The Van Impe Prophecy. Proof I Am A Real-Deal Prophet?

Monday, September 10, 2018.

Truly, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom. Matthew 16:28.

This could just be a coincidence. I mean, I prophisized that an 87 year old man was going to die eventually. So, I'm not a prophet? ON the other hand, Jack Van Impe (of Jack Van Impe Ministries) was completely convinced that he would never die. Instead he would be swept up in the Rapture and be transported to Heaven bodily. That is, he would go to Heaven without dying. But he did die. On January 18, 2020.

So, my prophecy that Jack Van Impe would not make it until the Rapture occurred turned out to be accurate. Though I do not believe there will ever be any "Rapture". It is not in the Bible @



The Second Coming is another way that Jack Van Impe could have avoided dying. If he was still alive when Jesus (as per the Christian belief) returns to rule over the Earth. Wikipedia says "A 2010 survey showed that about 40% of Americans believe that Jesus is likely to return by 2050". Obviously Jesus has not returned. Also, Jack Van Impe is definitely dead.

But Jack Van Impe thought he would be among those swept up in the Rapture. And that he would depart Earth (bodily) to be with God in Heaven. While those Left Behind would have to go through the Tribulation. Before the 2nd coming. Well, I don't know if he thought he personally would absolutely never die. Only that some people of the generation that is living wouldn't.



In the video above "The Rapture Explained" (posted 13 years ago) Jack Van Impe says (10:39) "we are the generation that will not die". And, near the end of the video (14:51), Van Impe says "I can hear the knock right now, it's that near. It could very easily be December 21, 2012. But I won't set that date".

At 47:12 in this video Jack Van Impe says "the generation that lives to see what I've just told you shall not pass from the earth. We're going up. Amen, Rexella".

"We can know that HIS coming to the Earth is right in the future. Because every sign is here. Israel a Nation and controlling Jerusalem. and he says when you see those two that's it. So we now know that every sign pointing to his coming of the earth is here [the second coming]. Therefore we go home earlier seven years before that" [in the rapture] 48:23.

So, from 2012 going forward, Jack Van Impe thought the Rapture could happen at any moment. He lived 8 years more (2012 to 2020). So, if the Rapture had occurred in that timeframe, he would have been caught up in it. FOR SURE. In his mind. In reality*? I don't know (*a reality in which the Rapture is something that will ever happen).


I looked it up, and it turns out Jack Van Impe bigly supported donald tRump in 2016. Of course. It seems all these religious hucksters are for tRump. Google says "Jack Van Impe is an American televangelist who has a net worth of $2.5 million". They are also all millionaires. Or there are surely a LOT of them who are.

It seems giving people hope there is life after death is bigly profitable. These "prophets" are telling people what they want to hear, as opposed to telling people things they don't want to hear. And they want to hear that donald tRump has been "chosen" by God. That he is "God's chosen leader".

The fake prophet Mark Taylor knows this. He went from a being a retired fireman to a published author. His book, The Trump Prophecies was made into a movie. Even though the movie lost money, I'm sure Mark Taylor was paid.

Taylor is still presenting himself as a "prophet". Even though he said donald tRump was going to be reelected in 2020. But he was (obviously) wrong. Now he's saying tRump will return to the White House in 2024. So, what's he going to say when Joe Biden is reelected to a 2nd term? (not a prophecy, just something I think should happen).

On 9/10/2018 the blog turd Mystere falsely prophesied, "we will see President Trump serving as President until 2025". This was an incorrect prophecy/prediction that Mystere included in a commetary on his "moonbat slayer" blog (linked to above). This is the post I replied to when making my correct prophecy.

How is donald tRump going to serve as president until 2025, Mystere? He's going to be elected this year, then croak immediately after taking office again?

Post authored by the Pro-Choice real-deal prophet Dervish Sanders ;) wym308.

