Saturday, September 8, 2018

Speaking Of Laughable

Another meme from the WYD trumper blog. This one in response to Nike releasing an advert featuring Colin Kaepernick. An individual I consider a patriot and a heroic American (for the record).

I guess it doesn't matter that the claim that Kaepernick "sucks" at football is false.

Kaepernick played college football for the University of Nevada in Reno, where he was named the Western Athletic Conference (WAC) Offensive Player of the Year twice and became the only player in NCAA Division I FBS history to amass 10,000 passing yards and 4,000 rushing yards in a career.

[Kaepernick] became the 49ers' starter in the middle of the 2012 season... then remained the team's starting quarterback for the rest of the season, leading the team to their first Super Bowl appearance since 1994. During the 2013 season, his first full season as a starter, Kaepernick helped the 49ers reach the NFC Championship Game. (Source).

The comparison to Al Bundy is laughable. Al Bundy played High School, not professional football. Al Bundy worked at a shoe store as a salesman. Kaepernick starred as a spokesperson for a big name brand in a nationally run advertisement.

But trumpers clearly do not concern themselves with facts. They hate Kaepernick, therefore he must suck at football. Apparently his mistake was deciding to become a free agent. Because of his protesting of police violence against African Americans (by kneeling during the national anthem) no team decided to hire him. The decision had nothing to do with him "sucking" at football, because he does not suck. Just the opposite.

By the way, Kaepernick, in the ad, has a large afro. I mention this due to the following idiotic comment from a certain racist commenter on Lisa's blog.

Franco Aragosta: Since trimming off his AFRO, Colin Kaepernick looks less ASININE, but he' still as DESPERATELY UNATTRACTIVE as ever. (9/7/2018 at 1:16pm).

So, I guess this racist idiot Franco (AKA FreeThinke) is talking about the picture of Kaepernick in the meme. But that is not a current picture. In the Nike ad he has a large afro.

By the way, if Kaepernick is "desperately unattractive" it surely has nothing at all to do with his superior football skills. But, not surprisingly, Franco is a shallow narcissist (with delusions of grandeur) just like the stupid ugly orange turd he worships. How laughably pathetic is this Franco asshole?

Of course he has to tear other people down to make himself feel better. Because, as is the case with all narcissists, he likely knows he is a fraud. Deep down. Just like the Orange Turd (a raging egomaniac) Franco is clearly deeply insecure.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-72.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Ode To A Fat Narcissistic Racist Misogynist Orange Turd (A Poem)

A fat racist misogynistic narcissistic orange turd is filled with hate.
His predecessor he continues to castigate.
"I've brought prosperity" the Turd does crow.
The Black man who came before made the economy blow.
The Turd cares not that this is a lie.
The poorly educated believe him, their intelligence is not high.
Very fine people who are Nazis and in the KKK love the Turd.
Omarosa heard the tape where he repeats the N-word.
A White Nationalist who calls himself Franco screams "ni**er" out loud.
Yet has the temerity to claim the racists are in the opposing crowd.
The Turd betrayed his country to steal an election.
For a majority of voters the turd was not their selection.
Putin in Helsinki admitted the Turd was his guy.
The fat racist Turd is a traitor and should fry.

Video: Mar 11, 2025. DW News. Craig Unger says donald tRump is indeed a Russian asset.

Note: I say the Orange Turd should fry, not that he must. I'd be satisfied with a extremely lengthy prison sentence. This is not a death threat but a call for justice.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym071.

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Disturbingly Misplaced Priorities

Another meme from the Who's Your Daddy blog. This one illustrates the disturbingly misplaced priorities of trumpers.

IMO this cartoon also shows just how much trumpers revel in being assholes. They derive joy from the misery of others. Instead of trying to make the case that a Trump presidency will be good for all Americans, they outright acknowledge that it will not be.

Hey trumpers, remember when we, following the "election" of the Orange Turd, said he's "not my president" and you thought that was stupid? So, now they are acknowledging that we were right. Trump is NOT our president. At least Lisa, the proprietor of WYD acknowledges it. And is joyful that Trump is destroying the world.

