"E" Is For Eproctophilia, Which Is Good Enough For Mystere

Mystere calls himself "Mr. E" on Twitter. While people might think the "E" stands for "End0" because that is Edward's last name, that would be an incorrect assumption. I mean, why shorten "Endo" (which is 4 letters) to "Mr. E" which is 5 characters (including the period and the space)? Clearly that makes no sense. Obviously the "E" in "Mr. E" stands for Eproctophile, which Mystere is. Someone sexually excited by sniffing farts, that is.

Mystere (a closeted homosexual) is married to the WWE wrestler who goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Obviously Mystere does not have to fantasize about getting Rikishi stinkfaces. Or about then sticking out his tongue and having a "wet lick". Given that he can get a stickface and butthole lick whenever he wants. Although maybe Mystere dreams about Rikishi passing gas in his face when his husband is away from home. I've heard that Rikishi spends many hours on the road due to his profession.

Rikishi, the breadwinner in the relationship, works his tail off to support his shiftless husband. Rikishi is quite angry with his mate due to the fact that Mystere is always frittering away his husband's hard earned money buying stuff online. Mystere's latest addiction is collecting dildos molded from the penises of famous gay porn stars. When Rikishi saw his latest credit card bill he blew his top. Mystere (as a punishment) received a bare-bottomed spanking that left his buttocks a fiery red and quite sore for several days.

By the way, Mystere's admission that he probed his anus with his finger (then licked it) is something he attributes to me. He posted a comment on WYD using a sockpuppet he created using my Blogger handle and avatar. But it was clearly written by him. Probing his anus and licking the finger being something Mystere would clearly do. Although Franco played along, I doubt he was actually fooled by Mystere's juvenile retort (such a comment being right up his alley).

For the record, yes, this blog is now 100 percent about Mystere. All Mystere all the time. In fact, I'm thinking about changing the name of the blog to "Inside Endo's Head AKA Mystere Is A Jackass" (based on the title of a blog Mystere created to express his hatred for Irl Hudnutt).

Finally (for those of you who may be wondering), zero posts that appear on this blog have (or ever will) be published in Out Magazine. Because (for one), Mystere is not "out" but in the closet (as previously noted).

Image photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Photo provided by Irl Hudnutt. wym113.

So, My Google Account Was Hacked... & Yes, It Was That A-Hole Mystere Again!

So, I recently discovered that my post, "My Reaction To Being Doxed By Mystere", was mysteriously missing (deleted). This was a post I authored in response to being doxed by an asshole who goes by the name Mystere.

Now, I did not delete this post, nor did I receive any kind of notification from Blogger that they were removing it for TOS violation reasons. Which, if that was the case, I am positive they would do. Notify me, that is. Because they'd want me to be aware of the problem. And likely warn me not to violate their TOS by "harassing" someone again.

Which is why I'm concluding that my Google account was hacked. After Google purchased Blogger, one password gives a person access to both Google and Blogger. Which means that Mystere, in addition to deleting the post he clearly does not like, could have poked around in my Google email.

And yes, I know the responsible party is Mystere. Due to the gloating comment he recently left me.

Mystere: Hey Dervy boy? What's up with the fake link you posted? It comes back to this blog, saying the post doesn't exist. What kind of infantile game are you playing, Dervy boy? OH WAIT! Did something happen to a previous post without your knowledge? LOL! LOL! LOL! (5/3/2019 at 8:44am).

Did something happen to a previous post without my knowledge? Yes, it so happens that something did happen. But what makes Mystere think it happened without my knowledge? At first he feigns ignorance (says I included a "fake link" in my post). Then he gives himself away with a gloat. Mystere is responsible for that post disappearing, there can absolutely be no doubt.

Irl Huddnutt (someone Mystere considers an enemy) thinks Mystere is an idiot. An assessment I agree with completely. All the evidence suggests that Mystere lacks the brainpower to accomplish such a feat (hacking into my account). But that does not mean that Mystere does not know someone who knows how to hack. Which is what I suspect happened. Mystere, an individual of Asian descent, defies the stereotype of Asians being highly intelligent. But a relative or friend who is Asian and knows how to hack? That would be my guess.

