Monday, May 21, 2018

Mystere (The Gay Fartbreathed Eproctophile) Throws A Temper Tantrum

As I wrote about in my last commentary, Mystere lost his WordPress blog (Mystere's Moonbat Spanker) after he posted comments using MY Gravatar account (only on his blog as far as I know). HOW he accomplished this, I am unsure. However, after I reported what he was doing, his Moonbat Spanker blog was suspended.

Mystere is very angry. He authored a post on another of his WordPress blogs asking for support from his friends. This was a post that got no replies. Even though the blog (supposedly) has 7 other contributors. Nevertheless Mystere says I'm going to regret reporting him to Gravatar.

Mystere: I'll make sure your accounts get wiped out when I settle this. You messed with me and I have allies who will back me up. (5/15/2018 at 2:26am).

Should I be afraid? Given the fact that these "allies" are likely imaginary (sockpuppets under Mystere's control), I am inclined not to be. Also Mystere is an idiot. Take the following comment for example.

Mystere: Poor Dervy boi! Did you stop feeling the Chrissie Matthews Tingles Up Your Stinkhole? Spank your monkey. Fartface. (5/20/2018 at 10:49pm).

Mystere left this comment on my blog last night. I have no idea what he's talking about. Chris Matthews was excited about the the candidacy of Barack Obama. To tell the truth, I voted for someone else in that primary.

I did vote for Obama in the General, however. And I thought it was a sign of good things that we elected the first African American president. I didn't feel any tingles anywhere on my body though. I just voted for the best candidate. That Obama is a Black man was secondary.

The rest of the Mystere comment (as you can see) is complete nonsense. Written in anger (I'm guessing). Mystere is fuming about the loss of his WordPress blog, even though he only has himself to blame.

So Mystere authored a commentary titled "Dervish Sanders Throws Another Temper Tantrum". Even though it is HIM who is clearly throwing a temper tantrum.

On the other hand, Mystere did figure out a way into my Gravatar account. He says that what happened was that he found a "backdoor way of spoofing" me. Although Mystere blames "someone". One of my many "blog enemies". I take what he says as an admission, however.

Does that mean Mystere didn't actually hack my account, but found some other "backdoor way" of making it look like it was me making comments (when it was actually him)? Could be. Either way, he should think twice before attempting it again. Because, if I seen any fake comments on any of his Wordpress blogs, I will report them.

As for the Mystere claim (in his BS post about me throwing a temper tantrum) that "someone recently hacked Dervish Sanders' email account". He is mistaken. As far as I know my email is secure. Someone (Mystere?) did create an email account IN MY NAME (with an accompanying fake Google account). But I haven't seen any signs that suggest my primary email address has been compromised.

Unless Mystere is letting me know that, yes, he's gotten into my email somehow. I surely hope that isn't true. Perhaps then I will "panic and go apewol". But I don't think that has happened. And I (still) believe that Mystere lacks the brainpower to accomplish such a feat. I could be wrong, of course.

Mystere's style of writing suggests to me that he is an idiot. And I am fairly certain that impression is shared by others. People who make fun of him on Lisa's blog (Ducky, for example).

As per Mystere, "those he smeared are rising up to slap him around". But I've never smeared anyone*. I just tell the truth and that causes my "enemies" some serious "butt hurt". My enemies being Paul/Luke/Steve (aka TOM) and Mystere. 2 people (although they both have numerous sockpuppets).

* I have, I confess, written a number of commentaries here about Mystere and his husband Rikishi. He likely considers that to be a "smear" (suggesting he is an effeminate gay man when he is actually a huge homophobe).

Me, I think it is quite funny. Even if it is what motivated Mystere to hack my Gravatar account... my suggestion that he is gay made him so apewol that he HAD to find a way to seriously get back at me (*if* untrue why would it make him so mad?).

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-44.

3 comments:

  1. Hey Dervish? I know I write like a street dude. I'm laid back and casual whenever I blog. I shoot straight from the hip, and some people find it quite humorous.

    Now I've said this before: you're not very bright, Dervish. You baselessly attacked other bloggers, thinking there would be no consequences, but when you started trolling me, I fought back, with other bloggers joining in. You're quite amusing every time you throw a hissyfit after you get slapped around for launching another attack. Your fixation on stinkfaces shows because you throw hissyfits on your blog. I noticed some of your past blog enemies are starting to slap you around after I cornered you by laughing at you publicly. By the way, at Cleveland Foxers, you'll never get past me because I won't post your retorts there. Pookie Toot Toot's 1 retort got tossed into the blog comment trashcan. He's also permanently banned. When my blogs return, I'm not going to let you comment on my Wordpress blogs. But I might post your retorts onto a blog post showing the ridiculous retorts your kind leave in the comments.

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  2. Everyone knows that it is you who is fixated on stinkfaces. I had never heard this term before encountering you. Ducky correctly identified you as an eproctophile. A fetish I never knew existed, but you clearly are one.

    btw, I never baselessly attacked anyone. Also, I am laughing at you publically. This explains YOUR hissy fits. Aside from hacking my Gravatar account, it HAS really been amusing.

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  3. What happened to "Delusional Dervish Freaks Out Again"? I know you authored a post with this title because it's showing on my sidebar. But when I click it I see a "page does not exist" error message. Oh well. I thought your post might be good for a few laughs, but looking at some of your other recent posts, I doubt it.

    Stupidity about "Klan burqas" when the Klan hates Muslims. Also transference of your love of stinkfaces to me (Mystere = fart loving eproctophile). FYI, Jimmy Buffet is a Democrat.

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