Trump Illegitimate Son Jeff Trump Reveals ... "My Dad Is A Pedophile" ...

🚨Breaking🚨Jeff Trump Spills The Beans, Reveals Father Donald Is A Pedophile And Melania Trump Is A Ho.

The illegitimate son of disgraced current President donald john trump, Jefferson Davis trump, has been shedding light on all the family secrets, after recently revealing his existence is the result of an affair his father had with a domestic servant who was in the country illegally at the time.

"He seduced my mother by offering her expensive gifts, then threatened her if she told anyone about my existence. Though he tried to get her to have an abortion, but she declined due to being a strong Catholic".

"My father impregnated one of his domestic servants", stated the previously unknown trump son, who was recently spotted wearing a Blue Democratic hat in a Washington DC restaurant. Later he posed for artistic renderings outside the White House in conjunction with an expose by a highly reputable newspaper. During his interview he also came out as a registered Democrat and supporter of AOC and Bernie Sanders.

"From the time I was little my mother told me I was a trump. And I did spend some time at Mar-A-Lago where I saw my father donald trump sexually assault dozens of teenage girls behind closed doors. People who knew him always referred to my father as a man who was physically attracted to tweens and teenagers", he claimed.

"For as long as I can remember, we have always known donald trump not being a child molester, but primarily attracted to women closer to his own age, was a FRAUD meant to cover up my father donald's sexual orientation as a hebephile.

"Though, the truth is that my father donald lusted after females of all ages, including babies. Just not the gross old ones, as he calls them", the trump son, who prefers to go by Jeff, alleges.

"What I hear from my contacts now is that the marriage between him and Melania is just for show and she agreed to stick around only for a big payday, which took the form of a renegotiation of her prenuptial agreement".

What are your thoughts on this stunning truth bomb from Jefferson Trump? Do YOU believe his explosive claims that the marriage between donald and Melania is a SHAM and that donald considers her way too old to bang?

In this blogger's opinion you absolutely should, given that the Epstein files largely confirm that Jeff's claims are 100 percent accurate. Even if there isn't a Jeff Trump because I made him up.



Video: Among the missing records were three memos about interviews with a woman who told agents that Epstein had repeatedly abused her physically and sexually decades ago, starting when she was approximately 13 years old... CNN 3/7/2026.

Post authored by the anti Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym379.

15 Million Democrats Recently Raptured To Heaven?

Those lucky bastards. They escaped the Hell on Earth that is on the way. Obviously I'm very unhappy that I'm still here. At least I can take solace in the fact that the fake Christian Mystere also didn't get raptured. And why should he have been, given that he voted for evil incarnate -- the racist, misogynist corrupt Orange Turd that is his g0d.

But I did not vote for evil. I voted for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. They certainly could have done a better job than d0n0ld will. We already know, based on past performance, that he will do a terrible job. In fact, he has promised to do an even more horrible job than he did the first time.

He denied having any knowledge of Project 2025. He swore it was not going to be a basis for policy in a second Turd administration. Though anyone with half a brain knew he was lying bigly. But (no doubt) the half-wits that voted for him believed it was not going to be utilized by his administration. Because he said so. Though republicans are now admitting they are going to be utilizing it as their playbook.

As per d0n0ld "...some of the things they're saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal"... as per the top Turd. "ridiculous and abysmal" aka awesome in Turdspeak. Promises denied, denied promises kept.

Anyway, back to the raptured Democrats who are now in Heaven. I asked the AI Perplexity, what's the deal with why fewer people turned out this time as comparred to the last potus election? I included my question in the image at the top of this post.