Evil trumpturd Mystere Hates Hillary Clinton's Grandchildren & Wants Them To Be Executed In The 2nd donald tRump Administration

Wikipedia: Chelsea Clinton married investment banker Marc Mezvinsky on July 31, 2010, in an interfaith ceremony at the Astor Courts estate in Rhinebeck, New York. Mezvinsky is Jewish ... Their first child, a daughter named Charlotte, was born on September 26, 2014. Their second child and first son, named Aidan, was born on June 18, 2016. Shortly after Aidan was born, the family moved to the nearby Flatiron District. Their third child and second son, Jasper, was born on July 22, 2019.

myfoxmystere: Chelsea Clinton is not innocent either. She has aided and abetted the Cabal with her crooked husband, a nephew of George Soros. She will likely face execution in the upcoming military tribunals, along with her husband and children. June 10, 2023.

Snopes: Chelsea Clinton is married to George Soros' nephew. Our verdict is FALSE. On 26 October 2016, Donald Trump surrogate and former Charles in Charge actor Scott Baio took to Facebook to share some new "discoveries" he had unearthed about the Clinton family. Chief among them was the claim that Chelsea Clinton had married the nephew of billionaire and philanthropist George Soros. ... it's unclear where Baio "discovered" that Marc Mezvinsky was the nephew of George Soros, as this claim is demonstrably untrue. The billionaire had one brother, the late Paul Soros, who fathered two children, Peter and Jeffrey Soros. Therefore, George Soros has two nephews, Peter Soros and Jeffrey Soros, neither of whom employs the pseudonym "Marc Mezvinsky" or is furtively married to Chelsea Clinton.

myfoxmystere: It appears liberal buffoon Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666 has been feeling the heat after he read this post. He posted his usual lies and far left extremist propaganda on his hate filled Satanic garbage dump after his queer sniffing and snorting urges and binges. Word to Dervi$h bin §atan-§ander$666: THREAT➡ twisting and adding to God's Prophetic Words only heaps more judgements against you on the day or night you take your dirt nap, which is coming sooner than you think.

Note to Mystere: Mark Taylor is a fake prophet. His lies are NOT "God's prophetic words". And I did ZERO "twisting" or "adding". I quoted what you wrote about how you want HRC's grandchildren executed, you evil Turd! You can SHOVE your Satanic death threats, a$swipe.



Post authored by the Pro-Biden, Anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym301.

Fake Dotard Prophet & Ex-Fireman Mark Taylor Wrongly (Surprise!) Predicted The Downfall Of George Soros

An ex-fireman who says God told him dotard donald tRump would be elected in 2016 is still selling himself as a "prophet". Even though he said God told him that dotard donald would be re-elected in 2020. So he was wrong. Oh, no... wait... donald tRump did win. But Joe Biden "stole" the election. So that means Mark is batting 1000.



Hmm. So God told Mark Taylor in 2018 that George Soros would be "taken down". Apparently his assets have be frozen? Presumably because he was involved in something criminal? Otherwise why would his assets be frozen?


Above is a picture of the @sswipe and fake prophet who made the false prediction. George Soros was not "taken down". Yet this "prophecy" from God (via Mark Taylor) was made over 6 years ago. What does the YouTube video say? I don't know. I clicked Mystere's link. I did end up on YouTube, but there was no Mark Taylor prophecy video. I see no message that says the video was removed either.

My guess? Mark Taylor (or whoever uploaded it) removed it because it didn't happen. Because the prophecy was fake. God never told Mark Taylor that George Soros would be taken down. Yet Mystere (due to being a total dupe) continues to believe that fake prophets like Taylor are in communication with God. He says, when I point out the obvious fact that these "prophets" are lying, that I am calling God a liar.

Because? I guess because God told the prophets and they are just passing the information along. So, if I call them liars (re the info that came from God), then I'm calling God a liar. But that's faulty logic, Mystere. Because God is not talking to "prophets" such as Mark Taylor or Robin Bullock or Kat Kerr. These people are lying for $$$$. They are NOT prophets. They are not in communication with God.



Post authored by the Pro-Biden, Anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym300.

Anti-Vax trumpnutter Mystere Retweets Catturd BS Re Jamie Foxx Hospitalization Being Caused By The Covid Vaccine

Add Jamie Foxx to the list of celebrities who have died (or suffered serious health consequences) after taking the Covid vaccine.


