Insane In The Pea Brain: More Nutty Observations From The Low IQ Trumper Mystere

Is Mystere insane or just incredibly gullible? I'm leaning toward the later due to the fact that most of what he finds humorous involves the anus and things (poop and farts) that come out of this hole. Suggesting to me that, mentally, he is like a child. On the other hand, many of Mystere's beliefs (as expressed on his blogs) are quite insane.

The words I attribute to Mystere in the Photoshoped images above are based on posts and videos I read and watched on his numerous blogs. Everything contained within these two bubbles is a 99 percent accurate representation of Mystere's actual nutty beliefs. Believe it or not...

Images photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Original photos provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-110.

From The Insane Pea Brain Of The Low IQ Trumper Mystere

According to Mystere, "I have a sense of humor, unlike you". Mystere's "sense of humor" is juvenile and usually fart or poo-centric. If I were forced to choose between having no sense of humor or a Mystere sense of humor, I would choose none. Anyway, here is a Photoshop I created that Mystere may find hysterical. Or he may not. Either way, ENJOY!

All the words in the two bubbles above are based on things I read on Mystere's blogs and are a 100 percent accurate representation of actual Mystere beliefs. Insane as they are...

Images photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Original photos provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-109.

The "Trumpian Era" Summed Up

Meme found on the sidebar of the trumper blog "Who's Your Daddy" with a caption (added by the blog proprietor Lisa), "The Left Summed Up". I refer to the image on the right. The image on the left was created by me in photoshop (using Lisa's image as a starting point).

The "Trumpian era" is what the blogger Minus FJ believes we are currently in. An "era" which will continue past tRump's 2nd term when his daughter Ivanka is (somehow) elected predisent. Putin can only sway public opinion so much with his social media machinations. Getting the daughter of the Orange Turd elected president would be a mighty tall order. Not that convincing the public that a racist misogynist reality teevee buffoon would make a good president wasn't a tall order. Still...

Image photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-108.

I Do Not Have A Problem With The Fact That Mystere Is A G@y Man

Mystere, a closeted g@y man, does not like me. I am sure he knows the feeling is mutual. However, my dislike of Mystere has nothing to do with the fact that he is an effeminate homosexual who likes wearing women's underwear. Or that he is married to the love of his life, a male wrestler who goes by the name "Rikishi". I wish Mystere and his husband Rikishi many years of wedded bliss and anal intercourse.

I do have a problem, however, with Mystere due to his hypocrisy. According to Mystere's rhetoric, he hates g@y people and believes they will all burn in Hell for eternity. Mystere believes himself to be a Christian and that God hates and condemns g@y people. Even though he is closeted and in denial regarding his sexuality. You need the help of a psychiatrist, Mystere. You will never be happy until you can accept yourself for who you are -- a g@y man.

If Mystere were to get the help he so desperately needs he'd stop spewing hate for others who are just like him. Although the other g@y people that Mystere hates aren't closeted and in denial as he is. Which likely explains his hate for these people. They accept who they are, while he does not. And that angers him greatly.

If I had to guess, I'd say the fact that his mother impressed upon him the "evil" of homosexuality has something to do with him despising himself. Mystere's mother (it is my understanding) is a rightwing Christian bigot who would disown him if she ever found out her son has sex with other men. Especially if she ever discovered he used to blow homeless guys at the bus stop by the dozens (per day).

This all goes back to when, at a young age, Mystere was sexu@lly abused by his father. Would Mystere have turned out g@y if his dad had not forced him to perform or@l sex on him at the age of 7? Or an@lly r@pe him with regularity? Not being a psychiatrist, I surely cannot say. But clearly Mystere needs the help of a certified mental health professional.

To discuss his abuse at the hands of his father when he was only 7, as well as how sexually excited he gets when he smells flatulence. A mental disorder known as "eproctophilia". Although, if Mystere wants to play the rusty trombone and blow into his husband's anus as he toots, that is really none of my business. So long as Mystere keeps to himself what is taking place between consenting adults. I really do not want to hear from him how yummy Rikishi stinkfaces are.

