Religious Nutter (And Bigly Comment Faker) Mystere Says Gavin Newsom Is A "Satanic Warlock"

The pro-tRump blogger (and California resident) Mystere (commenting using his "Rattrapper" account) says California governor Gavin Newsom is a "Satanic Warlock".



In the same thread Mystere fakes a comment from the blogger Les Carpenter.



Or, I assume the above comment is fake. Let's see... the account number is 11918074609374420164. While Les Carpenter's actual account number is 01120280762698472496. So, yeah... that's a fake.

Mystere likes faking comments. Including on his own blog. Because Mystere is a very dishonest person. Mystere (a fake Christian and bigot) hates LGBT and Trans people.

Explaining why the appointment of Laphonza Butler to Feinstein's seat angers him so. Selecting a (*gasp*) lesbian to complete Dianne Feinstein's term was so EVIL (in Mystere's bigoted opinion) that it confirms Newsom is in league with Satan!

Religious Delusion: When Faith Turns Into Psychosis By Kirti Bhati. Published on December 31, 2021. Excerpts. Did you know an increased focus religion or presumed religious activities can be considered as a symptom of mania or bipolar disorder? Anything in excess is bad. Being blindly religious can turn your faith into psychosis. People with religious delusions will always claim that they are doing what the lord is telling them to do. They might also say that they can hear the lord or that there is a spiritual messenger that tells them to do whatever they are doing. Their false belief in their fictional reality is so strong that they get very offensive when someone talks otherwise or tries to free them of their delusions.

So, Mystere believes "I am told things at times, and I just follow orders". In this case "God" ordered Mystere to delete a comment about how donald tRump fantasizes about having sex with his daughter, Ivanka.



As per the religiously deluded nutter, "I took the comment down because God said take it down". Apparently God doesn't like it when people discuss the truth about his "chosen one". Which is that he's a sick pervert who wants to bang his own daughter.

Or maybe he IS banging her?

Post authored by the Pro-Biden, Anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym293.

I'm Too Scared To Comment On Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club Blog

I'd comment on Mystere's blog, but I am just too scared.

Or, it could be I'm not commenting because Mystere blocked me. Either he forgot he blocked me or he's lying. Mystere uses Disqus for comments on his Moonbat Slayer blog. I don't. Disqus allows the blog owner to block people.


I would say this is the most likely explanation. Except that Mystere is a pathological liar. He lies constantly. One of Mystere's lies is that I fake comments from myself.

Just recently he wrote, "You fake your own account to accuse others of faking you". Mystere is referring to comments HE fakes. Mystere created an account, used my blogger display name and stole my avatar. But he says it isn't him who did this. I did.


Back in 2018 Mystere faked some comments from me on his WordPress blog. "WTF is going on" is I asked myself when I saw these fake comments. Not liking that Mystere was impersonating me, I reported him to WordPress. The result was that WordPress removed a number of Mystere's blogs.

Mystere got very angry about losing his blogs. WordPress took my complaint seriously and decided to harshly punish Mystere by permanently deleting several of his blogs. Though I didn't know what was going to happen when I submitted my complaint.

Blogger, on the other hand (as far as I can tell), does not care about comment fakers. I've looked at their TOS and couldn't find a place to complain. If I could complain, I would. Because I don't like it that Mystere writes DUMB comments and attaches my Blogger display name to them. Also comments were he says things that are racist.

Mystere will likely read this and it will make him very happy. Because he is a dick. Whatever. It is what it is. Mystere has been harassing me for years. According to the low IQ imbecile, we are blog enemies. I don't hate Mystere, however. I don't know him.

Maybe he is a nice person otherwise? Maybe. But I doubt it. I certainly see no evidence of this in any of what he writes online. To me (not knowing him and ONLY reading what he writes online) it appears to me he is a complete asshole. Not a nice person at all. Possibly even evil. I say this because, while he CALLS himself a Christian, his heart is filled with hate.

Post authored by the Pro-Biden, Anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym290.

Evil Sicko Mystere Prays To Satan For Me To Suffer In Hell

A evil racist, homophobic religious nutter who calls himself Mystere recently posted the following to his blog The Donkey's Revenge.


