Fake Dotard Prophet & Ex-Fireman Mark Taylor Wrongly (Surprise!) Predicted The Downfall Of George Soros

An ex-fireman who says God told him dotard donald tRump would be elected in 2016 is still selling himself as a "prophet". Even though he said God told him that dotard donald would be re-elected in 2020. So he was wrong. Oh, no... wait... donald tRump did win. But Joe Biden "stole" the election. So that means Mark is batting 1000.



Hmm. So God told Mark Taylor in 2018 that George Soros would be "taken down". Apparently his assets have be frozen? Presumably because he was involved in something criminal? Otherwise why would his assets be frozen?


Above is a picture of the @sswipe and fake prophet who made the false prediction. George Soros was not "taken down". Yet this "prophecy" from God (via Mark Taylor) was made over 6 years ago. What does the YouTube video say? I don't know. I clicked Mystere's link. I did end up on YouTube, but there was no Mark Taylor prophecy video. I see no message that says the video was removed either.

My guess? Mark Taylor (or whoever uploaded it) removed it because it didn't happen. Because the prophecy was fake. God never told Mark Taylor that George Soros would be taken down. Yet Mystere (due to being a total dupe) continues to believe that fake prophets like Taylor are in communication with God. He says, when I point out the obvious fact that these "prophets" are lying, that I am calling God a liar.

Because? I guess because God told the prophets and they are just passing the information along. So, if I call them liars (re the info that came from God), then I'm calling God a liar. But that's faulty logic, Mystere. Because God is not talking to "prophets" such as Mark Taylor or Robin Bullock or Kat Kerr. These people are lying for $$$$. They are NOT prophets. They are not in communication with God.



Post authored by the Pro-Biden, Anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym300.

Mystere (A Hate Filled tRump Cultist & Fake Christian Who Loves Ethnic Slurs) Eager To Gloat With Glee If President Biden Dies

According to the low IQ magamoron Mystere I "gloated with glee" when I heard that Ivana tRump had died (possibly by "Clintoncide" according to a comment on Lisa's blog).

Except that I really don't care about Ivana tRump's death. She married donald tRump and procreated with him, resulting in three horrible humans being born. Aside from those facts I really don't give a shit about her.

Yet, even though I did zero gloating, somehow Mystere knew I gloated bigly. As he tells it, I gloated offline in the company of three people I know.

You lie, Boofing Assface Dervish. You gloated with glee over her death the moment you heard about it, then started wishing all the Trump family members starting with President Trump and the rest of the extended family would die horrific deaths very soon. You wished a very early horrific death of his youngest son Barron the moment you found out about Ivana's death. You were dressed in a blue tee shirt at that moment, and having a tuna sandwich that you bought at a deli section at a Kroger grocery store. You were with Cheryl, Vince and Mavis, laughing about her death, but Cheryl and Mavis rebuked you for celebrating her death. God heard every wicked and profane word and the thoughts you had at that moment, of which I will not repeat here. Your curses will backfire against you at the worst possible moment for you when you least expect it. Posted by Mystere (using his "Rattrapper" account) to the trumpturd blog "Who's Your Dadday" on July 16, 2022 at 6:56 AM.

So I do own several identical blue t-shirts. Navy blue, actually. Aside from that everthing Mystere writes is false. I don't know people with those names. I think (though I am not sure) Mystere believes these are family members of mine. The moron has brought up the name "Cheryl" before. I asked him who he thinks this person is, but he won't tell me.

I live in Tennesse while Mystere lives in California. So where is he getting this (incorrect) information from? He probably just made it up, but I think it is completely possible that he believes what he wrote is factual. I copied what Mystere wrote into a text message and sent it to my brother. In reply my sibling wrote, "Is this person insane?"

I texted back "I think so". Is Mystere convinced that he knows what transpired during a private conversation thousands of miles away because God told him? Does he believe himself to be a budding prophet?

There are many "prophets" who are in direct communication with God. They tell Mystere that "Joe Bidet" stole the presidency. Some of the primary bullshitters Mystere listens to are Robin Bullock, Steve Schultz, Kat Kerr, and Kent Christmas.

