Accused Sick Puppy Peddler Arrested On Felony Charges After Years Of FOX 11 Investigations

As revealed in my prior commentary, Mystere was recently arrested for farting. I admit later in that post, however, that it was Sean Sykes of Kansas City Missouri who ripped a loud fart, forcing the police officer to flee the interrogation room. It turns out, however, that the exact same thing happened to Mystere. Coincidentally. Something I didn't know at the time. Clearly I am a surprisingly prescient prognosticator.

Anyway, unlike Sean Sykes, who was picked up for being caught with a backpack full of drugs and a gun, Mystere was brought in for questioning in regards to puppy pornography he was selling on the street. Homemade DVDs in which the sick freak boinks male dogs in the butt. The charges Mystere faces include animal abuse. That is in addition to the assault charge for flatulence that almost caused a police officer to pass out. After which he may have hit his head and suffered a concussion. So we're talking about something that is really serious.

Apparently Mystere belongs to a group of puppy pedophiles who call themselves the "Cleveland F*ckers". I read about this on Mystere's blog of the same name. I think Mystere admits to his sick perversions because he, instead of being embarrassed for being caught participating in animal rape, is actually proud.

BTW, when I say I "read" about this on Mystere's blog, what I mean is that I read the title of a post on his blog. The "post" (such as it is) is completely devoid of content. Except for a link which I didn't follow. Instead I, given the lack of content in the post by Mystere, decided to make an educated guess as to what Mystere was trying to tell his readers.

Approximately 11 months ago I found an alarming commentary on Mystere's "Moonbat Spanker" blog. In this post Mystere relates a tale in which a "good friend" invited him over to watch some beastality videos. What happened (I'm guessing) is that Mystere went from watching videos others made to "starring" in his own videos.

This despite the fact that (as he related in the post on his blog) the police were investigating. I don't know what took them so long. He should have been arrested a long time ago. But just watching beastality videos (while sick and perverted) is shockingly not illegal. Unlike watching or simply possessing child porn. If you're into child porn the cops will arrest you quick and send you to prison for a long time.

Beastality videos, not so much. So long as you're only watching. Mystere crossed the line into animal abuse when he started filming himself. Although I think it was probably another member of the "Cleveland F*ckers" who filmed him. Hopefully Mystere won't be offered immunity for flipping on his co-conspirators. I imagine the cops (due to the farting incident) aren't inclined to cut Mystere any slack.

Mystere's husband Rikishi better hire a good lawyer if he hopes to keep his mate out of prison. Still Mystere likely won't get much time, given the fact that animal sexual abuse isn't a crime nearly as serious as child sexual abuse. Maybe it should be. But luckily for Mystere it isn't.

BTW, I don't know why the story that Mystere links to on his blog says that Fox 11 investigated for years. My understanding is that the investigation took a little less than a year. But now Mystere must answer for his crimes. And he continued sexually abusing dogs (and filming it) all that time (I assume). It really is a travesty that the cops didn't stop him sooner - in my opinion.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-121.