Catturd Agrees Kristi Noem Is An Evil Dog Killing POS?

Catturd, even though he is an admitted turd, tweeted, "There's nothing you can say to justify shooting an 18-month-old puppy in the face and killing it. NOTHING! I don't give AF what it did". In a followup comment the dotard-donald-supporting Phillip Buchanan added, "Just so you know ... If you find a dog untrainable and you feel like the only answer is to shoot it in cold blood -- I'll gladly take the dog to live on the Catturd ranch until I can find -- a loving home. All my abused rescues are so hard to take care of at first but if you give them maximum love, eventually, they'll turn into the most beautiful, loving gifts you'll ever know".

I had thought about writing about this after hearing that South Dakota governor (who wants to be dotard's VP) Kristi Noem murdered a dog and bragged about it (in a recent book). Apparently she views her ability to murder (in cold blood) a pet as an asset. It proves she can make the "tough decisions".

This is pure evil, in my opinion. Phillip Buchanan might be a turd, but apparently he's an animal lover. Which is a positive in my opinion. Not an opinion shared by the fake Christian blogger, Mystere. He hates dogs. So, even though Myst3re is a super bigly Catturd fan, I suspect he'd (if he was to given an opinion) side with the dog-murdering psychopath, Noem.

According to Noem, "I hated that dog" (a female named Cricket). So maybe she would be a good match for the dog-hating dotard donald. Given that they are both psycho dog haters.



"Donald was not a dog fan ex-wife Ivana confirmed in her memoir Raising Trump". Concerning dotard donald's hate for man's best friend, ex-wife Ivana further wrote, "How can you not love a dog that acts like he's won the lottery for life just because he sees you walk through the door?"


The Hate-Blogger Mystere is also not a fan of dogs. When he guessed that (because of the length of time that had gone by) my canine companions must have passed on, I said no. One was deceased but the other was alive. And the Evil Turd laughed and made fun. This was in a comment on my Dervish Sanders blog, which is currently locked because the evil turd falsely reported that I posted "hate" there.

No, Mystere, YOU post hate. YOU are the are hater. Including a dog hater. WHO makes fun of someone losing a beloved family member? Evil As$holes, that's who. So, while I do not like Catturd, I applaud him for calling out Kristi Noem. And offer my genuine condolences for the recent loss of his friend, Smiles.

Still, I condemn him for supporting tRump (and his support is STRONG). Phillip doesn't care that donald tRump hates dogs? Joe Biden loves dogs. Why not support a fellow animal lover instead of an animal hater, Phillip? Well, Phil (by his own admission) is a bigly turd. Though, suprisingly, Phil has at least one redeeming quality, unlike the evil @sswipe Mystere.


Mystere loves killing. He fantasizes about killing the young children of political "enemies". Because he is a "pro-life" liar. He probably thinks it's not a bfd that Noem murdered her dog and bragged about it. He likely agrees that dog murdering means she has what it takes to be dd's VP. That, and she's a babe. Women being attractive is very important when it comes to dd and Myst3re. Both of these misogynists judge women based on their appearance :P

Myst3re: Who's going to Care for Dervish's dogs in Heaven? Thursday, January 4, 2024. THREAT-->Amanda and Chris Grace will be caring for them after Dervish Sanders Goes To Hell. Dervish Sanders suffers mental illness, caused by Satan Worship which he gleefully engages in with pleasure. And no, Derpy, dogs don't go to Hell. I never said dogs go to hell, YOU did. Your pooches will be cared for by Amanda and Chris Grace when their times to go to Heaven come to pass. Your dead dogs are being cared for by someone who cared for their siblings who has passed into eternity. Scooter fears for your eternal doom awaiting you. Your other mutt that recently died is with Scooter. And falsely accusing Trump of crimes is fuel for the intense fire you will fall into when you send yourself to Fire Lake. ... The more you poke God's Eyes, the faster you will seal your demise. The meat hook is getting sharpened and heated if you keep it up. Mystere says "I never said dogs go to hell, YOU did". Because I assumed, given that the evil turd claimed the fake prophet Amanda Grace and her husband were going to care for my dogs, that meant my dogs would go (or already went) to Hell. Because that is where Amanda and Chris Grace are going. Unless God likes FAKE prophets who scam people out of money by lying to them (Est 2023 Net Worth: $10 million). btw, I do not worship Satan. I never had any dog named "Scooter". Or Jigaboos. That's the name Mystere assigned my other dog. It is also a racist slur. Mystere (a fake Christian) thinks people who call out fake prophets are going to Hell. Because he's a tRump worshiping turd. To him anyone who dislikes his Orange Turd Cult leader -- who he says the (fake) prophets have declared to be "God's Chosen Leader" -- gleefully worships Satan with pleasure. donald tRump is NOT "God's Chosen Leader", Mystere! btw, that is how I know for SURE these prophets are fake. God would never select a horrible turd like dd to be his "chosen leader".