The trumpturd Mystere (who goes by "Mr. E" on Twitter) is a bigly anti-vaxxer. Previously he blogged about how "Sex And The City" actor Willie Garson died after getting the vaccine.

Now he's retweeting a fake story about actor Jamie Foxx being "partially paralyzed and blind after being pressured into getting the COVID booster shot ahead of filming a new movie".


That Jamie Foxx's medical issues were caused by the Covid vaccine were refuted by a representative for Foxx. Entertainment Tonight says "Jamie Foxx's rep shuts down conspiracy theory about his health issues".


Betty White is another celebrity who died after receiving the covid vaccine. Though I couldn't find anything about it on Mystere's blog. Surprisingly.


Mystere is also praying for the deaths of Barbara Boxer, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders. A post on his "Donkey's Revenge" blog says "Dervi$h og-al bin §atan-§ander$666 will be throwing a hissyfit when 2 of his fake god idols in Congress and the Senate pass away on the same day".

The most likely cause of death? Old age would be my guess. Mystere says two of these people will die on the same day. According to a "prophecy". The post is titled "2 Will Die On The Same Day Prophecy Coming To Pass".

Mystere (a hate-filled fake Christian) believes God hates who he hates. And he (God) is taking out Democrats. Because God gave Democrats a chance to repent but they didn't take it. So now they will pay with their lives.

"Who knows which 2 wicked liberal clowns will croak and keel over on the same day?" Mystere writes. Which of the many fake prophets Mystere listens to made this prediction? The post does not say. It could be Mark Taylor again.

Mystere posted on another of his blogs a "prophecy" from the fraud Mark Taylor that Chelsea Clinton, her husband and her 3 young children will be sent to Gitmo and executed.

btw, as per "Celeb Investigator", "Eric Marlon Bishop, known professionally as Jamie Foxx ... is a fervent supporter of the Democratic party [who] donated $30,400 to the DNC (in 2009), and a few years later ... another $17,900 to Barack Obama's reelection campaign".

Mystere probably wishes death upon Mr. Foxx as well. Though his retweet of Catturd (real name, Phillip Buchanan) says it's "horrible" (that Jamie's health problems are due to the Covid vaccine).

So who knows. Mystere surely agrees with "MagaDONian Princess". She writes (in a reply to Catturd's tweet) that Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates should go to prison.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-285.

Mystere (A Deluded Low IQ Magamoron) Thinks President Joe Biden Should "Admit" The Election Was Stolen. The Lord Is Giving Him A Chance To "Repent And Resign"

President Joe Biden will not "admit" to your delusions, Mystere. Joe Biden is the legitimate president! The election was not stolen.

Mystere believes himself to be a Christian. Despite being a strong supporter of Donald J. tRump, an evil White Supremacist who encited his followers to riot at the Capitol (in an seditious attempt to steal the presidency from Joe Biden).

In Mystere's delusions God is on tRump's side and is angry that Joe Biden committed massive voter fraud to guarantee his illegitimate win. God's anger represented by the photoshopped image below (also from Mystere's blog).

Apparently The Lord (in this image) was issuing a warning to Joe Biden (by knocking him down as he climbed the stairs to board AFO). What will happen if Joe Biden does not resign, Mystere? Will The Lord strike Joe Biden dead?

It will NOT happen, but say Joe Biden did "admit" the election was stolen? Then what happens, Mystere? Do you think Donald tRump will be inaugurated to serve a second term?

Another false prophet Mystere listened to was Mark Taylor. According to the retired firefighter, God himself had a hand in the elevation of Dotard to the White House. As per Taylor, "Donald Trump will sail into re-election in 2020 because the LORD's righteous right hand is upon him". How did that work out, Mystere?

If God wanted Dotard Donald to be president and if God told Mark Taylor that Joe Biden would be defeated and the Orange Turd would retain the White House, why isn't Dotard Donald still predisent, Mystere? Did God lie to his "prophet", Mark Taylor? Is Satan more powerful than God?

Or is it that these people Mystere listens to (Mark Taylor, Robin Bullock, etc) are lying sacks of shit who want to keep the donations from deluded "Christian" dupes (fools like Mystere) flowing?

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-256.

