Mystere Gets High On Shrooms And Watches Bestiality Videos

Mystere likes to get high on psychedelic mushrooms (which he refers to as "shrooms"). This is a fact known because Mystere talks about doing shrooms quite frequently.

Mystere, a pervert, is also very much into sex with canines. He has authored a number of commentaries on the subject recently. In one of his sick blog posts he wrote that sex with a dog is (quote), "the pleasure of a lifetime".

But it isn't just sex with dogs the pervert enjoys. In a 6/29/2018 post on his "Moonbat Spanker" blog Mystere tells us that a "good friend" of his invited him over to watch some beastality videos. My guess would be that the friend, knowing Mystere is into sex with dogs, invited Mystere to a "beastality video watching party". And asked Mystere to bring some of his shrooms.

Apparently Mystere's "good friend" works for the Clear Detox Center in Costa Mesa, Central Orange County CA. I mention this because, as per Mystere, the "beastality video watching party" took place at this facility. I don't know why Mystere writes about this on his blog, because, if it gets out, I think his friend will definitely be fired. Also possibly arrested.

Mystere says the police are already investigating. If this turns out to be true, I hope Mystere and his friends end up in prison for what they have done. The sexual assault of animals is a CRIME, Mystere! Also something only a sick pervert would get off on. Yet Mystere, instead of being embarrassed, brags on this blog.

And taunts the police. "They'll never catch me" Mystere must think. I don't know, Mystere. When the police are already investigating AND you admit to your crimes on your blog? I'm thinking that increases the chances you'll get caught.

Although Mystere (probably thinking he's being clever) writes on his blog that it wasn't him that was watching the videos. No, his friend (who also wasn't involved), only HEARD about it and gave Mystere a "heads up". But WHY would Mystere need a "heads up" if he wasn't involved? Obviously this friend was warning Mystere that the police may be looking to question him.

Will the police buy Mystere's lies? Mystere clearly thinks they will. Does Mystere believe he can get away with this kind of sick shit because he's married to a famous wrestler? Maybe he does. Me, I think he's going to get caught. Eventually. Hopefully sooner than later. Before the sicko sexually assaults more animals.

Other animals beside his dogs "Buttstink" and "Buttstink Too". According to what I've been able to discern, the dog he named "Buttstink" died. Due to the intensity of Mystere's daily sexual assaults on the poor animal. That's why Mystere obtained a new canine. "Buttstink Too" is the dog he's currently sexually assaulting.

Update: As per Wikipedia, the "sale and distribution of zoophilic pornography is legal". The watching of it is also legal. So why does Mystere say the police are investigating? Maybe because him and his friend were watching it where his friend works? Perhaps. But I think they'd just fire the guy. No need for the police to investigate. This makes me think that Mystere's post (his story about it being other people watching the videos and the police looking into it) is complete bullshit.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-56.

Mystere (A Cross-Dresser) Wears L'eggs Brand Pantyhose

We already knew that Mystere likes to dress in a woman's bra and panties, snap selfies, and send them (unsolicited) to guys he wants to see dick pics from. He unsuccessfully pulled this stunt awhile ago. Mystere wanted to exchange some pics of himself in women's undies (and pantyhose, apparently) for some dick pics. Mystere sent his pics to a guy he thought was a member of MoveOn named "Jesse".

Although "Jesse", according to Mystere, is an alias. Mystere revealed that the guy's name is actually "Erik" in another blog post. Mystere thought the selfies of him in women's underwear would make Jesse/Erik "super horny". Instead Jesse/Erik was grossed out and told Mystere to leave him alone.

As for Mystere cross-dressing and wearing L'eggs panyhose, Mystere wrote about it in a recent post on his blog. He placed the following images at the top of his post.

As a non-pantyhose wearing man, it simply did not occur to me that Mystere, when he wrote (in many comments) about getting a "tingle up his L'eggs", was referring to the pantyhose he wears.

I assumed he was misspelling "legs". Turns out he was talking about his favorite brand of pantyhose. Although, instead of the type with a reinforced or sheer toe, I would have guessed he wears control top.