The psychopath Noem also said she killed a male goat because she was in the mood for killing. Also because it was "nasty and mean" and smelled. Noem "took it to the gravelpit" and blasted it with her shotgun. But the unnamed goat did not die and she had no more ammo. So she left it there suffering while she returned to her truck to get more shells. Then she finished it off by blasting it again. Maybe she hated the goat too?

fyi, Noem is totally a psychopath. Psychopaths exhibit an "extreme lack of empathy". Not only for their fellow humans, but for their fellow living beings. Psychos like Noem and tRump only care about themselves.

Post authored by the Anti-Dog-hating-Myst3re, Anti-Dog Murder, Fake Prophet Hating blogger Dervish Sanders. wym303.

Accused Sick Puppy Peddler Arrested On Felony Charges After Years Of FOX 11 Investigations

As revealed in my prior commentary, Mystere was recently arrested for farting. I admit later in that post, however, that it was Sean Sykes of Kansas City Missouri who ripped a loud fart, forcing the police officer to flee the interrogation room. It turns out, however, that the exact same thing happened to Mystere. Coincidentally. Something I didn't know at the time. Clearly I am a surprisingly prescient prognosticator.

Anyway, unlike Sean Sykes, who was picked up for being caught with a backpack full of drugs and a gun, Mystere was brought in for questioning in regards to puppy porn0graphy he was selling on the street. Homemade DVDs in which the sick freak boinks male dogs in the bu+t. The charges Mystere faces include animal abuse. That is in addition to the assault charge for flatulence that almost caused a police officer to pass out. After which he may have hit his head and suffered a concussion. So we're talking about something that is really serious.

Apparently Mystere belongs to a group of puppy ped0philes who call themselves The Cleveland F*ckers. I read about this on Mystere's blog of the same name. I think Mystere admits to his sick perversions because he, instead of being embarrassed for being caught participating in animal rape, is actually proud.

btw, when I say I "read" about this on Mystere's blog, what I mean is that I read the title of a post on his blog. The "post" (such as it is) is completely devoid of content. Except for a link which I didn't follow. Instead I, given the lack of content in the post by Mystere, decided to make an educated guess as to what Mystere was trying to tell his readers.

Approximately 11 months ago I found an alarming commentary on Mystere's "Moonbat Spanker" blog. In this post Mystere relates a tale in which a "good friend" invited him over to watch some be@stality videos. What happened (I'm guessing) is that Mystere went from watching videos others made to "starring" in his own videos.

This despite the fact that (as he related in the post on his blog) the police were investigating. I don't know what took them so long. He should have been arrested a long time ago. But just watching beastality videos (while sick and perverted) is shockingly not illegal. Unlike watching or simply possessing child p0rn. If you're into child p0rn the cops will arrest you quick and send you to prison for a long time.

Beastality videos, not so much. So long as you're only watching. Mystere crossed the line into animal abuse when he started filming himself. Although I think it was probably another member of the "Cleveland F*ckers" who filmed him. Hopefully Mystere won't be offered immunity for flipping on his co-conspirators. I imagine the cops (due to the farting incident) aren't inclined to cut Mystere any slack.