Yes, Trump's EPA is damaging OUR environment. Trump is actively attempting to destroy the ACA, raising health care costs for EVERYBODY. I could go on, but the point is that Trump administration policies are not just harming Liberals exclusively.

I guess these idiots actually believe there are two different worlds. And that the world of non-Trump supporters can be destroyed while the world of Trump supporters can be MAGA. Remember when Barack Obama ran for president the first time and he said that there is no Red American and there is no Blue America? That we're all Americans?

Donald Trump ran with an opposing message. Trump promised that not only was he going to give his base what they want, he promised to go out of his way to harm those who don't support him. He's the asshole's president. If you are a trumper who delights in the misery of "libtards", you are an asshole.

Which isn't really a surprise, given the fact that most of these people are racists, bigots, misogynists (the men) or accepting of misogyny (the women). Because they are deplorable, as Hillary Clinton accurately pointed out.

I wanted the presidency of Barack Obama to benefit all Americans. I was dismayed when I discovered just how much HATE there was for Obama, a lot of it due to the fact that he is a Black man. Trump saw that and capitalized on the hate. By jumping on the Birther bandwagon. Much later he said he thought Obama was born in United States, but WE ALL KNOW he only said that to get the media off his back.

He ran as the racist White Nationalist candidate (wink, wink). Not the openingly racist White Nationalist candidate. People paying attention know this. Yet he and his followers continue to lie. He isn't racist. He isn't a bigot. He isn't a misogynist. Bullshit!

BTW, is the estate of Charles Schulz looking into this misappropriation of his work (without permission) by Dixon Diaz? I mean, the nerve of this jackass to sign his name to the work of Charles Schulz! You'd think that the copyright owners wouldn't appreciate the appropriation of their intellectual property.

Unless someone else took a Peanuts cartoon and replaced the words in the bubbles. Either way it's pretty f*cking offensive. That what is important to these people is not to have Trump work on behalf of the American people, but to ONLY try and please the base. Even if it hurts them (i.e. the farmers who are being economically harmed by Trump's tariffs). So long as "Libtards" are pissed they are happy. Unbelievable!

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-70.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Franco And Jesus Team Up To Exterminate Marxicrat Scum


"I will wash my feet in the blood of my enemies!" Franco Aragosta screamed as he pressed the trigger of his machine gun, spraying bullets into the crowd. "Die, Marxicrat scum!" Franco cried as the bodies fell. Screams of terror erupted from the crowd and soon people were stampeding for the exits.

Franco continued pumping bullets into the enemy as his unfortunate prey found the doors locked. Franco laughed maniacally as bullets impacted flesh and blood spurted from wounds. "Head shot", Franco remarked, smiling as the cranium of one of his fleeing pussy-hat-wearing targets exploded.

"Nice shot, my son", a Caucasian man in flowing white robes standing next to Franco while firing his own machine gun remarked.

"Thank you, Jesus", Franco replied. Soon it appeared that everyone in the auditorium was dead. Mangled and bloody corpses were strewn everywhere.

"Now we must flee before the authorities arrive", the son of God declared.

"Not yet", Franco exclaimed. Jesus knew the reason they had chosen this theatre, so Franco was perplexed that his savior would suggest leaving before their main target was not known to have perished.

Suddenly two men wearing black suits and sunglasses opened fire. "Secret Service agents", Jesus warned, turning to face the adversaries. Bullets hit the body of Christ but ricocheted away doing no harm. Jesus smiled as he returned fire, filling one of the Secret Service agents with lead.

"I will protect you, my child", Jesus remarked calmly, throwing up a forcefield to protect Franco. Just in time. A hail of bullets that surely would have ended Franco's life hit the holy shield and were deflected. Jesus dropped the shield and Franco returned fire, cutting down the second Secret Service agent.

Franco and Jesus approached the stage, victorious.

"Don't harm me", a frightened voice pleaded from behind the podium.

