :)

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    5. It's not Dervish who meeds them :)

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    6. He's fine. He lives in reality. Can't say the same about the trumpers and the believers of the GQP.

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    7. A reality shaped by a sick-*ss ideology. No thanks.

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    8. Yup. tRump proved it true of the cons. In spades!

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    9. Sounds more like a simulcrum of your hyperreality.

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    10. In other words, "You need to cut your Koolaid dosage."

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    11. ...before Deleuze's "Society of Control" cuts it for you.

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    12. ...and the Omnipresent Affirmation you craved in your posted Instagram Society of the Spectacle page gets shadow banned, and the only "Likes" you get come from those Aunts that you never see at Thansgiving.

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    13. No matter how loudly you cry, your days as a Social Influencer of positivism for your "Panglossian" Instagram world have come to an end, for it is precisely "reality" as what must be suppressed/repressed for your Consumerist Hypereality to reproduce itself, appearances to obscure realities.

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    14. ^^Delusional rantings of a crazy person^^

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    15. Jon Stewart called. You're welcome back into his bubble now.

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    16. tRump called. You've been accepted by tRump Delusions Inc. to be a Big Lie Coordinator and a Purveyor of Sanctioned Trumpism Bullshit.

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    17. ^^The Village called. They want their Idiot back.^^

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  6. "No matter how loudly you cry, your days as a Social Influencer of positivism for your "Panglossian" Instagram world have come to an end, for it is precisely "reality" as what must be suppressed/repressed for your Consumerist Hypereality to reproduce itself, appearances to obscure realities."

    That's a lot of words to just say, "I've lot my mind."

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