Showing posts with label Mystere Delusions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mystere Delusions. Show all posts

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Military Tribunal Convicts Hillary Clinton Of Child Trafficking & Sentences Her To Death By Hanging

Have you heard that Hillary Clinton has been convicted (via military tribunal) of serious crimes and sentenced to death? No? Me neither. Apparently it's another MSM cover-up. And, not only was HRC tried, convicted and sentenced, but the sentence has already been carried out. According to a 9/8/2021 post on Mystere's blog, "The Crooked Hildebeest has been executed!".

Transcription of the audio from the video Mystere links to in his post as follows...

Judy Byington: Clinton military tribunal day 5. Conviction.

A military tribunal on Thursday convicted former secretary of state Hillary Clinton on charges of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, accessory to murder, child trafficking, endangering a minor treason and sedition. The two male one female panel of officers cast a unanimous verdict shortly after vice admiral John G. Hannink, who prosecuted the military's case against Clinton, showcased his final witness for the prosecution.

Clinton's former strategist and lover Huma Abedin, in exchange for leniency and a plea deal. Abedin testified she and Clinton had shared underage children with her estranged ex-husband Anthony Weiner. Pressed to clarify her definition of the word "shared", Abedin qualified her answer by saying they had practiced lewd and lascivious behavior on underprivileged minors Clinton had imported into the United States.

"American children"? Vice Admiral Hannink asked. "Yes, but not primarily. They're too easy to track. More often than not from poor countries" Abedin replied. "Would you tell this tribunal how you appropriated these children?" Vice Admiral Hanink asked. "Hillary used her government credentials. She had carte blanche as a secretary of state, former secretary of state and former first lady. It was easy for her to bring orphaned children in from places like say, Syria, Afghanistan or Iraq. No one asked questions. No one to look for them", Abedin replied callously.

Asked to quantify their exploits, Abedin said she couldn't count the number of underage boys and girls clinton had brought to the United States under the pretense of providing them with a fruitful life, but she told the tribunal there had been many most of whom were later sold or donated to influential members of the Clinton cabal. "Who are the people?" Vice Admiral Hanink asked. "We never knew exactly. It's not like Hillary peddled them herself. She had someone handle that and I don't know the person's name" Abedin replied.

"And yet she still refuses to speak" Vice Admiral Hanink observed. He asked the tribunal whether they had heard enough. That the military had presented overwhelming evidence of Clinton's atrocities against the United states and humankind. Unlike a conventional criminal trial, he reminded the commission a unanimous verdict was not needed to convict Clinton on any of the charges. A majority vote he said would satisfy justice. The tribunal arrived at a guilty verdict after deliberating only five minutes. They found Clinton guilty on all charges.

The military had laid out the murders of Seth Rich, Vince Foster and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, trafficking and abusing minors from Haiti and other third world nations, [and] conspiring to assassinate a presidential candidate. As she had throughout the tribunal, Clinton stayed eerily silent as the verdict was read and the officers recommended she receive the death penalty for her crimes. Vice Admiral Hanink asked Clinton if she had preference in how the military carried out her sentence, but still she refused to speak.

"You refused counsel, you refused to defend yourself, this tribunal therefore decides that the defendant detainee Hillary Rodham Clinton be hanged by the neck until dead" Vice Admiral Hanik said flatly. The sentence will be carried out on april 26 after taps. Huma abedin will face her own military tribunal at a date yet to be decided :(

April 26? I presume of next year. So Mystere is wrong. The execution of HRC hasn't been carried out. Yet. Though I suspect she never will be hanged. Because there was no tribunal that convicted Hillary Clinton of child sex trafficking. Or for the murders of Seth Rich, Vince Foster and Antonin Scalia.