Mystere And His Old Boyfriend Chad Reconnect

Mystere walked to the mailbox located at the end of his driveway in an Orange County California suburb. He was really depressed after the midterm election results. Mystere voted a straight GOP ticket, yet the OC threw out all their republican representives and replaced them with Democrats.

"This must be part of God's plan", Mystere mused. Soon the Deep State witch hunt will be revealed and Hillary Clinton will be arrested and jailed. Then (in 2020) Donald Trump will be elected to a 2nd term. As fireman Mark Taylor had prophesied. Just thinking of Satan's minon (the Hildabeast) behind bars caused Mystere to smile. He started skipping and chanting in a sing-song voice.

"Lock her up. Lock her up". No matter that it hadn't happened yet. Any day now Mystere was SURE that the headlines would read Hillary Clinton Arrested. Now that Jeff Sessions had been replaced with Matthew Whitaker, the Clinton arrest was sure to happen any day.

Mystere reached the end of the driveway. Opening the mailbox revealed a number of envelopes, most of them bills addressed to his husband, Rikishi. The house husband was so glad that he didn't have to worry about such things any longer. Rikishi, a successful world famous wrestler, was fairly well paid for his work as a WWE performer.

Mystere was about to close the lid when he noticed a package pushed all the way to the back of the box. Reaching in Mystere grabbed the parcel and withdrew it. Printed on the front of the rectangular box wrapped in brown paper was his name, Mystere. In the upper left hand corner, instead of a return address, the sender had written a friend. There was no postage or postmark.

"I wonder what this is?" Mystere pondered. Possibly a mail bomb?

Mystere took the mail (including the bomb) inside. After dropping the bills on his husband's desk, Mystere looked around for his canine, Buttstink.

"Is this a bomb, Buttstink?" Mystere held the box close to Buttstink's nose. "Buttstink says no", Mystere declared after reading the dog's expression. He shook the box violently. "I think that would have set it off", Mystere concluded. He placed the box on the kitchen table, then tore off the wrapping.

Removing a sharp knife from the butcher block, Mystere sliced into the packing tape that sealed the unwrapped cardboard box. Suddenly he slipped and cut a deep gash into the side of his hand. "Owww! My hand" Mystere screamed, dropping the knife. Blood sprayed from the wound. Mystere ran to the kitchen sink and ran cold water on his hand. The pain was unbearable. Mystere almost passed out from blood loss. He started crying.

"No, Mystere. Be a man" he commanded himself. Then he grabbed a kitchen rag and wrapped his owie. "Screw the a-hole who sent me this cursed package", Mystere lamented.

But the box was open, so Mystere decided to look inside. Bending back the cardboard flaps, Mystere found an envelope. On the envelope it said To Mystere from your friend, Pookie Toot Toot. What could it be, Mystere wondered. Placing the envelope aside for the time being, Mystere dug into the packing peanuts.

Eventually Mystere fished out a half dozen paper envelopes. Written in crayon on each of the envelopes were the words Astral Mushroom Spores.

"Am I supposed to smoke or snort them?" Mystere wondered. Maybe the letter would provide the sought after information. Opening the letter Mystere began reading.

It said, "Mystere, I apologize for stealing your bong and three bags of weed. I couldn't help myself. Please accept as my apology the enclosed Astral Mushroom spores. Trust me, these will get you super high".

What followed were instructions on how to plant and grow the mushrooms.

"Damn it!" Mystere swore. "Why couldn't Pookie send me already grown mushrooms?" Mystere went out to the backyard. In the corner of the property was an old greenhouse, build by the previous owner. Mystere knew there were some bags of potting soil in there. He found some clay pots and scooped some of the dark, rich soil into them. Then he took the pots back inside.

Mystere opened the basement door. This was a dark damp place that would be perfect for growing mushrooms. Although it scared Mystere to go down here. There might be ghosts. Or one ghost, specifically. Flipping on the lights, Mystere carefully made his way down the stairs which creaked under his weight. Mystere placed the box containing the spores on a old wood table located in a corner of the basement. Along with the soil filled clay pots.