"I know you are there, Hillary Clinton; come out!" the son of God commanded sternly. Hillary Clinton emerged from behind the podium. Her pantsuit was soiled and she was quivering in terror. Her mascara ran as she began to cry.

"Please don't kill me", Hillary Clinton pleaded.

"Judgement is upon you, oh evil one", the Messiah intoned. "You may do the honors, Franco", Jesus said and Franco began pumping bullets into IT. His ammunition ripped through the former First Lady's body like a blowtorch through warm butter. She dropped to the floor and expired.

But Franco did not stop. For several minutes he held down the trigger of his fully automatic firearm. Hundreds of shell casings clattered to the floor.

Soon the body of the former First Lady was reduced to naught but red jelly. "You got what's coming to you, bitch", Franco screamed, spittle flying from his open maw, his face red with rage. Franco removed his red MAGA baseball cap and wiped the blood from his brow, then hawked a loogie into the puddle of goo that was once Hillary Clinton (president of the United States, as per the popular vote).

"That was extremely satisfying", Franco remarked, pointing at his crotch. Looking where his companion indicated, Jesus noted that Franco was sporting a rock hard erection. Jesus gave Franco a thumbs up.

Then the son of God spoke. "you have defeated the Hildabeast. Your nation owes you a debt of gratitude, although the law will not see it that way. The building is currently surrounded by the police and Secret Service. They will be coming for you soon, my son. Intent on taking your life".

Franco was alarmed, then he remembered that he was standing beside Jesus Christ. Surely Jesus had a plan that would get them out of this jam unharmed. "What shall we do, Jesus?" Franco implored.

"If we had left when I said we should, we could have gotten away before the authorities arrived", Jesus replied. "Now there is no escape".

"Except for an all powerful being such as myself", Jesus added. "You, however, are doomed".

Franco was about to object, but Jesus raised his hand. "Silence", Jesus commanded. Jesus furrowed his brow and thought. "I shall perform a miracle and teleport you to safety".

"Great, let's do that", Franco agreed, looking worried.

Jesus waived his arms about while speaking in tongues. To Franco's amazement a swirling portal materialized. Just then there was a pounding at the auditorium doors, which burst open. Officers in body armor rushed into the room. "Throw down your weapons. NOW!" one of the men commanded.

"Quickly my child, you must depart immediately", Jesus told Franco, pushing him toward the portal. Franco entered the swirling gateway and found himself instantly transported back to his room at the old folk's home.

Except he had not been transported at all. Instead he found he was waking from a dream. One he had many times before. Only a dream, although an extremely vivid one. Franco began to weep. Hillary Clinton -- The Beast, the Servant, the Handmaiden, the Henchman, the Toady, the Slave and Asskisser to everything vile -- he realized, was not dead, but very much alive.

At least a Godly man like Donald Trump held the presidency. Praise Jesus for that! Franco rose from his bed, slipped on his robe and shuffled over to his computer. Turning it on, Franco waited while Windows booted up. Then, as soon as he was able to connect to the internet, Franco navigated to the blog Who's Your Daddy.

"I will fight evil the only way I am able", Franco muttered. "Not with a machine gun, but with my keyboard". Franco took pleasure in knowing that, as he typed his words of hate and submitted them (thereby smiting his enemies), the Lord smiled upon him. For he was certain that those he hated were hated by the Lord as well. Of that Franco had no doubt whatsoever.

However, unbeknownst to him, Franco was being manipulated by Satan. "This fool is my pawn", The Prince of Darkness chortled. "I am able to easily puppeteer him via my stooge Donald Trump. Soon his soul will be mine". Satan licked his lips in delight. These trumpers, many of which considered themselves pious Christian followers of God, were walking right into his trap. Thinking about the souls this would net him caused Satan to laugh heartily.



Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym069. TF-5.