Based on the information provided in the search results and your query, it's important to address several key points... 1. Voter turnout fluctuations are normal: Differences in voter turnout between elections are common and don't necessarily indicate fraud. Factors like candidate enthusiasm, voter engagement, and current events can affect turnout. 2. Votes are still being counted: As of the latest information, vote counting was still ongoing in some states. The final, official vote totals typically aren't certified for days or even weeks after the election. 3. No evidence of widespread fraud in 2020: Multiple investigations, audits, and court cases following the 2020 election found no evidence of widespread voter fraud. Federal agencies declared the 2020 election "the most secure in American history". 4. Misinterpretation of data: The claim that 13 million fewer Democratic votes proves fraud in 2020 is a misinterpretation of election data. Voter preferences and turnout can change between elections without indicating fraud. 5. Expert consensus: Election security experts consistently state that voter fraud is extremely rare and almost never occurs on a scale that would affect an election outcome. 6. Rigorous election security measures: The U.S. employs numerous security measures to prevent large-scale fraud, including voter registration verification, signature matching, and post-election audits. 7. Decentralized election system: The highly decentralized nature of U.S. elections makes it extremely difficult to coordinate fraud on a massive scale across multiple jurisdictions. The sarcastic comment about voters being "raptured" is not based on any factual evidence and appears to be a rhetorical device used to cast doubt on the legitimacy of the 2020 election results. In conclusion, the difference in Democratic votes between 2020 and 2024 does not prove fraud in the 2020 election. It's a misinterpretation of normal electoral processes and ignores the extensive safeguards in place to ensure election integrity. Always seek information from authoritative sources and be critical of claims that lack substantial evidence. Citations: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12]

Millions of Democrats getting raptured and going to Heaven is proof that republicans are evil, not that there was cheating in 2020. Aren't Conservative Christianist d0n0ld voters positive they're the ones who will be raptured to Heaven and that it's the evil baby-murdering Democrats who will go to Hell? But it turns out that Hell is coming to Earth and republicans will be here to experience it. Along with everyone else who wasn't raptured.

btw, if my fellow Democrats (the ones who are now in Heaven with God) are aware of what's going on here (and that their absence contributed bigly to d0n0ld getting back in office), maybe they can adocate on behalf of their ideological brethren before God's Heavenly court? I think this might have been a mistake, because (like I said) I didn't vote for Satan's Minion, the evil Orange Turd.


Above Video: Oct 21, 2024. We want to dive a little deeper into the 2020 election results and explain why both Democratic and Republican elections officials from across the country don't believe it was stolen or rigged for Joe Biden. PoltiFact.

Post authored by the deeply sorrowful and Depressed Liberal/Progressive Leftist blogger Dervish Sanders. wym340.

Alec Baldwin Committed Murder On Orders From Hillary Clinton

As per the idiot Mystere's blog, when Alec Baldwin shot and killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins with a prop gun -- it was not an accident. It was an intentional murder.



The article Mystere links to? If you click his link it says "Oops! That page can't be found".

g00gle says the husband of Halyna Hutchins is a corporate lawyer in Latham & Watkins' Los Angeles office. Also, apparently two Latham & Watkins attorneys who represented Michael Sussmann also work at the Perkins Coie lawfirm.

Perkins Coie lawyer Michael Sussman was employed by Hillary Clinton during her 2016 campaign, and was indicted (but found innocent of lying to the FBI) in John Durham's bogus investigation.

So, does that make Matthew Hutchins "Clinton connected"? Tangentially. Which means "in a way that relates only slightly to a matter; peripherally".

Conspiracy PROVEN! Alec Baldwin, on the orders of Hillary Clinton, murdered Halyna Hutchins to send a message to her husband. Which was... "you better find a way to fix the trial. Or else you're next". Clearly it worked, as Sussman wasn't convicted.

Post authored by the Pro-Biden, Anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym288.

Dotard Wins 2nd White House Term In 410 Electoral College Landslide!

Yes, the Left is trying to steal the election, but in the end Dotard will prevail. The American People's all-time favorite president will serve until 2024. At least. Sorry libtards.

As reported by the predisent's favorite sycophantic "news" organization, One America News, the real electoral college vote totals are 410 to 128. AKA a blowout favoring Dotard.

The raw data in the server seized by the US military shows Trump won by a landslide 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 410!!!!https://t.co/Y7qP2PeIpf @realDonaldTrump @RudyGiuliani @DelRichAnderson @VA_GOP, VOID all results in landslide states and declare the R-candidates winners!! pic.twitter.com/5UpvHZDiEE

— Manga Anantatmula for Congress (R/VA-11) (@Manga4Congress) November 14, 2020

As per Snopes, "computer servers belonging to the Dominion Voting Systems and/or Scytl Secure Electronic Voting companies [have] been seized by the US military in Frankfurt, Germany, and the... data shows that Trump... actually won a landslide victory in the Nov 3 election".