The above image is also from Mystere's blog. Attached to a post titled "Biden's Resignation Time?". Apparently Joe Biden will soon resign because Democrats have been caught trafficking kids. As you know, Biden likes sniffing them. Proof he's involved. Also due to Afghanistan. As per the pics Mystere attached to his post.
#SaveOurChildren is an anti-child trafficking hashtag that has been hijacked by QAnon. "Despite the fact that Save the Children is an actual organization founded more than a century ago in the United Kingdom that has worked internationally to champion children's rights, QAnon followers have used #SavetheChildren to spread conspiracy theories".

As per a 2/2/2021 post on this blog, Mystere has been using the alias "Qanon". To post on Lisa's Who's Your Daddy blog and on his own blog (in coversations with himself).

My conclusion given these facts? Mystere is a QAnon fan. And actually believes Hillary Clinton has been convicted of QAnon delusions regarding Democrats sex-trafficking kids. Or he hopes it's true, at least. Even though the video (see below) is clearly BS.


That Democrats are involved in child sex trafficking, that HRC and Huma Abedin are lovers, and that HRC has people murdered (Seth Rich, etc) is debunked conspiracy theory stupidity. But it's obviously stupidity Mystere likes. So that he'd choose to believe it (despite a lack of evidence) wouldn't surprise me at all.

Apparently HRC also attempted to have Dotard assassinated. I'd hadn't heard that one before. But, because she refused to defend herself, John G. Hannink (and the other officers who sat in judgement) had no choice but to convict her... in a trial the media decided wasn't worth covering. LOL.

As per PolitiFact, "The Patriot Report is a website that posts fake news". I clicked the link to visit the site, but my virus protection software says The Patriot Report is infected with URL:Phishing and the connection was aborted.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym265.

Monday, June 7, 2021

God Calls Pastor Liberty Turnipseed On The Horn To Warn Her About The Covid Vaccines (Bad News For Those Of Us Who Have Already Been Vaccinated).

*Ring, Ring*

Liberty *answers phone*: Hello?

God: Hello, Liberty. This is God. I'm calling to tell you something important. The first of many deaths are coming.

Liberty: What?

God: A lot of people have died from covid. This is bigger than that.

Liberty: Lord, what are you saying?

God: The first of many deaths are coming. More death and destruction as I prepare to do a mighty work on the earth. These will be physical deaths and spiritual deaths. As my manifested glory goes forward, this will be a side effect of the kingdom of God rising and the kingdom of darkness falling.

This will woo the unsaved into my presence. There are times I have to allow despair to woo people in. This is not a terrible thing. It is a beautiful thing. They will not receive me without there being many spiritual and physical deaths.

Liberty: Oh, Lord! That breaks my heart.

God: Remember the ginormous dream I gave you last August? The one with the death count?

Liberty: Yes, I do.

God: Death, destruction and famine is all going to come during the End Times. During the birthing pains. You might lose [YouTube] subscribers for releasing this Word. People aren't going to want to hear it. But people need to know the seriousness of where this is all going.

All the babies that die every day? By people getting rid of them? This is the evil that has come.

Liberty: God, where is all this going? The death count is rising. How far is this going to go? What are you going to allow? We knew the virus was not going to come and go quickly.

God: The Devil created it [covid-19], but I am allowing it for my glory. The Devil will not flip the script on me. This is a fight I knew was going to happen. I mean business.

Liberty: How many are going to die?

God: I told you in the prophetic dream I gave you. 2.5 million. No, wait. It's 3.5 million. No, wait. 350 million people will die.

Liberty: Oh, dear God! Lord, this can't be real!

God: Yes, it is real. This is my Word. Please let your YouTube followers know. Some of these deaths will be physical and some will be spiritual. People are going to fall away from God. They will be deceived.

The physical death? You need to know that there are many different ways it could be coming. Do not get the vaccine.

Liberty: Lord, something feels off about this. It's too big of a hurry. It can't be safe. God, what's the deal with the vaccine? Should we get the vaccine?

God: No. It's not safe. This is the beginning of the End Times. I can't tell you anything else.

Liberty: If you say no, it's no. I don't need proof or evidence. I'm going to obey the King of kings. This is a heavy Word, but I will tell my YouTube followers. And I will pray people do not mess around with the vaccine. Amen.