Mystere took one of the pots over to an ancient cast iron sink and ran some water over the soil, making sure it was good and damp. He opened one of the paper envelopes and sprinkled some of the spores over the moistened dirt, as per the hand written instructions. "That should do it", Mystere announced. Mystere glanced at an ice chest in the other corner of the basement. It was old, but still ran. Luckily.

Mystere didn't know where he'd keep his pizzas and ice cream sandwiches if it quit working. Also Chad's dead body. Mystere approached the freezer. It hummed loudly. Opening the lid, Mystere picked up some pizza boxes, just to check if Chad was still there. Mystere poked the body, which was wrapped in plastic. Chad was pretty solid by this time, having been frozen for over a year.

Mystere thought back to that day. His phone rang. Answering it, Mystere heard a voice say, "Mystere, it's me, Chad". Mystere was a little shocked, given that it had been almost a decade since he'd heard from his old boyfriend.

"I thought you died from AIDS" Mystere replied icely.

"No, I'm alive", Chad said. Silence. "I heard you got married" Chad said finally.

"You heard wrong. Unlike you, I'm not a fag", Mystere angrily replied.

"Really? I heard you were cohabitating with the wrestler Rikishi".

"Yes", Mystere confirmed. "For legal reasons we decided a contract would be best. Nothing wrong with two totally straight bros taking advantage of the fag marriage law to protect themselves. Legally speaking".

"You could have hired a lawyer to write you up a cohabitation agreement. As opposed to getting married", Chad interject.

"Nah ah", Mystere countered. Silence. "So what the f*ck do you want, Chad?" Mystere said after several seconds of uncomfortable silence.

"I wanted to know if I could come see you" Chad explained.

"No. No way. I don't want to see you" Mystere answered. "I'm already here. I knocked on your front door but nobody answered. I saw Rikishi leave alone and figured you were probably inside the house". "Nope, I'm at the grocery store" Mystere lied. "Your car is in the driveway" Chad countered. "I went for a walk" Mystere lied again. "I'm looking right at you" Chad said, calling Mystere on his lie.

"Impossible. I'm in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. That's why I ignored the knocking". Then Mystere looked out the bathroom window and saw (to his shock) a face starring in at him. It was his ex boyfriend Chad. "Hi". Chad waved. Mystere hung up his phone. "Excuse me, I'm pooping" Mystere yelled at the face in the window. "Actually, it looks like you're m@sturbating" Chad remarked, peering in the window.

"I'm m@sturbating and pooping. Not that it's any of your business" Mystere replied angrily. "Is it ok if I just come in?" Chad asked. "I already tried the back door and it's open. I didn't want to barge in on you, however". "Sure. Come in through the back door. I'll meet you there". "OK. I'll do that" Chad said, then disappeared. Mystere quickly stood and pulled up his underwear and pants (without wiping). Then ran to the bedroom.

Mystere went to his knees and put his hands under the bed. Then he pulled out a metal box. After entering the combination (1-2-3-4-5) the box flipped open. Mystere pulled out his husband's gun, a black 9mm. Mystere tucked the gun into his waistband, then, after grabbing the silencer, headed to the back door.

Mystere entered the vestibule (off the kitchen) and immediately heard knocking. "Ok, I'm coming" Mystere yelled. "Can I come in?" Chad asked, opening the door. "Yeah, it looks like you're already doing that, Chad" Mystere replied. Chad shut the door behind him. "So, what is it, Chad?" an annoyed Mystere queried his unwelcome guest.

Post authored by the anti-Trump, anti-Myst3re Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym90. TF-11.

Trumperism Is An Evil Anti-Christian Cult

The #JumpAgainstTrump meme encourages people opposed to Trump to leap to the deaths. Nice. Remember when the prior president said there was not a Red America or a Blue America, but we're all in this together? Democrats want to help everyone while Trumpers want those who oppose their predisent to die.

I write on this topic because this meme recently appeared at the top of the Who's Your Daddy blog. Looking into it, however, I found that a Catholic priest posted this same meme to his FaceBook page awhile ago. I remember now that I heard about it at the time.

Philip J Pizzo, the priest in question, said he Facebooked the meme encouraging suicide because the thought it was funny. Phil's Twitter bio says "I am a Roman Catholic Priest for the Diocese of Brooklyn, currently the Pastor of St. Benedict Joseph Labre in Richmond Hill NY".

