I, Fartbreath Mystere, am desperate to collude with the Trump administration AG, Bill Barr. This collusion wouldn't be at all like the collusion that our president, Donald Trump and his campaign associates participated in during the runup to the 2016 election. That collusion president Trump was cleared of by that scumbag Democrat Robert Mueller.
Robert Mueller CLAIMS to be a Republican, but then why did he try to oust our duly elected Republican President Donald Trump and replace him with the Hildebeest? Luckily the coup attempt failed. Because Donald Trump is so clean. Also so innocent. No collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian government officials. Only collusion with Russian government-connected individuals. People like Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya and Russian Oligarch Konstantin Kilimnik.
Yes, Don Junior said (in an email) that he would LOVE to collude with Veselnitskaya. And later his dad lied about the meeting Junior took with Veselnitskaya at Trump Tower. But that meeting produced no dirt on Hillary Clinton! Don Junior said so, and he wouldn't lie. And, YES, Paul Manafort handed off Trump campaign polling data to Kilimnik that he passed on to his Russian masters (data that was used by Russian trolls to micro-target their Facebook ads, helping put Trump over the top in several key states).
But SO WHAT? Was there some kind of formal agreement between Russian government employees and members of the Trump campaign? The answer is NO. President Trump was totally cleared, libtards. We won, you lost. Get over it. Although I know you won't, because you are sore losers. Sore losers who got stinkfaced by your beloved Robert Mueller. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Anyway, the real reason for this post is to relate the tale of my own collusion. Although this collusion took place only in a dream I had last night. A fantastic sex dream that caused me to cream my jammies! In this dream my mouth was colluding with Bill Barr's butthole. As I played the rusty trombone, Bill, while reading from his summary of the Mueller report, passed gas multiple times.
OMG, his farts were quite stinky! I was in Heaven! little Mystere was so stiff. When Bill and I kissed he told me how much he loved my fart breath. Then Bill bent me over his desk and took me from behind, thrusting his large member between my quivering buttocks. Finally he shot his load, filling my anal cavity.
After I woke I found that I had soiled my "Powerpuff Girls" panties as well as my "My Little Pony" jammies. Some people call this soiling a "nocturnal emission". I call it whipping up a fresh batch of white gravy.
After the very vivid dream of a sexual encounter with Bill Barr, I was super horny and desperately desired to make love to my husband, Rikishi. Lately he has not been "in the mood" due to an injury he sustained over the Christmas holiday involving a dildo chair. As a result he had to be rushed to the hospital with a shattered tailbone and a punctured rectum.
So I quietly reached into his jammie bottoms and pulled out his sausage, being careful not to wake him. I won't go into too much graphic detail concerning what happened next - suffice to say Rikishi WAS in the mood and very much appreciated me waking him by orally pleasuring his sausage. Sausage with white gravy, btw is one of my favorite tasty treats. Anyway, Rikishi and I proceeded to make love for almost a half hour. Followed by another half hour of cuddling.
For the record I am not gay. Homosexuality is a sin that will get you sent to Hell where you will burn for eternity. That asshole Anthony Sanders often tries to smear me as gay, but he's the fag, not me. I'm a God-fearing Christian who sometimes falls short and sins. But I ask God for forgiveness when I do. Quite unlike Anthony, who is out of the closet and proud. He'll be sorry when he finds himself being corn-holed by Satan's enormous dick. You won't feel any pleasure, ONLY pain. That I can assure you, Anthony!
But back to Bill Barr. I am so happy that our magnificent POTUS found an AG to protect him from the Witch Hunt lead by Mueller and his angry Democrats. Unlike that weasel Jeff Sessions. Hopefully the report (surely filled with lies) will never be released, but burned up as recommended by the hero Devin Nunes. What we need to do now is get to the oranges of the Mueller investigation. Or the beginnings, as our wonderful president says.
Investigate the oranges, then put the traitors on trial. Because it's about time the Hildebeest was arrested and imprisoned already. As well as the Kenyan born Obama, his husband Michael, and the Democrats James Comey, Andy McCabe and Peter Strzok. They all need to be sent to Gitmo ASAP.