For the record I am not a Satan worshipper. I have never said I consider the belief in Jesus Christ to be "Religious Bonkery". "Religious Bonkery" is a term used by a moron who posts on Minus FJ's Political Tea Leaves blog.

Here the idiot says I "indulge in the occult". The occult ..."is a category of esoteric supernatural beliefs and practices which generally fall outside the scope of organized religion and science, encompassing phenomena involving otherworldly agency, such as magic and mysticism and their varied spells".

I do not "indulge" (allow oneself to enjoy the pleasure of) in the occult. I do not believe in the occult. It is nonsense. There is no such thing as "magic" or "spells". Yet (according to Mystere) I "cast curses" against him. Also the tRump family. I have never cast any curses. Because people don't have the ability to "cast curses". Except in works of fiction.

I don't want to hang off a meathook in Hell impaled through my anus and scrotum. That is something the evil sicko Mystere wants to happen to me. btw, wouldn't buring alive be painful enough? Why does he add that I'm going to be on a meathook impaled though my anus and scrotum? Possibly because the sicko is obsessed with those body parts?

In his "Donkey's Revenge" post Mystere includes a screenshot of a comment authored by me (my Blogger display name is attached to it) in which I proclaim that "Joe Biden is a God!". This is a fake comment. It was written and published by Mystere. Using an account he uses to fake comments from me.

Post authored by the Pro-Biden, Anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym289.

My Reaction To Being Doxed By Mystere. A-Hole Revealed My True Identity & Address

This post has been relocated to another blog.

Link1. This specific post.

Link2. All posts moved off this blog.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym095.

Mystere (An Extremely Low IQ Imbecile) Writes Another Fake Comment & Blames It On Me

I can't say for sure that Mystere wrote this comment, but, given how stupid it is, I think it's a good guess he authored it. Why? I know he wants revenge for 4 of his 5 WordPress blogs getting shut down. Maybe he thinks writing fake comments and saying I sent them to his "Cleveland Foxers" blog will get me trouble... somehow?

Saturday, September 22, 2018. Dervish's Latest Faked Retort To Cleveland Foxers. From: Dervish This Irl Rat Pookie One Sanders Hudnutt Trapper. Fake email address: DFDFAD@DFAFAD.COM. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! LITTLE ***** KEEPS BLAMING OTHER FOR THE THINGS I DO!!! AND HE STILL HAS NO CLUE AS TO WHO I REALLY AMMMMM!!!! IT'S SUCH FUN TO GREASE THE SKIDS FOR YOUR TRIP TO hell, *****!!!! WATCHING YOU BURN IN hell WILL BE SUCH FUN!!! REPENT, *****, REPENT!!! THE SERPENT IS COMING FOR YOU TO COLLECT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE SOUL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dervish tries another one of his braindead Wile E Coyote moves in hopes of a Wordpress TOS violation that will cause Cleveland Foxers to get deleted. The 0 IQ mental midget keeps failing. Keep sinning, Dervish. That way, on the day you croak, you will face the sheer terror of your life when you have to answer to God Almighty for spewing your hate for everyone to see. In the meantime, keep eating coq. Apparently, you love having your mouth stuffed full of coq, Colonel Dervish Sanders! Posted by mystere's moonbat slayer club at 10:14 AM.

Why would a comment submitted by someone not using a Gravatar account cause a TOS violation? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't. Given the fact that Mystere enabled this option. I'm guessing. I'm not familiar with what options are available for handling WordPress comments. I assume that if Mystere doesn't want people entering names and fake email addresses, he can stop it. If he chooses to.

So, if Mystere decides to accept comments from people not using a Gravatar account? Then I say he doesn't get to complain about people using that option. If you don't want such comments then don't allow them, Mystere! Given that you have decided you WANT such comments (you selected this option under the WordPress dashboard) such comments could not trigger a TOS violation. Or, I don't see how they possibly could.

Mystere says I'm using "braindead Wile E Coyote moves in hopes of a Wordpress TOS violation that will cause Cleveland Foxers to get deleted"... but he is the one who is braindead. This theory of his makes no sense. Given that he controls what kind of comments his blog will accept. How the HELL would a type of comment HE HAS DECIDED to accept trigger a TOS violation?