If you check out his Twitter feed, you won't find much there. I looked for a Facebook page, but the Philip Pizzo page I found has little content and no image (so I can't be sure it's the right guy). The Diocese of Brooklyn released a statement that said Phil apologizes in addition to deleting the post. Maybe he deleted his FB profile as well.

At least Phil realizes it's probably best for him to stay away from social media. Lest he be tempted to offend again. Apparently this jerk didn't like Obama. What a surprise.

Anyway, Lisa, the proprietor of WYD, is a little late to the party in regards to this meme as this business with the pro-suicide priest went down in January of 2017. The kicker here is that this supposed man of God ministers to a largely Hispanic immigrant congregation. The very people trumpers despise.

Also ironic is that, while this meme was at the top of WYD, several trumpers were telling me (in essence) that abortion should be outlawed. Because, as all good "Christian" trumpers know, abortion is "murder". But if you're anti-Trump and kill yourself that's OK. Likely because you're going to Hell anyway.

This I deduced due (in part) to a proclamation by the trumper Mystere (a low-IQ imbecile) that Donald John Trump is God's chosen one. This is something he heard from the "prophet" Mark Taylor. The "prophet" Mark says he "had been given a vision of Donald Trump coming to the White House to start cracking God's Whip".

I'm thinking the false prophet Mark Taylor either received his vision from Satan, or he's a flim flammer who saw an opportunity to make some money selling a book to idiots like Mystere.

Donald Trump is a good representative of Right-wing Christianism, IMO. It is quite contrary to how it presents itself, the same as the deceiver Donald Trump. Both say they are good but they are evil-doers. This explains why, on one hand these self-proclaimed Christians say suicide is a sin, but on the other encourage people who disagree with them politically to kill themselves.

Fake Christian trumpers take note, "be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap" (Galatians 6:7-9). The time for those who oppose Trump to despair has not yet come! Mueller and the projected Blue Wave should give us hope that we will be able to rid ourselves of this evil man.

If not? If Trump wins? Then we are all in for a world of hurt and misery. The idiots who voted for him might decide to jump for Trump, though not out of love for the Orange Turd, but because Trump's policies have ruined their lives. People like soybean farmers who could see their livelihoods destroyed by Trump's foolish tariffs.

But I will take no delight in trumper despair if they realize they were duped by a con man. I do not want millions of people to kill themselves. Unlike the WYD proprietor, apparently. Although, if pressed, she would probably say it's a "joke". Like the "priest" who FaceBooked a pro-suicide (for people who disagreed with him politically) meme because he thought it was "funny".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-66.

Mystere Serves Satan

"Despite the right wing's assertion that they represent morality, this book precisely articulates how the exact opposite is true. Jesus would, by definition, necessarily have been a liberal. No doubt".

"Jesus Was a Liberal" is a 2010 book by The Reverend William L. McLennan Jr. The Reverend teaches ethics at the Stanford Graduate School of Business. The preceding paragraph is a review of his book by a verified Amazon purchaser.

As a Progressive Christian I agree with the review (although I have not read the book in question). Mystere, a low-IQ imbecile who comments on the trumpy blog Who's Your Daddy, takes the opposite view.