Snopes says this is "false", but everyone knows Snopes is owned and run by lying Libtard Marxicrats. The departed sage Franco Aragosta warned that the people behind Snopes are "masters at the art of lying with facts and distortions" and that they should be ignored.

One America News (OAN) reports the truth. Dominion Voting Systems (an electronic voting hardware and software company with close ties to the Clintons) sent the actual data to Scytl in Germany and Scytl sent falsified data back. And it was proven that this is what happened after the US military raided the Scytl offices in Frankfurt.

btw, it was Rep Louie Gohmert of Texas (Amerca's sanest and smartest Congressperson) who delivered this scoop to OAN. Note that (according to the map) Dotard won California. So I guess Minus FJ was correct when he predicted it would be so. My apologies to him for doubting this could possibly happen.

Dotard will never stop fighting for us! Hold stong Dotard supporters. Soon the corrupt ex-VP Joe Biden and his pedophile son Hunter (who raped and tortured little Chinese girls) will be behind bars and Dotard will begin his second term. Following his inauguration on 1/20/2021.

The "rocks" being slung are (I assume) the lawsuits Dotard is filing in court which will overturn the fake results of the 2020 potus election. aka Joe Biden is not president-elect!

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-203.

I Do Not Have A Problem With The Fact That Mystere Is A G@y Man

Mystere, a closeted g@y man, does not like me. I am sure he knows the feeling is mutual. However, my dislike of Mystere has nothing to do with the fact that he is an effeminate homosexual who likes wearing women's underwear. Or that he is married to the love of his life, a male wrestler who goes by the name "Rikishi". I wish Mystere and his husband Rikishi many years of wedded bliss and anal intercourse.

I do have a problem, however, with Mystere due to his hypocrisy. According to Mystere's rhetoric, he hates g@y people and believes they will all burn in Hell for eternity. Mystere believes himself to be a Christian and that God hates and condemns g@y people. Even though he is closeted and in denial regarding his sexuality. You need the help of a psychiatrist, Mystere. You will never be happy until you can accept yourself for who you are -- a g@y man.

If Mystere were to get the help he so desperately needs he'd stop spewing hate for others who are just like him. Although the other g@y people that Mystere hates aren't closeted and in denial as he is. Which likely explains his hate for these people. They accept who they are, while he does not. And that angers him greatly.

If I had to guess, I'd say the fact that his mother impressed upon him the "evil" of homosexuality has something to do with him despising himself. Mystere's mother (it is my understanding) is a rightwing Christian bigot who would disown him if she ever found out her son has sex with other men. Especially if she ever discovered he used to blow homeless guys at the bus stop by the dozens (per day).

This all goes back to when, at a young age, Mystere was sexu@lly abused by his father. Would Mystere have turned out g@y if his dad had not forced him to perform or@l sex on him at the age of 7? Or an@lly r@pe him with regularity? Not being a psychiatrist, I surely cannot say. But clearly Mystere needs the help of a certified mental health professional.

To discuss his abuse at the hands of his father when he was only 7, as well as how sexually excited he gets when he smells flatulence. A mental disorder known as "eproctophilia". Although, if Mystere wants to play the rusty trombone and blow into his husband's anus as he toots, that is really none of my business. So long as Mystere keeps to himself what is taking place between consenting adults. I really do not want to hear from him how yummy Rikishi stinkfaces are.

What I DO take exception to is when Mystere inflicts his perversions on others. I've heard that Mystere sexually abuses animals. Or, that he has sexually abused his dog (a poor animal he named "Buttstink") and that he dreams of or@lly copulating with a horse. Specifically a male horse. I do not know if he has acted on this unnatural urge. Concerning the horse, I mean. Sex with dogs the pervert describes as "the pleasure of a lifetime".

Animals are unable to consent and I absolutely do condemn Mystere for raping canines. The creep, as per my sources, hangs around dog parks and masturbates while sitting on a park bench. With a newspaper in his lap as he checks out male dog butts. He likes watching them poop. Before he leaves he checks out the trash cans for plastic wrapped "treats" (dog droppings disposed of there by the dogs' owners).