Mystere's husband Rikishi better hire a good lawyer if he hopes to keep his mate out of prison. Still Mystere likely won't get much time, given the fact that animal sexual abuse isn't a crime nearly as serious as child sexual abuse. Maybe it should be. But luckily for Mystere it isn't.

I don't know why the story that Mystere links to on his blog says that Fox 11 investigated for years. My understanding is that the investigation took a little less than a year. But now Mystere must answer for his crimes. And he continued sexually abusing dogs (and filming it) all that time (I assume). It really is a travesty that the cops didn't stop him sooner. In my opinion.

Post authored by the anti-tRump, anti-Mystere Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym121.

Pea-Brained Trumper Mystere Thinks Using A Racial Slur For A Dog's Name Is Hilarious

I was going to refer to the blogger Mystere as a racist in the title of this post. I think that his use (over and over) of a racial slur for an imaginary dog he made up (and says I'm married to) is proof enough.

Other WYD trumpers are far more overtly racist than Mystere. But that isn't saying much. Mystere sees nothing wrong at all with the racist comments that are typical on the WYD blog. He likes these people and can frequently been seen sucking up to them. As opposed to getting outraged at how f*cking racist his fellow trumpers are.

But given the FACT that Trump himself is a White Nationalist pandering bigot it is surely no surprise when a trumper has no problem with racist blog comments. Even if he doesn't make a lot of them himself. Anyone who supports Trump is supportive of racism, IMO. Although lots of them are in denial about Trump's racism, many know he's a racist and that's why they love him.

I'm not sure about Mystere. I do know that he made up an imaginary dog that he says I'm married to. And he gave that dog a name which is a offensive racial slur.

Mystere: Dervish's mutt Jigaboos stopped giving him "love nibbles" after she got a flea bath and returned home clean and healthy. Now she mauls his behind angrily when he bends over and tries to stick her snout up his rear end. (6/25/2018 at 8:13pm).

This idiocy is based on a story Mystere came up with in which "my" dog hopped on a train and traveled over 2000 miles to meet up with him (a stranger).

I am not sexually attracted to canines. I have 2 dogs for companionship. Also friendship. Nothing more. Mystere, on the other hand, has referred to sex with a dog as "the pleasure of a lifetime". Those are his exact words.

I can't help but wonder if Mystere's stories are not about me, but about himself. The dog with the racial slur for a name might exist. And be HIS dog. Mystere might be the one who tries to stick this poor abused dog's snout up HIS rear end. Even if this dog doesn't exist Mystere is clearly obsessed with stories about men who have sex with dogs (having authored several posts on the topic).

He thinks about it a lot. If he hasn't tried it he's thinking about trying it. Given that he has already concluded that it is "the pleasure of a lifetime", my guess is that he has boinked a canine. Probably more than once.

But I've blogged about that before. The purpose of this post is to call out Mystere for his racism. He obviously doesn't care if someone who is African American sees his post and wonders why the hell he's writing about a dog who has a racial slur for a name. And, if that person knew that Mystere was the one who decided that would be a good name for a dog? I think they could rightly conclude that Mystere is a racist.

Heck, I think a person who isn't Black could reach that conclusion. And be pretty certain that their conclusion was accurate. For the record, I also do not have any dogs living with me who are named "Kiké", "Buttstink", "Schweinhund" or "Scooter". There are all names that Mystere came up with. Note that another of these names is a racial slur. If you take away the accent mark over the "e".

If Mystere reads this post I dare him to deny that he's a racist. I doubt anyone will believe him. If anyone else reads it, that is. Maybe Irl Hudnutt. I think he might agree that Mystere is a racist.

Post authored by the Anti-Leftist Bastard Dog-hating-Myst3re, Dervish Sanders. WYM-58.

Mystere Gets High On Shrooms And Watches Bestiality Videos

Mystere likes to get high on psychedelic mushrooms (which he refers to as "shrooms"). This is a fact known because Mystere talks about doing shrooms quite frequently.

Mystere, a pervert, is also very much into sex with canines. He has authored a number of commentaries on the subject recently. In one of his sick blog posts he wrote that sex with a dog is (quote), "the pleasure of a lifetime".