Which isn't to say it couldn't be a smart person of some other ethnicity. I'm just making a guess based on the fact that Mystere is Asian (but very stupid). Whoever hacked the account, it is clear that Mystere is behind it. What else would explain 1 Mystere's comment, and 2 the fact that this specific post (which is about Mystere) has been targeted. And, btw, it has been targeted multiple times.

When I first published the commentary I noticed (a few days later) that all the images (of which there were 4) disappeared. What I ended up doing was uploading them again. This time to another site (not Blogger). I did not know what was going on (a glitch, perhaps) and still do not. I do not believe my account was hacked (at the time).

I do know it was hacked this time. Due to Mystere's comment. Also because I went into the Google security settings and found that, in addition to my PC and my tablet, there was one more signed in device.

I access my Google account via my PC (windows/this device) and my tablet (Samsung Galaxy Tab). I do not access Google via any other device, so the 3rd Windows device was definitely not recognized. According to what was displayed, the unknown Windows device last signed into my account on April 21st.

So I went through the steps to secure my account. Which involved turning on two step verification. Hopefully this will prevent Mystere's friend from hacking into my account again. Which Mystere will likely want him (or her) to attempt, given that I restored the offending commentary.

As for my post title (asserting that it was "Mystere Again"), this is a reference to a previous incident involving the hacking of my Gravatar account. Mystere used my account to make fake comments on his WordPress blog. Including one where he has me "confessing" to being married to my dog.

I also enabled 2 step verification to secure my Gravatar account. Obviously I should have done the same in regards to my Google account at the time. Screw you, Mystere! I will not back down nor be intimidated by your continued attacks on my social media accounts. In fact, I think I shall step up the negative posting (exposing you) on my blog.

Lastly, I'd like to address a comment I noticed recently on Lisa's blog. A Mystere comment in which the idiot suggests that the deleted post was removed because I violated Blogger's TOS.

Mystere: ...Dervish Sanders... is cranky because he got on Google Blogger's radar recently. It seems his dimwitted gay lover Irl Hudnutt's been posting obscene things on Dervish's sites, right Antoinette? Oh wait! That didn't happen. It seems that Dervy's been posting things that violate the terms of service, and that caught the attention of Blogger, right Buttstench Anthony al dervish? Ya know, you seemed to have shot yourself in the foot, Dervy boy... (5/3/2019 at 9:54am).

Mystere's musings are total rubbish. For the reasons I stated in the first paragraph of this commentary. If I had violated Blogger's TOS and if my violations had come to the attention of Blogger... they would have informed me. Which they DID NOT (and have not). As for violating Blogger's TOS, I can't imagine that hacking into Google would NOT be a violation. I'll have to look into reporting Mystere's infraction and getting him booted from Blogger permanently.

Update 5/7/2019: Found a threat directed at this blog from Mystere on Rusty Shackelford's site (which he does not read). FYI, Mystere... I advise you to leave my blog alone. If you go after WYM and get Google to take it down I will make sure the same happens to Moonbat Slayer.

Mystere: Hey Rusty? Want to make The Lowly Regarded Imbecile Dervish Sanders cry? I might go after Whoz Yo Mama and get Google to ban it. link

Because of how Rusty Shackelford set up his comments, there is no way to know on what date the above comment was made. I suspect it was recent, however.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym112.

I Hear The Blogger Butt of Jokes Mystere (A Low IQ trumper) Likes It In The "Endo"

According to Mystere I am gay as well as a pedophile. Even though pedophiles are usually heterosexual males. But Mystere is a bigot who hates gay people. Including himself (he is a closeted homosexual). Mystere also believes he has "followed the digital breadcrumbs" and discovered my "true identity and address".

Mystere attempts to cover up the fact that he is a gay man (something I do not have a problem with) with lies about how "hot" women are attracted to him. He claims his "choice" is a well endowed White woman. As if any hot woman would chose him.