Among others. There are a lot of rich rightwing "pastors" who all know (because The Lord told them) Joe Biden stole the presidency and donald tRump is God's chosen one. In a video "prophesy" Mystere posted to his blog, "pastor" Timothy Dixon revealed that Joe Biden will die in office (though the YouTube is currently unavailable).


Can there be any doubt that Mystere would gloat with glee were President Biden to die? Perhaps from covid? Would I "gloat with glee" if donald tRump were to die? Absolutely YES. Though only to anger trumpturds.

I am not praying (as Mystere is re Joe Biden) for donald tRump to die. I would rather he be convicted and sent to prison for a long time. Dying would be too easy of an escape. I want him to pay for his crimes and to suffer many bigly humiliations before he dies (and faces punishment from God).

I say Mystere projects his lust for the deaths of those he hates onto me. According to Mystere I also gloated with glee when Shinzo Abe died. Below is a comment I supposedly submitted to Mystere's "Cleveland Foxers" blog (he didn't publish it but did save a screengrab).



Mystere is a pseudonym thief and a bigly comment faker. This is a fake comment. I never submitted a comment about the death of Shinzo Abe to any of Mystere's blogs. I have never referred to Shinzo Abe as a "Jap". Mystere likes to place ethnic slurs in my mouth. He created a fake account (using my Blogger display name and avatar) that he uses on Lisa's blog to post fake comments.

Mystere (using this fake account) protrays me as a Hitler fanboy who posts offensive comments in German. Despite the fact that actual Hitler fans post on Lisa's blog. Or continue to post (Minus FJ) and used to post but no longer do because they are deceased (Franco Aragosta).



For the record, it is Mystere who is a bigly Hitler fan (not me). Mystere (using his Qanon account) claims that "Adolf Schittler" is my buddy because he frequently (very frequently) writes (on Lisa's blog) "Heil Schittler" (using HIS "Adolf Schittler" account). Then has me (using his fake Dervish Sanders account) reply in kind.

"Proof" I love Hitler. "Dervish Sanders Hates Jews" is a searchable category on his blog. I don't hate Jewish people and have never written anything indicating I hate Jewish people (this is more Mystere projection).

Mystere claims that "Hitler" is my middle name.



My Blogger profile says an interest of mine is "presidential assassination". Apparently my intent in listing this as an interest was to incite someone to kill predisent dotard donald. Unfortunately my plan didn't work.

The picture is of a person named Anthony Sanders. He is someone who lives in Tennessee who is not me. Although Mystere is convinced that I am Anthony Sanders. He says he followed the "digital breadcrumbs" to uncover my true identity (a juvenile court judge from Waverly TN).



Mystere has even more proof that I'm a racist. Below is something he says he found on the dark web.



Maybe Mystere found the above recipe for "Racist Chow Mein" on the dark web, but the recipe wasn't authored by "Dervish Sanders". I don't use ethnic slurs, Mystere does.



In the above comment Mystere writes about another delusion he had regarding my collusion with some guy who has a Hispanic name. Gustavo Gonzalez was "accused of illegally selling sick and dying dogs to unsuspecting customers responding to his Craigslist ads".

Evidently, given that the "greaser" Gustavo is my "Mexican slave boy", these crimes were committed at my direction. Even though the crimes were committed in Los Angeles California (where Mystere lives).

Mystere, a bigly supporter of donald tRump's moronic wall, hates Mexicans. Also people of Mexican heritage. To him they are all "greasers" and "beaners".



Mystere said I authored a post titled "Beaners Should Get Automatic US Citizenship Immediately". He linked to it on his "Donkey's Revenge blog". But, given that the link was fake, it displayed "Sorry, the page you were looking for on this blog does not exist" when clicked. Though Mystere falsely claimed I removed the post. I didn't remove it, I never wrote it. No such post ever existed.

Below is another fake comment authored by Mystere.