But it isn't just sex with dogs the pervert enjoys. In a 6/29/2018 post on his "Moonbat Spanker" blog Mystere tells us that a "good friend" of his invited him over to watch some beastality videos. My guess would be that the friend, knowing Mystere is into sex with dogs, invited Mystere to a "beastality video watching party". And asked Mystere to bring some of his shrooms.

Apparently Mystere's "good friend" works for the Clear Detox Center in Costa Mesa, Central Orange County CA. I mention this because, as per Mystere, the "beastality video watching party" took place at this facility. I don't know why Mystere writes about this on his blog, because, if it gets out, I think his friend will definitely be fired. Also possibly arrested.

Mystere says the police are already investigating. If this turns out to be true, I hope Mystere and his friends end up in prison for what they have done. The sexual assault of animals is a CRIME, Mystere! Also something only a sick pervert would get off on. Yet Mystere, instead of being embarrassed, brags on this blog.

And taunts the police. "They'll never catch me" Mystere must think. I don't know, Mystere. When the police are already investigating AND you admit to your crimes on your blog? I'm thinking that increases the chances you'll get caught.

Although Mystere (probably thinking he's being clever) writes on his blog that it wasn't him that was watching the videos. No, his friend (who also wasn't involved), only HEARD about it and gave Mystere a "heads up". But WHY would Mystere need a "heads up" if he wasn't involved? Obviously this friend was warning Mystere that the police may be looking to question him.

Will the police buy Mystere's lies? Mystere clearly thinks they will. Does Mystere believe he can get away with this kind of sick shit because he's married to a famous wrestler? Maybe he does. Me, I think he's going to get caught. Eventually. Hopefully sooner than later. Before the sicko sexually assaults more animals.

Other animals beside his dogs "Buttstink" and "Buttstink Too". According to what I've been able to discern, the dog he named "Buttstink" died. Due to the intensity of Mystere's daily sexual assaults on the poor animal. That's why Mystere obtained a new canine. "Buttstink Too" is the dog he's currently sexually assaulting.

Update: As per Wikipedia, the "sale and distribution of zoophilic pornography is legal". The watching of it is also legal. So why does Mystere say the police are investigating? Maybe because him and his friend were watching it where his friend works? Perhaps. But I think they'd just fire the guy. No need for the police to investigate. This makes me think that Mystere's post (his story about it being other people watching the videos and the police looking into it) is complete bullshit.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-56.

Meet WYM Co-Author, Fartbreath Mystere

Greetings, enemies. My name is Eddie Mystere, although you can call me Fartbreath Mystere. I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Especially those of my husband, a very famous WWE wrestler that goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Impressed? You should be.

I have been a contributor to this blog since the beginning. Although I have authored very few commentaries. Lately I have been very busy writing commentaries for my numerous blogs on the topic of moonbat men who have sex with dogs. This is a subject that I am extremely interested in. As you may or may not know, when a man has sex with a dog it is the pleasure of a lifetime. For the dog. For the man it feels pretty good too. I assume.

I say "I assume" because sex with a dog is illegal. I am therefore denying that I have ever boinked a canine. But if I were to insert "little Mystere" into a male dog's anus it would feel GREAT. You could ask my dog, Buttstink Too. If he could talk. Which he can't and therefore can not rat me out. Although I don't know why he would, since I am giving him the pleasure of a lifetime by having buttsex with him. Or I would be, if I were to do that. Which I absolutely never will (admit to doing).

BTW, I changed my Blogger display name awhile ago. Previously I went by the name "Klansman Mystere" and claimed I was a member of the Klan. Honestly I did intend to join that very fine organization. Turns out they didn't want a "chink" as a member and I was told to "f*ck off". "Chink" is a ethnic slur usually referring to a person of Chinese ethnicity. The word is also sometimes indiscriminately used against people of East Asian appearance (Wikipedia excerpt)

Please note that the primary author of this blog does NOT approve of the use of the slur "chink". I mention this because Dervish Sanders, after looking over my commentary, insisted that I make it clear that he disapproves of the use of ethnic slurs. Me, I don't have a problem with them. I use them myself. In regards to myself.

