I Really Hope Mystere Doesn't Have My Nude Selfies

On one hand, I think people would be very impressed with how shredded and incredibly jacked I am. Especially for a man of my age. On the other hand, how would it look for a Judge of my stature for pics of Mr. Happy to be out there? For a Judge to have the bad judgment to post images of his weiner online (even given how impressive it looks erect)? I'd be a laughingstock and possibly even lose my job.

I refer to the fact that the trumper who calls himself Mystere d0xed me on his blog. He followed the digital breadcrumbs and discovered my true identity and address. Something I blogged about a few posts back.

I did (after deleting the nude selfies) immediately contact my ex-girlfriend and plead with her to delete those pornographic videos she posted on Pornhub. But were the videos removed before Mystere found them? My ex, a hot blonde with a tight body and large bazooms, in addition to being a nymphomaniac, is also an exhibinist. I only found out later that she posted those videos of us having sex on the aforementioned website.

Of course I asked her to take them down at the time, but she refused. I didn't have a problem when I found out she was having sex with other women. Some of her girlfriends even joined us for a few threesomes. But, when I found out she was banging other guys? That's when I dumped her. She was angry with me and we didn't part on good terms.

Although, deep down I did realize that we wouldn't last, given the almost 30 year age difference. Now Barbara is mad at me, calling me foolish for allowing my ex to video our sexual encounters. Barbara hit the roof when she found out that I paid my ex 5k to get her to delete the Pornhub videos.

Barbara insisted that I pay her 5k as well! I guess I got off easy. At first she was insisting I move her out of her trailer home into someplace nice. For the record, Barbara is my sister and not my meemaw as Mystere guessed. At first Barbara had the idea that she'd move in with me and my current girlfriend. I told her "no way".

Not because she is an ex drug user and the black sheep of the family. I love my sister, but (having tried it before) us living together under one roof just doesn't work. My current gf (let's call her "Shannon") and Barbara also do not get along. That's why I moved her into the trailer home in Paris. One night (back when all three of us were cohabiting) Barbara walked in on Shannon and I having sex in the kitchen.

Barbara, having found God after kicking her drug habit, was disgusted that Shannon and I were engaging in "sodomy" (we were 69ing on the tiled floor). I shouldn't be with Shannon because she is a "sinner" and is corrupting me. At least that is the conclusion Barbara reached. Although she changed her mind when she found out about those videos of me and my ex on Pornhub. Luckily she didn't actually view any of them.

How did I get to be such a pervert? That's what Barbara demanded to know. She was livid. She was further disgusted when she found out that the person who d0xed me (Mystere) is a gay man married to another man. "The freak who d0xxed you is a fag?" she screamed at one point. Barbara was incredulous regarding Mystere being a tRump supporter. "Trump is a Godly man" she insisted. "Why would a fag support him"?

Another reason I don't want Barbara living with me. She is very prejudiced. Ironically, similar to how Mystere (a self-hating gay man) is bigoted against people who are gay (like him). After she threatened to tell Shannon about me paying my ex to take down those Pornhub videos... that's when I offered to pay her 5k as well.

So, in total, Mystere's d0oxing cost me 10 thousand dollars. Needless to say, I am not happy with him. Even though, after thinking about it, I am convinced it is quite unlikely that Mystere would have ever found those videos. Even though he likely has a Pornhub account, I'd guess that all he watches is gay porn. If memory serves, Mystere wrote on his blog once that he finds women's bodies to be "gross".

There is also the fact that Mystere is an idiot. He might be mentally challenged or a low functioning imbecile. Anyway, I'm glad that the videos of me and my ex girlfriend having sexual intercourse (as well as committing many acts of sodomy) are no longer online. Just think if anyone who knows me in real life had ever run across them? I'm kicking myself now. Realizing that this is something I should have dealt with a long time ago.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym097.