While I do point out that most African Americans vote Democratic, I have never referred to a Black conservative as an "Uncle Tom". But Mystere fakes comments from me referring to Black Conservatives as "Uncle Tom" regularly.

I criticize minority conservatives for their views and what they say, not for their ethnicities.



Mystere authored the above fake comment after I critized Dinesh D'Souza's debunked 2,000 Mules political (fantasy) film.

Dinesh D'Souza can not be deported. He is a naturalized US citizen and we are stuck with him. Same as how we are stuck with all the US-born trumpturds who hate democracy.

I wouldn't write that Dinesh D'Souza is a "cow worshipper" because Dinesh D'Souza identifies as Catholic, not Hindu. Also Hindus do not worship cows. Google says "Hindus do not consider the cow to be a god and they do not worship it. Hindus, however, are vegetarians and they consider the cow to be a sacred symbol of life that should be protected and revered".

Also, I'm not a racist, so wouldn't insult D'Souza for his Indian heritage. Dinesh is an outlier. Most Indian-Americans vote Democratic. The fact is that any given minority is more likely a Democratic voter than a republican voter. I love my fellow Democrats. I don't care if they are White or non-White.

Mystere, a trumpturd, is a racist and a bigot. Despite being a minority himself. He is an outlier like Dinesh.

Mystere calls gay people "queertards". Mystere projects HIS hate and racism onto his perceived enemies, but Mystere voted for the racist Orange Turd and for the party that represents White Supremacy, bigotry and misogyny.

BTW, I have never wished a curse upon anyone. I don't believe in curses. Barron tRump may very well be a horrible person. I have no idea. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt until I hear otherwise. Even though his father is one of the most horrible persons who has ever lived. And his older siblings (Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka and Tiffany) are all horrible.

Fred Trump Jr, despite being born into a family of despicable turds, was a decent person. That all the Trumps (excepting Fred Junior and his children) were horrible is a fact anyone who has read Mary Trump's book knows.

Mystere (a trumpturd cultist) is also a horrible person. The evidence I have laid out in this post proves it. Are all trumpturds horrible people? I say yes. To varying degrees. How else could anyone STILL support tRump and wish to see him return to the White House?

But Mystere is among the worst of the worst. He'd deny it, but the evidence is strong that he absolutely would gloat with glee bigly if (or when) Joe Biden dies. While in office (which, given that Joe Biden is a super ager, is very unlikely). Or years after his second term ends (if uptheEndo is still alive himself).

btw, I'm not wishing death upon Mystere (or attempting to "curse" him). I don't care whether he dies soon or lives many more decades. I only speculate that Joe Biden could outlive Mystere. Mystere is not a youngster, but a 60 year old man. And definitely not a super ager.

Also, people (like Mystere) who are filled with hate could die early as a consequence. Being filled with hate (as per the website Everyday Health) "creates a destructive state of mind that wreaks havoc with your physical health and emotional well-being".

Though Mystere will ignore my warning (if he reads it). Because he is convinced that I am the hater. Why I laughed when Ivana tRump died and wished death upon the Orange Turd and his spawn (in the delusion he posted to Lisa's blog). Also why I use ethnic slurs to disparage minorities who disagree with me politically (despite the fact that it is Mystere who does this).

Post authored by the anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym283.

Low IQ Magaturd Mystere Broken Up Over Bisexual Rep Madison Cawthorn's Loss

LOL! What a dope. I guess Mystere doesn't have a problem with Madison being bisexual.


Madison must be bisexual because there are lots of women who say he sexually harassed them. Probably why Mystere overlooks the gay stuff.

BuzzFeed News spoke with more than three dozen people, including more than two dozen former students, their friends, and their relatives, who described or corroborated instances of sexual harassment and misconduct on campus, in Cawthorn's car, and at his house near campus. Four women told BuzzFeed News that Cawthorn, now a rising Republican star, was aggressive, misogynistic, or predatory toward them. Their allegations include calling them derogatory names in public in front of their peers, including calling one woman "slutty", asking them inappropriate questions about their sex lives, grabbing their thighs, forcing them to sit in his lap, and kissing and touching them without their consent. 2/26/2021.