By which I mean that I've used ethnic slurs to describe myself in faked comments on my (suspended) WordPress blogs. I'm talking about comments I faked to make it look like the Blogger This One used a racial slur to disparage me. I doubt this upstanding and very smart blogger (who I hate) ever visited any of my WordPress blogs, though.

Unfortunately Dervish Sanders did look at my WordPress blogs, notice I was faking comments by him, reported me to WordPress, and got my WordPress blogs suspended.

Dervish Sanders should be very worried because I am plotting revenge. He will be sorry that he ever messed with me. I told him this, so I don't know why he continues to allow me to contribute to this blog. It might be because "Fartbreath Mystere" is a spoof ID. Although I stridently deny this scurrilous accusation. "Fartbreath Mystere" is just another of my many IDs. Some which I acknowledge are mine, others which I claim are my "team members" (but are really just sockpuppets).

Anyway, back to farts. I love to eat them (as I previously mentioned). I also love sniffing them. The sulfurous aroma sexually excites me. I like to crouch behind my husband and yank out some white gravy while he toots in my face. It gets me high when I deeply inhale my husband Rikishi's fragrant farts. BTW, I know you are judging me! But don't knock it until you try it. The white gravy belongs to Rikishi, and (for the record), I was referring to a reach-around.

Now, given that I am a man who is married to (and has sex) with a man, you may assume I am a homo. Let me assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. I am a straight Christian dude who acknowledges the fact that homosexuality is vile in God's eyes. This is why I identify as straight. Yes, I am a sinner (as we all are) but being a sinner does not make me gay, Libturds!

Note that this introductory posting replaces my previous introductory commentary "Meet WYM Co-Author, Klansman Mystere". I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Klan. I lied. Just because lying is fun. Like I said, I did try to join but was told to beat it. Their loss.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. Note that this post could be satirical in nature. It depends on whether or not "Fartbreath Mystere" is a parody ID. wym54.

Lying Dog-Hating trumper Mystere Continues To Blame Crimes Against Canines On Liberals

A dog-hating trumper known as "Mystere" has been on a tear recently. Apparently he's been Googling for stories concerning men having sex with canines*. Then, when he finds one, he posts about it on his blog. And he blames Democrats, even when the article says nothing about the political affiliation of the sick dog-raping pervert.

Apparently this pea-brain thinks only Democrats commit crimes. In his most recent canine-related story, he blames "moonbats" for the dognapping of a French bulldog.

Mystere: Dognappers Run Off With French Bulldog... It's open season on moonbat dog nappers! You 3 dingbats who robbed a home & dognapped a French Bulldog named Archie in Long Beach California: Did you know that your silver Nissan Versa sedan was caught on surveillance cameras when you 3 ran out of the home you burglarized? Too bad the homeowner didn't get a chance to swiss cheese your behinds with a couple rounds of lead. The Long Beach PD will be breaking down your doors soon. Archie's dog buddy Bruno's been moping around after you dingbats dognapped Archie from his home. (6/21/2018 at 6:37am).

The 6/18/2018 Press-Telegram article Mystere is talking about references a "male suspect". Nowhere in the article does it say the police determined that any of the 3 suspects (man who grabbed the dog and two accomplices driving a getaway car) are "moonbats", Liberals or Democrats.

Later on the article further describes the dognapper as "a Hispanic man with a shaved head and facial hair who stands between 5-foot-8 and 5-foot-11 and weights 170 to 180 pounds". Regarding the dognapper's clothing Nathaniel Percy (the author) writes that "he was last seen wearing black sunglasses, a black hooded long-sleeve sweatshirt, dark jeans and gray tennis shoes".

Did the sweatshirt the dognapper was wearing look exactly like this one, explaining how Mystere knows he is a moonbat?

No. The sweatshirt in question was not described as having an image of Che Guevara on it. Perhaps it was the pic a bystander snapped of the getaway vehicle (a silver Nissan) that tipped Mystere off that the 3 perps are moonbats?

Note the "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker! Proof positive at least one of the perps is a moonbat, right? No. Turns out the above image isn't of the perp's getaway vehicle, but a picture I found using Google.

