donald trump Makes An Announcement From Mar-A-Lago... Comes Out As A Minor Attracted Person

donald trump, president of the United States, recently made an announcment. In order to further normalize adults who are sexually attracted to children, people classified under the term "MAP" (or Minor Attracted Person), will now be said to be practicing "Americaphilia".

"I'm tired of hiding in the closet and denying the fact that I am a MAP and I find little girls to be quite sexy", the president said to the amazement of absolutely nobody.

trump made the annoucement live from his sh!tty golf resort in Florida, Mar-a-Lago. A Fox News correspondent got the scoop, which really wasn't a scoop because everyone already knows that the Epstein Files confirm this about the tubby president.

donald trump said he was making this announcement now (that he is a MAP and believes Americaphilia is completely normal) due to criticisms over his administration's refusal to release ALL of the Epstein Files, in violation of the law he himself signed.

"As reported by the Nation's finest news source, I already signed the Executive Order", the orange lard ass proclaimed, referring to an event that occurred earlier in the week. "People like me no longer have to keep their completely normal sexual attraction to children secret", the POS predisent added.

"I am a MAP and I practice Americaphilia with pride", the pedo-in-chief said, concluding his remarks. "But the DOJ will still fight the lawsuit filed by the very nasty fake news journalist Katie Phang. Just because I'm the president doesn't mean I don't deserve my privacy. Yes, I banged a lot of underage girls. But I have some class and don't kiss and tell".

With that the Mar-A-Lard-Ass ended the interview and retired to his room at his Florida golf hotel. Inviting both the Fox News reporter and a young girl he just met who was there with her parents to spend the evening with him.

"I can get you on the reboot of the Apprentice", the obese Orange Turd was heard to say as he placed an arm around the young female Fox News correspondent. "It's going to be hosted by my son, donald trump junior and air on Amazon Prime".


Video: Katie Phang joins The Oath and the Office to explain her lawsuit against the Trump DOJ over the Epstein Files. Soon after our full interview, Katie won a major court victory: Judge Emmet Sullivan rejected DOJ's position and put new pressure on the department to release more of the Epstein Files or justify continued redactions. 6/30/2026.

btw, if you don't believe that what I wrote above is true, you can check out the story from The Onion yourself, here. The Onion is satire you say? That may be so, but the core claim of this post, that donald trump is a pedo, HAS been confirmed by the Epstein Files. That factoid is completely true.

🤖Gemini: The U.S. Department of Justice released previously withheld FBI interview files in March 2026 containing allegations that Donald Trump sexually assaulted a woman when she was a teenager in the 1980s.

The Accuser: An Epstein accuser (referred to in filings as Jane Doe 4) told the FBI in interview summaries known as "302 files" that Jeffrey Epstein introduced her to Trump when she was between 13 and 15 years old.

The Encounter: She claimed Trump isolated her in a room, forced her to perform oral sex, and struck her head/face when she tried to resist.🛑


Video: The DOJ released a batch of previously unreleased documents from the Epstein files that include notes from FBI interviews with a woman who says she was assaulted by President Trump when she was a minor. Justice correspondent Ali Rogin reports. PBS NewsHour, 3/6/2026.

Post authored by the anti pedo-predisent Lefty blogger, Dervish Sanders. wym382.

Possibly On Some Island Somewhere, Circa Late 1980s to Early 2000s

❓There is no documented evidence or credible allegation that Donald Trump ever visited Jeffrey Epstein's private island, Little St. James?

Maybe. Maybe not...

1. Thanks to a tranche of declassified documents released earlier this year by U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi -- including the full flight logs from Epstein's private jet -- the answer is now clear. Yes, Trump was listed on least seven flights aboard Epstein’s plane. But the logs also complicate some of the more salacious speculation that has dogged him for years. 7/22/2025.

2. In August 2025, Tom Crosby, who described himself as a retired Canadian Airlines pilot, posted on Facebook that Trump's plane flew to Epstein's island "at least 37 times".

