Monday, February 12, 2018

Mystere Serves Satan

"Despite the right wing's assertion that they represent morality, this book precisely articulates how the exact opposite is true. Jesus would, by definition, necessarily have been a liberal. No doubt".

"Jesus Was a Liberal" is a 2010 book by The Reverend William L. McLennan Jr. The Reverend teaches ethics at the Stanford Graduate School of Business. The preceding paragraph is a review of his book by a verified Amazon purchaser.

As a Progressive Christian I agree with the review (although I have not read the book in question). Mystere, a low-IQ imbecile who comments on the trumpy blog Who's Your Daddy, takes the opposite view.

mystere's moonbat slayer club: In 2008, Satan got permission to pass gas to the American people and spiritually carpetbagged his way into the White House through a bumbling liberal named Barack Hussein 0bama Jr. A small number of us who saw the charade of evil hunkered down and fought back. In 2010, We The People got a sign from Heaven when we won the House back. In 2012, We The People were told to wait patiently when we saw the evil puppet of Satan Barack Hussein 0bama JR. retain his stranglehold on us.

Behind the scenes, a prophet named Mark Taylor had been given a vision of Donald Trump coming to the White House to start cracking God's Whip against a den of thieves who looted the USA's hard earned treasures. Taylor wondered at the time if he had seen a prophecy when Donald Trump chose not to run in 2012. In 2014, We The People saw another glimmer of hope when we saw Satan's stronghold fall in the Senate, another answer to prayer.

In late 2015 to early 2016, the LORD God spoke again to prophet Mark Taylor, reminding him about the prophecy He gave him about Donald John Trump in late 2011-early 2012. The LORD God told Taylor that We The People were not yet ready in 2012 for Donald Trump, so He waited patiently for us to spiritually wake up. In 2016, the LORD God put it on His Chosen One Donald John Trump to seek the GOP nomination for President. At the same time, the LORD God made sure Trump had the wrath of a hungry lion ready to maul the evil spirits that Satan had set loose through the Devil's Night Club aka the DNC.

Satan dredged out his most wicked power hungry political witch Crooked Hildebeest Clinton to spearhead the DNC. During the campaign season in 2016, the LORD God cracked his whip, turning over the tables of the Devil's Night Club, chasing Satan's minions out of the closets. On Election Night 2016, We The People sent a message to the Devil's Night Club, slamming the doors in their faces. We hired Donald John Trump to smash the Devil's Night Club money tables and to chase Satan's minions out. The Devil's Night Club is facing eviction notices from We The People. The DNC is closing its doors. (2/12/2018 at 11:02am).

mystere's moonbat slayer club: By the way, GOP stood for God's Oppressed People from November 2008 to November 2016. It now stands for God's Overjoyed People now that the Devil's Night Club faces multiple evictions and is facing the wrecking ball. (2/12/2018 at 11:10am).

Due to the length of this comment, my initial reaction was that Mystere copied it from elsewhere. Even though it contains the line "Satan got permission to pass gas". Mystere does have a flatulence fixation, so perhaps he did write it as he insists.

The "prophet" Mark Taylor is a nutter who wrote a book called "The Trump Prophecies". Apparently this insane person believes Trump, a pussy grabbing racist, is a vessel God is using (this I got from another Amazon review).

An author of a one star review of Taylor's book writes, "God may have moved in this election, but in the same way He was moved to destroy humanity with the flood, or He was moved to kill the firstborn of Egypt". The one star review further states, "...the only thing you need to know to understand this book and the evangelical support for Donald Trump is Matthew 24:24".

Matthew 24:24 says "false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive". Is Trump such a false prophet? Mystere believes that Trump is God's "chosen one". In my opinion Trump is an evil man, and, if he was "chosen" by any supernatural power, that entity is SURELY Satan.

Which is not to say that I am 100% convinced that Trump is a minion of Satan. He may be. He may not be. What is clear to me, however, is that Mystere serves Satan. To write that God chose Trump, an obviously horrible person, and that it's the DNC that is evil is PROOF POSITIVE of this. At least as far as I am concerned. Satan surely smiles when he reads absurdity such as Mystere's work of fiction. A work of fiction in which Mystere slanders a good and decent man while singing the praises of a repulsive scumbag like Trump.

According to Mystere, I need to be wary of the "stranglehold Satan and his minions of demons and wicked principalities have on [me]". I say Mystere needs to heed his own advice. Turn away from HATE now Mystere. "Derwood claims he's a Christian, but supports everything vile in God's eyes" (excerpt from Mystere's blog).

Two things that Mystere believes God finds "vile" are homosexuality and Islam. Do I "support" homosexuality and Islam? Not really. I simply do not hate anyone for (either) being who they are or for practicing a different religion. I do not hate as Mystere does and he calls that "support". I don't know about you, but I wouldn't refer to opposition to bigotry using the word "vile".

I can imagine Satan saying to Mystere, "I like your hate. Keep it up". Mystere's response? "Thank you. I will keep it up". Although he THINKS it's God urging him to hate. Eventually he will find out the truth, but it will likely be too late then.

Note: "His Chosen One Donald John Trump" is a link inserted BY ME to the blog post "It Has Been Revealed To Me That I, Barlowe Bayer, Am A Prophet Of The Savior Of The United States, Donald John Trump". Barlowe Bayer is a deluded trumpy blogger who also believes Trump was chosen by God. Although (and I'm not sure about this) "Barlowe" might be a parody ID created to poke fun at delusional trumpy bloggers like Mystere.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Left wing extremist hate monger blog troll Dervish Sanders. WYM-26.