Anyway, I suspect this will continue. Mystere will continue posting idiotic comments (authored by him or possibly someone else) and blaming me. Mystere is greasing his own skids for his trip to Hell. I have nothing to do AT ALL with that. And I don't want to watch him burn in Hell. Wouldn't that imply I was there? Or are there TVs in heaven via which people who are there can tune in to watch and laugh at damned souls?

I did not write the comment so I wouldn't know. I don't want Mystere to burn in Hell. I want him to turn away from evil. Looking at his "Moonbat Spanker" blog, however, that seems unlikely. He writes posts discussing the false prophet Mark Taylor and his false prophecies concerning Donald Trump. Donald Trump was NOT chosen by God, Mystere. Donald Trump is evil.

And YOU are the one who spews hate. As I pointed out in a prior commentary. I have no worries whatsoever about answering to God for my hate because I'm not a hater. Pointing out the hate of others is not "spewing hate". Nobody has ever seen me "spew hate" because this isn't something I do. Perhaps you could say that I spew hate in regards to Donald Trump. But he deserves it.

If Mystere continues to follow Trump he may end up in Hell. But I'm not greasing any skids and will feel no joy AT ALL if this happens to Mystere. So Mystere can stop blaming these comments on me. Unless he wrote them. Obviously then he will continue to blame me.

Whether or not "Cleveland Foxers" is suspended or shut down is 100% up to Automattic (the company that owns WordPress). I reported you because you are harassing me. Specifically you said you were going to cause me to lose my Gravatar account. I would prefer to keep my Gravatar account. So I decided to proactively contact them. As opposed to waiting to see what might happen. Although they have yet to respond. I will have to contact them again. I'd rather you simply drop this bullshit regarding comments you don't like and your false accusations concerning me sending them. It's ridiculous.

Finally... Regarding me having an IQ of zero...

What does an IQ of 0 mean?: It is improbable for a human to have an IQ of less than 50 without some serious accompanying defects and abnormalities and improbable for a human to have an IQ of less than 20 without profound medical issues that would cause very low life expectancy. (Excerpted from a response to a question on Quora authored by Jesse Roberge).

Obviously neither I nor Mystere have an IQ of zero. I don't know what Mystere's IQ is. I do think it is easy to deduce (from his writings on Blogger) that Mystere's IQ is most certainly NOT high and very likely lower than average. Possibly a LOT lower.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-79.

Identity Hijacking A-hole Mystere Posts Fake Comment Wishing Death To Alleged Friend

As I revealed in my previous commentary, the asshole who calls himself Mystere fakes comments on his blog. In addition to comments from me, he fakes comments from a blogger who calls himself "This One".

Fake comments the asshole attaches to a post titled "Keep Who's Your Daddy Blogger Lisa In Your Prayers". As per the blogger Lisa, her husband recently discovered he has cancer.

From her commentary, the cancer her husband has sounds quite serious. Yet this SCUMBAG thinks a fake comment wishing death to Lisa's husband is OK? This SCUMBAG thinks that using Lisa's husband having cancer as an opportunity to attack This One (by making up a fake comment and attributing it to him) is OK?

This One did NOT write the comment wishing death to both Lisa and her husband. Mystere did. I don't know about you, but I find using the illness of (the husband of) an alleged friend as an opportunity to further a "cyberspace peeve" to be beyond the pale.

Proof that this Mystere asshole is a scumbag of the highest order. BTW, if I had commented on Mystere's blog, I would not have wrote "I am not a chicken". Given the fact that I was unaware that Mystere was calling me a chicken. Apparently I'm one of the chicken puppets in the image Mystere inserts at the end of his commentary.

I'm too chicken to "spew my hate" on Lisa's blog. I guess. This "warning" from Mystere despite the fact that I had no intention of "spewing hate" on Lisa's blog. Especially in a commentary about her husband having cancer. Mystere, on the other hand, cleary feels very free to spew HIS hate.

In a post where he offers "prayers". Mystere should be ashamed. Maybe he will delete the fake This One comment out of shame. Although, if he does delete it, I doubt he'll admit it was him (not This One) who posted the vile retort. Even though anyone with half a brain could easily deduce that excuse would be bullshit. Just as his explanation that the prior fake "Dervish Sanders" comments were made by someone else is total bullplop.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-37.