BTW, that Mystere gets a thrill up his L'eggs when he takes dumps in his outhouse (getting high huffing jenkem and via "poophoria"), must mean that he cuts a hole in the rear of the pantyhose. If not he's just pooping his pantyhose, and he wouldn't need to visit his outhouse to do that. It is possible I'm wrong about the hole, however.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-55.

Meet WYM Co-Author, Fartbreath Mystere

Greetings, enemies. My name is Eddie Mystere, although you can call me Fartbreath Mystere. I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Especially those of my husband, a very famous WWE wrestler that goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Impressed? You should be.

I have been a contributor to this blog since the beginning. Although I have authored very few commentaries. Lately I have been very busy writing commentaries for my numerous blogs on the topic of moonbat men who have sex with dogs. This is a subject that I am extremely interested in. As you may or may not know, when a man has sex with a dog it is the pleasure of a lifetime. For the dog. For the man it feels pretty good too. I assume.

I say "I assume" because sex with a dog is illegal. I am therefore denying that I have ever boinked a canine. But if I were to insert "little Mystere" into a male dog's anus it would feel GREAT. You could ask my dog, Buttstink Too. If he could talk. Which he can't and therefore can not rat me out. Although I don't know why he would, since I am giving him the pleasure of a lifetime by having buttsex with him. Or I would be, if I were to do that. Which I absolutely never will (admit to doing).

BTW, I changed my Blogger display name awhile ago. Previously I went by the name "Klansman Mystere" and claimed I was a member of the Klan. Honestly I did intend to join that very fine organization. Turns out they didn't want a "chink" as a member and I was told to "f*ck off". "Chink" is a ethnic slur usually referring to a person of Chinese ethnicity. The word is also sometimes indiscriminately used against people of East Asian appearance (Wikipedia excerpt)

Please note that the primary author of this blog does NOT approve of the use of the slur "chink". I mention this because Dervish Sanders, after looking over my commentary, insisted that I make it clear that he disapproves of the use of ethnic slurs. Me, I don't have a problem with them. I use them myself. In regards to myself.

By which I mean that I've used ethnic slurs to describe myself in faked comments on my (suspended) WordPress blogs. I'm talking about comments I faked to make it look like the Blogger This One used a racial slur to disparage me. I doubt this upstanding and very smart blogger (who I hate) ever visited any of my WordPress blogs, though.

Unfortunately Dervish Sanders did look at my WordPress blogs, notice I was faking comments by him, reported me to WordPress, and got my WordPress blogs suspended.

Dervish Sanders should be very worried because I am plotting revenge. He will be sorry that he ever messed with me. I told him this, so I don't know why he continues to allow me to contribute to this blog. It might be because "Fartbreath Mystere" is a spoof ID. Although I stridently deny this scurrilous accusation. "Fartbreath Mystere" is just another of my many IDs. Some which I acknowledge are mine, others which I claim are my "team members" (but are really just sockpuppets).

Anyway, back to farts. I love to eat them (as I previously mentioned). I also love sniffing them. The sulfurous aroma sexually excites me. I like to crouch behind my husband and yank out some white gravy while he toots in my face. It gets me high when I deeply inhale my husband Rikishi's fragrant farts. BTW, I know you are judging me! But don't knock it until you try it. The white gravy belongs to Rikishi, and (for the record), I was referring to a reach-around.

Now, given that I am a man who is married to (and has sex) with a man, you may assume I am a homo. Let me assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. I am a straight Christian dude who acknowledges the fact that homosexuality is vile in God's eyes. This is why I identify as straight. Yes, I am a sinner (as we all are) but being a sinner does not make me gay, Libturds!

Note that this introductory posting replaces my previous introductory commentary "Meet WYM Co-Author, Klansman Mystere". I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Klan. I lied. Just because lying is fun. Like I said, I did try to join but was told to beat it. Their loss.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. Note that this post could be satirical in nature. It depends on whether or not "Fartbreath Mystere" is a parody ID. wym54.

