Mystere (High On Shrooms) Gets Angry, Throws An Infantile Temper Tantrum And Posts Lies On His Hate Blog

Actually that is what the low-IQ blogger says I did. He refers to me posting about idiocy from his blog. But I say what's going on is explained by projection. Why the hell would I throw a "temper tantrum" in reaction to Mystere's stupidity? My post was making fun of Mystere. Mystere's stupidity doesn't make me angry, he's the one who has to go through life as a total moron.

What made me "angry", according to Mystere, was the fact that, when he claimed (on his blog) the actor Willie Garson caught AIDS and died, I pointed out that he lied.

Or maybe Garson got the covid vaccine and that killed him. Mystere can't decide which. It's possible the covid vaccine killed Willie Garson. Because Mystere is a paranoid lunatic who subscribes to the conspiracy theory that the covid vaccine contains poison and those who made it are intentionally trying to kill large numbers of people (the "thin the herd" conspiracy theory).

On the other hand, Willie Garson was gay. So he might have died from AIDS. Because Mystere is a homophobe who thinks God hates gay people as much as he does. Despite the fact that Willie Garson only played a gay character on the TV program "Sex in the City" and was (in real life) a straight man.

"Not so" Mystere says in his post. Garson actually had a boyfriend. Mystere says I should "do my homework". Even though I couldn't find any "entertainment source" that says Garson had a male lover.

In his commentary Mystere insinuates I am gay. And that I am committing homosexual acts with another blogger he hates. One who is married to a woman. I say this is (possibly) more projection. Not that I would have any problem with Mystere being gay. What I have a issue with is his hypocrisy -- being a self-loathing gay man who attacks others for being gay (whether they are or not).

On the other hand, it is possible Mystere is a straight homophobe. Despite being anally obsessed. And talking about farting, sniffing farts, and consuming "white gravy" all the time. Not that gay people are obsessed with farting. Though the farts that Mystere talks about most of the time are those of the WWE wrestler Rikishi. A man Mystere might be sexually attracted to.

"Flingo" is the sockpuppet sidekick to an idiot who calls himself Mr. Methane. Clearly Mystere wishes he was this "Flingo". If he were, he'd be around (and able to sniff) any gas which escapes from Paul Oldfield's anus (Mr. Methane's acutal name). This is obviously more projection.

Whether or not Mystere is gay I can't say for sure. But he surely an eproctophile. Which is a person who derives sexual gratification from the smell of flatulence. In Mystere's case, the toots of the wrestler Rikishi and a "flatulist" who calls himself Mr. Methane. Never does he mention a woman who farts. You can draw your own conclusions.

Not that I necessarily have any problem with this either. To each his own. Though Mystere should really get some psychological help. Because he hates that he might be gay. And that he loves sniffing farts. Why he projects these characteristics onto his perceived enemies. Mystere refers to me as "mein blog enemy".

BTW, it's Mystere who hacks into people's accounts. Or into mine. Though, given Mystere's extreme stupidity, I suspect he had someone smarter do it for him. But it was my Google account that was hacked. I've never hacked into anyone's account to "harvest" information.

As for -FJ (aka Minus) being an ally -- Minus (I am positive) realizes Mystere is a useful idiot. Why Minus defends Mystere. And why he expends so much energy coming up with ridiculous explanations as to why Mystere's stupidity is correct.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym270.

"E" Is For Eproctophilia, Which Is Good Enough For Mystere

Mystere calls himself "Mr. E" on Twitter. While people might think the "E" stands for "End0" because that is Edward's last name, that would be an incorrect assumption. I mean, why shorten "Endo" (which is 4 letters) to "Mr. E" which is 5 characters (including the period and the space)? Clearly that makes no sense. Obviously the "E" in "Mr. E" stands for Eproctophile, which Mystere is. Someone sexually excited by sniffing farts, that is.