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Trumper Blogger Rusty Shackelford Admits Donald Trump Stole The Presidency By Cheating In The 2016 Election

When I wrote that DJT "won" the 2016 election by cheating (in a comment on the trumper blog Who's Your Daddy) I expected the blogger Rusty Shackelford to respond with something along the lines of "he won fair and square". But no. Apparently Rusty accepts my premise that the Orange Turd "won" by cheating and comments based on that fact.

Dervish Sanders: He cheated. (8/21/2018 at 5:42pm).

Rusty Shackelford: ...and if you dopes let him cheat you out of the WH, how friggin dumb are you folks... (8/21/2018 at 6:01pm).

So cheating is a valid strategy now? Because there was no way that Donald Trump could have won the election fairly. Given the fact that a majority of people knew Trump was "uniquely unqualified" to serve as President of the United States.

As per former President Obama, Trump is uniquely unqualified to be president. Obama also said (prior to the election), that he thought the Republic would be at risk if Trump was elected. A majority of the electorate agreed and voted for Hillary Clinton. Explaining why she won the popular vote, despite Trump's cheating.

Now, in regards to the cheating, they deployed their voter suppression techniques, as they always do. Although this time on steroids. But Kris Kobach's election fraud scheme known as Interstate Crosscheck was just one aspect of their plan to rig the election in their favor.

Democrats always have to contend with this sort of rigging. That, plus the gerrymandering that favors Republicans which they amplified following the 2010 census. Obama was president, but Republicans controlled the House [1]. A fact that allowed them to gerrymander the f*ck out of Congressional districts.

As per the evil GOP operative Karl Rove, "he who controls redistricting can control Congress". Rove called the insidious plan to rig things in their favor the "redistricting Majority Project" or REDMAP. This plan gave the GOP majorities even while garnering fewer votes.

As a result of all the blatant Republican cheating Democrats need to win the popular vote by 11 points to retake the House in the upcoming 2018 midterms (as per a new report from the Brennan Center for Justice).

All this I knew going into the 2016 potus election. Yet I was fairly confident that Hillary Clinton would emerge victorious. Due to the fact that see was the better candidate. Certainly compared to a reality TeeVee show buffon and failed businessman like Donald Trump. Why Hillary Clinton easily bested Trump in all 3 of the presidential debates.

The obvious fact is that Donald Trump is a confabulating idiot who has no business being president. Even given all the Republican cheating and the apathetic electorate (42% of eligible voters didn't bother to do their civic duty), Hillary Clinton STILL should have won. And she would have, except for Russian meddling. That the Trump campaign willingly and knowingly colluded with Russia is what put them over the top.

The images attached to the tweet above are of Lanny Davis and his client (Donald Trump's fixer), Michael Cohen. As per Davis, Cohen is ready to cooperate and confirm that Trump colluded. Not just the Trump campaign, but Trump himself. If true (and I absolutely believe it is), impeachment should follow.

I wonder if trumpers such as Rusty will gloat then? Now he says, in essence, "yeah, Trump cheated. So what? It's the fault of you dummies for not being able to stop him". That might be true, although Trump and crew would surely have cried foul. We see them doing it now. I refer to their BS "deep state" conspiracy theory that had the Obama administration "spying" on his campaign (i.e. looking into the Trump campaign's MANY Russian contacts).

As we know, Nixon was caught and forced to resign. Trump recently tweeted that John Dean is a rat. John Dean would be the White House Counsel who flipped on Tricky Dick, "becoming a key witness for the prosecution".

So, here we have it straight from Trump that he's another corrupt Republican president. A Nixon 2.0 who should surely be brought down by the many "rats" that are turning on him. Current White House counsel Don McGahn (who recently sat down for a 30 hour chat with Mueller's team), Trump's personal lawyer and fixer of 12 years, Michael Cohen (who committed campaign finance violations at Trump's direction), and Omarosa Manigault Newman (who claims to have 200+ ncriminating Trump recordings). Among others (these three being in the news as of late).

According to Omarosa (who says she is working with Mueller's team), "Trump Hell Hour" (as per the Drudge Report) is the beginng of the end for Donald Trump". Let us ALL pray this is true. For the good of the country. The sooner we get rid of this corrupt illegitimate president the better.