*God hangs up*

[Note: this is my transcription/interpretation of a video the pro-Dotard blogger Mystere recently posted to his blog].

I assume Mystere agrees with Pastor Liberty Turnipseed, given that he posted her YouTube to his blog. In which case I say the phrase to "fall off the turnip truck" (which means to be naïve or gullible, like a country bumpkin) clearly applies. This might explain why Pastor Liberty chose the last name she did. It's a wink and a nod to how she views anyone dumb enough to follow (and send money to) Spirit Move Ministry.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-260.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Google Gives Me Green Light To Continue "Harassing" The trumper Snowflake Mystere. LOL!

I'm not sure whether I can trust this information or not, seeing as I came by it secondhand, but apparently Google says I can keep "harassing" the trumper magaturd who calls himself Mystere. And that there is no reason for me to worry about TOS violations. Those only apply to Conservatives.

OK, so, providing this is true? Thanks, Google! Although (for the record) my secondhand source for this info is Mystere. He writes about how Google told him to piss off when he went crying to them about the "harassment" he has been suffering at my hands (LOL!). In a Mystere screed titled "Google Lets Dervish Sanders Get Away With Harassment", Mystere talks about his (erroneous) belief that I reported his blogs to Google and that his "Moonbat Spanker" blog was banned. Even though I am (mysteriously) still able to navigate to it. And to also (somehow) read it.

Now, I did report one of Mystere's WordPress blogs. This was following him somehow getting into my Gravatar account (or somehow otherwise spoofing my Gravatar account). This allowed him to post comments that appeared to be from me. Moronic comments that (in one example) had me "admitting" to being married to my dog. Up until this point I considered my trading of insults with Mystere to all be in good fun.

But hacking an account crosses a line, and so I reported the fake "Dervish Sanders" comments Mystere made. And, as a result, his WordPress blog was "suspended". I put "suspended" in quotes because I thought that, following an appeal by Mystere, the "suspension" would end and he'd get his blog back. But that was quite some time ago and the blog is still showing as "suspended". So I'd say it looks like he's never getting it back.

As "revenge" for my reporting of Mystere's TOS violations, he decided he would hack into my Google account. Or, he'd have a more intelligent friend do it for him. I suspect it was a friend because Mystere's IQ is observably very low. So low that hacking into an online account would be beyond his abilities. WAY beyond. Not that I know how to hack accounts, but I do know I'm smarter than Mystere. Not a brag, btw, as most people are.

Now Mystere, the snowflake that he is, is angry. I guess he does not realize that trading insults is one thing, but hacking an account (or directing a friend to hack an account) is something he SHOULD get in trouble for. Not that I reported him. I decided not to because I find his blogs to be hilarious. The "laugh AT Mystere" kind of funny and definitely NOT the "laugh with Mystere" kind of funny. So I wouldn't (and did not) try to get Google to take down his blogs, suspend them, or otherwise mess with them.

Also, I think I locked him out of future hacking by enabling two-step verification. I did this by having Google send a text to my phone to verify it was me. Mystere doesn't have my phone (or phone number) so he can't get a text to "verify" he is me (and thus gain unauthorized access to my account). Or so I hope. There may be a way around this. Not being a hacker, I can't say for certain.

In any case, it does feel good to know Google is on my side. And that, when it comes to "harassing" Mystere, they said "go ahead". Because I'm a liberal and Mystere is a Conservative. And Google is biased against Conservatives. The fact is "Google hates Conservatives". This I know because Minus FJ told me.

Poor Mystere! He must be crying his eyes out. At least he has Minus FJ's delusions to console him. That delusion being that Google is biased against Conservatives. Something I referred to as a "fact" in the paragraph above. But I meant a "fact" as per Minus FJ. So (in reality) it is a lie. Or an "alternative fact" as Kellyanne would call it.