What I DO take exception to is when Mystere inflicts his perversions on others. I've heard that Mystere sexually abuses animals. Or, that he has sexually abused his dog (a poor animal he named "Buttstink") and that he dreams of or@lly copulating with a horse. Specifically a male horse. I do not know if he has acted on this unnatural urge. Concerning the horse, I mean. Sex with dogs the pervert describes as "the pleasure of a lifetime".

Animals are unable to consent and I absolutely do condemn Mystere for raping canines. The creep, as per my sources, hangs around dog parks and masturbates while sitting on a park bench. With a newspaper in his lap as he checks out male dog butts. He likes watching them poop. Before he leaves he checks out the trash cans for plastic wrapped "treats" (dog droppings disposed of there by the dogs' owners).

Yes, this guy is a total sicko. I say that NOT in regards to the fact that he is g@y. Only the other stuff. Cut it out, Mystere! Before you get in trouble with the law. But Mystere might enjoy serving "hard" time. And being forced to give or@l pleasure to Bubba, Big Tiny and all their friends. But I doubt he would otherwise enjoy losing his freedom. Being locked up and possibly beaten for being g@y.

My advice to Mystere is that he STOP fcking that chicken. Even if (as I just confirmed via a Google search) the sexual assault of an animal in California (where Mystere lives) is only a misdemeanor. Something I perhaps should not mention, as Mystere may take that fact as a license to rape man's BEST friend to his heart's content. It might be better to lie and try and scare Mystere "straight".

Poor Buttstink. His life must be a living hell, to be sexu@lly assaulted by Mystere on a regular basis. It probably isn't that bad, however. Given the fact that Mystere's weenie is so small. Buttstink likely barely feels anything when it is inserted into his rectum.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym107.

Orange You Not Glad Dotard's Dad Emigrated From Germany? (Idiot Predisent lolz #4)

The USA electorate that elected Hillary Clinton by a 51.11% majority would have preferred that Dotard's dad had not emigrated to the US. Then his idiot son would have either been born and stayed in Germany - or emigrated himself but not be "natural born" and therefore ineligible to "serve" as predisent.

Although Dotard's dad was actually born in the United States. But predisent Grandpa, "speaking in the Oval Office Tuesday ... said that his father was born in a very wonderful place in Germany".

US President Donald Trump once again falsely claimed on Tuesday that his father was born in Germany when he was in fact born in New York in 1905. Trump made the comments from the White House where he was meeting with the head of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO), Jens Stoltenberg, and admonishing Germany for "not paying its fair chair" in defence spending. EuroNews 3/4/19, 0:28.

It was during this same meeting with Jens Stoltenberg on 4/2/2019 that The Dotard railed against what he called the "oranges" of the Mueller report.

It seems Dotard knows he isn't using the right word, since he clarifies by adding "the beginnings". So why does he repeat "oranges" 3 times?

"I think he's suffering from pre-dementia. And it's only getting worse", said John Gartner, a clinical psychologist with practices in New York City and Baltimore. ... "The evidence is right in front of our eyes"... (4/3/2019 Huffpost article by S.V. Date).

Perhaps we shouldn't be laughing at an old man with dementia. On the other hand his followers will dispute that the Orange Turd is not mentally all there. They will insist that Dotard is a GREAT leader and we should absolutely stick with him. Don't forget the supposed cognitive test that tRump "aced", proving there is no problem. Right. I believe that as much as I believe the tRump doc who said Dotard would be the healthiest president ever.

Turns out that was a lie. Harold Bornstein later admitted that he did not write the letter, but it was dictated to him by tRump. As if we did not already know that. tRump's health problems are being covered up. Just as the Mueller report is being covered up and whatever is in his tax returns is being covered up.

