It is being reported that VonShitsinpants is sleeping and farting in court. This is in regards to the hush money trial in New York. He directed his (at the time) lawyer Michael Cohen to pay adult film star star Stormy Daniels to keep quite about that time he boinked her. While he was married to Melania and she had just given birth to his son Barron.
The reason he paid her off was because the Access Hollywood video had just come out (the video where dotard says he grabs women by their privates) and he knew this could cost him votes bigly. So, it looks like he will be convicted. I mean, Rudy Giuliani let it slip to Sean Hannity that the payments were "funneled through a lawfirm" :P
You "funnel" payments when you're trying to hide them. donald tRump is obviously guilty. It looks like he is going to be convicted. At least on some counts. He won't walk or be completely vindicated. Rightturds seem worried. They say that "the fix is in". America is becoming just like Russia, a country where Putin's political opponents face phony prosecutions and are sent to prison to prevent them from running for office. And defeating the totalitarian leader.
Which (rightturds are convinced) is what's going on here. Joe Biden is running scared. He "knows" donald tRump is going to kick his ass in the upcoming election. Why Joe Biden directed Merrick Garland and Soros-funded prosecutors to take down dotard.
The People want the farting nincompoop VonShitsinpants to return to the presidency? Because (in rightturd delusions) it is Joe Biden who farts and poops his pants. It's Joe Biden who has dementia, etc :P
Video: Apr 22, 2024. Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs Donald Jeraldine Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest. His lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to deny Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels. Trump is rumored to be farting in the courtroom but there's no way to prove it so please don't repost this video out of context with dumb captions like "The Shart of the Deal" or "Gassolini". Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the look of his courtroom sketches to Jimmy making fun of him, NYT reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial... #Kimmel.
Video: Apr 22, 2024. According to the MeidasTouch Network, former President Donald Trump has been farting during his hush money trial. David Shuster breaks it down on Rebel HQ. #DavidShuster #News #Politics.:P
Moron: I must admit I feel sorry for Camilla after she got gassed by Joey's loud, long and bigly stinky blow by gas emitted from his bottom, unfiltered by the bathroom accident he simultaneously had in front of her. Her face says it all. 1/18/2024
Snopes says the claim that Joe Biden farted in the presence of Camilla Parker Bowles is unproven. In November 2021, ...a false claim was spread that Biden pooped his pants during a meeting with Pope Francis. Then, an altered video of Biden was circulated on social media that featured a fake fart noise. And now, a rumor is going around that the president farted while speaking with Camilla... Despite headlines claiming that Camilla Parker Bowles "can't stop talking about it", the Duchess has offered no public comments on the matter.
Video: April 21, 2024. A topic that's as old as humanity itself but is rarely discussed in polite conversation: the art of farting. Join us as James Carville delves into the curious intersection of flatulence and American politics, examining instances where political figures like Trump and Giuliani have been caught in the act. Learn about the Freedom Caucus's inadvertently comical acronym and how it ties back to a long tradition of farting in politics, dating back to the days of Benjamin Franklin and Abraham Lincoln. Prepare for a mix of irreverent humor and political satire that will have you rethinking the role of the humble fart in public life. Politicon.
The Floor Action Response Team. The House Freedom Caucus has revived a team of conservative lawmakers. Their objective ... is to "take shifts monitoring the chamber floor to prevent their own party leaders from making unilateral moves that could curb their power". This initiative is known as the Floor Action Response Team aka FART.
Friday, May 24, 2024
Sleepy Poopy Pants Dotard Farts Bigly In Court. About To Be Found Guilty?
Monday, November 15, 2021
Mystere (High On Shrooms) Gets Angry, Throws An Infantile Temper Tantrum And Posts Lies On His Hate Blog
Actually that is what the low-IQ blogger says I did. He refers to me posting about idiocy from his blog. But I say what's going on is explained by projection. Why the hell would I throw a "temper tantrum" in reaction to Mystere's stupidity? My post was making fun of Mystere. Mystere's stupidity doesn't make me angry, he's the one who has to go through life as a total moron.
What made me "angry", according to Mystere, was the fact that, when he claimed (on his blog) the actor Willie Garson caught AIDS and died, I pointed out that he lied.
