According to a news story I read recently, "Mystere" (aka Edward T. Endo of 5301 Delong Street in Cypress CA) was recently brought in for questioning. When the police officer asked where he lived, Endo ripped a loud fart. Then he continued passing gas, forcing the officer to flee the interrogation room or risk passing out due to the noxious fumes.
Allowing some time for the smell to dissipate, the officer returned to the room and placed Endo in handcuffs. The charge (I presume) was assaulting a police officer.
Hard to believe, you say? Well check it out yourself. Below I've copied and pasted the story, including a link you can follow for verification.
| A man whose excessive flatulence forced a police detective to cut short an interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges. The Kansas City Star reports that 25-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. entered the plea Monday. The charges stem from a police traffic stop in September in Kansas City, Missouri, in which officers found a backpack with drugs and guns. Sykes was a passenger in the vehicle. A detective reported that when asked for his address, Sykes "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering". Court documents say Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview. Sykes will be sentenced at a later date, after a pre-sentence report is completed. (Man Whose Farts Ended Police Interview Pleads Guilty). |
Oops. Looks like it wasn't Mystere, but someone named "Sykes". Also, the incident occurred in Missouri, not California. My mistake. I did, however, immediately think of Mystere when I read the title of the article. But, upon clicking the link and reading the article, found it wasn't about Fartso. Although I can imagine that Mystere may have been arrested for farting at some time in the past. Or perhaps he will be some time in the future.
BTW, if your reaction upon reading this post is to call it stupid... I agree. Yet it is far less stupid than the MAJORITY of what Mystere writes on any of his many blogs (a list that continues to shrink). Or doesn't write, as many times he simply publishes a link without any commentary (thinking this qualifies as a post) or puts up the litany of badly photoshopped images that return over and over.
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