BTW, Mystere... what happened to your efforts to "expose" me? The last post in which you attempted (and failed) at doxing me was awhile ago. Since then... nothing. Even though you created a label and therefore I expected further posts.

Images photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. First photo provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-111.

Insane In The Pea Brain: More Nutty Observations From The Low IQ Trumper Mystere

Is Mystere insane or just incredibly gullible? I'm leaning toward the later due to the fact that most of what he finds humorous involves the anus and things (poop and farts) that come out of this hole. Suggesting to me that, mentally, he is like a child. On the other hand, many of Mystere's beliefs (as expressed on his blogs) are quite insane.

The words I attribute to Mystere in the Photoshoped images above are based on posts and videos I read and watched on his numerous blogs. Everything contained within these two bubbles is a 99 percent accurate representation of Mystere's actual nutty beliefs. Believe it or not...

Images photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Original photos provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-110.

From The Insane Pea Brain Of The Low IQ Trumper Mystere

According to Mystere, "I have a sense of humor, unlike you". Mystere's "sense of humor" is juvenile and usually fart or poo-centric. If I were forced to choose between having no sense of humor or a Mystere sense of humor, I would choose none. Anyway, here is a Photoshop I created that Mystere may find hysterical. Or he may not. Either way, ENJOY!

All the words in the two bubbles above are based on things I read on Mystere's blogs and are a 100 percent accurate representation of actual Mystere beliefs. Insane as they are...

Images photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Original photos provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-109.

The "Trumpian Era" Summed Up

Meme found on the sidebar of the trumper blog "Who's Your Daddy" with a caption (added by the blog proprietor Lisa), "The Left Summed Up". I refer to the image on the right. The image on the left was created by me in photoshop (using Lisa's image as a starting point).

The "Trumpian era" is what the blogger Minus FJ believes we are currently in. An "era" which will continue past tRump's 2nd term when his daughter Ivanka is (somehow) elected predisent. Putin can only sway public opinion so much with his social media machinations. Getting the daughter of the Orange Turd elected president would be a mighty tall order. Not that convincing the public that a racist misogynist reality teevee buffoon would make a good president wasn't a tall order. Still...

Image photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-108.

I Do Not Have A Problem With The Fact That Mystere Is A G@y Man

Mystere, a closeted g@y man, does not like me. I am sure he knows the feeling is mutual. However, my dislike of Mystere has nothing to do with the fact that he is an effeminate homosexual who likes wearing women's underwear. Or that he is married to the love of his life, a male wrestler who goes by the name "Rikishi". I wish Mystere and his husband Rikishi many years of wedded bliss and anal intercourse.

I do have a problem, however, with Mystere due to his hypocrisy. According to Mystere's rhetoric, he hates g@y people and believes they will all burn in Hell for eternity. Mystere believes himself to be a Christian and that God hates and condemns g@y people. Even though he is closeted and in denial regarding his sexuality. You need the help of a psychiatrist, Mystere. You will never be happy until you can accept yourself for who you are -- a g@y man.

If Mystere were to get the help he so desperately needs he'd stop spewing hate for others who are just like him. Although the other g@y people that Mystere hates aren't closeted and in denial as he is. Which likely explains his hate for these people. They accept who they are, while he does not. And that angers him greatly.

If I had to guess, I'd say the fact that his mother impressed upon him the "evil" of homosexuality has something to do with him despising himself. Mystere's mother (it is my understanding) is a rightwing Christian bigot who would disown him if she ever found out her son has sex with other men. Especially if she ever discovered he used to blow homeless guys at the bus stop by the dozens (per day).

This all goes back to when, at a young age, Mystere was sexu@lly abused by his father. Would Mystere have turned out g@y if his dad had not forced him to perform or@l sex on him at the age of 7? Or an@lly r@pe him with regularity? Not being a psychiatrist, I surely cannot say. But clearly Mystere needs the help of a certified mental health professional.

To discuss his abuse at the hands of his father when he was only 7, as well as how sexually excited he gets when he smells flatulence. A mental disorder known as "eproctophilia". Although, if Mystere wants to play the rusty trombone and blow into his husband's anus as he toots, that is really none of my business. So long as Mystere keeps to himself what is taking place between consenting adults. I really do not want to hear from him how yummy Rikishi stinkfaces are.