Deplorables like Klansman Shackelford might cease gloating then, but they will never accept it if Trump is bounced from office. Civil war? As per the fake Christian trumper Franco Aragosta (AKA FreeThinke) "The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked".

Does Franco believe the "righteous" are trumpers such as himself and the "wicked" are those who oppose Trump? My guess is YES. Sounds to me like trumpers are yearning for violence (the opportunity to kill some "libtards"). At least the more deluded ones like FrancoThinke. A scary thought, although if anything comes of this desire remains to be seen. Beyond Franco snapping and totally losing his mind. The remaining trumpers can return to their racist hidey holes and continue stewing (as they did during the 8 years we had a ni**er as president). Eventual Civil War?

Footnote
[1] As a result of the 2010 midterm elections "the Democratic Party suffered massive defeats ... The Republican Party gained 63 seats in the US House of Representatives, recapturing the majority, and making it the largest seat change since 1948 and the largest for any midterm election since the 1938 midterm elections".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-68.

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Yes, Donald Trump Is Sexist...


File this under the category of "absurdly ridiculous". I refer to this recent meme posted at the top of the Who's Your Daddy trumper blog.

The most convincing portion of this meme is the inclusion of the picture of an "average" woman. Below is another picture of the same woman. While only her face is included in the meme above, this shot is a bit more revealing.


I think this image is the one the woman in question submitted to the meme maker to convince him to give her the gig (meme model). I might be wrong, however, given the fact that I found this picture by doing a Google image search for "hot blonde". But I think that the meme including a pic of what is obviously Trump's idealized female counters the claim the meme makes. What also counters this claim? Trump's own words.


This is a clip from the infamous Access Hollywood tape. All the proof that is necessary to show that Donald Trump ABSOLUTELY is a sexist PIG (although I could provide many more examples). That the Orange Turd administration has some women in positions of power does NOT prove Trump isn't sexist.

As per Wikipedia, "commentators and lawyers have described such an action as sexual assault". This is a reference to Trump telling Billy Bush that he can grab women by the privates without their consent because he is a "star". Just the kind of thing a non-sexist would do. Or talk about, at least. Given that the Orange Turd has denied ever doing such a thing.

Trump claimed it was only "locker room talk"... but he lied! Jessica Leeds says "Trump grabbed her breasts and tried to put his hand up her skirt" and Kristin Anderson says "he just stuck his hand up my skirt" (and grabbed her pussy). Normal behavior a feminist like Trump would use to woo a woman, in other words.

According to the 3 times married 72-year-old predisent (who is currently married to a woman 25 years his junior whose father is also 72), "it doesn't really matter what [they] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass".

If you think a non-sexist man would say "women, you have to treat them like shit", you must be a deluded member of the Orange Turd Cult. You probably also believe that only if the number of women who work in the Trump administration were zero would there be any reason to suspect DJT might be a sexist.

BTW, as per a 3/18/2018 article from The Atlantic titled The Very Male Trump Administration, "Trump's Cabinet [is] currently composed of 19 men and five women. Overall, 33 percent of Trump's appointees are women, compared to 47% of the national workforce and 43% of the 2 million workers across the executive branch".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym067.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Trumperism Is An Evil Anti-Christian Cult

The #JumpAgainstTrump meme encourages people opposed to Trump to leap to the deaths. Nice. Remember when the prior president said there was not a Red America or a Blue America, but we're all in this together? Democrats want to help everyone while Trumpers want those who oppose their predisent to die.

I write on this topic because this meme recently appeared at the top of the Who's Your Daddy blog. Looking into it, however, I found that a Catholic priest posted this same meme to his FaceBook page awhile ago. I remember now that I heard about it at the time.

Philip J Pizzo, the priest in question, said he Facebooked the meme encouraging suicide because the thought it was funny. Phil's Twitter bio says "I am a Roman Catholic Priest for the Diocese of Brooklyn, currently the Pastor of St. Benedict Joseph Labre in Richmond Hill NY".

