Introducing The Libturd Dervish Sanders (A Fartbreath Mystere Commentary)

Hello, Klansman Mystere here. OK, so it is true that the primary author of this blog is not me. But I don't have a lot of time to compose posts for this blog, having a lot of other blogs on which I write about how much I hate Libturds. So, when I got an invite to join this blog, I said no way. Then I reconsidered. "Why not"? I concluded. So long I can write whatever lying bullshit I want. An arrangement the blog host agreed to for some strange reason.

With that in mind, let me introduce to you to my co-author here, Dervish Sanders. Sanders, a liberal blog enemy, is another garden variety mean spirited stinky as a skunk Libturd. He is a racist cross-dressing member of one of the gay chapters of the Ku Klux Klan*. Dervish dresses up in typical Klan burqas, hijabs, kimonos and Kippah hats. He has been known to upset the Klan Grand Drag Queen by running up the burqa and hijab laundry bills.

Dervish likes to sniff my boyfriend Rikishi's behind, sticking his nose deep into his crack. Sanders is also fixated on Donald Trump's genitalia, and says he'd like to see the statue remain standing in the public. The photos below are examples of the kind of pics Dervish attaches to his blog posts.

Dervish submitted a photo of a naked Trump statue to my blogsite Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club in one of his retorts to a post. Dervish has expressed interest in keeping the statue of Donald Trump publicly exposed in his ghetto. Dervish likes to get down on his knees in front of it, pretending to engage in oral copulation with the statue.

Dervish's buttbois can be seen in these photos.

*Note: I belong to a non-gay chapter of the KKK. And, for the record, the chapter of the KKK I belong to does not consider these gay chapters legitimate. Because we hate fags. Also because they don't exist (gay KKK chapters, that is). Much like Klan burqas and hijabs don't exist. Because burqas and hijabs are worn by Muslim women, not members of the KKK. KKK members such as myself wear manly robes with manly hoods. And we definitely don't f*ck each other in the butt. Very often. That is only done during certain ceremonies.

Update 9/7/2018: [update authored by Dervish Sanders] Mystere deleted his commentary on Liberal Troll watch. When, I do not know. I checked today to refresh my memory in regards to a quote from him about "oral copulation", and, while Google returned a result that met the search criteria I entered, when I clicked the page Blogger said the page I was looking for did not exist on said blog. So, given that that Google cached will eventually disappear, I have copied and pasted the blog post below.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017.
Post title: Dervish Sanders.

Let me introduce to you another liberal blog enemy: Dervish Sanders. Sanders is another garden variety mean spirited stinky as a skunk libturd. He is a racist cross dressing member of the Ku Klux Klan, dressing up in typical Klan burqas and hijabs. Dervish has been known to upset the Klan Grand Drag Queen by running up the burqa and hijab laundry bills. Dervish likes to sniff Blog Rikishi's behind, sticking his nose deep into Rikishi's crack. Sanders is also fixated on Donald Trump's genitalia, and says he'd like to see the statue remain standing in the public. These are some of the photos Dervish uses on his blog posts.

Dervish sent the above photo of the naked Trump statue to my blogsite Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club in one of his retorts to a post. Dervish has expressed interest in keeping the statue of Donald Trump publicly exposed in his ghetto. Dervish likes to get down on his knees in front of it, pretending to engage in oral copulation with the statue.

Dervish's buttbois can be seen in these photos, taking photos of the statues.

Posted by mystere's moonbat slayer club at 8:07 AM.

This commentary, a version of which was cross-posted to Liberal Troll Watch, was authored by Mystere's Wingnut Spanking Club. A Republican/Wingnut/White Nationalist/Pro-Trump Blogger. WYM-14.

Colin Kaepernick Absolutely Is A Hero!

I don't watch football. I do not like football. In fact I hate it. Not as much as wrestling or boxing, but I still do hate it. It runs for hours and hours on the teevee, which, while it can be avoided, is annoying if someone else in your household wants to watch it (for some incomprehensible reason).