Lying Dog-Hating trumper Mystere Continues To Blame Crimes Against Canines On Liberals

A dog-hating trumper known as "Mystere" has been on a tear recently. Apparently he's been Googling for stories concerning men having sex with canines*. Then, when he finds one, he posts about it on his blog. And he blames Democrats, even when the article says nothing about the political affiliation of the sick dog-raping pervert.

Apparently this pea-brain thinks only Democrats commit crimes. In his most recent canine-related story, he blames "moonbats" for the dognapping of a French bulldog.

Mystere: Dognappers Run Off With French Bulldog... It's open season on moonbat dog nappers! You 3 dingbats who robbed a home & dognapped a French Bulldog named Archie in Long Beach California: Did you know that your silver Nissan Versa sedan was caught on surveillance cameras when you 3 ran out of the home you burglarized? Too bad the homeowner didn't get a chance to swiss cheese your behinds with a couple rounds of lead. The Long Beach PD will be breaking down your doors soon. Archie's dog buddy Bruno's been moping around after you dingbats dognapped Archie from his home. (6/21/2018 at 6:37am).

The 6/18/2018 Press-Telegram article Mystere is talking about references a "male suspect". Nowhere in the article does it say the police determined that any of the 3 suspects (man who grabbed the dog and two accomplices driving a getaway car) are "moonbats", Liberals or Democrats.

Later on the article further describes the dognapper as "a Hispanic man with a shaved head and facial hair who stands between 5-foot-8 and 5-foot-11 and weights 170 to 180 pounds". Regarding the dognapper's clothing Nathaniel Percy (the author) writes that "he was last seen wearing black sunglasses, a black hooded long-sleeve sweatshirt, dark jeans and gray tennis shoes".

Did the sweatshirt the dognapper was wearing look exactly like this one, explaining how Mystere knows he is a moonbat?

No. The sweatshirt in question was not described as having an image of Che Guevara on it. Perhaps it was the pic a bystander snapped of the getaway vehicle (a silver Nissan) that tipped Mystere off that the 3 perps are moonbats?

Note the "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker! Proof positive at least one of the perps is a moonbat, right? No. Turns out the above image isn't of the perp's getaway vehicle, but a picture I found using Google.

So how the hell does Mystere conclude that the 3 perps are moonbats? It must be because (at least) one suspect is Hispanic. As per the Pew Research center "64% of Latino voters identified with or leaned toward the Democratic Party in 2016". That, and the perp is a criminal. Therefore he MUST be a moonbat. Case closed.

So, even though the article does not say the perp is a moonbat, Mystere can confidently conclude he is. Because who needs facts (like the suspect's name and voting history) when you can slander a "moonbat" and thereby slander all Democrats as criminals or criminal-supporters? Like Trump with his lies about Democrats being pro-MS13 (the hispanic criminal gang).

Here is a image of Barack Obama posing with his MS13 homies.

Many other such photoshopped images can be found via a Google image search. Lisa, the proprietor of the trumper blog Who's Your Daddy placed a photoshopped image of Nancy Pelosi hugging a MS13 gangbanger at the top of her blog for awhile.

This is just the kind of lie that trumpers like to smear Democrats with.

It isn't surprising that the very dishonest blogger Mystere makes false claims about sickos sodomizing canines being Liberal Democrats. Or falsely claiming that a dognapper is a "moonbat", while the article he's referencing does NOT mention the political leanings of the unidentified suspect. Mystere takes his cues from the liar-in-chief, Trump.

*Why is Mystere so interested in news stories concerning men having sex with dogs? My guess would be because these stories give the pervert Mystere a thrill up his L'eggs. He blames Liberals and feigns disgust, but I strongly suspect that the sick pervert pleasures himself while reading these news stories about men having sex with canines.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-53.

Trump-Voting Republican Caught Sodomizing Pit Bull Pup

What's up with these trumpers? Another one of their sick freaks goes off to boink his girlfriend's pit bull pup. According to WIBW News 13, the the Wichita Police booked into jail a 55-year-old Trump voter on counts of animal cruelty, criminal sodomy, and domestic battery. They did not release the sick freak's name.