Identity Hijacking A-hole Mys3re Fakes "Dervish Sanders" Comments On His WordPress Blog #1

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Identity Hijacking A-hole Mystere Fakes "Dervish Sanders" Comments On His WordPress Blog #2

The as$hole who calls himself Myst3re is now faking comments from me on his blog. Today I noticed that, in a post titled "Mein Blog War", following a genuine comment by me, there are 2 more from "Dervish Sanders" that I did not submit.

Ironically in this post Myst3re falsely accuses me of "hijacking other bloggers' identities". Additionally, my Gravatar image shows up for these comments. Gravatar images are linked to email addresses. I removed easy access to my email when the blog troll Luke (AKA Paul) indicated that he wanted my email so he could spam me (dsd201). There may still be someplace where it is displayed. I'm not sure, but he obviously has it (I wanted Blogger friends to be able to contact me privately at the time).

The first comment (which I do recall making) links to g@ymen.com for some reason. I know for a fact I didn't enter this URL. The 2 fakes link to g@yboys.com and g@ybu++s.com. Mystere links to these g@y websites because he is a bigot who THINKS God wants him to hate g@y people. And, because (in his mind) g@y people are vile sinners, that somehow (in the fake Christian Mystere's tiny pea brain) makes it OK to accuse ANYONE he dislikes of being g@y.

In any case, it didn't occur to me until now that my Gravatar could be stolen because I made my email address public. Like I said, I don't use Wordpress (although I did set up a Gravatar). I have, however, suspected that this asshole fakes comments. Previously I saw comments on his wordpress blog (attached to a post titled "Introducing Dervish Sanders") in which another blogger he doesn't like (This One) uses 2 racial slurs directed at Myst3re (who presents himself as an Asian man).

As for my first comment linking to g@ymen.com, the asshole must have deleted my original comment, then resubmitted it using my original words, my email address, and the g@y URL. I know I didn't enter g@ymen.com. PROOF that Mystere is the one who hijacked my name and Gravatar, given the fact that only he (as the blog proprietor) can delete comments (him or anyone he allows access to his blog).

You can't hijack identities on Blogger. Not without it being easy to spot, in any case. You can create a different account and use the same name and avatar, but the account numbers won't match. You can also, using the Name/URL option, enter the name of the blogger who you want to fake a comment by (along with the link to their profile), but the avatar won't show up.

Either the account number won't match or the avatar image won't show up. Faking comments by people who don't use avatars is easier. So long as the Name/URL option is enabled. Which it isn't on any of my Blogger blogs. Wordpress is clearly a different story. It's obviously a lot easier to post fake comments if you use Wordpress. Even if you aren't the blog proprietor.

BTW, In the "Mein Blog War" post, Mystere posts pictures of an Obama dild0, which he refers to as a "g@y sex toy". As per Mystere, I post "vile sexually graphic insults". In the same post Mystere talks about (the impossible feat of) inserting heads into anuses (both canine and human) as well as the aforementioned dildo. Which (as per Mystere) is used for (@nal) "probing".

Yet Mystere CLAIMS it is I (and other bloggers he does not like, who he refers to as my "butt boys") who are "spewing hate and g@y pornography in their vile mean spirited retorts". I don't know what he's talking about, although (I suspect) g@y porn0graphy might be found at any of the g@y websites HE links to (in his faked comments).

Additionally, the second This One comment attached to the "Introducing Dervish Sanders" post links to "twinkboys.com". Proof it was Mystere using racial slurs against himself. Is this guy actually Asian? Who knows.

It is clear who the ID hijacker is, however. It can also be stated (IMO) with a high degree of certainty who the pervert linking to g@y pornography is (I didn't follow any of Mystere's links so I can only assume what might be there).

Update: I just tried to submit another comment to Mystere's Wordpress blog using my tablet... and was asked to sign in. Given that Mystere doesn't have my password, what he must have done is to set up another Gravatar account using another (not my) email. And associate MY Gravatar image with it.

Huh? "This post was put behind a warning for readers because it contains sensitive content as outlined in Blogger’s Community Guidelines". Because of the g@y URLs? Dumb. 20240419.