So how the hell does Mystere conclude that the 3 perps are moonbats? It must be because (at least) one suspect is Hispanic. As per the Pew Research center "64% of Latino voters identified with or leaned toward the Democratic Party in 2016". That, and the perp is a criminal. Therefore he MUST be a moonbat. Case closed.

So, even though the article does not say the perp is a moonbat, Mystere can confidently conclude he is. Because who needs facts (like the suspect's name and voting history) when you can slander a "moonbat" and thereby slander all Democrats as criminals or criminal-supporters? Like Trump with his lies about Democrats being pro-MS13 (the hispanic criminal gang).

Here is a image of Barack Obama posing with his MS13 homies.

Many other such photoshopped images can be found via a Google image search. Lisa, the proprietor of the trumper blog Who's Your Daddy placed a photoshopped image of Nancy Pelosi hugging a MS13 gangbanger at the top of her blog for awhile.

This is just the kind of lie that trumpers like to smear Democrats with.

It isn't surprising that the very dishonest blogger Mystere makes false claims about sickos sodomizing canines being Liberal Democrats. Or falsely claiming that a dognapper is a "moonbat", while the article he's referencing does NOT mention the political leanings of the unidentified suspect. Mystere takes his cues from the liar-in-chief, Trump.

*Why is Mystere so interested in news stories concerning men having sex with dogs? My guess would be because these stories give the pervert Mystere a thrill up his L'eggs. He blames Liberals and feigns disgust, but I strongly suspect that the sick pervert pleasures himself while reading these news stories about men having sex with canines.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-53.

Trump-Voting Republican Caught Sodomizing Pit Bull Pup

What's up with these trumpers? Another one of their sick freaks goes off to boink his girlfriend's pit bull pup. According to WIBW News 13, the the Wichita Police booked into jail a 55-year-old Trump voter on counts of animal cruelty, criminal sodomy, and domestic battery. They did not release the sick freak's name.

This news came to my attention via a posting on the blog of a trumper who calls himself "Mystere". Although the liar Mystere claims that the Wichita man who sodomized the pup is a Liberal. Even though the article Mystere links to does NOT identify the man as a Liberal.

Instead it identifies him as a Trump-voting Republican. This makes a lot more sense to me, given the trumper's acceptance of sexual perversions such as it being OK to grab women by the privates. Also thinking it's just fine to bang porn stars shortly after your wife gives birth to yet another child.

So-called Christian Conservatives have no problem when a Republican predisent does these things. Their "religious leaders" give said predisent a "mulligan". Surely if Trump boinked a canine they'd accept that too. Mystere himself has referred to sex with a dog as "the pleasure of a lifetime".

The woman who owned the puppy... told investigators she got into a fight with her Trump-supporting boyfriend on Tuesday and, when she came home, he was having sex with the dog. ... Police say there was physical evidence of previous physical abuse to the dog. Wichita police say they're looking for a Trump-voting man who may have battered a five-month-old pit bull. [The] woman... put in a request to talk to detectives who deal with sex crimes. "I should have dumped him after he told me he voted for Trump" the distraught woman said. Police went to the 1300 block of N. Meridian to find the Trump-voting man, but he wasn't around. ... "We have seen an uptick in these kind of sick crimes" the lead investigating officer noted. "And the animal raper is, unsurprisingly, always a Trump supporter" the disgusted officer added. (Police: Wichita man caught having sex with pit bull pup has been arrested).

For the record, I amended the article by adding the portions in purple font. As I said previously, the article does not identify the man as a Liberal. Mystere lied. But the article also does not identify him as a Republican (Trump voter or otherwise). I tell you this because I am not a dishonest blogger like Mystere.

Mystere: Wichita Man Caught Sodomizing Pit Bull Pup... What's up with these liberals? Another one of their sick freaks goes off to boink his girlfriend's pitbull pup. (6/20/2018 at 10:54am).

What's up with this sick freak Mystere? This is the second time he has posted about a man caught having sex with a canine. Remember Mystere referred to sex with a dog as the "pleasure of a lifetime". That is an exact quote from a post by Mystere. The first post where he wrote about a man sodomizing a dog.