So, when I heard about the Colin Kaepernick controversy, I didn't really pay attention (Wikipedia: During the 2016 season, Kaepernick gained nationwide attention when he protested "against the treatment of blacks in the United States" by not standing while the United States national anthem was being played before the start of games).

My opinion at the time was, while agreeing with him on principle, that what he was doing was likely not worth it, as it hurt him financially. Which is why I didn't reply to the following comment made on the WYD blog by one of the leading #trumpdupes.

Rusty Shackelford: Those dingle berries on the left are curious little folks, they consider Colin Kaepernick an American hero while the folks on the right would think of Kris Kyle as an American hero... strange how the left thinks. (9/23/2017 at 5:09pm).

OK, so, while I didn't think Kaepernick was a hero at the time, I have since changed my mind. Given recent developments.

CNBC: President Donald Trump had a suggestion on Saturday for National Football League owners whose players decide to take a knee during the national anthem: fire them. [As a rebuke to Trump] about two dozen [Ravens and Jaguars NFL] players... took a knee during the playing of the national anthem before the start of the teams' game at Wembley Stadium on Sunday. ... No players were kneeling during the playing of the British national anthem (9/24/2017).

Now it appears as though Kaepernick's bravery is catching on. According to ESPN (re what happened at Wembley Stadium) "the player who wasn't there won the day". This "was Kaepernick's defining moment". A comment by ESPN senior writer Ian O'Connor that I must say I agree with.

Kaepernick's bravery has truly made a difference and I have a lot of respect for him. He stuck to his guns to do the right thing even at the risk of losing his job. BTW, I couldn't say I'd be as brave to do what he did (imperil his livelihood to stand up for his convictions)... and this is PRECISELY what makes him a HERO. He did what others didn't have the guts to do.

I left a comment saying this on the WYD blog. This was a comment made in thread attached to a post about some dotard woman named Susan Reitman of Rockland Maine who was in trouble with the local law enforcers because she put up signs (on her property) saying "I Love Trump" and "he won, get over it". Apparently her signs violated a city ordinance and she was told to take them down.

The 75yo dotard #trumpdupe, facing large fines and possible jail time, was hailed as a "wise woman" on the WYD blog for exercising her free speech rights and standing up to "libtards". I said (in my comment) that I expected responses from the WYD blog commenters voicing their support for Kaepernick's free speech rights. Because, while they may not agree with his reasoning, SURELY they (unless they are extreme hypocrites) have to agree that he had the free speech right to take a knee. An action that made a statement while hurting nobody. Much like what the dotard #trumpdupe woman did with her "get over it" signs.

Although I was being sarcastic, in that I do NOT expect any comments in support of Kapernick. Because the WYD #trumpdupes are HUGE hypocrites!

Image: RW #trumpdupe meme criticizing Kaepernick for exercising his free speech rights while praising Tim Tebow for being a Jesus freak. While I don't have a problem with Tebow genuflecting, I do think that if Tebow thinks God cares about who wins a football game, that's pretty f*cking stupid.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders, a Progressive Democrat who believes the USA needs more Scandinavia-type socialism. WYM-13.

On WYD Trumpanzees Agreeing Blacks Are Genetically Less Intelligent & That It's The Left That Is Racist

Yes, this actually happened. The #trumpdupe WYD commenters this time included the Beantown Sockpuppet (a fully dupped Republican who pretends he is AntiFa), a proud homophobe who calls himself Titan Uranus, and a half-wit going by the name Thersites. (Note that in Homer's Iliad, Thersites "is said to be... vulgar, obscene, and somewhat dull-witted". Sounds about right. The "dull-witted" part, at least).

Beantown AntiFacist: from Wikipedia: Rushton & Jensen (2005) wrote that, in the United States, self-identified blacks and whites have been the subjects of the greatest number of studies. They stated that the black-white IQ difference is about 15 to 18 points or 1 to 1.1 standard deviations (SDs), which implies that between 11 and 16 percent of the black population have an IQ above 100 (the general population median). (9/16/2017 at 4:53am). Beantown AntiFacist: Funny how the "science deniers" hate science when its' used against them. (9/16/2017 at 4:54am). Thersites: The racism is almost entirely on the Left. Being patronizing and condescending is all that they have left. (9/16/2017 at 5:46pm).

