trumper Magaturd Mystere Fesses Up To His Queer Fixation On Bill Barr

When I describe this fixation of Mystere as "queer", I mean strange. WHY would it "taste like chicken" Mystere? Previously Mystere confessed to probing his anus and licking his finger. He said it tasted like peanut butter. Now he says the anus tastes like chicken? Maybe it's only Bill Barr's anus that tastes like chicken?

In any case, it looks like Anthony Sanders and I are in agreement. That is super disgusting, Mystere! For the record, Anthony Sanders and I are not the same person. Even though the pea brain thinks we are.

Lastly, just because you might be wondering... Mystere says "L'eggs" instead of "legs" because he is referencing "L'eggs" brand pantyhose. Apparently Mystere likes to cross-dress and L'eggs is his favorite brand of pantyhose. This was per another confession from his blog (although the entire blog has since been removed for some reason).

Image photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Photo of Mystere provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-115.

WTF Is Mystere Talking With His Frequent References To L'eggs Pantyhose?

Mystere, a cross-dresser who wears women's bras and panties (underneath his normal clothes, I presume), previously revealed that his favorite brand of pantyhose is L'eggs.

Mystere mentions L'eggs brand panthose in his comments and blog posts frequently. Men who Mystere doesn't like get accused of wearing L'eggs. Because, to him, being accused of being gay is a horrible insult. Even though Mystere himself is gay. But he is an in-the-closet and in-denial self-hating gay man.

If Mystere refers to a man as L'eggs-wearing, it is a "you're gay" insult. Because Mystere considers himself a Christian who hates gay people as God commands. Also, all gay men wear pantyhose (he thinks?).

Additionally, Mystere has referred to people getting runs in their L'eggs. Both men and women. If it's a man who gets a run in his L'eggs the gay insult applies. But there is more to it than that. I think he's talking about the person (the one who got a run in their L'eggs) throwing a temper tantrum.

Think of a spoiled child throwing themselves to the ground and spinning around because their mommy or daddy won't give them what they want. Mystere thinks Democrats who hate tRump verbalizing their hate for him are throwing "temper tantrums". At the top of this post is a cartoon from the tRump-loving Ben Garrison that illustrates the trumper view of those who oppose the Orange Turd.

So, when the anti-Trump Liberal boys and girls are on the ground throwing their temper tantrums, the pantyhose they are wearing get snagged on something (a rock, a popped screw or nail, whatever) and the end result is a run in their L'eggs. Burn! Double burn if you're a non-Trump-supporting man. At least in Mystere's homophobic peabrain.

For the record, if I refer to Mystere getting a run in his L'eggs, it is also a "you're gay insult". Made not because I think being gay is horrible, but ONLY because, to Mystere (a hate-filled gay-hating bigot) it is a horrible insult.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym59.

Mystere (A Cross-Dresser) Wears L'eggs Brand Pantyhose

We already knew that Mystere likes to dress in a woman's bra and panties, snap selfies, and send them (unsolicited) to guys he wants to see dick pics from. He unsuccessfully pulled this stunt awhile ago. Mystere wanted to exchange some pics of himself in women's undies (and pantyhose, apparently) for some dick pics. Mystere sent his pics to a guy he thought was a member of MoveOn named "Jesse".

Although "Jesse", according to Mystere, is an alias. Mystere revealed that the guy's name is actually "Erik" in another blog post. Mystere thought the selfies of him in women's underwear would make Jesse/Erik "super horny". Instead Jesse/Erik was grossed out and told Mystere to leave him alone.

As for Mystere cross-dressing and wearing L'eggs panyhose, Mystere wrote about it in a recent post on his blog. He placed the following images at the top of his post.



As a non-pantyhose wearing man, it simply did not occur to me that Mystere, when he wrote (in many comments) about getting a "tingle up his L'eggs", was referring to the pantyhose he wears.

I assumed he was misspelling "legs". Turns out he was talking about his favorite brand of pantyhose. Although, instead of the type with a reinforced or sheer toe, I would have guessed he wears control top.

BTW, that Mystere gets a thrill up his L'eggs when he takes dumps in his outhouse (getting high huffing jenkem and via "poophoria"), must mean that he cuts a hole in the rear of the pantyhose. If not he's just pooping his pantyhose, and he wouldn't need to visit his outhouse to do that. It is possible I'm wrong about the hole, however.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym55.