This news came to my attention via a posting on the blog of a trumper who calls himself "Mystere". Although the liar Mystere claims that the Wichita man who sodomized the pup is a Liberal. Even though the article Mystere links to does NOT identify the man as a Liberal.

Instead it identifies him as a Trump-voting Republican. This makes a lot more sense to me, given the trumper's acceptance of sexual perversions such as it being OK to grab women by the privates. Also thinking it's just fine to bang porn stars shortly after your wife gives birth to yet another child.

So-called Christian Conservatives have no problem when a Republican predisent does these things. Their "religious leaders" give said predisent a "mulligan". Surely if Trump boinked a canine they'd accept that too. Mystere himself has referred to sex with a dog as "the pleasure of a lifetime".

The woman who owned the puppy... told investigators she got into a fight with her Trump-supporting boyfriend on Tuesday and, when she came home, he was having sex with the dog. ... Police say there was physical evidence of previous physical abuse to the dog. Wichita police say they're looking for a Trump-voting man who may have battered a five-month-old pit bull. [The] woman... put in a request to talk to detectives who deal with sex crimes. "I should have dumped him after he told me he voted for Trump" the distraught woman said. Police went to the 1300 block of N. Meridian to find the Trump-voting man, but he wasn't around. ... "We have seen an uptick in these kind of sick crimes" the lead investigating officer noted. "And the animal raper is, unsurprisingly, always a Trump supporter" the disgusted officer added. (Police: Wichita man caught having sex with pit bull pup has been arrested).

For the record, I amended the article by adding the portions in purple font. As I said previously, the article does not identify the man as a Liberal. Mystere lied. But the article also does not identify him as a Republican (Trump voter or otherwise). I tell you this because I am not a dishonest blogger like Mystere.

Mystere: Wichita Man Caught Sodomizing Pit Bull Pup... What's up with these liberals? Another one of their sick freaks goes off to boink his girlfriend's pitbull pup. (6/20/2018 at 10:54am).

What's up with this sick freak Mystere? This is the second time he has posted about a man caught having sex with a canine. Remember Mystere referred to sex with a dog as the "pleasure of a lifetime". That is an exact quote from a post by Mystere. The first post where he wrote about a man sodomizing a dog.

The first time he linked to an article from "The Mystery Vault", a fake news (looking) site. Their facebook page says you should read their articles because "you've been lied for long". I'm guessing they meant "you've been lied to for a long time".

The WIBW News 13 article is titled "Wichita man caught having sex with pit bull pup has been arrested". The concluding sentence of the article says "Police went to the 1300 block of N. Meridian to find the man, but he wasn't around. No arrests have been made".

The article reports that the woman "got into a fight with her boyfriend on Tuesday and, when she came home, he was having sex with the dog". A few lines later the article says "a woman told police she came home on Tuesday to find her boyfriend having sex with the dog". Why does Nick Viviani (the article author) repeat information he JUST gave?

So, while the article never identifies the Wichita man as a Liberal (despite Mystere's lie), it is poorly written. Which makes it suspect to me. The police put the man in jail, then let him go/dropped the charges (seeing as "no arrests were made"). And the woman (apparently) walked in on the man abusing her dog, walked out, then walked in again (explaining the repeat of the line about her walking in to find her boyfriend sodomizing the dog).

Apparently the pervert Mystere is Googling for articles about men having sex with dogs. He must be very interested in the topic. Then, when he finds one, he posts it to his blog. Along with a claim that the animal abuser is a Liberal. Whether the (in both cases poorly written) article says so or not.

Frankly I think it more likely that, in the two cases Mystere blogged about, the sick freak in question is a trump voter (for the reasons I previously noted). If both articles aren't fake news, that is. The Mystery Vault article clearly being fake news (it identifying the animal abuser as a Democrat in it's headline is obvious bullplop).

