Saturday, June 22, 2019

Mystere Wept

The trumper magaturd Edwina Endo (aka Mystere) almost certainly cried when he found that his dreams were dashed.

The image above is of predisent Dotard signing executive orders that clearly pertain to Mystere. I found this pic after doing a Google image search on "Mystere gay". Clicking on the image and selecting the "visit" option, I found that the image is posted on whitehouse.gov. Apparently Dotard signed an executive order early in his presidency that has something to do with Mystere (you can tell it's early in the Dotard presidency due to the presence of White Supremacist Steve Bannon).

According to the text of the executive order, the Secret Service has orders to shoot to kill if they see Mystere. Despite Mystere being a trumper and a huge fan of Dotard, Dotard is not a fan of Mystere. Or down with Mystere's fantasies. Previously I authored a post about a book written by porn actress Stormy Daniels. In this book Ms. Daniels describes Dotard's penis. She saw it when she *shudder* had sexual intercourse with Dotard.

My guess then was that Mystere would be interested in that description as masturbation material. Apparently he spoke about his desires on other blogs (ones that get more traffic than my blog or Mystere's own blog). Which resulted in someone in the predisent's inner circle alerting Dotard to what he must have perceived as a threat.

This must be one of Dotard's lesser known executive orders. I know I had not heard of it until just recently. I don't know if Mystere is under the impression that he had any chance of fulfilling his dream. But Mystere has had success previously with talking straight guys into having sex with him, so he probably believed he could convince his Orange Turd Cult leader to allow him to orally pleasure the tiny Cheeto (aka the ding-dong of blotus).

But if Mystere can't get anywhere near Dotard, those dreams are clearly dead. And Mystere, if he did not know about this executive order previously, will surely weep now.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-127.

39 comments:

  1. Another dumb video produced by a trumpanzee. Comically immature indeed.

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  2. Sounds like that guy is against unnecessary wars, yet he's forgotten who sent troops to Afghanistan and Iraq, apparently. Or that they we went to war in the Middle East at all. Song skips gwb's lies entirely. republicans make me want to vomit.

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  3. The Left hates the Left... who knew?

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    1. The Right hates the Right (tRumpers vs Never trumpers). Meanwhile Democrats are going to unite behind their candidate ("Blue no matter who"). Surely tRump will be defeated. At least if the upcoming election were fair. Why tRump needed Putin's help to "win" the last time. In addition to normal GOP voter suppression and election fraud.

      As for your comment, I don't know wtf you're talking about.

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  4. Democrats are going to unite behind their candidate ("Blue no matter who").

    lol! That explains the Green Party all right.

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    1. )Quite like "Red mo matter who", Which thoroughly explains tRump the Dotard.

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    2. The Green Party is made up entirely of people who abandoned the Democratic Party in 2016 because HRC was nominated? Who knew?

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    3. No, that's the Socialist Alternative Party.

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    4. Democratic/Socialist = government should operate for the good of all.

      Fascist/Republican = government should operate for the good of a few and to the detriment of the rest of us.

      trumpers = dupes who support fascism while believing lies from their orange leader about being for the common man.

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    5. Bernie Bros - Elitists who think they know how to run a country, but who if were placed in charge, would bankrupt a 7-11 within a week.

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    6. My understanding is that "Bernie Bros" are Bernie Sanders supporters who said (in 2016) that they wouldn't vote for Hillary Clinton. I am a Bernie Sanders supporter who voted for Hillary Clinton. So I'm not a "Bernie Bro".

      Bernie Sanders, should he become president, will put people with experience in charge who will work on behalf of the American people. They (in conjunction with Congress) would determine what budgets are going forward. I don't see how they could possibly set us on the road to bankruptcy more than Dotard and Congressional republicans have.

      I refer to Dotard's fiscally irresponsible trillion dollar deficits. The first such deficits when the economy is expanding. Dotard has bankrupted numerous companies, btw. Under Democratic control, budget deficits usually shrink. At least when the economy is doing well (not in recession). That is what happened under Clinton. Also what happened under Obama after he pulled us out of the gwb recession.

      "Bernie Bros" (people who supported Bernie Sanders and refused to vote for Hillary) would NOT be "placed in charge" of anything in a Sanders administration.