Video: How I fee about the many Dotard cover ups. He CAN'T keep getting away with it. In the meantime... we continue to laugh at the idiot AND his cultists.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-106.

Thoughts On The Angry Partisan Witch Hunt Hoax

I'm talking about the partisan witch hunt hoax investigation of Hillary Clinton's private email server. The hoax that had the angry republican James Comey opening and reopening the case in an effort to sabotage her campaign. All the while staying mum on the fact that DJT was being investigated for being a Russian asset. So he's a supposedly a "Never-tRump" republican and therefore on HRC's side? So why did he fight so hard to do maximum damage to HRC while protecting DJT? I still find that fact to be more than a little perplexing.

I'm NOT talking about the incorrectly labeled (by the Orange Turd) "witch hunt hoax" Robert Mueller inquiry concerning the Russian interference into the 2016 election. Because that investigation was neither a hoax nor a witch hunt. Although I do think Robert Mueller bungled it. Supposedly everyone in the tRump campaign were simply dupes manipulated by Russian operatives directed by Vladimir Putin to try and get Dotard tRump elected predisent. Because of Putin's hate for Hillary Clinton. Also because Putin correctly surmised that he could manipulate tRump into doing his bidding.

On the other hand, maybe it's just that the republican Mueller is such a by-the-book straight shooting kind of guy that he felt "honesty" was the only way to go. By which I mean he was looking to build an airtight case and it simply was not possible. Because Paul Manafort lied to him. Paul Manafort is the guy, remember, who owed mucho dinero to the Russian Oligarch Oleg Deripaska. An oligarch he attempted to pay back by helping out with Putin's influence campaign. By supplying tRump campaign polling data to Konstantin Kilimnik so that Russians paying for Facebook ads in Rubles could determine how to micro-target the voters which would put Dotard over the top in key swing states.

Had Paul Manafort genuinely cooperated Mueller would have discovered how "in the know" and "in the loop" Dotard was regarding the OBVIOUS collusion many in his campaign participated in. Instead Mueller (apparently) concluded that Putin made "useful idiots" of the Orange Turd and his campaign associates. Yeah, no. I don't fcking buy it.

I'm also not buying the "no obstruction" determination by Barr (not Mueller). Barr wrote an unsolicited memo before getting the AG job in which he said that NO WAY could the Dotard obstruct justice. Then Robert Mueller decided that he wasn't going to reach a conclusion either way about obstruction? Leaving the door open for the partisan toady Bill Barr to insert himself into Mueller's report by reaching his already predetermined conclusion that Dotard couldn't possibly obstruct. By virtue of being above the law as predisent.

What a load of crap! Now, because OBVIOUSLY the Mueller report contains muy bad news for tRump, team cover-up is trying to argue that the Mueller report should never be seen. As Devin Nunes said, the report should be "burned". Neither the Public nor Congress should see any version of it. Or Congress should see a highly redacted version of it. With all the collusion taken out.

Because prosecutors shouldn't say anything to damage the reputations of people not indicted. You know, JUST LIKE James Comey said nothing when he determined that HRC was totally exonerated re the email witch hunt hoax. Oh no, that isn't what happened at all. Sorry trumpers, but Congress (specifically The House) needs access to the FULL unredacted report. As well as all the underlying materials.

Because if the Orange Turd cannot be indicted (as per DOJ "policy" not as per the Constitution) AND the Mueller report can't be released (because, as per Franco on WYD, "the job of prosecutors is not to pen damaging narratives about people they couldn't indict) - then effectively the predisent is above the law. Surely NOT what the Founders intended.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-105.

That Night My Mouth Colluded With Bill Barr's Butthole

I, Fartbreath Mystere, am desperate to collude with the Trump administration AG, Bill Barr. This collusion wouldn't be at all like the collusion that our president, Donald Trump and his campaign associates participated in during the runup to the 2016 election. That collusion president Trump was cleared of by that scumbag Democrat Robert Mueller.

