Mystere calls himself "Mr. E" on Twitter. While people might think the "E" stands for "Endo" because that is Edward's last name, that would be an incorrect assumption. I mean, why shorten "Endo" (which is 4 letters) to "Mr. E" which is 5 characters (including the period and the space)? Clearly that makes no sense. Obviously the "E" in "Mr. E" stands for Eproctophile, which Mystere is. Someone sexually excited by sniffing farts, that is.
Mystere (a closeted homosexual) is married to the WWE wrestler who goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Obviously Mystere does not have to fantasize about getting Rikishi stinkfaces. Or about then sticking out his tongue and having a "wet lick". Given that he can get a stickface and butthole lick whenever he wants. Although maybe Mystere dreams about Rikishi passing gas in his face when his husband is away from home. I've heard that Rikishi spends many hours on the road due to his profession.
Rikishi, the breadwinner in the relationship, works his tail off to support his shiftless husband. Rikishi is quite angry with his mate due to the fact that Mystere is always frittering away his husband's hard earned money buying stuff online. Mystere's latest addiction is collecting dildos molded from the penises of famous gay porn stars. When Rikishi saw his latest credit card bill he blew his top. Mystere (as a punishment) received a bare-bottomed spanking that left his buttocks a fiery red and quite sore for several days.
By the way, Mystere's admission that he probed his anus with his finger (then licked it) is something he attributes to me. He posted a comment on WYD using a sockpuppet he created using my Blogger handle and avatar. But it was clearly written by him. Probing his anus and licking the finger being something Mystere would clearly do. Although Franco played along, I doubt he was actually fooled by Mystere's juvenile retort (such a comment being right up his alley).
For the record, yes, this blog is now 100 percent about Mystere. All Mystere all the time. In fact, I'm thinking about changing the name of the blog to "Inside Endo's Head AKA Mystere Is A Jackass" (based on the title of a blog Mystere created to express his hatred for Irl Hudnutt).
Finally (for those of you who may be wondering), zero posts that appear on this blog have (or ever will) be published in Out Magazine. Because (for one), Mystere is not "out" but in the closet (as previously noted).
You know that harassment of gay people is looked down upon in many progressive spheres. If people knew what a homophobe you were, they'd probably drop you as a friend.
ReplyDeleteps - OUT Magazine is known for outting celebrities.
ReplyDeleteI harass Mystere because of his hate for gay people. Apparently that makes me a "homophobe" the same as my objection to Franco's use of racial slurs makes me a racist. My friends don't reside in the upside down clown world you and your friends reside in. So I have no worries.
ReplyDeleteAnd I made it clear in a prior post that I have no problem at all with Mystere's homosexuality. Only his hypocrisy about it. As well as his (sexual) abuse of animals.
BTW, I had no idea Mystere was a celebrity. But I doubt that's accurate.
Apparently some struggle with reading comprehension.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin...
So you say. I think you're the closeted/repressed one.
ReplyDelete...especially given all the gay scenarios you dream up and write about.
DeleteBelieve whatever you want. It makes no difference to me, given the fact that I'm not a homophobe and could therefore care less if you think I'm gay.
DeleteWe'll see. :)
DeleteThat wasn't a challenge for you to harass me with your homophobia. Although I HAVE noticed that you've taken it as one.
DeleteRemember Mr. T?
ReplyDeleteDervish got farted on after banging Mrs. 0'Queerboi's Bull.
ReplyDeleteIrl Hudnutt's name is getting dragged into slime by Dervish Sanders. Irl, you'd be wise to distance yourself from Doofus Sanders before the stench permanently soils you.
ReplyDeleteEdward, Why don't you do me a favor and go fuck yourself, MMM'kay?
DeleteThe Blog Bogeyman's gonna getcha Dervish! LOL! LOL! LOL!
ReplyDeleteIs "The Blog Bogeyman" what your friend (the one you got to hack my Gravatar and Google accounts) calls himself, Mystere?
DeleteDervish and Irl have created a new stinkcheese out of cultures from their stinkholes.
ReplyDeleteI heard you did that. I read about it on your blog. Although (for some strange reason) you put my name in the title of your post about how much you love "stink cheese".
DeleteDervish gives head to Irl Hudnutt.
ReplyDeleteI've never met him.
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