I'm with ya. Let's get to the oranges!
ReplyDeleteSo, what you're saying is YOU DON"T CARE if tRump has dementia?
DeleteWhy, are there also some strawberries missing?
DeleteRosenstein found the missing strawberries. They were inside James Comey's large intestines.
Briefly attempted to decode your nonsense before I determined it was undecodable and simply not worth my time to bother with. fck your strawberries.
Delete...the same to your Russian collusion. :)
DeleteYes, I know you are so happy that he got away with it.
Delete...as you are with the Deep State's attempted coup.
DeleteNothing to see here. Move along.
ReplyDeleteWe must believe morally pure President Porn Star Shagger, y'know, the religionists' hero, who not only cheated on his wives, but on his mistresses too! Oh, and golf. Yeah. He cheats at golf! Who knew? But he also cheated people out of money while he scammed them with his fake Trump University! And he cheated people who worked for him out of money he contractually owed them. And don't forget. Ever. The panty-sniffers on the right have no problem with President Porn Star Shagger. He hates and demeans all the same people they hate and demean. It's a true marriage made in Hell!
Excuse me now, I'm going to read about the oranges of Trump's rotten soul.
Max Boot: "[Trump] presides over one of the most unethical and inept administrations in history. Ergo, we are guaranteed to read allegations of Trump misdeeds as long as he remains in office — and probably long afterward."
ReplyDeleteThe only people who don't understand or who refuse to understand are the TrumpCultists, and cultists are what they truly are. They know he's a cheat, a liar, and a fraud, and doesn't care two shits about the average working class American who stupidly voted for him, nor does he give two shits about the Xtians who worship at his Satanic hooves. He proved again and again that he's not only corrupt, but a dirty moral pig.
And yet people like Thersites and Minus will defend this moral pig.
Interesting, innit?
Funny, most people don't frequent casinos and brothels expectating to fing salvation there. That must be something Democrats do, though.
DeleteRender unto Caesar!
Right Thersites, so, your point was to change the subject because the TRUTH about Trump is something you won't admit so just ignore?
DeleteFor Christ's sake man Trump is the President. Why lower the bar so low. We expect more from Trump. So shout you Thersites. IMO anyway.
When I refer to Washington DC as both a brothel AND a casino, I think I'm acknowledging the Swamp environment.
DeletePriests aren't typically the operators of brothels or casinos... unless of course, it's "Vegas" night at the church fundraiser.
Governing requires immorality. It is an immorality "by definition" (use of FORCE). Why would I expect morality from a governor?
Again, render unto Caesar.... and yes, Caesar will pocket whatever profits he deems his own.
I guess civic administration really is the Left's church & god.
Delete:P
DeleteThe sacred and profane are SEPARATE things. Wisdom consists of keeping them so.
DeleteExplaining why a republican candidate for president MUST be a Christian. The Democrat candidate too. Certainly a negative for Bernie Sanders. But the party that gave us the first Black president might give us the first (non-practicing) Jewish president. If we're lucky enough.
DeleteIt's a shame that there are no Platonist/Deist candidates anymore.
Deletebtw - Most Christian's don't consider the LDS to be a "Christian" church so how did Romney ever win a Republican nomination?
Delete:P
DeleteIt's my understanding that Mormons believe that Jesus visited the United States, and that the original native Americans were white people. What's not to like? At least he isn't a gay Muslim, unlike Obama. Anyway, Romney lost. That fewer christian bigots voted for him (compared to tRump) probably was a not insignificant factor.
DeleteObama WAS a gay Muslim. ;)
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DeleteNo more extensive quoting from the Communist trump-supporting White Nationalist Slavoj Zizek. I deleted without reading. Brief quotes are permissible (as well as links to longer quotations), but paragraphs will be deleted. Thanks.
DeleteFYI, I simply do not give a shit and I doubt ANYONE else does either.
DeleteZizek's a white nationalist? Somebody needs to revoke his "I'm a Leftist" card.