Robert Mueller CLAIMS to be a Republican, but then why did he try to oust our duly elected Republican President Donald Trump and replace him with the Hildebeest? Luckily the coup attempt failed. Because Donald Trump is so clean. Also so innocent. No collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian government officials. Only collusion with Russian government-connected individuals. People like Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya and Russian Oligarch Konstantin Kilimnik.

Yes, Don Junior said (in an email) that he would LOVE to collude with Veselnitskaya. And later his dad lied about the meeting Junior took with Veselnitskaya at Trump Tower. But that meeting produced no dirt on Hillary Clinton! Don Junior said so, and he wouldn't lie. And, YES, Paul Manafort handed off Trump campaign polling data to Kilimnik that he passed on to his Russian masters (data that was used by Russian trolls to micro-target their Facebook ads, helping put Trump over the top in several key states).

But SO WHAT? Was there some kind of formal agreement between Russian government employees and members of the Trump campaign? The answer is NO. President Trump was totally cleared, libtards. We won, you lost. Get over it. Although I know you won't, because you are sore losers. Sore losers who got stinkfaced by your beloved Robert Mueller. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Anyway, the real reason for this post is to relate the tale of my own collusion. Although this collusion took place only in a dream I had last night. A fantastic sex dream that caused me to cream my jammies! In this dream my mouth was colluding with Bill Barr's butthole. As I played the rusty trombone, Bill, while reading from his summary of the Mueller report, passed gas multiple times.

OMG, his farts were quite stinky! I was in Heaven! little Mystere was so stiff. When Bill and I kissed he told me how much he loved my fart breath. Then Bill bent me over his desk and took me from behind, thrusting his large member between my quivering buttocks. Finally he shot his load, filling my anal cavity.

After I woke I found that I had soiled my "Powerpuff Girls" panties as well as my "My Little Pony" jammies. Some people call this soiling a "nocturnal emission". I call it whipping up a fresh batch of white gravy.

After the very vivid dream of a sexual encounter with Bill Barr, I was super horny and desperately desired to make love to my husband, Rikishi. Lately he has not been "in the mood" due to an injury he sustained over the Christmas holiday involving a dildo chair. As a result he had to be rushed to the hospital with a shattered tailbone and a punctured rectum.

So I quietly reached into his jammie bottoms and pulled out his sausage, being careful not to wake him. I won't go into too much graphic detail concerning what happened next - suffice to say Rikishi WAS in the mood and very much appreciated me waking him by orally pleasuring his sausage. Sausage with white gravy, btw is one of my favorite tasty treats. Anyway, Rikishi and I proceeded to make love for almost a half hour. Followed by another half hour of cuddling.

For the record I am not gay. Homosexuality is a sin that will get you sent to Hell where you will burn for eternity. That asshole Anthony Sanders often tries to smear me as gay, but he's the fag, not me. I'm a God-fearing Christian who sometimes falls short and sins. But I ask God for forgiveness when I do. Quite unlike Anthony, who is out of the closet and proud. He'll be sorry when he finds himself being corn-holed by Satan's enormous dick. You won't feel any pleasure, ONLY pain. That I can assure you, Anthony!

But back to Bill Barr. I am so happy that our magnificent POTUS found an AG to protect him from the Witch Hunt lead by Mueller and his angry Democrats. Unlike that weasel Jeff Sessions. Hopefully the report (surely filled with lies) will never be released, but burned up as recommended by the hero Devin Nunes. What we need to do now is get to the oranges of the Mueller investigation. Or the beginnings, as our wonderful president says.

Investigate the oranges, then put the traitors on trial. Because it's about time the Hildebeest was arrested and imprisoned already. As well as the Kenyan born Obama, his husband Michael, and the Democrats James Comey, Andy McCabe and Peter Strzok. They all need to be sent to Gitmo ASAP.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. WYM-104.