If you check out his Twitter feed, you won't find much there. I looked for a Facebook page, but the Philip Pizzo page I found has little content and no image (so I can't be sure it's the right guy). The Diocese of Brooklyn released a statement that said Phil apologizes in addition to deleting the post. Maybe he deleted his FB profile as well.

At least Phil realizes it's probably best for him to stay away from social media. Lest he be tempted to offend again. Apparently this jerk didn't like Obama. What a surprise.

Anyway, Lisa, the proprietor of WYD, is a little late to the party in regards to this meme as this business with the pro-suicide priest went down in January of 2017. The kicker here is that this supposed man of God ministers to a largely Hispanic immigrant congregation. The very people trumpers despise.

Also ironic is that, while this meme was at the top of WYD, several trumpers were telling me (in essence) that abortion should be outlawed. Because, as all good "Christian" trumpers know, abortion is "murder". But if you're anti-Trump and kill yourself that's OK. Likely because you're going to Hell anyway.

This I deduced due (in part) to a proclamation by the trumper Mystere (a low-IQ imbecile) that Donald John Trump is God's chosen one. This is something he heard from the "prophet" Mark Taylor. The "prophet" Mark says he "had been given a vision of Donald Trump coming to the White House to start cracking God's Whip".

I'm thinking the false prophet Mark Taylor either received his vision from Satan, or he's a flim flammer who saw an opportunity to make some money selling a book to idiots like Mystere.

Donald Trump is a good representative of Right-wing Christianism, IMO. It is quite contrary to how it presents itself, the same as the deceiver Donald Trump. Both say they are good but they are evil-doers. This explains why, on one hand these self-proclaimed Christians say suicide is a sin, but on the other encourage people who disagree with them politically to kill themselves.

Fake Christian trumpers take note, "be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap" (Galatians 6:7-9). The time for those who oppose Trump to despair has not yet come! Mueller and the projected Blue Wave should give us hope that we will be able to rid ourselves of this evil man.

If not? If Trump wins? Then we are all in for a world of hurt and misery. The idiots who voted for him might decide to jump for Trump, though not out of love for the Orange Turd, but because Trump's policies have ruined their lives. People like soybean farmers who could see their livelihoods destroyed by Trump's foolish tariffs.

But I will take no delight in trumper despair if they realize they were duped by a con man. I do not want millions of people to kill themselves. Unlike the WYD proprietor, apparently. Although, if pressed, she would probably say it's a "joke". Like the "priest" who FaceBooked a pro-suicide (for people who disagreed with him politically) meme because he thought it was "funny".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-66.

Saturday, July 28, 2018

N@MBLA-Loving Pervert Mystere Admits He Enjoys Getting Teabagged With Young Boys' Balls

It is hard to believe that someone would admit this in a public forum. Even if they are using an alias. Yet the blogger who calls himself Mystere has done so. Although he uses code language (which he must believe protects him?).

I refer you to the following exchange from the Who's Your Daddy blog for the evidence. (Note: Mystere comments here using his "rattrapper" sockpuppet).

Ducky's here: Radical Redass is director of security at the local Dunkin' Donuts. (7/24/2018 at 11:57am).

rattrapper: Dodobyrd is fixated on RR's private parts again. (7/25/2018 at 11:08am).

Ducky's here: L'il Fart Boy, that doesn't make sense. Try again. Maybe a fart joke. (7/25/2018 at 5:0pm.

Dervish Sanders: "Dunkin' Donuts" is gay slang for a man's privates? (7/26/2018 at 6:29am).

"L'il Fart Boy" is what Ducky calls Mystere. Even though he is responding to a "rattrapper" comment, he knows it is Mystere who is behind the comment. Because "rattrapper" is one of Mystere's sockpuppets. What does not make sense is that, when Ducky calls Radical Redneck an "ass" (i.e. a jerk), rattrapper/Mystere responds by saying Ducky is fixated on Radical Redneck's "private parts".