Mystere (a closeted homosexual) is married to the WWE wrestler who goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Obviously Mystere does not have to fantasize about getting Rikishi stinkfaces. Or about then sticking out his tongue and having a "wet lick". Given that he can get a stickface and butthole lick whenever he wants. Although maybe Mystere dreams about Rikishi passing gas in his face when his husband is away from home. I've heard that Rikishi spends many hours on the road due to his profession.

Rikishi, the breadwinner in the relationship, works his tail off to support his shiftless husband. Rikishi is quite angry with his mate due to the fact that Mystere is always frittering away his husband's hard earned money buying stuff online. Mystere's latest addiction is collecting dildos molded from the penises of famous gay porn stars. When Rikishi saw his latest credit card bill he blew his top. Mystere (as a punishment) received a bare-bottomed spanking that left his buttocks a fiery red and quite sore for several days.

By the way, Mystere's admission that he probed his anus with his finger (then licked it) is something he attributes to me. He posted a comment on WYD using a sockpuppet he created using my Blogger handle and avatar. But it was clearly written by him. Probing his anus and licking the finger being something Mystere would clearly do. Although Franco played along, I doubt he was actually fooled by Mystere's juvenile retort (such a comment being right up his alley).

For the record, yes, this blog is now 100 percent about Mystere. All Mystere all the time. In fact, I'm thinking about changing the name of the blog to "Inside Endo's Head AKA Mystere Is A Jackass" (based on the title of a blog Mystere created to express his hatred for Irl Hudnutt).

Finally (for those of you who may be wondering), zero posts that appear on this blog have (or ever will) be published in Out Magazine. Because (for one), Mystere is not "out" but in the closet (as previously noted).

Image photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Photo provided by Irl Hudnutt. wym113.

I Love Farts! (A Fartbreath Mystere Commentary)

Howdy. Time for another rare post by me, Eddie Mystere, AKA Fartbreath Mystere. As you likely know, I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Also huffing them. Seriously, I love farts; both the smell and the taste.

Anyway, the reason for this post today is to address the ongoing feud between myself and the primary author of this blog, Anthony Sanders. Although he goes by "Dervish" for some reason. As opposed to using the name he was given at birth, which is "Anthony".

It seems that Anthony (aka "Dervish") is quite upset with me for revealing his true identity and address. Also calling him by MY nickname, "Fartbreath". For the record, I am known by "Fartbreath" because of my love of farts. Mr. Sanders, as far as I know, is not a fellow eproctophile. I did ask him if he wanted to join my phart sniffing club, but he told me "no way". He told me he thinks farts are disgusting and not an odor to be enjoyed. As I enjoy the odor.

Personally I do not understand why more people don't love farts as much as I do. Gas expelled from the ass smells fantastic as far as I am concerned. My sense of smell must be superior to that of the ordinary human. But I accept that most people (oddly) do not love farts as much as I do.

Anyway, back to the feud between Dervish and myself... he says I am going to regret messing with him, but the truth is he is going to regret messing with ME. I WILL make him pay. By writing posts on my blog about him farting. Also, how much I would like to smell those farts. That will show him.

And I will continue exposing him. Soon I will be reopening my blogs and posting additional secrets that Anthony would rather people not know. Secrets that will embarrass Anthony so much that he will almost certainly threaten to sue in order to get me to stop. But I laugh at these threats of lawsuits! Try it Anthony, and you'll end up disbarred for sure. Because I will file a countersuit.

You can't get away with trying to stifle my First Amendment rights, Anthony! The world has the right to know about your sexual perversions, Anthony! Much as you surely want to keep them hidden. Because Anthony's secrets being revealed will most assuredly get him disbarred and result in him losing his job as a Judge.

btw, you may be asking yourself WHY THE HELL would Anthony allow me to post my "lies" on his blog? The answer is that (as Anthony told me) he's allowing me to "expose myself as an idiot". Sure, Anthony. Keep believing that. As long as you keep allowing me to post on your blog, I don't care what you think.