"David Madison Cawthorn (born August 1, 1995) is an American politician who has served as the US representative for North Carolina's 11th congressional district since 2021".

...but not anymore. After two years the voters decided they'd had enough. Not because of his terribleness, but because a group with no moral compass leaked a nude video.


In the video, a nude Cawthorn thrusts his pelvis into another man's face. The man? Apparently it's his cousin.

Here's another video that shows a male staffer touching Madison's crotch.


In the 4/29/2022 Daily Show clip below Trevor Noah covers all Madison's scandals up until the "nude thrusting video".


Hmm. Me, I'd say that Madison Cawthorn is the one whose moral compass is askew. But he's a bigly trumpturd who defends the ex-predisent. And hates on trans people. So, to Mystere, he's a good guy. In reality he isn't returning to the House due to his terribleness, but the deluded trumper Mystere blames the American Muckrakers PAC. Because they did the country a huge favor by helping Madison lose.

In this final video, comedian Steve Hofstetter breaks down the sordid history of the scumbag Madison Cawthorn. The evidence is overwhelming that Madison is a very bad dude. Even dotard donald was apparently completely weirded out by Cawthorn's antics. Yet continued to support him... because Madison was onboard with the lie that the presidency was stolen by Joe Biden.


tRump would undoubtly not have been weirded out at all if the videos were of Cawthorn with a female staffer touching his crotch. Or if the nude thrusting video was with a female cousin. Though Mystere (who insists he is a Christian and is anti-gay) apparently thinks nothing of this. That the video was released is what angers him. Which I doubt would be the case if similar videos were released featuring a Democratic politician.

It's safe to say that Mystere would be bashing that politican as gay and praising whoever released the videos. Because Mystere is a phony Christian and a bigly hypocrite. Me, I don't have any issue with Madison being bisexual or dressing in women's lingerie. It's the misogony, transphobia, hypocrisy that I have an issue with.

Myst3re (aka Edw@rd uptheEndo) has BBs for Brains. What follows is a small portion of a transcript from a Rumble video featuring several rightwing "pastors". Robin D Bullock (aka Robin Bull$hit) is an extremely wealthy fake pastor who has Mystere (willingly) hoodwinked. Prophets and Patriots Episode 1: PROOF 2020 WAS RIGGED -- with Robin Bullock and Guests. Robin Bull$hit: Awhile back I gave a prophetic word. I said pray for Madison Cawthorn. This was way back. Because how they're going to try to do him is the way they're going to try to attack the prophets. Now, when he came in and brought insight into what's going on there in DC, then they all attacked him. Trained elephants and donkeys together attacked him. Until he's out. So now he's gone. Now you see what kind of attack is coming against the prophets. Steve Schultz: Jeez. Robin Bull$hit: So we're in the time of the great lie. Most of this political realm you're looking at is brought to you by Soros Inc. You're seeing all of this take place. Well, anyone that knows, as someone who said one time... who's got BBs for brains... the election was stolen. ... The Lord told me he [Joe Biden] was a jackal. ... it's the time of the jackal.

Post authored by the anti-tRump fake prophet hating blogger Dervish Sanders. wym281.

Mike Pence Went Against God's Will By Not Refusing To Certify The Election Results. As Per Abortion Obsessed False Prophet Robin D Bullock

After Joe Biden defeated donald tRump in the 2020 election, but before VP Pence certified the results, false prophet Robin Bullock (a liar who trafficked his soul to Satan for 42 million dollars) prophesied that VP Pence would have the courage to do the right thing and (as per a 1/5/2021 Dotard tweet) "reject fraudulently chosen electors".

