It is being reported that VonShitsinpants is sleeping and farting in court. This is in regards to the hush money trial in New York. He directed his (at the time) lawyer Michael Cohen to pay adult film star star Stormy Daniels to keep quite about that time he boinked her. While he was married to Melania and she had just given birth to his son Barron.
The reason he paid her off was because the Access Hollywood video had just come out (the video where dotard says he grabs women by their privates) and he knew this could cost him votes bigly. So, it looks like he will be convicted. I mean, Rudy Giuliani let it slip to Sean Hannity that the payments were "funneled through a lawfirm" :P
You "funnel" payments when you're trying to hide them. donald tRump is obviously guilty. It looks like he is going to be convicted. At least on some counts. He won't walk or be completely vindicated. Rightturds seem worried. They say that "the fix is in". America is becoming just like Russia, a country where Putin's political opponents face phony prosecutions and are sent to prison to prevent them from running for office. And defeating the totalitarian leader.
Which (rightturds are convinced) is what's going on here. Joe Biden is running scared. He "knows" donald tRump is going to kick his ass in the upcoming election. Why Joe Biden directed Merrick Garland and Soros-funded prosecutors to take down dotard.
The People want the farting nincompoop VonShitsinpants to return to the presidency? Because (in rightturd delusions) it is Joe Biden who farts and poops his pants. It's Joe Biden who has dementia, etc :P
Video: Apr 22, 2024. Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs Donald Jeraldine Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest. His lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to deny Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels. Trump is rumored to be farting in the courtroom but there's no way to prove it so please don't repost this video out of context with dumb captions like "The Shart of the Deal" or "Gassolini". Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the look of his courtroom sketches to Jimmy making fun of him, NYT reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial... #Kimmel.
Video: Apr 22, 2024. According to the MeidasTouch Network, former President Donald Trump has been farting during his hush money trial. David Shuster breaks it down on Rebel HQ. #DavidShuster #News #Politics.:P
M0R0N: I must admit I feel sorry for Camilla after she got gassed by Joey's loud, long and bigly stinky blow by gas emitted from his bottom, unfiltered by the bathroom accident he simultaneously had in front of her. Her face says it all. 1/18/2024
Snopes says the claim that Joe Biden farted in the presence of Camilla Parker Bowles is unproven. In November 2021, ...a false claim was spread that Biden pooped his pants during a meeting with Pope Francis. Then, an altered video of Biden was circulated on social media that featured a fake fart noise. And now, a rumor is going around that the president farted while speaking with Camilla... Despite headlines claiming that Camilla Parker Bowles "can't stop talking about it", the Duchess has offered no public comments on the matter.
Video: April 21, 2024. A topic that's as old as humanity itself but is rarely discussed in polite conversation: the art of farting. Join us as James Carville delves into the curious intersection of flatulence and American politics, examining instances where political figures like Trump and Giuliani have been caught in the act. Learn about the Freedom Caucus's inadvertently comical acronym and how it ties back to a long tradition of farting in politics, dating back to the days of Benjamin Franklin and Abraham Lincoln. Prepare for a mix of irreverent humor and political satire that will have you rethinking the role of the humble fart in public life. Politicon.
The Floor Action Response Team. The House Freedom Caucus has revived a team of conservative lawmakers. Their objective ... is to "take shifts monitoring the chamber floor to prevent their own party leaders from making unilateral moves that could curb their power". This initiative is known as the Floor Action Response Team aka FART.
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