The first time he linked to an article from "The Mystery Vault", a fake news (looking) site. Their facebook page says you should read their articles because "you've been lied for long". I'm guessing they meant "you've been lied to for a long time".

The WIBW News 13 article is titled "Wichita man caught having sex with pit bull pup has been arrested". The concluding sentence of the article says "Police went to the 1300 block of N. Meridian to find the man, but he wasn't around. No arrests have been made".

The article reports that the woman "got into a fight with her boyfriend on Tuesday and, when she came home, he was having sex with the dog". A few lines later the article says "a woman told police she came home on Tuesday to find her boyfriend having sex with the dog". Why does Nick Viviani (the article author) repeat information he JUST gave?

So, while the article never identifies the Wichita man as a Liberal (despite Mystere's lie), it is poorly written. Which makes it suspect to me. The police put the man in jail, then let him go/dropped the charges (seeing as "no arrests were made"). And the woman (apparently) walked in on the man abusing her dog, walked out, then walked in again (explaining the repeat of the line about her walking in to find her boyfriend sodomizing the dog).

Apparently the pervert Mystere is Googling for articles about men having sex with dogs. He must be very interested in the topic. Then, when he finds one, he posts it to his blog. Along with a claim that the animal abuser is a Liberal. Whether the (in both cases poorly written) article says so or not.

Frankly I think it more likely that, in the two cases Mystere blogged about, the sick freak in question is a trump voter (for the reasons I previously noted). If both articles aren't fake news, that is. The Mystery Vault article clearly being fake news (it identifying the animal abuser as a Democrat in it's headline is obvious bullplop).

The WIBW News 13 article (which never identifies the 55-year-old man as a Liberal) being possibly true. It might be actual news from an real news website, despite being poorly written. BTW, the name of the man isn't known because (as per the article), the police "did not release is name". I assume that Nick Viviani meant to write that the police "did not release HIS name".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-52.

Pervert Mystere's Reference To Something He Calls A "Sperm Smear Spree"

The sick pervert Mystere references something he calls "a sperm smear spree" in a recent lie-tastic commentary on his "Liberal Troll Watch" blog (post authored by Mystere sockpuppet "donkey's revenge").

Dervish went on a sperm smear spree when he read my post. He showed his queer fixation of men's genitals when he said that I wanted to see pictures of "Jesse" with his pants down. Dervish must be fantasizing seeing a photo of that vile pervert playing with himself. Dervish was probably jerking off with himself when he wrote his perverted vile retort. Sanders claims he's a Christian, yet his actions on his left wing extremist hate blogs bear the fruits of Satan. Hey Dervish, go wipe yourself. Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

I have never heard of a "sperm smear spree". I'm never gone on a "sperm smear spree". But Mystere throws out this phrase and expects people to know what the hell he's talking about. This suggests to me that Mystere is VERY familiar with what a "sperm smear spree" is. Because MYSTERE has gone on a "sperm smear spree". Many times (I suspect).

Where are you smearing your sperm, Mystere? What is causing you to produce this sperm (that you later smear somewhere/on someone)? Did Jesse send you that dick pic you were yearning to receive? One in which he is "playing with himself"?

BTW, unlike Mystere I am not bigoted against gay people. I just wish he'd keep his gay fantasies to himself. Especially the grosser ones like the "sperm smear spree". I don't even WANT to know what a "sperm smear spree" entails. Mystere, if you read this, please do NOT explain what you do when you go on a "sperm smear spree".

For the record, while Mystere is a (self-hating Conservative) gay man and a sick pervert, that does not mean all gay men are sick perverts. Most gay people have totally normal sex lives. They are just like straight people in that regard. They are just not attracted to women. I'm not bigoted against gay people (like I said), but I am bigoted against assholes like Mystere. I wouldn't care that he's gay if he wasn't a hypocrite about it.