The problem with Beanie's "science"? Arthur Jensen (8/24/1923–10/22/2012), was a racist and a White Nationalist.

SPLC: [Jensen] gave an interview to the White Nationalist American Renaissance magazine in which he laid out his beliefs about black people... Jensen ridiculed people, including his own mother, who believe "that blacks would be no different from the rest of us - the rest of the population — if they simply had the same education and all of that".

So Jensen's own mother (someone less educated than her University professor son) reasoned out why Black people are "less intelligent". Public school education is superior in more wealthy neighborhoods. Because it's paid for with property taxes. If you live in the "ghetto", your school has less money to educate you. It's that simple.

Yet Jensen concluded that Black people are genetically less intelligent. Because his racism caused him to dedicate his life to justifying his racism. And he gave racists like Beanie, Titan and Thersites some logic to hang their racist hats on.

Thersites: Racism isn't science. Stating scientific fact, that's there's a standard deviation difference in average IQs between races, isn't racist. (9/17/2017 at 10:34am).

How pathetic! "I'm not a racist because science says Blacks are less intelligent". Except that Jensen peddled junk science (Titan UA: "Genetics is junk science? Who knew?"). There is also the fact that the standard IQ test is biased. Blacks do poorly in regards to "verbal comprehension" (one of the 4 components of the IQ score). The first 3 measure processing speed (how fast you can solve a problem), working memory (how well you can hold and use information in your mind) and nonverbal reasoning (how good are you at solving problems for which you've received no previous education).

Dr. Umar Johnson, a Doctor of Clinical Psychology, says Blacks and Whites perform equally on these three scales. It isn't until we get to verbal comprehension that Black people fall behind. Because (as per Dr. Johnson) "these are the words, ideas and definitions that White people use". Dr. Johnson adds that verbal comprehension has nothing to do with intelligence, but is dependant upon the quality of the education you receive. The IQ test is rigged, in other words. In order to maintain White privilege.

But racists like those who post on the WYD blog are convinced that genetics explains why Black people score lower on IQ tests. They are convinced that it's "science", and "science" isn't racist. In reality, it's the "science denying Left" that's racist! But that's bullshit, of course. Black people are just people. According to scientists it is "problematic to view race as a biological concept". People who claim that Black people are less intelligent due to "genetics" are full of shit and using pseudo-science to justify their racism.

But racists will cling to any "fact" they can find to justify their belief that Black people are inferior. It's "scientific fact", not racism! But it is racism. And Trump-supporting fools like Beanie, Thersites and Titan are racists. Despite their denials and whines about how the Left is "patronizing and condescending" (when they're called out on their bullshit), but the truth is the truth. It's White privilege and not genetics that explains the black-white IQ difference (inferior schools and rigged intelligence tests).

Video: Dr. Umar Johnson debunks the myth that White people are smarter than Black people by proving the fallacy and fraud of conventional IQ tests (7:12).

Post authored by Dervish Sanders, a Progressive who prides himself on being patronizing & condescending to #trumpdupes. WYM-12.

Radical Racist Dances A J!g Because Racist White Cop Gets Off After Murdering Black Man

Radical Redneck is one of the hardcore racists who comment on the WYD blog. This time Radical pontificates on what he thinks would happen if former president Barack Obama was auctioned off. Something that could happen if Obama time-traveled to slavery times. Or if we brought slavery back.

I'm not sure what he's suggesting. My guess would be that he wants to time-travel back to slavery times, bring Barack Obama with him, then sell Obama into slavery. Then stay there. Because he wouldn't have to hide his extreme hatred for Black people living during the Plantation era. He could even own some Black people and whip them! That would probably give him a serious hard on.

The police murdering Black men is another thing that gets people like the Radical Racist horny. Or pleases them immensely at least. Regarding the recent acquittal of yet another police officer who shot and killed a Black suspect, Radical commented "We Win Again! *dancing a j!g*".