Partial transcription of audio from a YouTube dated 9/11/2021... although Bullock is obviously talking about (and making predictions concerning) events prior to VP Pence (in a ceremonial role) certifying the 2020 election results... Bloodthristy Democrats love killing kids. ...people try to declare oh this has nothing to do with the physical. Nothing to do with the physical really. Well tell 345,600 babies in the fiscal year of 2018. That it had nothing to do with the physical when the nation was almost swimming in their blood ... This fight is mainly over the slaughter of the innocent. You cannot believe I know that people in political realms would go to such lengths just to kill children. Donald tRump won in a landslide ...you see, donald trump, a man who gave up everything, even to his own cut in pay, for a life he did not have to do. That's right he - listen now - he has already been elected. No I'm... not making that plain I guess. And i'm sure under this video today YouTube will put, "uh they have confirmed Joe Biden as this and this this". He [Donald tRump] has already won the presidency. He won it that night. God is in control. Unless people don't listen to him. ...and make no mistake it's going to try to culminate on the 6th [although] we think, "well it was prophesied. It's got to happen. don't it brother Robin?". No it don't. Because the church has been taught a lie. The same thing Islam believes believe it or not. If an islamic - some extremist gets on an airplane and crashes it somewhere - he believes it was the will of god that he do it. If he decides not to do it at the last minute? It was the will of god that decided not to do it at the last minute. If he decides to veer left it was the will of god that he veered left. If he decides to go up a little bit and then go down it was the will of god in his mind to do that. If he says two words today it was the will of Allah that happened. [Allah is what] they call God. If, no matter what he does - or she does - it's the will of their god. ...does that sound familiar to you? Well God's in control. And Allah is not God. He was one of 360 gods that Mohammed picked out because he could slaughter people under his name. But the one true living god the god of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob - the god and father of our Lord Jesus Christ the only true god. Jesus the only king of kings and lord of lords. He's god. But when you turn and say he's in control? Really? There was a Vietnam correspondent back during the Vietnam war one of the most horrible wars this nation has ever seen. A war that our men and our young boys were just bodies thrown in front of bullets. A war they were thrown into and wasn't [were not] allowed to win. But they fought valiantly. They fought with everything in them. And they're all heroes to me. Everyone that fought in Vietnam is a hero to me. And they'll always be hailed as that to me. There was a correspondent. He wasn't even a Christian. Said he wasn't a Christian. He was covering the war and after the atrocities. ... This correspondence said "I've always heard that God is in control". Now this guy's not even Saved. But he wrote this in a big article. He said "I've always heard everybody say God's in control ... After what I've seen, if God is... in control... he's got this world in a mess. Because there's been one world war after another. God opposes the "slaughter of babies" aka "Human sacrifice" that Joe Biden supports. I don't know how many babies murdered to this date in abortion mills, but I know it's over 30 million this year. This year! Nine midwestern states was the last count anyone could fill up with the babies that have been slaughtered. Whole generations have been taken. Do you think God's in control of that? He's against human sacrifice. Condemns human sacrifice and forbids human sacrifice. How can you say he wants Joe Biden as president when he's going -- the first day in office killed 345,600 babies in the coming year? Proof God is in control, but only if people listen to him. We've got it all squirreled up God's in control. He'll just do what He wants to. ...brother Robin, He didn't do what He wanted to with you until you decided to let Him. He wanted to save you how many years ago? How many times did you turn him away before you accepted him? Well I thought, He's in control. He said i'm not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance. But everybody's not going to repent. There will be people in Hell - you do know that, right? - but it wasn't God's will for him [them] to be there. The bible says we are co-laborers with God. He has a part and we have a part. [What I think Bullock is saying is that tRump will become president - because he has already won - but only if Mike Pence submits to God's will and rejects the "fraudulently chosen electors". Which, obviously he did not. Mike Pence did not play his part to stop the slaughter of innocent babies].

This rightwing "pastor" believes himself to be a "prophet" in communication with God. Or (more likely) he lies to his followers about being a prophet in communication with God. Though (as per the transcript above) his prophecies can be foiled. If people God calls on fail to do their part. Why low-IQ trumpers like Mystere will never stop believing. These "prophets" can't be wrong. If their prophecy does't come to pass it's not their fault.