Yes, this guy is a total sicko. I say that NOT in regards to the fact that he is g@y. Only the other stuff. Cut it out, Mystere! Before you get in trouble with the law. But Mystere might enjoy serving "hard" time. And being forced to give or@l pleasure to Bubba, Big Tiny and all their friends. But I doubt he would otherwise enjoy losing his freedom. Being locked up and possibly beaten for being g@y.

My advice to Mystere is that he STOP fcking that chicken. Even if (as I just confirmed via a Google search) the sexual assault of an animal in California (where Mystere lives) is only a misdemeanor. Something I perhaps should not mention, as Mystere may take that fact as a license to rape man's BEST friend to his heart's content. It might be better to lie and try and scare Mystere "straight".

Poor Buttstink. His life must be a living hell, to be sexu@lly assaulted by Mystere on a regular basis. It probably isn't that bad, however. Given the fact that Mystere's weenie is so small. Buttstink likely barely feels anything when it is inserted into his rectum.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym107.

Mystere (A Cross-Dresser) Wears L'eggs Brand Pantyhose

We already knew that Mystere likes to dress in a woman's bra and panties, snap selfies, and send them (unsolicited) to guys he wants to see dick pics from. He unsuccessfully pulled this stunt awhile ago. Mystere wanted to exchange some pics of himself in women's undies (and pantyhose, apparently) for some dick pics. Mystere sent his pics to a guy he thought was a member of MoveOn named "Jesse".

Although "Jesse", according to Mystere, is an alias. Mystere revealed that the guy's name is actually "Erik" in another blog post. Mystere thought the selfies of him in women's underwear would make Jesse/Erik "super horny". Instead Jesse/Erik was grossed out and told Mystere to leave him alone.

As for Mystere cross-dressing and wearing L'eggs panyhose, Mystere wrote about it in a recent post on his blog. He placed the following images at the top of his post.



As a non-pantyhose wearing man, it simply did not occur to me that Mystere, when he wrote (in many comments) about getting a "tingle up his L'eggs", was referring to the pantyhose he wears.

I assumed he was misspelling "legs". Turns out he was talking about his favorite brand of pantyhose. Although, instead of the type with a reinforced or sheer toe, I would have guessed he wears control top.

BTW, that Mystere gets a thrill up his L'eggs when he takes dumps in his outhouse (getting high huffing jenkem and via "poophoria"), must mean that he cuts a hole in the rear of the pantyhose. If not he's just pooping his pantyhose, and he wouldn't need to visit his outhouse to do that. It is possible I'm wrong about the hole, however.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym55.

Meet WYM Co-Author, Fartbreath Mystere

Greetings, enemies. My name is Eddie Mystere, although you can call me Fartbreath Mystere. I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Especially those of my husband, a very famous WWE wrestler that goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Impressed? You should be.

I have been a contributor to this blog since the beginning. Although I have authored very few commentaries. Lately I have been very busy writing commentaries for my numerous blogs on the topic of moonbat men who have sex with dogs. This is a subject that I am extremely interested in. As you may or may not know, when a man has sex with a dog it is the pleasure of a lifetime. For the dog. For the man it feels pretty good too. I assume.

I say "I assume" because sex with a dog is illegal. I am therefore denying that I have ever boinked a canine. But if I were to insert "little Mystere" into a male dog's anus it would feel GREAT. You could ask my dog, Buttstink Too. If he could talk. Which he can't and therefore can not rat me out. Although I don't know why he would, since I am giving him the pleasure of a lifetime by having buttsex with him. Or I would be, if I were to do that. Which I absolutely never will (admit to doing).

BTW, I changed my Blogger display name awhile ago. Previously I went by the name "Klansman Mystere" and claimed I was a member of the Klan. Honestly I did intend to join that very fine organization. Turns out they didn't want a "chink" as a member and I was told to "f*ck off". "Chink" is a ethnic slur usually referring to a person of Chinese ethnicity. The word is also sometimes indiscriminately used against people of East Asian appearance (Wikipedia excerpt)

Please note that the primary author of this blog does NOT approve of the use of the slur "chink". I mention this because Dervish Sanders, after looking over my commentary, insisted that I make it clear that he disapproves of the use of ethnic slurs. Me, I don't have a problem with them. I use them myself. In regards to myself.