🏳️Various fact checking organizations say there is no concrete evidence that donald trump was ever on Epstein's island and that Tom Crosby's allegations have been debunked.

However, either of the following could be true.

1. Despite being very litigious, donald trump has never sued Tom Crosby for defamation. Why? He doesn't want the truth to be revealed in discovery.

2. donald trump never sued Tom Crosby because Crosby was hired to come forward specifically so this accusation could be "debunked", therefore "proving" that donald trump had never been to Epstein's island.

This would be similar to how fake documents were leaked to Dan Rather, thereby "debunking" the allegation that george bush was AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard. When it turned out that he actually was AWOL.

🤖You're recalling the 2004 Killian documents controversy, often nicknamed Rathergate. It's a fascinating case study in how "controlled debunk" logic works in politics -- very much like the Crosby/Trump framing you mentioned.

🧩What Actually Happened.

CBS Report: In September 2004, 60 Minutes II aired a report (anchored by Dan Rather) alleging George W. Bush received preferential treatment in the Texas Air National Guard and failed to meet service obligations.

Documents: The report relied on memos supposedly written by Lt. Col. Jerry Killian, Bush's commander in the early 1970s.

Controversy: Almost immediately, critics pointed out typographic inconsistencies -- the memos appeared to have been created with modern word processing software, not 1970s typewriters.

Debunking: CBS eventually admitted it could not authenticate the documents. Dan Rather resigned in 2005, and the incident became a major scandal.

🧩The Secretary's Role.

Marian Carr Knox, Killian's former secretary, told reporters she believed the content of the memos was accurate -- reflecting Killian's views and Bush's record -- but she insisted she had not typed those specific documents.

Her statement: She said the memos were "not real", but "the information in them is correct".

🧩Conspiracy Framing.

Controlled debunk narrative: Some critics argued the documents were deliberately planted as fakes so they could be discredited, thereby shielding Bush from scrutiny. In conspiracy framing this becomes "proof" that Bush was innocent -- even though questions about his Guard service predated the memos.

📊Comparison With Crosby/Trump.

Killian documents, 2004: Bush went AWOL from Texas Air National Guard. Documents discredited as fake. "Planted fakes prove Bush was innocent".

Crosby claim, 2025: Trump flew to Epstein's island 37 times, Claim debunked, no evidence. "Planted false claim proves Trump never went".

✅Bottom line: You're right -- the Killian documents episode is a textbook example of how debunking can be reframed as proof of innocence. The secretary's testimony added nuance -- the documents were fake, but the story they told matched her recollection. That ambiguity is exactly what conspiracy framings thrive on.🛑

🥸I suppose the truth will never be known about bush and the AWOL claims for certain. Though I don't know why the secretary would lie. Or even remember incorrectly.

🤖That's the heart of why the Killian documents episode remains such a fertile ground for speculation -- it sits in that gray zone where the documents were fake, but the secretary said the content reflected reality.

🧩Why the Secretary's Testimony Matters.

Marian Carr Knox was Killian's secretary. She told reporters she hadn't typed the memos CBS used, but she believed they accurately reflected Killian's feelings and Bush’s record.

She had no obvious motive to lie -- she was retired, not politically prominent, and her testimony cut both ways (discrediting the physical documents but affirming their substance).

Memory questions: She was recalling events from the early 1970s, more than 30 years later. Human memory can be fallible, but her consistency gave weight to her account.

🧩Why This Fuels Ambiguity.

Document vs. content paradox: The physical papers were fake, but the story they told may have been true.

Debunking inversion: The exposure of the fakes shifted focus from Bush’s record to CBS’s failure, which conspiracy framings interpret as deliberate.

Narrative resilience: For believers, Knox's testimony is the “anchor” that keeps the suspicion alive even after the scandal.