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    7. Glad to know you'll be voting for Joe Biden next November. :)

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    8. I'm planning on voting for the nominee - which has yet to be selected. Biden has run a number of times previously and was never the nominee.

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    9. ...there was never such a dearth of viable candidates before.

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    10. You're forgetting 2016 already? Of all the republicans who could have ended up losing to Hillary Clinton, you got Dotard. Who - having received a minority of the votes cast - lost to Hillary Clinton. Dotard wouldn't be "viable" if not for the help he's going to be getting from Chris Kobach, Vladimir Putin and who knows who else. Given the FACT that a MAJORITY of the voters know how terrible Dotard is.

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    11. lol! If Trump lost to her, how come Hillary isn't President?

      Oh, THAT's right... that pesky Constitution got in her way. :)

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    12. You keep forgetting that the only votes that matter are in the Electoral College. And Trump won the MAJORITY!

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    13. "The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy" - Donald J. Trump. (Twitter, 11/6/2016).

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    14. As DJT now understands, America is not a democracy, it's a Republic.

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    15. Prior to 1787 the words "democracy" and "republic" were interchangeable. Before the ratification of the Constitution, the form of government our Founders sought to institute was referred to as a representative democracy (and still is by the rest of the world). James Madison created the artificial distinction in Federalist No. 10. (link).

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    16. BTW, "as DJT now understands"... the tweet is from 2012 (I wrote the wrong date above). Still, it is not that old. So... as he "NOW" understands?? Right, NOW that he LOST the popular vote. LOL!

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    17. Prior to 1787 the words "democracy" and "republic" were interchangeable.

      You never read Plato's "Republic" (400 bc) did you?
      Machiavelli's "The Prince" (1513 AD)?

      You really should try and learn more than what's in today's newspapers.

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    18. I was quoting Thom Hartmann, not "today's newspapers". If the differences between a democracy and a republic are laid out in "Republic" and "The Prince" why don't you quote the passages? I'm not going to go read those works and then report back to you what I found.

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    19. BTW, you think Dotard has read Plato or Machiavelli? If I (as you claim) only read "what's in today's newspapers" then I GUARANTEE you that I read at least 99 percent MORE than your beloved Orange Turd.

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  5. o/t - Shouldn't "I'm Minus FJ Too" and his "Agricultural Correspondences" be listed under know FJ sockpuppets?

    If you're going to lie, it's important to lie consistently.

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    1. "Progressive Disruptions" was set up by Shaw Kenawe and is not a "parody site" created by you? Who knew?

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    2. You're right, pShaw Kenawe should also be listed under my sockpuppets.

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    3. Is this your account? It doesn't seem to be linked to the "Progressive Disruptions" blog.

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    4. If only I could be credittd with all who hate pShaw....

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    5. You are correct. There aren't that many people who hate Shaw. And I bet at least half of them are you. I'd also bet that there are more people that like and respect Shaw.

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    6. It's pretty obvious that more than 2 people hate pShaw the Censorious.

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    7. I doubt she gives a crap. SIGNIFICANTLY more people hate tRump - and you LOVE him for it.

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  6. Hey FJ, Dingleberry Sanders is too busy looking at naked cartoon pictures of Donald Trump's penis and beating off with himself to consistently lie about sockpuppets. We all know that Dingleberry Dervish Sanders is a vile perverted liberal dickhead.

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    1. I have no idea if "naked cartoon pictures of Donald Trump's penis" exist or not. I'm not going to try to confirm or rebut your assertion that they do. Given that I have ZERO interest in the topic. Unlike you, apparently. A KNOWN perverted trumper dickhead.

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  7. You can lie all you want, but you did post a cartoon of a naked Donald Trump in a shower with Marco Rubio. You also got a thrill out of posting several pictures of a naked Donald Trump wax statue with its penis exposed. You can't hide the truth, Suppuratingman al DervishSanders. Even your imam can't burn up your soiled burqas to hide the truth.

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    1. There is no "Suppuratingman al DervishSanders". I have nothing to do with the "Suppuratingman" account. I don't have an Imam nor have I ever worn a burqa. I am a Christian, unlike you.

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    2. YOU can lie all you want, but I did NOT post a cartoon of a naked Donald Trump in a shower with Marco Rubio.

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