In this case the prophecy not coming to pass was clearly Mike Pence's fault. Why he won't be the GOP nominee for potus in 2024. Yet, apparently Mike Pence thinks he could be the nominee and possibly the next president. I say he (if he does run) will drop out quickly. The evilvangelical base (deluded fools like Mystere who think they are Christians) have to hate him for his betrayal. LOL.



Another low-IQ trumper, "Nancy CubaCanada", regarding the video above writes (in the YouTube comments): "I have a question because I became little confused. If the Lord gives a prophecy maybe happen or maybe don't? Trump was willing and fighting for the government, the church was praying, the people voted for him. I believe what the Lord said about Trump will happen".

Ha ha ha. It did not happen and will not happen. Mike Pillow delusions aside. Dotard isn't going to be reinstated. The people didn't vote for him. Or, more people voted for Joe Biden. The election wasn't stolen.

Though (as it has recently been revealed) it wasn't because God told Mike Pence to do his part so his "chosen one" Dotard would be reinstalled... and Mike told God NO. Or maybe he did tell God NO? In which case I've got to wonder (given that Pence is super religious)... why would Mike listen to Dan Quayle over God?

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym267.

The Oracle Mystere Speaks... "The Illegitimate President Bidet Must Resign Or Face Punishment From God"

As per the trumpnutter Minus FJ, "Mystere is an oracle along the lines as the oracle at Delphi or Dodona". The oracle Mystere sez President Joe Biden is in bigly trouble for stealing the election from the choice anointed by God, Dotard tRump.


Does Mystere believe himself to be an oracle or a prophet? No, as I originally pointed out to Minus, Mystere is only listening to rightwing ministers on YouTube. Liars who say Dotard was anointed by God and that Joe Biden stole the election, angering God. Mystere is a moron. Also a false Christian.

According to Mystere "God has repeatedly tried to reach out to Dervish, yet Dervish keeps spewing his hate for the righteousness of God, calling it evil in front of God's own eyes". QED he absolutely believes the false "prophets" he listens to.

Liars like Robin D. Bullock. "This is a hoax. I am not the legitimate president" is what Biden should say before resigning. Paving the way for the "legitimate" president, Dotard Donald, to return to power. QED Mystere is insane. Joe Biden will not admit the election was stolen because Joe Biden did not cheat.

The American people, faced with a choice between the terrible dotard donald and the competent Joe Biden, made the correct decision. Contrary to what conspiracy theory nutters like Minus FJ believe. Minus sez it's a "bigglier lie" that the election was legitimately won by Joe Biden. An inane a claim from Minus as his claim that Mystere is an oracle :P

btw, Mystere, I don't have to change any letters (replacing the "n" at the end of "Biden" with a "t") to make a joke out of your last name. The fact is, I have it on good authority that Mystere (a homophobe) actually likes it up the endo. aka he's a self-hating closted gay man. LOL.

It also pretty easy to make fun of dotard's last name without changing any letters. Given that "trump" is a slang word in the UK that means fart. I've also heard that "MAGA" is an acronym that stands for "massive ass gas attack".



Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym258.

"Christian" Nutjob Mystere Listens To Chad MacDonald, "Prophet" Who Sez President Joe Biden (The Representative of The Forces of Darkness) Will Be Checkmated By God

The magamoron Mystere (commenting on Lisa's blog using the alias "Qanon") continues to insist that President Joe Biden is going to face consequences imposed on him from the Almighty. Why? Because Joe Biden "stole" the election from the candiate who was anointed by God, Dotard Donald.

Previously Mystere posted a video on his blog featuring false prophet Robin Bullock. As per Bullock, The Lord is offering Joe Biden a chance to repent. Which he could do by "admitting" he stole the presidency. After which he would need to resign. Then (I guess) he'd have a chance to get back in God's good graces. Or at least to escape his wrath.

Another fake Christian named Chad MacDonald sez he is a "prophetic revivalist" and has "prophetic dreams". In a recent comment on WYD Mystere linked to a Chad YouTube in which the the founder of "Revival Fire World Ministries" makes some absurd predictions regarding President Joe Biden.