Or maybe Garson got the covid vaccine and that killed him. Mystere can't decide which. It's possible the covid vaccine killed Willie Garson. Because Mystere is a paranoid lunatic who subscribes to the conspiracy theory that the covid vaccine contains poison and those who made it are intentionally trying to kill large numbers of people (the "thin the herd" conspiracy theory).
On the other hand, Willie Garson was gay. So he might have died from AIDS. Because Mystere is a homophobe who thinks God hates gay people as much as he does. Despite the fact that Willie Garson only played a gay character on the TV program "Sex in the City" and was (in real life) a straight man.
"Not so" Mystere says in his post. Garson actually had a boyfriend. Mystere says I should "do my homework". Even though I couldn't find any "entertainment source" that says Garson had a male lover.
In his commentary Mystere insinuates I am gay. And that I am committing homosexual acts with another blogger he hates. One who is married to a woman. I say this is (possibly) more projection. Not that I would have any problem with Mystere being gay. What I have a issue with is his hypocrisy -- being a self-loathing gay man who attacks others for being gay (whether they are or not).
On the other hand, it is possible Mystere is a straight homophobe. Despite being anally obsessed. And talking about farting, sniffing farts, and consuming "white gravy" all the time. Not that gay people are obsessed with farting. Though the farts that Mystere talks about most of the time are those of the WWE wrestler Rikishi. A man Mystere might be sexually attracted to.
"Flingo" is the sockpuppet sidekick to an idiot who calls himself Mr. Methane. Clearly Mystere wishes he was this "Flingo". If he were, he'd be around (and able to sniff) any gas which escapes from Paul Oldfield's anus (Mr. Methane's acutal name). This is obviously more projection.
Whether or not Mystere is gay I can't say for sure. But he surely an eproctophile. Which is a person who derives sexual gratification from the smell of flatulence. In Mystere's case, the toots of the wrestler Rikishi and a "flatulist" who calls himself Mr. Methane. Never does he mention a woman who farts. You can draw your own conclusions.
Not that I necessarily have any problem with this either. To each his own. Though Mystere should really get some psychological help. Because he hates that he might be gay. And that he loves sniffing farts. Why he projects these characteristics onto his perceived enemies. Mystere refers to me as "mein blog enemy".
BTW, it's Mystere who hacks into people's accounts. Or into mine. Though, given Mystere's extreme stupidity, I suspect he had someone smarter do it for him. But it was my Google account that was hacked. I've never hacked into anyone's account to "harvest" information.
As for -FJ (aka Minus) being an ally -- Minus (I am positive) realizes Mystere is a useful idiot. Why Minus defends Mystere. And why he expends so much energy coming up with ridiculous explanations as to why Mystere's stupidity is correct.
Friday, June 7, 2019
Accused Sick Puppy Peddler Arrested On Felony Charges After Years Of FOX 11 Investigations
As revealed in my prior commentary, Mystere was recently arrested for farting. I admit later in that post, however, that it was Sean Sykes of Kansas City Missouri who ripped a loud fart, forcing the police officer to flee the interrogation room. It turns out, however, that the exact same thing happened to Mystere. Coincidentally. Something I didn't know at the time. Clearly I am a surprisingly prescient prognosticator.
Anyway, unlike Sean Sykes, who was picked up for being caught with a backpack full of drugs and a gun, Mystere was brought in for questioning in regards to puppy porn0graphy he was selling on the street. Homemade DVDs in which the sick freak boinks male dogs in the bu+t. The charges Mystere faces include animal abuse. That is in addition to the assault charge for flatulence that almost caused a police officer to pass out. After which he may have hit his head and suffered a concussion. So we're talking about something that is really serious.
Apparently Mystere belongs to a group of puppy ped0philes who call themselves The Cleveland F*ckers. I read about this on Mystere's blog of the same name. I think Mystere admits to his sick perversions because he, instead of being embarrassed for being caught participating in animal rape, is actually proud.
btw, when I say I "read" about this on Mystere's blog, what I mean is that I read the title of a post on his blog. The "post" (such as it is) is completely devoid of content. Except for a link which I didn't follow. Instead I, given the lack of content in the post by Mystere, decided to make an educated guess as to what Mystere was trying to tell his readers.
Approximately 11 months ago I found an alarming commentary on Mystere's "Moonbat Spanker" blog. In this post Mystere relates a tale in which a "good friend" invited him over to watch some be@stality videos. What happened (I'm guessing) is that Mystere went from watching videos others made to "starring" in his own videos.
