Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Predisent Dotard tRump Evaluated (As Well As Thoughts On The Never-To-Be-Built Wall)

Doddering old bigot energized by Adderall.
Obtuse cultists mesmerized by lies.
Never will a wall be constructed from sea to shiny sea (nor 1 thousand miles)*.
Anus lips and orange face disgust.
Loudly claiming he cares for the common man which is a lie.
Down with taxes on the uber wealthy and corporations, inflating the debt.

The real National Emergency is that the president is an idiot.
Racist cultists (AKA "very fine people") chant "Jews will not replace us".
Unconvinced by facts, they call the truth "fake news".
Moron with a limited vocabulary.
Putin installed and controlled traitor who betrayed his country and should be hung.

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*In a 1/25/2019 White House rose garden speech Dotard said, "We do not need 2000 miles of concrete wall from sea to shining sea". That is as per the corrected transcript. What the Orange One actually said was "shiny sea". As for the length, Dotard said (on 10/28/2015) "they built the Great Wall of China. That's 13,000 miles. Here, we actually need 1,000 because we have natural barriers. So we need 1,000". So, not "sea to shiny sea", but still a considerable length.

But 1000 miles of wall will NEVER be built. Most of the land on which the wall would need to be constructed is privately owned. Owned by Texans (the state where you'll find 1,254 miles of the 1,954 mile border with Mexico) who say they will fight (in court) any attempt by the tRump administration to seize their land via eminent domain.

Ann Coulter is saying NOW that "the only national emergency is that our president is an idiot". But she was dumb enough to believe that the tRump would literally start constructing the wall on DAY ONE of his presidency.

Immediately following the election of the Orange Turd, Coulter said the plan for tRump's first 100 days was to immediately begin building the wall. Not allowing any time for legislation to be written, voted on by Congress and sent to the predisent's desk for his signature. Sure, Ann.

At least she knows his bullshit "national emergency" won't work, saying his latest move (the National Emergency) is "all for show". Unlike the WYD idiots (two of the "stupidest people in Trump's base") Rusty Shackelford and Franco Aragosta (aka FreeThinke). Both of these dupes recently commented about how tRump should "finish" building the wall he has not started building.

Video: At a rally on 12/2/2015 in Virginia tRump answered the question of a young boy who asked "What are the walls going to be made of?" According to tRump, his 1000 mile wall would would be constructed of hardened concrete, not steel slats. Fencing is not a hardened concrete wall! The recent legislation (which Dotard signed) provides for 55 miles of fencing, NOT a wall.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-94.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Ode To A Fat Narcissistic Racist Misogynist Orange Turd (A Poem)

A fat racist misogynistic narcissistic orange turd is filled with hate.
His predecessor he continues to castigate.
"I've brought prosperity" the Turd does crow.
The Black man who came before made the economy blow.
The Turd cares not that this is a lie.
The poorly educated believe him, their intelligence is not high.
Very fine people who are Nazis and in the KKK love the Turd.
Omarosa heard the tape where he repeats the N-word.
A White Nationalist who calls himself Franco screams "ni**er" out loud.
Yet has the temerity to claim the racists are in the opposing crowd.
The Turd betrayed his country to steal an election.
For a majority of voters the turd was not their selection.
Putin in Helsinki admitted the Turd was his guy.
The fat racist Turd is a traitor and should fry.

Video: Mar 11, 2025. DW News. Craig Unger says donald tRump is indeed a Russian asset.

Note: I say the Orange Turd should fry, not that he must. I'd be satisfied with a extremely lengthy prison sentence. This is not a death threat but a call for justice.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym071.

Friday, March 30, 2018

An "Ignorant Peasant Lout" Proffers An Accurate And Honest Evaluation

Fartbreathed Fool.
Reviled Racist.
Evangelical Pseudo Christian Hypocrite.
Egregious Stupidity In Support Of An Orange Turd.
Thinks Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire is Terrific.
Hate-filled Anti-Semite.
Irrational Cultist.
Narcissistic Nincompoop.
Killing of Enemies His Foul Obsession.
Evil Servant Of Satan.

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Note: The first letter of each line spells "FreeThinke". FreeThinke, a deluded member of the Orange Turd Cult, has the habit of accusing others of his sins. For example, he recently urged me to join AA. Not Alcoholics Anonymous, but Assholes Anonymous. I'm an asshole and I'm negative because I don't support the Orange Turd. I'm positive FT supported Obama during his presidency and therefore could not be accused of negativity when the president was Black (not).