The WIBW News 13 article (which never identifies the 55-year-old man as a Liberal) being possibly true. It might be actual news from an real news website, despite being poorly written. BTW, the name of the man isn't known because (as per the article), the police "did not release is name". I assume that Nick Viviani meant to write that the police "did not release HIS name".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-52.

Pervert Mystere Brags About His Orgasmic Dumps (It's Called "Poophoria")

The sick pervert Mystere writes about feeling a tingle up his "l'eggs" (legs) while pooping in his outhouse in a recent commentary from one of his numerous blogs (see excerpt below).

Mystere: Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

Sorry, Mystere, but I use a modern flush toilet, not an outhouse. My guess is that Mystere uses an outhouse because he likes the smell of fermenting feces and urine. It's called "jenkem" and, as per Ducky, Mystere likes to get high by huffing it. Wikipedia notes that "jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste".

Ducky's Here: Eddie sure does love his caca. Nothing like it when he's huffing jenkem at blog Rikishi. (2/12/2018 at 5:10pm).

It also appears as though the act of pooping gives Mystere an additional high. I'd never heard of "poophoria" before, but did a Google search based on what Mystere wrote about feeling a thrill up his legs (which he types as "l'eggs" for some reason).

Researchers have revealed why, for some, going to the bathroom can be "like a religious experience or an orgasm". A Princeton doctor has revealed the key is the passing of a large stool. This, he claims, can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with orgasm. ... Dr Sheth said the euphoric high, dubbed "poo-phoria" is caused by a drop in blood flow. "The net effect of this is a drop in your heart rate and blood pressure, which in turn decreases blood flow to the brain. ... When mild, the lightheadedness can lead to a sense of sublime relation – the high". (Princeton Doctor Explains Why Going #2 Can Feel Like A "Religious Experience" Climax For Some Freaky Azz Folks! 2/14/2014 Bossip.com article).

Obviously Ducky was right. Mystere loves all things caca. Stinkfaces (sniffing farts AKA eproctophilia), huffing jenkem (fermented feces and urine) and poophoria (getting high via pooping). Clearly Mystere suffers from a serious psychological problem known as coprophilia.

As per Wikipedia this disorder can result in "sexual dysfunction, require participation of non consenting individuals, lead to legal complications, [and] interfere with social relationships". Surely a successful wrestler like Rikishi can afford to pay a psychiatrist to help his husband Mystere. But Mystere won't admit he has a problem because he is deep in denial (and strongly relies on transference to falsely accuse others of having HIS problems!).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-51.

Pervert Mystere's Reference To Something He Calls A "Sperm Smear Spree"

The sick pervert Mystere references something he calls "a sperm smear spree" in a recent lie-tastic commentary on his "Liberal Troll Watch" blog (post authored by Mystere sockpuppet "donkey's revenge").

Dervish went on a sperm smear spree when he read my post. He showed his queer fixation of men's genitals when he said that I wanted to see pictures of "Jesse" with his pants down. Dervish must be fantasizing seeing a photo of that vile pervert playing with himself. Dervish was probably jerking off with himself when he wrote his perverted vile retort. Sanders claims he's a Christian, yet his actions on his left wing extremist hate blogs bear the fruits of Satan. Hey Dervish, go wipe yourself. Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

I have never heard of a "sperm smear spree". I'm never gone on a "sperm smear spree". But Mystere throws out this phrase and expects people to know what the hell he's talking about. This suggests to me that Mystere is VERY familiar with what a "sperm smear spree" is. Because MYSTERE has gone on a "sperm smear spree". Many times (I suspect).

Where are you smearing your sperm, Mystere? What is causing you to produce this sperm (that you later smear somewhere/on someone)? Did Jesse send you that dick pic you were yearning to receive? One in which he is "playing with himself"?

BTW, unlike Mystere I am not bigoted against gay people. I just wish he'd keep his gay fantasies to himself. Especially the grosser ones like the "sperm smear spree". I don't even WANT to know what a "sperm smear spree" entails. Mystere, if you read this, please do NOT explain what you do when you go on a "sperm smear spree".