This despite the fact that (as he related in the post on his blog) the police were investigating. I don't know what took them so long. He should have been arrested a long time ago. But just watching beastality videos (while sick and perverted) is shockingly not illegal. Unlike watching or simply possessing child p0rn. If you're into child p0rn the cops will arrest you quick and send you to prison for a long time.
Beastality videos, not so much. So long as you're only watching. Mystere crossed the line into animal abuse when he started filming himself. Although I think it was probably another member of the "Cleveland F*ckers" who filmed him. Hopefully Mystere won't be offered immunity for flipping on his co-conspirators. I imagine the cops (due to the farting incident) aren't inclined to cut Mystere any slack.
Mystere's husband Rikishi better hire a good lawyer if he hopes to keep his mate out of prison. Still Mystere likely won't get much time, given the fact that animal sexual abuse isn't a crime nearly as serious as child sexual abuse. Maybe it should be. But luckily for Mystere it isn't.
I don't know why the story that Mystere links to on his blog says that Fox 11 investigated for years. My understanding is that the investigation took a little less than a year. But now Mystere must answer for his crimes. And he continued sexually abusing dogs (and filming it) all that time (I assume). It really is a travesty that the cops didn't stop him sooner. In my opinion.
Monday, June 3, 2019
Mystere Arrested For Farting. Charged With Assaulting A Police Officer
Allowing some time for the smell to dissipate, the officer returned to the room and placed End0 in handcuffs. The charge (I presume) was assaulting a police officer.
Hard to believe, you say? Well check it out yourself. Below I've copied and pasted the story, including a link you can follow for verification.
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A man whose excessive flatulence forced a police detective to cut short an interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges. The Kansas City Star reports that 25-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. entered the plea Monday. The charges stem from a police traffic stop in September in Kansas City, Missouri, in which officers found a backpack with drugs and guns. Sykes was a passenger in the vehicle.
A detective reported that when asked for his address, Sykes "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering". Court documents say Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview. Sykes will be sentenced at a later date, after a pre-sentence report is completed. (Man Whose Farts Ended Police Interview Pleads Guilty). |
Oops. Looks like it wasn't Mystere, but someone named "Sykes". Also, the incident occurred in Missouri, not California. My mistake. I did, however, immediately think of Mystere when I read the title of the article. But, upon clicking the link and reading the article, found it wasn't about Fartso. Although I can imagine that Mystere may have been arrested for farting at some time in the past. Or perhaps he will be some time in the future.
btw, if your reaction upon reading this post is to call it stupid... I agree. Yet it is far less stupid than the MAJORITY of what Mystere writes on any of his many blogs (a list that continues to shrink). Or doesn't write, as many times he simply publishes a link without any commentary (thinking this qualifies as a post) or puts up the litany of badly photoshopped images that return over and over.
Saturday, May 11, 2019
"E" Is For Eproctophilia, Which Is Good Enough For Mystere
Mystere calls himself "Mr. E" on Twitter. While people might think the "E" stands for "End0" because that is Edward's last name, that would be an incorrect assumption. I mean, why shorten "Endo" (which is 4 letters) to "Mr. E" which is 5 characters (including the period and the space)? Clearly that makes no sense. Obviously the "E" in "Mr. E" stands for Eproctophile, which Mystere is. Someone sexually excited by sniffing farts, that is.
Mystere (a closeted homosexual) is married to the WWE wrestler who goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Obviously Mystere does not have to fantasize about getting Rikishi stinkfaces. Or about then sticking out his tongue and having a "wet lick". Given that he can get a stickface and butthole lick whenever he wants. Although maybe Mystere dreams about Rikishi passing gas in his face when his husband is away from home. I've heard that Rikishi spends many hours on the road due to his profession.
Rikishi, the breadwinner in the relationship, works his tail off to support his shiftless husband. Rikishi is quite angry with his mate due to the fact that Mystere is always frittering away his husband's hard earned money buying stuff online. Mystere's latest addiction is collecting dildos molded from the penises of famous gay porn stars. When Rikishi saw his latest credit card bill he blew his top. Mystere (as a punishment) received a bare-bottomed spanking that left his buttocks a fiery red and quite sore for several days.