10 comments
01. Dervish Sanders. March 31, 2018 at 6:17 PM.
Mystere's response to getting called out for posting fake comments? He posts several more. After deleting my comment calling out the fakes, he posts one where I "admit" that what the fake comments say is true.

02. Les Carpenter. April 1, 2018 at 3:03 PM.
mystere is a proud member of the MAGA movement. One of the irredeemables. An Asshole Extraordinaire.

03. mystere's moonbat slayer club. April 12, 2018 at 3:35 PM.
Dervish, you've made some blog enemies with your replies and counterfeit blogs. I'm sure some of your enemies have a Wordpress blog you've commented on, and found a way to counterfeit your replies. I've blocked a number of crude retorts with your signature on them and let some of the less offensive ones come on my posts. You have some serious enemies out there Dervish faking your signature on my Wordpress blog.

04. Dervish Sanders. April 13, 2018 at 9:11 AM.
No, asshole, it is you faking my comments, not some other ememy. This you proved by deleting genuine comments and replacing them with fake ones. Anyone can post fake comments, but only the owner of the blog can delete comments.

05. Dervish Sanders. April 13, 2018 at 9:16 AM.
Mystere is now wishing death for Lisa's husband. And he hopes that Lisa also gets cancer (via fake "This One" comments). This after supposedly "praying" for Lisa and her husband. Mystere has posted his genuine feelings about Lisa and her husband with his fake comment.

06. mystere's moonbat slayer club. April 13, 2018 at 9:53 PM.
No Dervish. That slimeball wishing death on Lisa's hubby is This One, aka Liberalmann, Lester and Lester Liberalmann. You need to stop blaming me for your problems with whoever is trolling you on Wordpress. I have better things to do than troll you. That faker who uses the Stalin avatar to mock you also made a fake Ducky, fake RN and fake Lester account to mock them as well. I don't spread curses on others, lest I get rebuked by God Almighty. You've angered most of your enemies like Luke, Radical Redneck and Rusty. Your huge mistake was to mess with me. I just laugh at you every time you try to pull a stunt against me and fail.

07. Dervish Sanders. April 17, 2018 at 2:40 PM.
YES, YOU made the comment wishing death to Lisa and her husband. YOU are the slimeball. And I am NOT going to stop blaming you, because I know with 100 percent certainty that YOU faked the comments, not "whoever". YOU deleted my comment then resubmitted it. You didn't change what I wrote, but linked my name to a gay website. ONLY the blog owner can delete comments, which proves it was you.

FYI, you're an idiot who THINKS he is slapping me around on your pathetic juvenile blog. The fact is that I LAUGH at your badly photoshopped images and stupid gay road trip story. A story that makes no sense at all. YOU admire WWE divas, so why the hell would I dream about them? WHY would any "steal" sewage when pumping out sewage tanks is a job people get PAID for??

08. mystere's moonbat slayer club. April 18, 2018 at 6:19 PM.
Hey Dervish? How come you're abusing Jersey McJones' name on my Wordpress blog site? I just sent your latest comment under the Jersey McJones moniker to the trash bin. I assume it's you this time abusing a dead liberal blogger's name to deliver cheap vile shots. Or did you email your boifriend This One and ask him to do you a favor, Michael Sanders? Or did you do a seance and ask your 76 year old dead pappy Donald for advice? Which is it, Michael?

09. Dervish Sanders. April 19, 2018 at 7:54 AM.
I've never submitted a comment under the name "Jersey McJones" anywhere, liar. You make these false allegations (no doubt) because I called you out on your fake (and vile) This One comment (the one where you wish death to an alleged friend. What a scumbag). BTW, I don't know who This One is and I don't know any "Michael". FYI, the father of "Michael Sanders" (whoever that is) might be dead, but my father is alive.

10. mystere's moonbat slayer club. April 19, 2018 at 12:02 PM.
Well Michael Dervish Sanders, for once, I believe you, at least in regards to the Jersey McJones incident. I was testing you about that one. You just helped confirm that it was Pookie Toot Toot Lying Lester Liberalmann aka This One who did the dirty deed. I will say this: beware of This One. This One will turn on you, exploit you and spit you out like he did to Australian liberal blogger Elroy and our deceased blogger Jersey McJones.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym036.