For the record, while Mystere is a (self-hating Conservative) gay man and a sick pervert, that does not mean all gay men are sick perverts. Most gay people have totally normal sex lives. They are just like straight people in that regard. They are just not attracted to women. I'm not bigoted against gay people (like I said), but I am bigoted against assholes like Mystere. I wouldn't care that he's gay if he wasn't a hypocrite about it.

I wouldn't even care about him being a sick pervert*. Just keep your sick perverted fantasies to yourself. Or, at the very least, don't involve me in them. i.e. I don't want a "stinkface" from your boyfriend (despite repeated offers), to go on a "sperm smear spree" with you, or describe to you the feelings I have while pooping (feelings I have never had, although Mystere apparently has experienced a "euphoric high, dubbed poo-phoria").

(*So long as the sick perversions take place between consenting adults. If not, then I absolutely do care. Like when Mystere claimed that sex with a dog is "the pleasure of a lifetime". How did the sick pervert Mystere come to this conclusion? Obviously he has to have had buttsex with a dog at least once. But even once is NOT OK, Mystere! It is animal abuse).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-50.

Pervert Mystere Thinks Sex With Canines Is "The Pleasure Of A Lifetime"

That the sick pervert Mystere thinks sex with canines is "the pleasure of a lifetime" is a quote from a recent commentary on his "Moonbat Slayer" blog.

Michigan Democrat Sodomizes His Basset Hound... This is the Democratic Poster Boy of the Democrat's Gold Standard of High Morals: Michigan Democrat Joseph Hattey. Hattey just got arrested for having sex with his Bassett Hound. Democrats are celebrating their Gay Pride Month and this happens. Someone got this dog boinker bailed out. Hattey works for MSU in the veternary department, so he has access to any mutt he wants. Hey liberals, bring your flea ridden mutts to MSU for a gold standard flea bath! Joey will give them the pleasure of a lifetime when he's done with them! Ask for the Irl Hudnutt/Dervish Sanders special. (6/16/2018 at 10:47pm).

Mystere links to an article from the Lansing State Journal as his "proof" that what he is reporting is accurate (see update below). Which it mostly is. One "error" in Mystere's blog post is his claim that Joseph Hattey is a Democrat. He may be a Democrat, he may be a Republican. The article does not say anything about Hattey's political affiliations (if any).

Yet, according this this pea-brained idiot, not only is Hattey a Democrat, but Democrats everywhere are celebrating this degenerate's animal abuse (sodomizing a basset hound). Which is absolutely not the case.

With his reference to Gay Pride Month he is clearly suggesting that having sex with dogs is the next step. If you are gay there is no depths to which you will not sink. Sexually abuse animals? Sure, why not? If you're a gay pervert why not be a sex with animals pervert? In the homophobe Mystere's tiny bigoted mind, at least.

On the other hand, it seems as if Mystere is REALLY into sex with dogs. Remember the line I quoted? Sex with a dog is the "pleasure of a lifetime". Not for him, but for the dog that Mystere has buttsex with. BTW, I know it's buttsex because (as per the article) Hattey was caught having sex with a male dog.

So, given the fact that Mystere was talking about the article, I assume what he's saying is that it is the "pleasure of a lifetime" when he has buttsex with a male dog. The pleasure of a lifetime... for the dog. Does Mystere believe that he's doing the canines he has buttsex with a huge favor?

Who knows? Or cares. One thing for certain is that Hattey is in big trouble and will likely go to prison... and Mystere should join him. Throw the book at both of these canine rapers, I say. Hattey and Mystere should both get the maximum sentence because they are both sick freaks.

As for this treatment (buttsex with your pet), I do NOT think it is the "pleasure of a lifetime". For the canine or for me. So that Mystere refers to this as the "Dervish Sanders special" is complete horseshit. Clearly animal abuse is the MYSTERE special.