By which I mean that I've used ethnic slurs to describe myself in faked comments on my (suspended) WordPress blogs. I'm talking about comments I faked to make it look like the Blogger This One used a racial slur to disparage me. I doubt this upstanding and very smart blogger (who I hate) ever visited any of my WordPress blogs, though.

Unfortunately Dervish Sanders did look at my WordPress blogs, notice I was faking comments by him, reported me to WordPress, and got my WordPress blogs suspended.

Dervish Sanders should be very worried because I am plotting revenge. He will be sorry that he ever messed with me. I told him this, so I don't know why he continues to allow me to contribute to this blog. It might be because "Fartbreath Mystere" is a spoof ID. Although I stridently deny this scurrilous accusation. "Fartbreath Mystere" is just another of my many IDs. Some which I acknowledge are mine, others which I claim are my "team members" (but are really just sockpuppets).

Anyway, back to farts. I love to eat them (as I previously mentioned). I also love sniffing them. The sulfurous aroma sexually excites me. I like to crouch behind my husband and yank out some white gravy while he toots in my face. It gets me high when I deeply inhale my husband Rikishi's fragrant farts. BTW, I know you are judging me! But don't knock it until you try it. The white gravy belongs to Rikishi, and (for the record), I was referring to a reach-around.

Now, given that I am a man who is married to (and has sex) with a man, you may assume I am a homo. Let me assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. I am a straight Christian dude who acknowledges the fact that homosexuality is vile in God's eyes. This is why I identify as straight. Yes, I am a sinner (as we all are) but being a sinner does not make me gay, Libturds!

Note that this introductory posting replaces my previous introductory commentary "Meet WYM Co-Author, Klansman Mystere". I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Klan. I lied. Just because lying is fun. Like I said, I did try to join but was told to beat it. Their loss.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. Note that this post could be satirical in nature. It depends on whether or not "Fartbreath Mystere" is a parody ID. wym54.

Pervert Mystere Brags About His Orgasmic Dumps... It's Called "Poophoria"

The sick pervert Mystere writes about feeling a tingle up his l'eggs while pooping in his outhouse in a recent commentary from one of his numerous blogs (see excerpt below).

Mystere: Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

Sorry, Mystere, but I use a modern flush toilet, not an outhouse. My guess is that Mystere uses an outhouse because he likes the smell of fermenting feces and urine. It's called "jenkem" and, as per Ducky, Mystere likes to get high by huffing it. Wikipedia notes that "jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste".

Ducky's Here: Eddie sure does love his caca. Nothing like it when he's huffing jenkem at blog Rikishi. (2/12/2018 at 5:10pm).

It also appears as though the act of pooping gives Mystere an additional high. I'd never heard of "poophoria" before, but did a Google search based on what Mystere wrote about feeling a thrill up his legs (which he types as "l'eggs" for some reason).

Researchers have revealed why, for some, going to the bathroom can be "like a religious experience or an orgasm". A Princeton doctor has revealed the key is the passing of a large stool. This, he claims, can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with orgasm. ... Dr Sheth said the euphoric high, dubbed "poo-phoria" is caused by a drop in blood flow. "The net effect of this is a drop in your heart rate and blood pressure, which in turn decreases blood flow to the brain. ... When mild, the lightheadedness can lead to a sense of sublime relation -- the high". (Princeton Doctor Explains Why Going #2 Can Feel Like A "Religious Experience" Climax For Some Freaky Azz Folks! 2/14/2014 Bossip.com article).

Obviously Ducky was right. Mystere loves all things caca. Stinkfaces (sniffing farts AKA eproctophilia), huffing jenkem (fermented feces and urine) and poophoria (getting high via pooping). Clearly Mystere suffers from a serious psychological problem known as coprophilia.

As per Wikipedia this disorder can result in "sexual dysfunction, require participation of non consenting individuals, lead to legal complications, [and] interfere with social relationships". Surely a successful wrestler like Rikishi can afford to pay a psychiatrist to help his husband Mystere. But Mystere won't admit he has a problem because he is deep in denial (and strongly relies on transference to falsely accuse others of having HIS problems!).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym051.