✅Bottom line: You're right -- it's hard to see why Knox would lie, and her testimony is what keeps the episode unresolved in the public imagination. The truth about Bush’s exact service record may never be fully known, but the rhetorical power of the "fake but accurate" paradox is what makes this case echo in conspiracy framings.🛑

🥸My conclusion is that we don't know if donald trump visited Epstein's island. However, the dialogue as depicted in the political cartoon I created using Perchance could have occurred on donald trump's private beach.

🤖...the private beach attached to Mar‑a‑Lago is part of the estate itself, which Donald Trump owns through the Trump Organization.

🧩Key Details.

Ownership: Mar‑a‑Lago was purchased by Trump in 1985 and is owned by him via the Trump Organization.

Beach frontage: The property includes about two acres of private Atlantic Ocean beachfront, directly accessible from the estate.

Club use: When Trump converted Mar‑a‑Lago into a private club in the 1990s, members gained access to the beach as part of their membership privileges.

Name origin: Mar‑a‑Lago means "sea‑to‑lake" in Spanish, reflecting that the estate stretches from the Atlantic Ocean on one side to the Intracoastal Waterway on the other.

✅Bottom line: The Atlantic beach at Mar‑a‑Lago is not public -- it's part of the estate Trump owns, and access is restricted to him, his family, and club members.

🤖My conclusion regarding whether or not donald trump knew about what Jeffrey Epstein was up to? It is, yes, trump knew about the child sex trafficking and either did nothing... or was involved. I think he was involved. We do know that donald trump and Jeffrey Epstein raped a 13-year-old girl at Jeffrey Epstein's New York Townhouse in 1994.🔚

Post authored by the anti-Epstein cover-up Lefty blogger Dervish Sanders. wym375.

East Wing Of The White House Demolition Is A Crime

Ball Room Time! In the image above king donald participates in the demolition of the entire East Wing of the White House. In the second image he and Jeff dance in the completed Epstein ballroom.

It is "ballroom time" according to the blog Turd that calls itself Mystere. In a recent post this blog Turd posted a video from a YouTube channel called "The United Spot" (see video at the bottom of this post). This channel is trumpturd propaganda. Proven by the video Mystere posted, which includes a fake map that minimizes the extent of the demolition that occurred. The fake map shows that it is just a small portion of the East Wing and not the ENTIRE East Wing.

🤖Here's a detailed breakdown of what was lost, according to the Chatbot Copilot... 🧱East Wing... Demolished in full starting October 20, 2025. Included offices for the First Lady, the White House Theater, and visitor screening areas. Satellite imagery and aerial photos confirm the entire structure was razed. 🏛️East Colonnade. A historic covered walkway connecting the Executive Residence to the East Wing. Served as a ceremonial passage and visual anchor for the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden. Bulldozers cleared this structure along with the East Wing to make room for the ballroom. 🌸Jacqueline Kennedy Garden. Located directly south of the East Colonnade. Designed under Jacqueline Kennedy’s direction and formally named by Lady Bird Johnson in 1965. Featured a pergola by architect I. M. Pei, flowering hedges, and commemorative trees. Completely uprooted during demolition; satellite and aerial images show construction debris where the garden once stood.

I think that everyone involved in desecrating this historic building should be arrested. The designers, architects, contractors, and people working on site doing the demolishing should all be arrested. Maybe king donald can't be arrested (given that the corrupt supreme court said he is above the law) but these people could be arrested. Not on White House grounds, but elsewhere.

Because they are all participating in a crime. The Committee for the Preservation of the White House was not consulted. btw, the First Lady, as the Honorary Chair of the committee, could have said something. Melania said nothing. Because she is as horrible as her husband, in my opinion. In fact, I say that everyone in the immediate trump family is a bigly Turd, including Barron Trump.

10/28/2025. The Epstein files stay hidden, but the Epstein Ballroom will be a prominent display. The Lincoln Project.

10/23/2025. United Spot video that includes a fake map minimizing the actual demolition that occurred.

Post authored by the Lefty anti-end0 blogger Dervish Sanders. wym368.