Update 6/17/2018: Mystere changed the article his post links to. Previously he linked to an article from the Lansing State Journal which makes no mention of Hattey's political affiliation. Now he links to an article from "The Mystery Vault". What is "The Mystery Vault"? Looks like a CONservative conspiracy/fake news website to me. Their "about" page on Facebook says "What you need to know about the world you live in. You've been lied for long. And will continue to be lied to if you will not search the truth".

So, is what the Mystery Vault saying is that they will provide #trumpdupes like Mystere with the "truth"? The title of the article is "Democrat University Professor Arrested For Sodomizing His Dog". However, if you read the article, it never says how the author determined that Hattey is a democrat. Apparently it's called the "Mystery Vault" for a reason. It is a mystery how they come by their "facts".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-49.

Pervert Mystere Likes Dressing In Women's Underwear. Also, He Wants To See Your Dick Pics

What follows is a post from "Liberal Troll Watch" written by the trumper Mystere using his donkey's revenge sockpuppet.

MoveOn Trolls Harvest Phone Numbers... A lady friend of mine recently came to me for some advice on how to deal with a creep who somehow got a hold of her phone number illegally. My friend "Tori" forwarded a creepy text from a MoveOn volunteer, begging for a date. This creep "Jesse" asked for an explicit photo of her, asking her to pose in her bra and panties. Tori was freaked out after receiving this text. This dimwit libturd Jesse isn't very bright. Tori and I are waiting for this pervert Jesse to commit a big boo boo that will end up humiliating him. Liberals are not very bright. These dimwits are more than eager to take shortcuts down the highway of destruction and misery. Tori set a trap, hoping that Jesse becomes super horny enough to become careless. Jesse reminded Tori of that liberal creep Senator Underpants, the guy who just got recalled. Note: Tori & Jesse are aliases for those involved. (6/7/2018 at 2:27pm).

"Careless" and so "super horny" that he'll send dick pics, which Mystere is desperate to see. Apparently he isn't aware that those kind of pictures are easy to find online. Although, perhaps he just likes tricking straight guys into sending him dick pics by pretending to be a woman (there is no "lady friend" and "Tori" is actually Mystere would be my guess).

Next comes the humiliation, which might involve Mystere blackmailing "Jesse". An individual who probably is not a MoveOn volunteer. Otherwise "Tori" could report his harassment and misuse of her phone number... to MoveOn. I'm sure they do not want people who would do such things volunteering for them.

But, in Mystere's imagination, MoveOn is probably in on it. Does Mystere think that MoveOn instructed it's volunteers to "harvest" phone numbers and send texts requesting underwear pics to women (for some not readily apparent reason)?

BTW, if someone acquired the phone number of "Tori" illegally, why not report it to the authorities, Mystere? What I think happened is that Mystere sent Jesse a picture of himself in his bra and panties and wanted to see a weinergram in exchange. Jesse texted back "yuck, leave me alone pervert", and Mystere got mad.

Mystere had already fulfilled his part of the exchange, so how dare Jesse not send him that dick pic? Especially when he was eagerly awaiting it. Probably with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues close at hand.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-48.

Have You Laughed At A Trumper Today? A Delusional Mystere Freaks Out Again!

Apparently Mystere has been getting high huffing farts again. And it was while high that Mystere concluded it was his serious enemy Irl Hudnutt (aka Donald Bortz III) who got Mystere's WordPress blogs shut down with fake comments.

Mystere lost his WordPress blogs after I found comments that were made with my Gravatar account. Even though it wasn't me that wrote these comments, there they were, showing up under my name. I contacted Gravatar and they decided Mystere had violated their terms of service (TOS) and that he should be punished by having his WordPress blogs suspended.

Mystere, convinced that Irl Hudnutt faked the comments, is currently freaking out, worried about what Irl might do next. Will Mystere lose his Google blogs as well?

It absolutely could happen, given the fact that Irl is a computer genius. A computer genius who lives "back east" and uses proxy servers to mask his IP. This is how he fooled WordPress into thinking it was Mystere who posted the fake "Dervish Sanders" comments on his Moonbat Spanker blog.