Pervert Mystere's Reference To Something He Calls A "Sperm Smear Spree"

The sick pervert Mystere references something he calls "a sperm smear spree" in a recent lie-tastic commentary on his "Liberal Troll Watch" blog (post authored by Mystere sockpuppet "donkey's revenge").

Dervish went on a sperm smear spree when he read my post. He showed his queer fixation of men's genitals when he said that I wanted to see pictures of "Jesse" with his pants down. Dervish must be fantasizing seeing a photo of that vile pervert playing with himself. Dervish was probably jerking off with himself when he wrote his perverted vile retort. Sanders claims he's a Christian, yet his actions on his left wing extremist hate blogs bear the fruits of Satan. Hey Dervish, go wipe yourself. Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

I have never heard of a "sperm smear spree". I'm never gone on a "sperm smear spree". But Mystere throws out this phrase and expects people to know what the hell he's talking about. This suggests to me that Mystere is VERY familiar with what a "sperm smear spree" is. Because MYSTERE has gone on a "sperm smear spree". Many times (I suspect).

Where are you smearing your sperm, Mystere? What is causing you to produce this sperm (that you later smear somewhere/on someone)? Did Jesse send you that dick pic you were yearning to receive? One in which he is "playing with himself"?

BTW, unlike Mystere I am not bigoted against gay people. I just wish he'd keep his gay fantasies to himself. Especially the grosser ones like the "sperm smear spree". I don't even WANT to know what a "sperm smear spree" entails. Mystere, if you read this, please do NOT explain what you do when you go on a "sperm smear spree".

For the record, while Mystere is a (self-hating Conservative) gay man and a sick pervert, that does not mean all gay men are sick perverts. Most gay people have totally normal sex lives. They are just like straight people in that regard. They are just not attracted to women. I'm not bigoted against gay people (like I said), but I am bigoted against assholes like Mystere. I wouldn't care that he's gay if he wasn't a hypocrite about it.

I wouldn't even care about him being a sick pervert*. Just keep your sick perverted fantasies to yourself. Or, at the very least, don't involve me in them. i.e. I don't want a "stinkface" from your boyfriend (despite repeated offers), to go on a "sperm smear spree" with you, or describe to you the feelings I have while pooping (feelings I have never had, although Mystere apparently has experienced a "euphoric high, dubbed poo-phoria").

(*So long as the sick perversions take place between consenting adults. If not, then I absolutely do care. Like when Mystere claimed that sex with a dog is "the pleasure of a lifetime". How did the sick pervert Mystere come to this conclusion? Obviously he has to have had buttsex with a dog at least once. But even once is NOT OK, Mystere! It is animal abuse).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-50.

Pervert Mystere Likes Dressing In Women's Underwear. Also, He Wants To See Your Dick Pics

What follows is a post from "Liberal Troll Watch" written by the trumper Mystere using his donkey's revenge sockpuppet.

MoveOn Trolls Harvest Phone Numbers... A lady friend of mine recently came to me for some advice on how to deal with a creep who somehow got a hold of her phone number illegally. My friend "Tori" forwarded a creepy text from a MoveOn volunteer, begging for a date. This creep "Jesse" asked for an explicit photo of her, asking her to pose in her bra and panties. Tori was freaked out after receiving this text. This dimwit libturd Jesse isn't very bright. Tori and I are waiting for this pervert Jesse to commit a big boo boo that will end up humiliating him. Liberals are not very bright. These dimwits are more than eager to take shortcuts down the highway of destruction and misery. Tori set a trap, hoping that Jesse becomes super horny enough to become careless. Jesse reminded Tori of that liberal creep Senator Underpants, the guy who just got recalled. Note: Tori & Jesse are aliases for those involved. (6/7/2018 at 2:27pm).

"Careless" and so "super horny" that he'll send dick pics, which Mystere is desperate to see. Apparently he isn't aware that those kind of pictures are easy to find online. Although, perhaps he just likes tricking straight guys into sending him dick pics by pretending to be a woman (there is no "lady friend" and "Tori" is actually Mystere would be my guess).

Next comes the humiliation, which might involve Mystere blackmailing "Jesse". An individual who probably is not a MoveOn volunteer. Otherwise "Tori" could report his harassment and misuse of her phone number... to MoveOn. I'm sure they do not want people who would do such things volunteering for them.