I assume rattrapper/Mystere thinks Ducky (in referring to Radical Redneck as "redass") is talking about his buttocks. Even though a person's "privates" are generally thought of as their front business and not their buttocks or anus. Although, as a gay man, Mystere might consider the buttocks to accurately be categorized as "privates"?

I assumed (when I made the comment) that rattrapper/Mystere's reference to Radical Redneck's "privates" concerned the "Dunkin Donuts" portion of Ducky's comment. As opposed to the "redass" portion. Because the word "privates" is not applicable to the ass.

Now that I think about it, however, I'd wager it's more likely that "donuts" is a reference to a man's balls and that "dunkin" is a reference to teabagging. Remember that racist Conservatives (during the Obama administration) wanted to "take our country back" and referred to themselves as "teabaggers". Or others outside the movement derisively called them "teabaggers". It was one or the other, but some of them did hang bags of tea from hats and parade around in public looking ridiculous.

Teabaggers SAID the name for their movement came from the dumping of tea into Boston Harbor on 12/16/1773, but that tea wasn't in bags. As per Wikipedia, the tea bag was first made available "commercially around 1904 [and] tea bags were successfully marketed about 1908 by the tea and coffee importer Thomas Sullivan from New York, who shipped his silk tea bags around the world". The tea that was thrown into Boston Harbor was loose tea in chests.

Anyway, how does NAMBLA figure into this? That I get from a recent post on one of Mystere's blogs... as follows.

...Paris Tennessee NAMBLA Chapter President Dervish Sanders has just blurted out a new code word on Lisa's Who's. Your Daddy blog. Dervish's fiendishly thinly disguised question reveals that "Dunkin' Doughnuts" is a new term being used at his NAMBLA Chapter for men's bottom parts. When you scroll down the comments, you'll see his vile retorts after Byrdbrain quacks off. Byrdbrain is fixated on Radical Redneck's buttocks, fantasizing that they're red. Byrdbrain quacks off his sick fantasy in his vile retorts. (7/27/2018 at 11:17am. "Dervish Is Fixated On Men's Genitals", a Liberal Troll Watch blog post).

Hmmm... he's the one who brings NAMBLA into this. Given the fact that I'm not the president of any NAMBLA chapter, I assume Mystere is unintentionally revealing a secret about himself. The obvious conclusion? Mystere is a member of NAMBLA, and, as per his "dunkin donuts" being code for teabagging revelation, what the pervert is clearly saying is that he likes it when underage boys place their balls in his eager mouth.

Perhaps I should report him to the authorities? No doubt he'd deny his provlocities toward perversions involving underage boys. And he never OUTRIGHT admits anything. All he does is speak in code and accuse others of what he is guilty of.

In any case, this is the post where Mystere confirms that by "privates" he means buttocks. Even though "private parts" is a reference to someone's front business, and not their rear end. As per Wiktionary, "private parts" is a reference to "genitals and female nipples". Not buttocks. But Mystere's mind goes there (buttocks = anus = anal sex) because he is a pervert.

Ducky never fantasized about the Radical jerk's butt. As per Dictionary.com, an ass is a "a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person". To refer to this jerk as "redass" is obviously a play on his chosen moniker, "Radical RedNECK". Although unnecessary, given that this jerk is already admitting (and is proud of the fact) that he is "a bigot or reactionary, especially from the rural working class" (as per the definition of "redneck").

Meanwhile, Mystere continues to suck boy balls. An activity the sick pervert refers to as "dunkin donuts". Although I'm sure he also enjoys "dunkin donuts" with his husband, Rikishi. But Rikishi is a grown man, not a boy. If Mystere wants to dunkin donuts he should ONLY do so with his husband and keep the activity between consenting adults.

Hopefully Mystere dunkin donuts with underage boys is only a sick fantasy and he isn't a serial child sex abuser. It's my understanding that the police are already investigating Mystere for sexually abusing canines. So the police may catch him if he's now abusing male children. Or fantasizing about it. He might have some kiddie porn on his computer, and just possessing such material is illegal.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-65.