Mystere should give it up. Admit defeat and quit blogging. Irl Hudnutt is coming for him and Mystere, with his tiny pea-brain, does not stand a chance. Mystere made some serious enemies who, after having laid low for awhile, are coming for him.

I kid, of course. I did Google the name "Irl Hudnutt" and found a Blogger account with this name attached to it. Do he and Mystere have a past? Are they bitter enemies from long ago (Mystere claims that Irl has been trolling him for 9 years)?

Apparently the answer to this question is YES. I say this because Irl Hudnutt commented on my prior blog post. According to Irl his name is not "Donald Bortz III". That is a delusion dreamt up by Mystere's tiny pea brain.

Mystere claims that this feud between us started because *I started trolling him*. And he makes similar claims concerning Irl Hudnutt.

Mystere: ...when you started trolling me, I fought back... (5/28/2018 at 2:46pm). Mystere: I have a blog enemy who's been trolling me off and on for 9 years ... This troll is Irl Hudnutt aka Donald Bortz III... (5/17/2018 at 9:21am).

Irl Hudnutt says Mystere got booted from a blog Irl used to contribute to because Mystere left "leave strange, incoherent comments". Which I can absolutely believe. Given that I've seen Mystere make many strange, incoherent comments on Who's Your Daddy.

Mystere apparently began baselessly attacking Irl Hudnutt after being banned for the incoherent comments. Mystere created two blogs to trash Irl Hudnutt with a load of lies. Irl Hudnutt's Pignen and Irl Hudnutt Is A Jackass. There may be more that I am unaware of.

Mystere claims he's a Christian, but he's a racist trumper who attacks Muslims, gay people and other targets of the hate-filled Christian Right. Irl says Mystere is an "evangelical nutjob" and I agree. With Trump in the White House these "evangelicals" can't hide from their hypocrisy any longer. They say they're the party of "family values" but support an amoral man who has been married multiple times, each time divorcing to marry a younger woman. He has never been faithful while married to any of them. This includes his current wife. Clearly he does not take marriage vows seriously.

His evangelical supporters acknowledge that Trump is a cheater who has never even attempted to be faithful. They don't care (while continuing to care about Bill Clinton's faithfulness). Other Trump sins are "fake news" and vigorously denied. That Trump is a racist, a traitor who won the election with help from Russia, has laundered money for Russian oligarchs, and is currently filling the swamp (in violation of the emoluments clause from day one, pay-for-play on an unprecedented level, etc) are liberal fantasies and lies spun by the "enemedia".

BTW, don't forget that Trump is seeking to slash programs that help the poor and enforce policies that harshly punish "illegal aliens". All things a good Christian man would do, in other words. Explaining why Fake Christians like Mystere love him.

This must be why Mystere disliked Irl Hudnutt's blog, 10 Minutes With Bob Dutko. Bob Dutko is a Christian conservative radio host. Irl's blog (which does not appear to be active any longer) was critical of Bob.

Mystere must be a Bob Dutko fan. That, or he just felt the need to come to the defense of a fellow Christian Conservative. Bob is "one of America's most listened to Christian Radio Talk Show Hosts". Bob also "fearlessly defends the Christian truth" (according to Bob). So I guess that explains it. Mystere does hate anyone who disagrees with Right-wing Christian "truths". Typical for an intolerant "Christian Conservative" evangelical.

Mystere likely imagined (many times) that Rikishi gave Irl Hudnutt a "blog stinkface". He's repeated this nonsense about "blog stinkfaces" and "slapping around" on numerous occasions in regards to me. But that's Mystere writing like a "street dude", being "laid back and casual" and "shooting straight from the hip" (how the idiot describes his blogging style). LOL!

Mystere is a trumper that is easy to laugh at. Trump was sent by God according to this idiot. Mystere says that Barack Obama (a US citizen born to a US citizen mother) somehow "carpetbagged" his way into the White House. With the help of Satan. Trump, on the other hand, is "God's chosen one". Evangelical nutjob INDEED.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-47.