mystere's moonbat slayer club: In 2008, Satan got permission to pass gas to the American people and spiritually carpetbagged his way into the White House through a bumbling liberal named Barack Hussein 0bama Jr. A small number of us who saw the charade of evil hunkered down and fought back. In 2010, We The People got a sign from Heaven when we won the House back. In 2012, We The People were told to wait patiently when we saw the evil puppet of Satan Barack Hussein 0bama JR. retain his stranglehold on us. Behind the scenes, a prophet named Mark Taylor had been given a vision of Donald Trump coming to the White House to start cracking God's Whip against a den of thieves who looted the USA's hard earned treasures. Taylor wondered at the time if he had seen a prophecy when Donald Trump chose not to run in 2012. In 2014, We The People saw another glimmer of hope when we saw Satan's stronghold fall in the Senate, another answer to prayer. In late 2015 to early 2016, the LORD God spoke again to prophet Mark Taylor, reminding him about the prophecy He gave him about Donald John Trump in late 2011-early 2012. The LORD God told Taylor that We The People were not yet ready in 2012 for Donald Trump, so He waited patiently for us to spiritually wake up. In 2016, the LORD God put it on His Chosen One Donald John Trump to seek the GOP nomination for President. At the same time, the LORD God made sure Trump had the wrath of a hungry lion ready to maul the evil spirits that Satan had set loose through the Devil's Night Club aka the DNC. Satan dredged out his most wicked power hungry political witch Crooked Hildebeest Clinton to spearhead the DNC. During the campaign season in 2016, the LORD God cracked his whip, turning over the tables of the Devil's Night Club, chasing Satan's minions out of the closets. On Election Night 2016, We The People sent a message to the Devil's Night Club, slamming the doors in their faces. We hired Donald John Trump to smash the Devil's Night Club money tables and to chase Satan's minions out. The Devil's Night Club is facing eviction notices from We The People. The DNC is closing its doors. (2/12/2018 at 11:02am). mystere's moonbat slayer club: By the way, GOP stood for God's Oppressed People from November 2008 to November 2016. It now stands for God's Overjoyed People now that the Devil's Night Club faces multiple evictions and is facing the wrecking ball. (2/12/2018 at 11:10am).

Due to the length of this comment, my initial reaction was that Mystere copied it from elsewhere. Even though it contains the line "Satan got permission to pass gas". Mystere does have a flatulence fixation, so perhaps he did write it as he insists.

The "prophet" Mark Taylor is a nutter who wrote a book called "The Trump Prophecies". Apparently this insane person believes Trump, a pussy grabbing racist, is a vessel God is using (this I got from another Amazon review).

An author of a one star review of Taylor's book writes, "God may have moved in this election, but in the same way He was moved to destroy humanity with the flood, or He was moved to kill the firstborn of Egypt". The one star review further states, "...the only thing you need to know to understand this book and the evangelical support for Donald Trump is Matthew 24:24".

Matthew 24:24 says "false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive". Is Trump such a false prophet? Mystere believes that Trump is God's "chosen one". In my opinion Trump is an evil man, and, if he was "chosen" by any supernatural power, that entity is SURELY Satan.

Which is not to say that I am 100% convinced that Trump is a minion of Satan. He may be. He may not be. What is clear to me, however, is that Mystere serves Satan. To write that God chose Trump, an obviously horrible person, and that it's the DNC that is evil is PROOF POSITIVE of this. At least as far as I am concerned. Satan surely smiles when he reads absurdity such as Mystere's work of fiction. A work of fiction in which Mystere slanders a good and decent man while singing the praises of a repulsive scumbag like Trump.

According to Mystere, I need to be wary of the "stranglehold Satan and his minions of demons and wicked principalities have on [me]". I say Mystere needs to heed his own advice. Turn away from HATE now Mystere. "Derwood claims he's a Christian, but supports everything vile in God's eyes" (excerpt from Mystere's blog).

Two things that Mystere believes God finds "vile" are homosexuality and Islam. Do I "support" homosexuality and Islam? Not really. I simply do not hate anyone for (either) being who they are or for practicing a different religion. I do not hate as Mystere does and he calls that "support". I don't know about you, but I wouldn't refer to opposition to bigotry using the word "vile".

I can imagine Satan saying to Mystere, "I like your hate. Keep it up". Mystere's response? "Thank you. I will keep it up". Although he THINKS it's God urging him to hate. Eventually he will find out the truth, but it will likely be too late then.

Note: "His Chosen One Donald John Trump" is a link inserted BY ME to the blog post "It Has Been Revealed To Me That I, Barlowe Bayer, Am A Prophet Of The Savior Of The United States, Donald John Trump". Barlowe Bayer is a deluded trumpy blogger who also believes Trump was chosen by God. Although (and I'm not sure about this) "Barlowe" might be a parody ID created to poke fun at delusional trumpy bloggers like Mystere.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Left wing extremist hate monger blog troll Dervish Sanders. WYM-26.