BTW, "Narcissistic Nincompoop" is a link to a WYD comment by FT in which he refers to me as an "ignorant peasant lout". As per Mr. Thinke, "ignorant peasant louts always imagine that people with unusual talents must be mad". This was in reply to a comment in which I guessed that Thinke's posting of the same comment over and over (and over again) might be sign of insanity.

"Killing of Enemies His Foul Obsession" is a link to a comment in which FT writes that he'd like to see "Marxicrats" dead. Or "pushing up daisies". A comment he follows up with an evil laugh. Thinke has also told me I should "take a douche with equal parts ammonia and muriatic acid". After which I should "gargle with hot Clorox".

This wish that I suffer an agonizing death from someone who claims to be a "Godly man". Right.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-35.

Saturday, March 10, 2018

The Ballad Of FreeThinke, Brainwashed Member Of The Orange Turd Cult (A Poem)

FreeThinke is a serious #trumpdupe.
"I only believe lies I like", said the man whose brain has turned to poop.
If you disagree he'll compose a nasty poem about you.
He's a name calling man child, that surely is true.
Cite facts Thinke does not like and he'll wish that you die.
Proof in his addled senile mind he's a great Christian guy.
Trump is a nitwit, but Thinke believes he is great.
The Black thug who was prez before is way below second rate.
Thinke, a racist misogynist, says if you oppose the Orange Turd it's Satan you love.
Thinke will be surprised when he croaks and his soul is directed below, NOT above.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-31.

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

FreeThinke Kicks The Bucket (An Epic Poem)

A man who claimed to be a free thinker laid down for a nap.
"I am unwell" he said, "In fact, I feel like crap".

That he was deathly ill FreeThinke was unaware;
his doctor didn't tell him because he simply did not care.

"Thinke is a racist asshole and everyone hates his guts".
The doctor laughed when he found a nasty fungus growing on the Thinker's nuts.

"This disease that's attacked Thinke's balls..."
"...means he does not have long left before the Grim Reaper calls".

"You're in excellent health Mr. Thinke", the doctor lied.
Later that evening FreeThinke died.

He never woke up, a relative informed the Thinke clan.
A celebration party that day they proceeded to plan.

Meanwhile, FreeThinke, aware he had shuffled off his mortal coil,
ascended to the sky and not that place where you burn or boil.

A figure in shimmering white robes appeared before the Pearly Gates;
Thinke's assumption was that the Lord himself was there to welcome one of the Greats.

"Welcome to the afterlife my good and faithful servant".
"You've done so many deeds that prove you've truly earned it".

"A devout and pious Christian man I am", the Thinke chap agreed.
"Few have served you better" I always have believed.

The Trump chauvanist Thinke, a smile on his face;
was not prepared for what came next, something that caused his grin to be erased.

Throwing off his cloak, the figure then revealed, "I'm not who I appear".
"You assumed I was a servant of the light, but you were quite wrong I fear".

FreeThinke dropped to his knees and cried, "there has been a huge mistake".
"Oh no" Satan replied, "you lived your life as a fake".

"You're no follower of Jesus Christ, with a heart so full of hate".
"You absolutely will not be admitted to Heaven on this date".

With a wave of his hand the Prince of Darkness opened a portal straight to Hell.
"I played a practical joke on you, Thinke" Old Scratch found it hilarious to tell.

FreeThinke tried to scream, but Satan grabbed him by the throat.
"You're coming with me, you Evil man, it isn't up for a vote".

Suddenly Saint Peter appeared; "Satan be gone" he commanded.
"You too, FreeThinke, your name is not in the Book of Life" the doorkeeper reprimanded.

"Fuck you, Pete" FreeThinke roared.
"That I'm a beter man than you is a fact that cannot be ignored".

"An egomaniac, a racist, a bigot and a misogynist is what you are".
"Even though you realize it not, your soul is black as tar".

"Get lost" Saint Peter told FreeThinke. "There is no way you will get in".
"You are a man who is unrepentant for a life lived full of sin".

"That is not true" FreeThinke protested, but Peter turned his back and walked away.
"Your eternal torment awaits" Satan chimed in. "Let's get going without delay".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-28.