[Partial transcription of Chad MacDonald Youtube] (2:59) Even so I, says the Lord, am unable to acknowledge him with that title [President]. Because there is an illegitimacy around him. ...in the next ... weeks and even in the months to come you will see a sure revelation. ... There is going to be an uncovering of the things that are hidden. ... I will shake the ground of this nation. Surely, as I shake the ground of this nation, so I shall shake the seat and heart of this nation. The very seat of power of this nation will be gripped with uncertainty and fear ... For says the Lord, I have heard the prayers of my people. The cries of the children have risen before me, sayeth God. I am not slack concerning my promises. ... My might shall be revealed upon this nation. ... I am going to shake the heart of corruption from this government. ... The Absalom* that has attempted to seat himself where he does not belong. There shall surely be divine justice. (7:13) The Spirit of God is going to confront the wickedness that has seeded themselves down in the deep state of this nation. ... God is about to turn the tables on the Devil. God is about to put checkmate on the forces of darkness in this nation. ... God is going to have the last word... [End Chad McDonald partial transcription] *Absalom [described as being "worthless and treacherous"] ... is first mentioned as murdering his half brother Amnon, David's eldest son, in revenge for the rape of his full sister Tamar. For this he was driven into banishment, but he was eventually restored to favor through the good offices of his cousin Joab. Later, when some uncertainty seems to have arisen as to the succession, Absalom organized a revolt. For a time he seemed completely successful... [but] Absalom ... was completely defeated in “the forest of Ephraim” (apparently west of Jordan) and killed by Joab, who found him caught by the hair in an oak tree.

Apparenlty President Joe Biden is in bigly trouble with God for legitimately winning the election. Because God was rooting for Dotard Donald. If you believe as Mystere does, which is that these "prophets" are in communication with The Lord. Which (for the record) I do not (though I think they may be in communication with Satan).

IMO these self-proclaimed "prophets" are liars who have fooled Mystere bigly. And, as a consequence for his devotion to Dotard Donald (an evil man), Mystere may very well end up (when the time comes for his dirt nap) being sent to the eternal BBQ pit. QED it is Mystere who needs to repent and pray for forgiveness, not our current president.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-257.

Mystere (A Deluded Low IQ Magamoron) Thinks President Joe Biden Should "Admit" The Election Was Stolen. The Lord Is Giving Him A Chance To "Repent And Resign"

President Joe Biden will not "admit" to your delusions, Mystere. Joe Biden is the legitimate president! The election was not stolen.

Mystere believes himself to be a Christian. Despite being a strong supporter of Donald J. tRump, an evil White Supremacist who encited his followers to riot at the Capitol (in an seditious attempt to steal the presidency from Joe Biden).

In Mystere's delusions God is on tRump's side and is angry that Joe Biden committed massive voter fraud to guarantee his illegitimate win. God's anger represented by the photoshopped image below (also from Mystere's blog).

Apparently The Lord (in this image) was issuing a warning to Joe Biden (by knocking him down as he climbed the stairs to board AFO). What will happen if Joe Biden does not resign, Mystere? Will The Lord strike Joe Biden dead?

It will NOT happen, but say Joe Biden did "admit" the election was stolen? Then what happens, Mystere? Do you think Donald tRump will be inaugurated to serve a second term?

Another false prophet Mystere listened to was Mark Taylor. According to the retired firefighter, God himself had a hand in the elevation of Dotard to the White House. As per Taylor, "Donald Trump will sail into re-election in 2020 because the LORD's righteous right hand is upon him". How did that work out, Mystere?

If God wanted Dotard Donald to be president and if God told Mark Taylor that Joe Biden would be defeated and the Orange Turd would retain the White House, why isn't Dotard Donald still predisent, Mystere? Did God lie to his "prophet", Mark Taylor? Is Satan more powerful than God?

Or is it that these people Mystere listens to (Mark Taylor, Robin Bullock, etc) are lying sacks of shit who want to keep the donations from deluded "Christian" dupes (fools like Mystere) flowing?

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-256.