Granted, in this instance the suspect was armed. Supposedly. Although prosecutors "accused Stockley of planting the gun in Smith's car after he was shot". Jason Stockley was the cop who was put on trial for killing Anthony Lamar Smith. But Smith had a record therefore he deserved to be shot.

BTW, note that prosecutors thought he planted the gun. That would be attorneys who work for the city. Ordinarily, when a police officer shoots and kills a suspect, they are not automatically charged with murder. Most of the time an internal investigation concludes that the shooting was justified and the cop is cleared. Without a trial.

Here there was a trial. Why? Because there were suspicions that the shooting was not justified. Likely because of what was captured on the dashcam of the officer's car (I'm guessing).

Fox News: Assistant Circuit Attorney Robert Steele emphasized during the trial that police dashcam video of the chase captured Stockley saying he was "going to kill this [expletive], don't you know it". Less than a minute later, the officer fatally shot Smith. Stockley's lawyer dismissed the comment as "human emotions" amid a dangerous police pursuit. (St. Louis ex-officer Jason Stockley acquitted in killing of black man, city braces for protests. 9/15/2017).

I think we all know what the expletive was. A word the Radical guy likely uses often. Due to the fact that he also has "human emotions". In any case, they were not able to determine who the gun belonged to. Apparently. The story notes that "the gun found in Smith's car didn't have his DNA on it, but it did have Stockley's". Sounds suspicious, no? Obviously another reason this case went to trial. But in the end he was acquitted. Because we give the police the benefit of the doubt. And trust that they tell the truth. And hardly ever convict them when they kill people.

Even in cases where it's clearly murder, like when officer Michael Slager shot a fleeing Walter Scott in the back 5 times. The result wasn't a conviction, but a "hung jury". Obviously there is a problem. Yet the Radical Racist cheers the death of a Black man, declaring "we win".

The "we" being racists like himself, I'll wager. If Anthony Lamar Smith did reach for a gun and officer Jason Stockley shot him in self defense? Then he got what was coming to him. The police have the right to defend themselves. IF that is what happened. Obviously there were people who didn't believe it was self defense, or it wouldn't have gone to trial.

(Image: Anthony Lamar Smith and the racist cop who shot him dead, Jason Stockley).

While I can't say for certain what happened, there were obviously multiple reasons to be suspicious of Stockley's story. In any case, I surely do not see this as a "win" for "us". If "us" is white people who are sick of Black criminals committing crimes. Although (like I said) I'm pretty sure who the "we" Radical Redneck cheers is. It's White Republican "law and order" types. A theme of Donald Trump's campaign. His base knew what he meant. Which was "get tough on Black criminals".

Shoot them dead. Because a Black guy who's got himself into a situation where the police are suspicious... he's probably got a gun. And will shoot the police officer. Because that's what Black guys do. Commit crimes and shoot at police officers (it's probably genetic). Probably best to just ASSUME that Black guy is going for a gun and shoot to kill.

Video: Racist police officer "jokes" about the fact that Black Americans are 2.5 times more likely then white Americans to be shot and killed by the police (source). Comment, over which Cobb County GA officer Lt. Greg Abbott retired, made to a nervous White woman he pulled over. Abbott claims he was trying to "de-escalate a situation involving an uncooperative passenger". Video is from July 2016.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. WYM is a Liberal/Progressive/Anti-Trump blog. wym011.

Predisent Fart aka MAGA Man (WYM Version)

Donald Jackass Trump, the racist misogynist Russia colluder currently occupying the White House, should be referred to as "predisent Fart", IMO. As a sign of disrespect. "Predisent", because that is how Trump's personal lawyer, Marc Kasowitz referred to Trump (in a letter riddled with misspellings). I've decided that "predisent" (my own definition) refers to a president who is illegitimate (SWTD #358).

And I'm calling him "Fart" because that's what "trump" means in England. A "trump" is a fart. Additionally it is my understanding that MAGA doesn't stand for "Make America Great Again", but "Massive Ass Gas Attack" (DSD #59).