DeleteI wonder if Zizek also likes Radovan Karadžić poetry now... maybe they'll make him an honorary Serb. :)
I don't know much about him, but apparently he believes that White Nationalist writings are great to plagiarize.
Delete...and who wrote that about him again (the source for your accusations)? lol!
DeleteOoops, didn't a footnote it? LOL!
DeleteSteven Sailor IS a white nationalist.
Delete;p
DeleteYou were punked.
Deleteps - I'd delete Zizek if I were you, too. Exposing the holes in New Left ideology (identity politics) is the last thing I'd want to see happen.
ReplyDeleteI said short quotations were fine. Along with links to longer quotations. So your "I'd delete him too if I were you" is BULLSHIT. Not as bullshity as your quotes, however. His racist misogynist crap pokes no holes at all.
DeleteFor the record, by "crap" I mean the shit you've been posting about how minorities need to be treated like children who need to be filled in re the uncomfortable "truth" that the "more evolved" White man has already learned.
DeleteSo what do you need PC'ness and affirmative action for if your goal is to treat minorities as equals and tell them truths? Patronizing much? lol!
DeleteMarxism used to be about the "working class". Now it's all racial minorities all the time. The "New Left's" new "oppressed classes".
ReplyDeleteZizek's not an "Absolute Marxist" though. He still subscribes to Maoist heresy's (re: private property/ peasant land).
DeleteAsk Thersites or Minus FJ if they would invite into their homes to interact with their wives or mothers or sisters, or any decent person, a man who bragged about grabbing women's pussies. Ask T or MFJ if they'd brag to their family members that they support a man who cheated on his three wives with his mistresses and even cheated on his mistresses. Ask T or MFJ if they'd admire anyone who would scam people out of their money the way that Trump scammed people with his fake university and then had to settle a law suit about it for $25 million, which means that the law, THE LAW, said he is a dirty rotten scoundrel who cheats people out of their money. Ask T and MFJ if they think it's normal for a father to allow a shock jock to refer to his daughter as a "nice piece of ass," and not want to punch that creep in the face for suggesting what he'd like to do to his daughter. Trump had no problem with that. None. I don't know of any father who would have allowed that, but perhaps Thersites and Minus FJ are among those kind men who find it acceptable. Also, the man they admire and support mocked a disabled journalist, a POW, and a Gold Star family, and he has 20+ women accusing him of sexual harassment and assault (something he actually bragged about). I could go on and list many, many more of Trump's disgusting piggish behavior, but you get the picture of what a morally diseased human being he is.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet we'll never read T.'s or Minus F.J.'s criticism of Trump, they just change the subject and pretend Trump is normal because those two practice situational morality and ethics. If the person has an "R" after his/her name, nothing he or she does or says is morally reprehensible to these sorts of "Christian" Republicans.
But Barr wrote that Mueller didn't find enough evidence (which actually means he found some) to prove collusion or obstruction of justice, so that low, low bar makes people like T. and M.F.J. feel all fuzzy and warm about the morally diseased POTUS. IOW, Trump's in the gutter, and not quite, but almost, in the sewer.
Unlike the snowflakes in pShaw's family, my family can sit down in our home and have a civilized conversation with ANYBODY, not just people they agree with. :)
DeleteShaw: But Barr wrote that Mueller didn't find enough evidence (which actually means he found some) to prove collusion or obstruction of justice, so that low, low bar...
DeleteIt's the LOWEST of low bars. Yet they rejoice that tRump was able to slither under it. Now to obstruct the release of the Mueller report. Because some people who may have previously voted for the Dotard might decide that they aren't going to vote for a low bar person like tRump a second time.
He found "some" evidence for obstruction, if you want to call firing that idiot James Comey "evidence", but since there was NO evidence of the underlying crime (COLLUSION) it would be impossible to get "reasonable" person (aka - someone w/o TDS) to convict.
DeleteSince there was NO evidence of the underlying crime (COLLUSION)...
DeleteFalse. The quotation says that Mueller couldn't "establish" collusion. To the extent that would guarantee a conviction, I'm guessing. Meaning there was evidence of collusion as well. And how could Mueller NOT find evidence of collusion with SO MUCH of it being public knowledge?
