Mystere Gets High On Shrooms And Watches Bestiality Videos

Mystere likes to get high on psychedelic mushrooms (which he refers to as "shrooms"). This is a fact known because Mystere talks about doing shrooms quite frequently.

Mystere, a pervert, is also very much into sex with canines. He has authored a number of commentaries on the subject recently. In one of his sick blog posts he wrote that sex with a dog is (quote), "the pleasure of a lifetime".

But it isn't just sex with dogs the pervert enjoys. In a 6/29/2018 post on his "Moonbat Spanker" blog Mystere tells us that a "good friend" of his invited him over to watch some beastality videos. My guess would be that the friend, knowing Mystere is into sex with dogs, invited Mystere to a "beastality video watching party". And asked Mystere to bring some of his shrooms.

Apparently Mystere's "good friend" works for the Clear Detox Center in Costa Mesa, Central Orange County CA. I mention this because, as per Mystere, the "beastality video watching party" took place at this facility. I don't know why Mystere writes about this on his blog, because, if it gets out, I think his friend will definitely be fired. Also possibly arrested.

Mystere says the police are already investigating. If this turns out to be true, I hope Mystere and his friends end up in prison for what they have done. The sexual assault of animals is a CRIME, Mystere! Also something only a sick pervert would get off on. Yet Mystere, instead of being embarrassed, brags on this blog.

And taunts the police. "They'll never catch me" Mystere must think. I don't know, Mystere. When the police are already investigating AND you admit to your crimes on your blog? I'm thinking that increases the chances you'll get caught.

Although Mystere (probably thinking he's being clever) writes on his blog that it wasn't him that was watching the videos. No, his friend (who also wasn't involved), only HEARD about it and gave Mystere a "heads up". But WHY would Mystere need a "heads up" if he wasn't involved? Obviously this friend was warning Mystere that the police may be looking to question him.

Will the police buy Mystere's lies? Mystere clearly thinks they will. Does Mystere believe he can get away with this kind of sick shit because he's married to a famous wrestler? Maybe he does. Me, I think he's going to get caught. Eventually. Hopefully sooner than later. Before the sicko sexually assaults more animals.

Other animals beside his dogs "Buttstink" and "Buttstink Too". According to what I've been able to discern, the dog he named "Buttstink" died. Due to the intensity of Mystere's daily sexual assaults on the poor animal. That's why Mystere obtained a new canine. "Buttstink Too" is the dog he's currently sexually assaulting.

Update: As per Wikipedia, the "sale and distribution of zoophilic pornography is legal". The watching of it is also legal. So why does Mystere say the police are investigating? Maybe because him and his friend were watching it where his friend works? Perhaps. But I think they'd just fire the guy. No need for the police to investigate. This makes me think that Mystere's post (his story about it being other people watching the videos and the police looking into it) is complete bullshit.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-56.