Showing posts with label Mystere Prophet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mystere Prophet. Show all posts

Monday, June 3, 2024

The Van Impe Prophecy. Proof I Am A Real-Deal Prophet?

Monday, September 10, 2018.

Truly, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom. Matthew 16:28.

This could just be a coincidence. I mean, I prophisized that an 87 year old man was going to die eventually. So, I'm not a prophet? ON the other hand, Jack Van Impe (of Jack Van Impe Ministries) was completely convinced that he would never die. Instead he would be swept up in the Rapture and be transported to Heaven bodily. That is, he would go to Heaven without dying. But he did die. On January 18, 2020.

So, my prophecy that Jack Van Impe would not make it until the Rapture occurred turned out to be accurate. Though I do not believe there will ever be any "Rapture". It is not in the Bible @



The Second Coming is another way that Jack Van Impe could have avoided dying. If he was still alive when Jesus (as per the Christian belief) returns to rule over the Earth. Wikipedia says "A 2010 survey showed that about 40% of Americans believe that Jesus is likely to return by 2050". Obviously Jesus has not returned. Also, Jack Van Impe is definitely dead.

But Jack Van Impe thought he would be among those swept up in the Rapture. And that he would depart Earth (bodily) to be with God in Heaven. While those Left Behind would have to go through the Tribulation. Before the 2nd coming. Well, I don't know if he thought he personally would absolutely never die. Only that some people of the generation that is living wouldn't.



In the video above "The Rapture Explained" (posted 13 years ago) Jack Van Impe says (10:39) "we are the generation that will not die". And, near the end of the video (14:51), Van Impe says "I can hear the knock right now, it's that near. It could very easily be December 21, 2012. But I won't set that date".

At 47:12 in this video Jack Van Impe says "the generation that lives to see what I've just told you shall not pass from the earth. We're going up. Amen, Rexella".

"We can know that HIS coming to the Earth is right in the future. Because every sign is here. Israel a Nation and controlling Jerusalem. and he says when you see those two that's it. So we now know that every sign pointing to his coming of the earth is here [the second coming]. Therefore we go home earlier seven years before that" [in the rapture] 48:23.

So, from 2012 going forward, Jack Van Impe thought the Rapture could happen at any moment. He lived 8 years more (2012 to 2020). So, if the Rapture had occurred in that timeframe, he would have been caught up in it. FOR SURE. In his mind. In reality*? I don't know (*a reality in which the Rapture is something that will ever happen).


I looked it up, and it turns out Jack Van Impe bigly supported donald tRump in 2016. Of course. It seems all these religious hucksters are for tRump. Google says "Jack Van Impe is an American televangelist who has a net worth of $2.5 million". They are also all millionaires. Or there are surely a LOT of them who are.

It seems giving people hope there is life after death is bigly profitable. These "prophets" are telling people what they want to hear, as opposed to telling people things they don't want to hear. And they want to hear that donald tRump has been "chosen" by God. That he is "God's chosen leader".

The fake prophet Mark Taylor knows this. He went from a being a retired fireman to a published author. His book, The Trump Prophecies was made into a movie. Even though the movie lost money, I'm sure Mark Taylor was paid.

Taylor is still presenting himself as a "prophet". Even though he said donald tRump was going to be reelected in 2020. But he was (obviously) wrong. Now he's saying tRump will return to the White House in 2024. So, what's he going to say when Joe Biden is reelected to a 2nd term? (not a prophecy, just something I think should happen).

On 9/10/2018 the blog turd Mystere falsely prophesied, "we will see President Trump serving as President until 2025". This was an incorrect prophecy/prediction that Mystere included in a commetary on his "moonbat slayer" blog (linked to above). This is the post I replied to when making my correct prophecy.

How is donald tRump going to serve as president until 2025, Mystere? He's going to be elected this year, then croak immediately after taking office again?

Post authored by the Pro-Choice real-deal prophet Dervish Sanders ;) wym308.

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

The Oracle Mystere Speaks... "The Illegitimate President Bidet Must Resign Or Face Punishment From God"

As per the trumpnutter Minus FJ, "Mystere is an oracle along the lines as the oracle at Delphi or Dodona". The oracle Mystere sez President Joe Biden is in bigly trouble for stealing the election from the choice anointed by God, Dotard tRump.


Does Mystere believe himself to be an oracle or a prophet? No, as I originally pointed out to Minus, Mystere is only listening to rightwing ministers on YouTube. Liars who say Dotard was anointed by God and that Joe Biden stole the election, angering God. Mystere is a moron. Also a false Christian.

According to Mystere "God has repeatedly tried to reach out to Dervish, yet Dervish keeps spewing his hate for the righteousness of God, calling it evil in front of God's own eyes". QED he absolutely believes the false "prophets" he listens to.

Liars like Robin D. Bullock. "This is a hoax. I am not the legitimate president" is what Biden should say before resigning. Paving the way for the "legitimate" president, Dotard Donald, to return to power. QED Mystere is insane. Joe Biden will not admit the election was stolen because Joe Biden did not cheat.

The American people, faced with a choice between the terrible dotard donald and the competent Joe Biden, made the correct decision. Contrary to what conspiracy theory nutters like Minus FJ believe. Minus sez it's a "bigglier lie" that the election was legitimately won by Joe Biden. An inane a claim from Minus as his claim that Mystere is an oracle :P

btw, Mystere, I don't have to change any letters (replacing the "n" at the end of "Biden" with a "t") to make a joke out of your last name. The fact is, I have it on good authority that Mystere (a homophobe) actually likes it up the endo. aka he's a self-hating closted gay man. LOL.

It also pretty easy to make fun of dotard's last name without changing any letters. Given that "trump" is a slang word in the UK that means fart. I've also heard that "MAGA" is an acronym that stands for "massive ass gas attack".



Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym258.