Barr did what he said he was going to do BEFORE he was offered the job. Which is to find the Dotard innocent. But I'm sure Mueller wrote 400 pages that amounts to "nothing to see here"... NOT. The "empty bag" you've previously referred to is a Barr-constructed illusion.
The empty bag is three years worth of a Deep State attempt to frame Trump to cover up their SPYING on his campaign.
DeleteWhat SHOULD happen to a campaign that colludes with foreign enemies.
DeleteAlso, there was zero "framing"... and the bag is only empty according to #trumpdupes and stooges.
Except you're putting the cart before the horse. The illegal FISA-702 campaign spying by Nellie Ohr and other FBI contractors and other American citizens/ jpournalists was detected by Mike Rogers in March of 2016, forcing the FBI to seek another pretext for spying. So they invented Trump-Russia and opened "Crossfire Hurricane" and applied for legal FISA 702 warrants.
DeleteTrump-Russia was the cover-up. Obama had been spying on American journalists, and Hillary needed campaign intel/ opposition research.
lolz!
DeleteThe Absolute Marxist is a fool, pretending to know anything about my family. Like his idol, President Porn Star Shagger, he makes shit up, then spreads it around and stinks up the place. T.A.M. or Thersites, or Minus FJ or whoever it is, wrote, with no knowledge but the voices in its head told him, some moronic fiction about my family. Like Trump, he's delusional, confused, and a liar.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoy reading these people defending President Porn Star Shagger and pretending that he's been exculpaated from anything! Ha! We've seen only what his lackey AG gave the public, not what is actually in the Mueller Report. Anything President Porn Star Shagger's fans say here is pure bullshit, since they do not know what is in the report.
But what WE know is that they continue to defend a liar, a cheat, and a fraud.
"Show me who you admire and support, and I'll tell you what you are."
Ask Thersites or Minus FJ if they would invite into their homes to interact with their wives or mothers or sisters, or any decent person, a man who bragged about grabbing women's pussies. Ask T or MFJ if they'd brag to their family members that they support a man who cheated on his three wives with his mistresses and even cheated on his mistresses...
DeleteWhat's that, snowflake?
Minus would likely feel honored if tRump grabbed his mom's, wife's and/or sister's privates.
Delete...because locker room talk ALWAYS translates into actions. Verba non acta! lolz!
DeleteHe said it because he does it. Apparently you forgot about all the accusers Dotard threatened to sue around the time of the election? Dotard was ALL verba and zero acta in regards to those empty threats.
DeleteI wonder if the Absolute Marxist is related to Franco Aragosta the Lobster.
ReplyDeleteBTW, while having a lively conversation over dinner this evening with friends in a popularlocal Portuguese establishment someone commented that lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea. I couldn't help but think of Franco. 😝😁
Franco lives in your head. You should make him pay rent.
DeleteHe should pay Lisa rent, not me. He uses her blog to spread his hate and evil intentions.
DeleteIsn't that what you use it for? I'm just a troll who trolls trolls.
DeleteNo. I spread truth.
Deletelolz.
DeleteI take subjective truths for what they're worth... something that makes a specific subject (not everyone) feel more powerful.
DeleteCons certainly know a LOT about selective truths. It's name is alternative facts. Something they practice religiously minus.
DeleteYes, conservatives focus on pertinent facts, as opposed to the liberal and progressive facts relating to race and gender identity.
DeletePertinent only in a narrow, biased, and judgemental framing JC. Something about naratives, memes, and alternative facts the right is so proficient at.
DeleteRace and sex aren't narrow, biased, and highly judgemental framings? Who knew? Evidently not the MSM when they gave up on objectivity.
DeleteToday I come to you with so much excitement!
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Do you suppose he can help tRump and cure his addled brain?
DeleteWow Dervish! You keep attracting all the liberal circus clowns to your hate site. They came here to see your queer sins, hoping they could get a piece of the action. Your liberal hyenas must love the scraps you leave behind.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder why your breath stinks, Anthony.
ReplyDeleteYour name isn't "Anthony", it's "Edward".
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