Mystere, instead of whining, should be grateful Google let him get away with hacking into my account. That has got to be a serious TOS violation! One Mystere should be banned PERMANENTLY from Google for. Unlike Mystere's 100 percent false claims that I referred to him using a racial slur (I don't use racial slurs) and that I am of guilty "instigating violence".

Did someone beat you up, Mystere? Did Bubba say, "this is on behalf of Dervish Sanders" when he sucker punched you in the gut (rupturing your spleen) and then kick you a few dozen times in your (ample) belly after you dropped to your knees in agony? If so, you should have called the police. But Mystere was probably too afraid. Given that he's currently under investigation by the fuzz for sexually abusing puppies*.

Mystere sounds pretty angry at Google for this imagined discrimination (something they are "allowing"). "You can't hide this", Mystere warns. Because he cross-posted it to his (remaining) WordPress blog. So, even though (in Mystere's paranoid delusions) Google is out to get him, if they remove his fantasies (suspend his Spanking blog) the post will still be accessible on his "Cleveland Foxers" blog.

*Speculation that may or may not be accurate.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-129.

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Delusional Confabulating Nutjob Who Calls Himself "Mystere" Writes Fake (And Stupid) Comment He Says I Submitted To His Blog

I recently noticed a bizarre commentary on one of Mystere's many blogs. Apparently he believes I submitted a comment to a WordPress blog of his called "Cleveland Foxers".

Thursday, September 13, 2018.
Dervish Sanders' unedited email retort on Cleveland Foxers.

I got a notification of a comment waiting for moderation at my Cleveland Foxers blog site:

September 3 2018 Dervish Sandersf Email address: adfad@dfafa.com Aww...did ***** pull his personal photos off his social media places...? No more pics of ***** looking like he is made of melting crisco? Doesn't matter, *****. I have your photos. I'm going to start using them in creative ways.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dervish Sanders knows he's banned from replying on the Cleveland Foxers site. I thought I'd just show you readers this ridiculous retort here from Dervish Sanders… or is it Pookie Toot Toot?

Posted by mystere's moonbat slayer club at 2:37 PM.

Labels: Dervish Sanders, Lester Liberalmann, Pookie Toot Toot, This 0ne.

This is a lie. I did not author or submit this moronic comment to any of Mystere's blogs. So what's going on? An idiotic lie? A fevered delusion dreamt up by Mystere's mentally diseased brain?

Perhaps someone is punking Mystere? He does seem to think he has many enemies. Although I do not know if this is true or not. It might be, given what an asshole he is (a fact that would easily explain him having many enemies). He seems to be extremely paranoid. Pair that with his delusional brain and the result is "enemies" that may or may not exist.

In any case, if this message is "unedited", what's up with all the asterixis? Also, notice that my name is, according to Mystere, "Dervish Sandersf". Huh? My name ends with an "s", not an "f".

For the record, I noticed that Mystere grabbed all the pictures he could find that I've posted on my blog and Google+ page. Which he photoshopped (poorly). Adding word balloons (having my canines saying dumb shit). And he made one where his husband Rikishi farts in my dog's face.

I did examine all his pages (that I could find) and grab his pictures. And I did photoshop one picture. This would be the one of Mystere wearing his favorite T-shirt that is a part of my header and also on my sidebar. But that's it. Bad photoshopping is what Mystere finds hilarious. The idiot apparently believes they are super sick burns. A clue that he wrote this comment IMO. He says I'm threatening to photoshop pictures of "*****" (whoever that is), when that's what he does.

And why did Mystere blank out "*****"? I assume this is a name, but one he does not want known. "*****" must not be a replacement for "Mystere". Since blanking his own name would be kind of nonsensical. So what the hell does "*****" replace? Damned if I know.

What's the point of this bullshit? Did he just want to see if he could get a reaction out of me? Who knows. The explanation might just be that Mystere is crazy. Finally, does anyone (beside Mystere) know who the f*ck "Pookie Toot Toot" is?? Apparently this figment of Mystere's imagination is also a suspect.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-74.