By the way, Mystere's admission that he probed his anus with his finger (then licked it) is something he attributes to me. He posted a comment on WYD using a sockpuppet he created using my Blogger handle and avatar. But it was clearly written by him. Probing his anus and licking the finger being something Mystere would clearly do. Although Franco played along, I doubt he was actually fooled by Mystere's juvenile retort (such a comment being right up his alley).
For the record, yes, this blog is now 100 percent about Mystere. All Mystere all the time. In fact, I'm thinking about changing the name of the blog to "Inside Endo's Head AKA Mystere Is A Jackass" (based on the title of a blog Mystere created to express his hatred for Irl Hudnutt).
Finally (for those of you who may be wondering), zero posts that appear on this blog have (or ever will) be published in Out Magazine. Because (for one), Mystere is not "out" but in the closet (as previously noted).
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Dinesh D'Souza Smells Himself (He Who Smelt It Dealt It)
A tweet (turned into a meme) currently (as of the publication of this commentary) at the top of the Rightwing trumpanzee blog, Lisa's Who's Your Daddy (WYD).
"He who smelt it dealt it" is a reference to farting, of course. Farting (as the readers of either this blog or WYD know) is something a trio of commenters known as Eddie Mystere, Ratty Trapper MD and Don Key (AKA the fart bois) frequently (on their blogs and on WYD) write about. How much they love huffing flatulence, that is (a fact made obvious by their repeated reference to something they call a "blog Rikishi stinkface").
In the case of the scumbag D'Souza (author of a fiction novel titled The Roots of Obama's Rage in which he spins libelous yarns about former President Barack Obama) the RAT he smells is himself. Despite pleading guilty in federal court to the crime of acting as a straw donor (using another person's money to make a political contribution in his own name, which is considered an illegal campaign contribution) in 2012, D'Souza later cried about being a "political prisoner" of Barack Obama after serving HARD time for his infraction (eight months in a halfway house). Said crying taking place on a 9/26/2014 airing of Glenn Beck's program.
D'Souza clearly is implying (with his tweet) that Beverly Young Nelson is a coached liar (coached by the hated Gloria Allred, no doubt). An accusation to which I say... of course Allred and Nelson went over what she was going to say before the press conference. "Coaching" is clearly a loaded word, but whatever. I (as well as many Republicans) believe her. Her account of Roy Moore's sexual assault bolstered by the fact that 7 other women have made similar accusations against Moore, saying they were romantically pursued or assaulted by Moore as young teenage girls when he was in his 30's (8 women total as of 11/15/2017 as per ABC News).
And now the predisent has all but endorsed the "Christian" Moore, saying "he totally denies it. He says it didn't happen. And you know you have to look at him also. He says, 40 years ago, this did not happen". Trump also claims that his accusers are liars. Pervs of a feather flock together. A category I'd place WYD trumpanzee FreeThinke into. While I do not know if Mr. Thinke ever sexually assaulted any women, I do know that he defends men who sexually assault young teenage girls.
As per Thinke's 11/21/2017 post, "some these allegations are clearly fabrications". And "that certainly seems to be true of the claims against Roy Moore". Mr Thinke goes on to author the following comment about Moore ("his" post is a copy and paste of an American Thinker article A Fair Hearing by a Jury of His Pervs by Clarice Feldman).
| FreeThinke: The DirtyRat party has opened up a new Pandaora's Box with this nonsense.
NOW every bimbo, slut, femma fatale, scorned female, bitter old bitch, gold digger, and would-be celebrity in the universe is going to come out of the woodwork tooth and claw SUING every male with prestige and a few extra bucks for all they're worth. The CASTRATON of the AMERICAN MALE and the establishment of a VAGINACRACY seems to be the ultimate goal. (11/21/2017 at 4:51pm). |
I don't know about you, but MY conclusion is that Mr. Thinke is a HARDCORE misogynist. What, with his way over-the-top conclusion that women coming forward (re #metoo) to tell their stories of sexual harassment equates to males being "castrated" and women seeking a "vaginacracy". As opposed to finally doing something about the fact that (as per a YouGov poll) "60% of women report having been sexually harassed by a man" (a lot of women spouting nonsense, I guess).