But, in Mystere's imagination, MoveOn is probably in on it. Does Mystere think that MoveOn instructed it's volunteers to "harvest" phone numbers and send texts requesting underwear pics to women (for some not readily apparent reason)?

BTW, if someone acquired the phone number of "Tori" illegally, why not report it to the authorities, Mystere? What I think happened is that Mystere sent Jesse a picture of himself in his bra and panties and wanted to see a weinergram in exchange. Jesse texted back "yuck, leave me alone pervert", and Mystere got mad.

Mystere had already fulfilled his part of the exchange, so how dare Jesse not send him that dick pic? Especially when he was eagerly awaiting it. Probably with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues close at hand.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-48.

Declined! Pervert Mystere's Offer Of A Handjob (He Wants To Spank My Monkey)

Does Mystere have a gay crush on me? It seems so. Given that Mystere (a gay man) comes on to me in his latest commentary.

Rattrapper: Someone recently hacked Dervish Sanders' email account, spanking his monkey. One of Dervish's many blog enemies created a fake Google account, making Dervish panic and go apewol. (5/22/2018 at 9:21am).

First of all, while the post was supposedly authored by "Rattrapper", that's one of Mystere's sockpuppets. Mystere (aka "Mr. E") wrote the post. Secondly, nobody (as far as I know) hacked my primary email account. Someone did, however, create a new Google profile (which comes with an email address) in my name. And they used my primary email address as a "backup".

Why? My guess is to let me know that they know things about me. I was able to take control of the account due to whoever setting it up (Mystere) using my Yahoo address as a "backup". I didn't know the password (of course) but I had Google send me a code so that I could "recover" the fake account.

After "recovering" the account I noticed that it contained personal info I don't want to be common knowledge in Blogistan. IMO, whoever set up the account did it as a threat. "I know things about you" this person (Mystere) is telling me. I think he expected me to take it over, see the personal info, and be disturbed about the prospect of someone messing with me. So, yes, I AM a little worried. I doubt this is over, and don't know what to expect next.

Anyway, back to Mystere's post. While he's wrong about my primary email address being compromised (as far as I know), what's this about my "monkey" being spanked? Does Mystere not know that phrase is a euphemism for masturbation, or is he making me an offer? I mean, given my strong suspicion that he's the one that created the fake account, it must be him who (he says) spanked my monkey.

But that didn't happen. I have never received a handjob from another man. Since it didn't happen, I assume that Mystere is talking about something he WANTS to happen. He wants (desperately?) to "spank my monkey". To this offer of a handjob from Mystere I say... NO. Sorry, Mystere, but (while I have nothing against gay people), I do not happen to be gay myself. Unlike Mystere.

I think he should ask his husband, Rikishi. Now, Mystere may be bored and looking to shake up his sex life by hooking up with other gay men for handies, bjs, anal sex and stinkfaces (Mystere's favorite), but I live thousands of miles away from him. And I'm also not gay (like I already said). So, if handling his husband's snake isn't enough for Mystere (a sex addict?), he's going to have to find someone else. Because I am absolutely NOT interested.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-45.

Meet WYM Co-Author, Klansman Mystere

Howdy, my name is Eddie Mystere, although whilst hanging out with my White Nationalist buddies, I'm known as Klansman Mystere. I chose my Blogger ID (Mystere's Wingnut Spanker Club) because I am a seriously deluded and deplorable wingnut trumpanzee.

I also like to spank it. So much so that I formed a club. BTW, some people (upon reading my posts here) might get the impression that "Mystere's Wingnut Spanker Club" is a spoof ID. Be aware that I stridently deny this scurrilous accusation. Also, anyone who lobs this rancid insult my way will win my undying enmity! Consider yourself warned.

For the record (and at the request of the primary author of this blog), I must mention that Dervish Sanders is neither one of my White Nationalist buddies, nor a member of my spanking club. He also (incorrectly) believes I am a "spoof". And yes, I do hate his guts. Fact is, I attempted to give him a deserved beatdown, but he kicked my ass.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Mystere's Wingnut Spanker Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting blogger. Note that this post could be satirical in nature. It depends on whether or not "Klansman Mystere" AKA "Fartbreath Mystere" is a parody ID. wym002.