Which is what this asshole has launched upon the United States (metaphorically). Trump does not give a shit about Blue Collar working stiffs. These would be the people he has referred to as the "forgotten man" in campaign speeches (and in his inaugural address). He criticized Hillary Clinton for giving highly paid speeches to Wall Street audiences, then he added many Goldmans Sachs alums to his cabinet. Trump is a con man who is working to enrich himself and the other oligarchs.

Unfortunately the hardcore rubes (most of the people who comment at the blog Who's Your Daddy, for example. FreeThinke, Rusty Shackelford, the Radical Racist and my co-blogger Edward "Mystere" Endo) will support him to the end. Instead of being repelled by Trump toots, they LOVE the stench! And eagerly seek out more Trump farts to huff. They can't wait for DJT to release his nauseous gas so they can drink it in. The "farts" being Trump tweets, lies from the Trump administration, praise-filled articles fake news from the obedient Right-wing media, etc.

Note: This is a slightly shorter largely rewritten version of a post (with the same title) from the blog "Sleeping with The Devil" (SWTD #387).

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. WYM is a Liberal/Progressive/Anti-Trump blog. WYM-10. WYM2-10.

#trumpdupe Sez Liar-In-Chief Is "A Man Who Came To Save Us From Hitler's Big Lie"

Note that (as with all commentaries on this blog) this post concerns comments from the Right-wing trumpanzee blog Who's Your Daddy. This is a blog that has attracted some of the most duped of the #trumpdupes. People who will be with Trump until the end, in that they will never turn on him and will defend him no matter what.

A fact proven (yet again) by an exchange that took place recently (betwixt me and 3 #trumpdupes). A conversation that started with a comment from an idiot calling himself "Minus FJ". This would be the idiot who proclaimed that tRump is our savior. What he's saving us from being the "big lie". Which presumably Barack Obama engaged in (lying to the American people "big league" in order to "fundamentally transform America").

Some of these lies being that global warming is real (as opposed to a hoax invented by the Chinese) and that the minimum wage is good for the economy. Minus was also very appreciative of Trump being White (following the "racist" Black president).

My response to this idiocy was to point out that tRump is a documented liar. He lies constantly and his lies are easily disproven. Past presidents have bent the truth (as all politicians do to some degree), but tRump is in a league of his own, as a majority of people acknowledge (a PPP poll from 7/18/2017 found that 57% of respondents don't think tRump is honest and 52% say he is a liar).

In response to my comment another #trumpdupe chimed in with a stupefyingly moronic response (my comment followed by the moron's reply).

Dervish Sanders: Donald Trump is the biggest liar ever to assume the presidency. As of Trump's first 6 months, Trump has been lying at the rate of 4.9 lies per day. (9/4/2017 at 10:10am). The Absolute Marxist: 4.9? That low? The average man speaks 15,700 words per day. Estimating Trump's average sentence length to about 10 words, that's 1,570 sentence, of which 4.9 are lies. So are you saying he's truthful 99.7% of the time? Wow, it really is more impressive when you reduce it to numbers. (9/4/2017 at 10:26am). The Absolute Marxist: ...and btw, thanks for proving Trump a pathological (99.7%) truth speaker. (9/4/2017 at 10:28am)

Can you figure out why his response is so stupid? BTW, he's an "absolute Marxist"? I think not.

Dervish Sanders: That is some truly moronic spin. The counted lies refer to on-the-record supposed factual statements (where Trump is asserting something is a fact but it is proven not to be). Yet you (with your words per day BS) are counting private and off the record conversations. As well as statements in which no facts are asserted. If Trump says to someone "hello, nice to meet you" (which could be a lie but wasn't looked at) you give him credit. If Trump tells the WH cook he wants a well done steak for dinner, again, the Absolute Moron congratulates the liar-in-chief for his 99.7% truth-telling. Dumbass. (9/4/2017 at 4:29pm).

I failed to mention that a tRump lie likely would consist of several sentences (at least). Not that it matters, as this argument from (alleged) Marxist that Trump's lies are low (if you look at them as a percentage of sentences spoken) is idiotic. For the reasons I pointed out. This didn't stop a third #trumpdupe from leaping into the exchange with a moronic comment of his own.