Also, you're wrong. The truth is that I have exposed myself as being incredibly smart. A "stable genius" like our magnificent president. Evidence of my smartness? I followed the digital breadcrumbs and discovered your true identity, Anthony Sanders. Something that got YOU spooked, Anthony!

Image: Anthony Sanders and his peepaw Ralph Sanders.

Post authored by Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Trump-supporting phart sniffer. WYM-99.

Meet WYM Co-Author, Fartbreath Mystere

Greetings, enemies. My name is Eddie Mystere, although you can call me Fartbreath Mystere. I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Especially those of my husband, a very famous WWE wrestler that goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Impressed? You should be.

I have been a contributor to this blog since the beginning. Although I have authored very few commentaries. Lately I have been very busy writing commentaries for my numerous blogs on the topic of moonbat men who have sex with dogs. This is a subject that I am extremely interested in. As you may or may not know, when a man has sex with a dog it is the pleasure of a lifetime. For the dog. For the man it feels pretty good too. I assume.

I say "I assume" because sex with a dog is illegal. I am therefore denying that I have ever boinked a canine. But if I were to insert "little Mystere" into a male dog's anus it would feel GREAT. You could ask my dog, Buttstink Too. If he could talk. Which he can't and therefore can not rat me out. Although I don't know why he would, since I am giving him the pleasure of a lifetime by having buttsex with him. Or I would be, if I were to do that. Which I absolutely never will (admit to doing).

BTW, I changed my Blogger display name awhile ago. Previously I went by the name "Klansman Mystere" and claimed I was a member of the Klan. Honestly I did intend to join that very fine organization. Turns out they didn't want a "chink" as a member and I was told to "f*ck off". "Chink" is a ethnic slur usually referring to a person of Chinese ethnicity. The word is also sometimes indiscriminately used against people of East Asian appearance (Wikipedia excerpt)

Please note that the primary author of this blog does NOT approve of the use of the slur "chink". I mention this because Dervish Sanders, after looking over my commentary, insisted that I make it clear that he disapproves of the use of ethnic slurs. Me, I don't have a problem with them. I use them myself. In regards to myself.

By which I mean that I've used ethnic slurs to describe myself in faked comments on my (suspended) WordPress blogs. I'm talking about comments I faked to make it look like the Blogger This One used a racial slur to disparage me. I doubt this upstanding and very smart blogger (who I hate) ever visited any of my WordPress blogs, though.

Unfortunately Dervish Sanders did look at my WordPress blogs, notice I was faking comments by him, reported me to WordPress, and got my WordPress blogs suspended.

Dervish Sanders should be very worried because I am plotting revenge. He will be sorry that he ever messed with me. I told him this, so I don't know why he continues to allow me to contribute to this blog. It might be because "Fartbreath Mystere" is a spoof ID. Although I stridently deny this scurrilous accusation. "Fartbreath Mystere" is just another of my many IDs. Some which I acknowledge are mine, others which I claim are my "team members" (but are really just sockpuppets).

Anyway, back to farts. I love to eat them (as I previously mentioned). I also love sniffing them. The sulfurous aroma sexually excites me. I like to crouch behind my husband and yank out some white gravy while he toots in my face. It gets me high when I deeply inhale my husband Rikishi's fragrant farts. BTW, I know you are judging me! But don't knock it until you try it. The white gravy belongs to Rikishi, and (for the record), I was referring to a reach-around.

Now, given that I am a man who is married to (and has sex) with a man, you may assume I am a homo. Let me assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. I am a straight Christian dude who acknowledges the fact that homosexuality is vile in God's eyes. This is why I identify as straight. Yes, I am a sinner (as we all are) but being a sinner does not make me gay, Libturds!

Note that this introductory posting replaces my previous introductory commentary "Meet WYM Co-Author, Klansman Mystere". I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Klan. I lied. Just because lying is fun. Like I said, I did try to join but was told to beat it. Their loss.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. Note that this post could be satirical in nature. It depends on whether or not "Fartbreath Mystere" is a parody ID. wym54.