I wouldn't even care about him being a sick pervert*. Just keep your sick perverted fantasies to yourself. Or, at the very least, don't involve me in them. i.e. I don't want a "stinkface" from your boyfriend (despite repeated offers), to go on a "sperm smear spree" with you, or describe to you the feelings I have while pooping (feelings I have never had, although Mystere apparently has experienced a "euphoric high, dubbed poo-phoria").

(*So long as the sick perversions take place between consenting adults. If not, then I absolutely do care. Like when Mystere claimed that sex with a dog is "the pleasure of a lifetime". How did the sick pervert Mystere come to this conclusion? Obviously he has to have had buttsex with a dog at least once. But even once is NOT OK, Mystere! It is animal abuse).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-50.

Pervert Mystere Thinks Sex With Canines Is "The Pleasure Of A Lifetime"

That the sick pervert Mystere thinks sex with canines is "the pleasure of a lifetime" is a quote from a recent commentary on his Moonbat Slayer blog.

Michigan Democrat Sodomizes His Basset Hound... This is the Democratic Poster Boy of the Democrat's Gold Standard of High Morals: Michigan Democrat Joseph Hattey. Hattey just got arrested for having sex with his Bassett Hound. Democrats are celebrating their Gay Pride Month and this happens. Someone got this dog boinker bailed out. Hattey works for MSU in the veternary department, so he has access to any mutt he wants. Hey liberals, bring your flea ridden mutts to MSU for a gold standard flea bath! Joey will give them the pleasure of a lifetime when he's done with them! Ask for the Irl Hudnutt/Dervish Sanders special. (6/16/2018 at 10:47pm).

Mystere links to an article from the Lansing State Journal as his "proof" that what he is reporting is accurate (see update below). Which it mostly is. One "error" in Mystere's blog post is his claim that Joseph Hattey is a Democrat. He may be a Democrat, he may be a Republican. The article does not say anything about Hattey's political affiliations (if any).

Yet, according this this pea-brained idiot, not only is Hattey a Democrat, but Democrats everywhere are celebrating this degenerate's animal abuse (sodomizing a basset hound). Which is absolutely not the case.

With his reference to Gay Pride Month he is clearly suggesting that having sex with dogs is the next step. If you are gay there is no depths to which you will not sink. Sexually abuse animals? Sure, why not? If you're a gay pervert why not be a sex with animals pervert? In the homophobe Mystere's tiny bigoted mind, at least.

On the other hand, it seems as if Mystere is REALLY into sex with dogs. Remember the line I quoted? Sex with a dog is the "pleasure of a lifetime". Not for him, but for the dog that Mystere has buttsex with. BTW, I know it's buttsex because (as per the article) Hattey was caught having sex with a male dog.

So, given the fact that Mystere was talking about the article, I assume what he's saying is that it is the "pleasure of a lifetime" when he has buttsex with a male dog. The pleasure of a lifetime... for the dog. Does Mystere believe that he's doing the canines he has buttsex with a huge favor?

Who knows? Or cares. One thing for certain is that Hattey is in big trouble and will likely go to prison... and Mystere should join him. Throw the book at both of these canine rapers, I say. Hattey and Mystere should both get the maximum sentence because they are both sick freaks.

As for this treatment (buttsex with your pet), I do NOT think it is the "pleasure of a lifetime". For the canine or for me. So that Mystere refers to this as the "Dervish Sanders special" is complete horseshit. Clearly animal abuse is the MYSTERE special.

Update 6/17/2018: Mystere changed the article his post links to. Previously he linked to an article from the Lansing State Journal which makes no mention of Hattey's political affiliation. Now he links to an article from "The Mystery Vault". What is "The Mystery Vault"? Looks like a CONservative conspiracy/fake news website to me. Their "about" page on Facebook says "What you need to know about the world you live in. You've been lied for long. And will continue to be lied to if you will not search the truth".

So, is what the Mystery Vault saying is that they will provide #trumpdupes like Mystere with the "truth"? The title of the article is "Democrat University Professor Arrested For Sodomizing His Dog". However, if you read the article, it never says how the author determined that Hattey is a democrat. Apparently it's called the "Mystery Vault" for a reason. It is a mystery how they come by their "facts".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym049.