Beantown AntiFacist: Take it up with the supplier of the 4.9 number, moron. All AM did was use your own lie against you. (9/4/2017 at 5:03pm).

What "lie"? That Donald Trump lies an average of 4.9 times a day? No, I think he's talking about the "lie" that this is a lot of lying. As far as lying goes, 5 times a day is GREAT. In the minds of the #trumpdupe, that is. They LIKE it when Donald lies to them. Much more so than when the Black guy lied to them. Something he probably did a lot more than 5 times a day (they likely believe). (BTW, the "Antifascist" is another dishonest handle. Just like the "Absolute Marxist" isn't a Marxist, Beanie has nothing to do with the Antifa movement. Despite the fact that he fabricated a blog in which he pretends he is).

Anyway, the volume of tRump's lying IS unprecedented, as the NYT points out in a 8/7/2017 article titled "Many Politicians Lie. But Trump Has Elevated the Art of Fabrication".

...President Trump, historians and consultants in both political parties agree, appears to have taken what the writer Hannah Arendt once called "the conflict between truth and politics" to an entirely new level. From his days peddling the false notion that former President Barack Obama was born in Kenya, to his inflated claims about how many people attended his inaugural, to his description just last week of receiving two phone calls — one from the president of Mexico and another from the head of the Boy Scouts — that never happened, Mr. Trump is trafficking in hyperbole, distortion and fabrication on practically a daily basis. (9/4/2017 at 5:03pm).

Dictionary.com defines "practically" as "in effect; virtually". The 4.9 lies a day is an average. There are days that Trump might tell no lies (possibly). If he makes no public statements, for example. Other days he might tell a boatload more. So, that Trump lies on "practically a daily basis" is accurate. The average being 4.9 times a day.

And, no, that isn't a low amount of lying (as the #trumpdupe "Absolute Marxist" claims). It is a LOT. 52% of the American people say he is "a liar" (as per the poll I cited at the top of my post). "Historians and consultants in both political parties" say he's taken dishonesty to a new level. But it's a level that the #trumpdupes are in denial regarding.

Trump's lying isn't "unpresidented", but lower than you'd expect. He's actually a 99.7% truth speaker! As per the bullshit mental gymnastics of an "Absolute Marxist".

Update 5/10/2019: As I later learned, all three handles I mention above (Minus, Absolute Marxist, and Beantown) are ALL sockpuppets controlled by the same person. In fact, this person has many more (more than a dozen).

Post authored by Dervish Sanders, a Liberal/Progressive Proud Bernie Sanders Superfan. WYM-9. WYM2-9.

tRump Is A Pseudo Christian Like His Followers

They think they are Christian, but they aren't. They accuse those they hate of being "pseudo Christians", but they are the real pseudo Christians. Because they hate anyone who is different than they are. Does that sound Christian to you? It most certainly does NOT sound Christian to me.

2 Corinthians 11:14 says "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light". This, IMO, describes Trump supporters. These people are dupes who have been taken in by the evil Trump.

Matthew 7:1-3 says "Judge not, that ye be not judged", but I'm only offering my opinion. I'm not judging. I leave it to God to deal with these people as he sees fit. Still, it is my opinion that when Judgment Day arrives the Right-wing so called "Christians" are going to be in for a shock.

But, who knows. Maybe our Creator is cool with hating gay people (or "hating the sin but loving the sinner"), brown people, Muslims, etc. I very seriously doubt it, but the Evangelicals seem utterly convinced they are the real "chosen people" and that Liberals are sinners who support perversion (men in women's restrooms, gays getting "married", etc) and are going to Hell. I'll let God decide. Even though I'll hold to my opinion, thank you.

BTW, I'm not a Catholic, although I do agree with Pope Francis. Not that I think Frank actually said people must choose between Jesus and Trump. People often pair up "quotes" with famous folks to create internet memes.

Frank did say, however, that "a person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not of building bridges, is not Christian". That is a true and accurate quote. You don't have to read between the lines much to conclude that Frank doesn't believe Trump is a Christian.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders, a Liberal/Progressive Blogger. WYM-8.