Clearly Mr. Thinke wants the status quo to remain (the existing "peniscracy" AKA male privilege). As a man, he thinks men are entitled to sexually harass women. Although I'm sure that (in his eyes), what we're talking about is just "men being men". Also that (as is the case with Moore), allegations of anything of a more serious nature is slanderous coached confabulation by lying bitches eager for attention. Or women who had "sweet dreams" (they are delusional nutters being taken advantage of by the Left for political advantage).
"How these gals came up with this, I don't know. They must have had some sweet dreams somewhere down the line" is what Pastor Earl Wise of Millbrook claims of the accusers. He also speculated that they must have been paid a "hefty sum" (WA Examiner, 11/21/2017). A pastor said this!
Disgusting. I surely hope that what Republican Senator Jeff Flake said (on a hot mic) about the Republican Party being "toast" (for embracing sexually assaulters like Moore and Trump) turns out to be accurate. The former party of "family values" should absolutely have to pay a steep price for what they have allowed themselves to become.
The Deplorable Party, I'd call them. Not that I EVER thought the GOP represented either "family values" or Christianity. Hating gay people, transgender folks and Muslims not being Christian in my book. Or seeking to take away a woman's right to choose. The Bible does not confirm that RWers are correct in believing that life beings at conception (far from it). And where does repressing and disenfranchising Black voters come into play? More "family values"?
FreeThinke claims that "attempts to DENY our essential identity as SEXUAL BEINGS have caused MOST of the MISERY experienced thriogh the ages". However, I (as a self-identifying Christian) say sexuality is something of this world. Will we, as spiritual beings in the next life, continue to be obsessed with sex? Or will boning (after our souls are separated from our mortal bodies) cease to have any importance? I'm thinking the later is more likely than the former.
I like sex as much as any normal man (due to hormones and whatnot), but I do NOT consider myself a "sexual being". I consider myself a intellectual being (my mind being more important to me than my naughty bits). Don't many of these so-called religious God fearing Republicans, in opposition to perversion-embracing sexually immoral Democrats, believe that sex should be for procreation? Another example of their extreme hypocrisy.
For the record, Dinesh D'Souza, author of What's So Great about Christianity (not a question, but a statement), is another pseudo Christian who relishes using his supposed faith as a cudgel against his political opponents. According to D'Souza (pre the 2016 election) "a vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote to not only permit, but bring in federal subsidies for abortion" (Democrats want to murder babies).
Also (as a part of his argument for Christians to vote for Republican nominee Donald Trump) D'Souza said, "a vote for Hillary is a vote to put religious freedom - already precarious - into a much more endangered position ("Christianity is under assault from the Left" bullshit). Seriously, f*ck this guy. He isn't morally superior, he's a morally inferior slime.
Tweet at the top of this post in which he sides with the repugnant and self-proclaimed "Christian" hebephile Moore an example of the darkness of his soul. That's in addition to his fabricated fantasies about Obama and blatant lies (and distortions of the historical record) regarding the Democratic Party.
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Predisent Fart aka MAGA Man
donald Jackass trump, the racist misogynist Russia colluder currently occupying the White House, should be referred to as "predisent Fart", IMO. As a sign of disrespect. "Predisent", because that is how tRump's personal lawyer, Marc Kasowitz referred to Trump (in a letter riddled with misspellings). I've decided that "predisent" (my own definition) refers to a president who is illegitimate (swtd-358).
And I'm calling him "Fart" because that's what "trump" means in England. A "trump" is a fart. Additionally it is my understanding that MAGA doesn't stand for "Make America Great Again", but "Massive Ass Gas Attack" (dsd-059).
Which is what this a-hole has launched upon the United States (metaphorically). tRump does not give a poop about Blue Collar working stiffs. These would be the people he has referred to as the "forgotten man" in campaign speeches (and in his inaugural address). He criticized Hillary Clinton for giving highly paid speeches to Wall Street audiences, then he added many Goldmans Sachs alums to his cabinet. tRump is a con man who is working to enrich himself and the other oligarchs.
Unfortunately the hardcore rubes (most of the people who comment at the blog Who's Your Daddy, for example. FreeThinke, Rusty Shackelford, the Radical Racist and Mystere aka edward end0 (trumpturds that post there) will support him to the end. Instead of being repelled by tRump toots, they LOVE the stench! And eagerly seek out more tRump farts to huff. They can't wait for DJT to release his nauseous gas so they can drink it in. The "farts" being dotard tweets, lies from the fart administration, praise-filled