What I DO take exception to is when Mystere inflicts his perversions on others. I've heard that Mystere sexually abuses animals. Or, that he has sexually abused his dog (a poor animal he named "Buttstink") and that he dreams of or@lly copulating with a horse. Specifically a male horse. I do not know if he has acted on this unnatural urge. Concerning the horse, I mean. Sex with dogs the pervert describes as "the pleasure of a lifetime".

Animals are unable to consent and I absolutely do condemn Mystere for raping canines. The creep, as per my sources, hangs around dog parks and masturbates while sitting on a park bench. With a newspaper in his lap as he checks out male dog butts. He likes watching them poop. Before he leaves he checks out the trash cans for plastic wrapped "treats" (dog droppings disposed of there by the dogs' owners).

Yes, this guy is a total sicko. I say that NOT in regards to the fact that he is g@y. Only the other stuff. Cut it out, Mystere! Before you get in trouble with the law. But Mystere might enjoy serving "hard" time. And being forced to give or@l pleasure to Bubba, Big Tiny and all their friends. But I doubt he would otherwise enjoy losing his freedom. Being locked up and possibly beaten for being g@y.

My advice to Mystere is that he STOP fcking that chicken. Even if (as I just confirmed via a Google search) the sexual assault of an animal in California (where Mystere lives) is only a misdemeanor. Something I perhaps should not mention, as Mystere may take that fact as a license to rape man's BEST friend to his heart's content. It might be better to lie and try and scare Mystere "straight".

Poor Buttstink. His life must be a living hell, to be sexu@lly assaulted by Mystere on a regular basis. It probably isn't that bad, however. Given the fact that Mystere's weenie is so small. Buttstink likely barely feels anything when it is inserted into his rectum.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym107.

Orange You Not Glad Dotard's Dad Emigrated From Germany? (Idiot Predisent lolz #4)

The USA electorate that elected Hillary Clinton by a 51.11% majority would have preferred that Dotard's dad had not emigrated to the US. Then his idiot son would have either been born and stayed in Germany - or emigrated himself but not be "natural born" and therefore ineligible to "serve" as predisent.

Although Dotard's dad was actually born in the United States. But predisent Grandpa, "speaking in the Oval Office Tuesday ... said that his father was born in a very wonderful place in Germany".

US President Donald Trump once again falsely claimed on Tuesday that his father was born in Germany when he was in fact born in New York in 1905. Trump made the comments from the White House where he was meeting with the head of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO), Jens Stoltenberg, and admonishing Germany for "not paying its fair chair" in defence spending. EuroNews 3/4/19, 0:28.

It was during this same meeting with Jens Stoltenberg on 4/2/2019 that The Dotard railed against what he called the "oranges" of the Mueller report.

It seems Dotard knows he isn't using the right word, since he clarifies by adding "the beginnings". So why does he repeat "oranges" 3 times?

"I think he's suffering from pre-dementia. And it's only getting worse", said John Gartner, a clinical psychologist with practices in New York City and Baltimore. ... "The evidence is right in front of our eyes"... (4/3/2019 Huffpost article by S.V. Date).

Perhaps we shouldn't be laughing at an old man with dementia. On the other hand his followers will dispute that the Orange Turd is not mentally all there. They will insist that Dotard is a GREAT leader and we should absolutely stick with him. Don't forget the supposed cognitive test that tRump "aced", proving there is no problem. Right. I believe that as much as I believe the tRump doc who said Dotard would be the healthiest president ever.

Turns out that was a lie. Harold Bornstein later admitted that he did not write the letter, but it was dictated to him by tRump. As if we did not already know that. tRump's health problems are being covered up. Just as the Mueller report is being covered up and whatever is in his tax returns is being covered up.

Video: How I fee about the many Dotard cover ups. He CAN'T keep getting away with it. In the meantime... we continue to laugh at the idiot AND his cultists.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-106.