The Coronation Of King Dotard The Putin Puppet Has Autocracy Fan Minus FJ Excited

Cartoon and article excerpt below from the 2/14/2020 edition of The Week. I know someone who subscribes and they give me the magazine when they're finished with it.

So now that the "GOP" has given it's stamp of approval to Dotard's cheating efforts, the extortion of Ukraine is back on. According to what I've heard Ukraine is on board with an investigation of the Bidens. It isn't Ukraine that has a corruption problem, it is the United States. President Zelensky, knowing this, has no choice but to cooperate. He has to play for the pay.

Dotard, who has already claimed "I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president", tweeted recently in regards to how he is the de facto King of the United States.

...biggest test of his presidency emboldened, ready to claim exoneration, and take his case of grievance, persecution and resentment to the campaign trail". Peter Baker @nytimes The Greatest Witch Hunt In American History! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 15, 2020

Comments attached to the Minus post as follows...

Thought Criminal: But Trump isn't a king... oh, wait. (1/31/2020 at 7:43pm). Thersites: Well soon see, won't we? :) (2/1/2020 at 12:24pm). Franco Aragosta: Trump is a true Gift from God, as was Our Lord an Saviour, Jesus Christ. It ain't no easy role to play. Jess look at how them two guys was treated. Ainchoo glad, that unlike me youse guys is jess mayda common clay? Hi shore is a lot sayfer. (2/1/2020 at 3:11pm).

That is truly disturbing. Especially the Franco comment (did he just suffer a stroke?). Dotard isn't just the king, he is a "gift from God".

Here is another example from Lisa's blog.

Anonymous: Anyone voting for Trump is voting to install a fascist oligarchy. (2/23/2020 at 1:10pm). Rusty Shackelford: ...and just what is wrong with that? (2/23/2020 at 1:12pm).

Note that Rusty does not dispute the Anonymous assertion that Dotard is a fascist and is (completing) our transformation into an oligarchy. He welcomes it. Now, you may say Rusty's comment is disingenuous, but I disagree. These people absolutely would prefer a king to a president. So long as it's a king that pisses off the Left like Dotard does.

Although, in a second term, they'd probably like to see Dotard move on from pissing off the Left to punishing the Left. Dotard is eager to prosecute, convict and imprison his enemies. Magturds like Franco dream of mass murdering those who disagree with him politically.

In a (God forbid) Dotard second term, I believe trials (and convictions of Obama administration officials) that autocracy fans like Minus desires are definitely a possibility. Rudy is busy gathering the Russian-manufactured "evidence" and feeding it directly to Toady Barr.

Post authored and photoshopping work done by Dervish Sanders. WYM-147.

Bill Barr Farted Again

predisent Dotard's personal fixer, the dirty cop masquerading as the Attorney General representing the US populace, farted again. The release of flatulence by Barr occurred on Monday, December 9, 2019 in response to the Inspector General report that killed the trumper oranges conspiracy theory.

As he did in regards to the Mueller report, Dotard's toady spun the Inspector General Michael Horowitz's findings concerning the FBI's investigation of Trump-Russia collusion. Although this time it was post-spin instead of pre-spin. Because Mueller answered to the DOJ (and Toady Barr) while the Inspector General is an independent office.

For the record, as I did in my previous post, I again am using "farting" as a metaphor for dissembling. This time Toady Barr's flatulence was muted by the fact that he didn't start spinning until the report actually dropped. Whereas, with the Mueller report, his dishonest spin began before the report came out. And there was an extended period of time that his was the only narrative the public was hearing. This time people were able to read what the report actually said before Barr's NBC interview with Pete Williams in which he lies (lies he couches as "disagreements").

The following is an excerpt (transcribed by me) from the 12/11/2019 airing of MSNBC's The Beat with Ari Melber. Ari Melber: The US House is marching toward impeachment tonight, while in the Senate lawmakers were grilling the DOJ Inspector General on a new report you may have heard about. It basically validates the opening of the famous Russia probe that lead to Mueller. The report concludes there was no evidence of political bias by the FBI in the opening this thing. And the Inspector General, the watchdog here, was explaining the decision to open this entire probe was justified. ... Ari Melber: ...Trump allies are using some of these issues [inaccuracies in FBI warrants submitted to the FISA court] to also try to muddy the waters on the broader conclusions. Take Attorney General Barr, who is now saying that he now has his own view that the evidence was insufficient to open the probe, but that contradicts what the report found. Meanwhile you have US attorney Durham releasing this rare and potentially misleading statement that he just doesn't agree with some of the reports conclusions. Today lawmakers asked about that very disagreement. Take a look. [Video Clip] Diane Feinstein: Did Attorney General Barr provide any evidence that caused you alter this key finding that the FBI investigation had an adequate predicate? Inspector General Michael Horowitz: No, we stand by our finding. [End Video Clip] Ari Melber: The guy who did the audit stands by his finding. Which raises a question. Does Attorney General and his handpicked prosecutors -- do they know something the auditor Horowitz doesn't? Do they have evidence to buttress any of this? Horowitz says he doesn't think they do. [Video Clip] Senator Sheldon Whitehouse: What information do you think he has access to that you did not have access to? IG Horowitz: I have no idea. Senator Sheldon Whitehouse: Where could John Durham be going for information that is outside of the scope of what you have access to, or what FBI director Wray has access to. IG Horowitz: I don't know and you'd have to ask the Attorney General or Mr. Durham. Senator Sheldon Whitehouse: Is he going overseas to debrief foreign agents and interests? IG Horowitz: Have no idea. You'd have to talk with him. [End Video Clip] Ari Melber: "You'd have to talk with him" is a very nice way of Mr. Horowitz, the auditor who found no bias, who debunked the witch hunt, saying "you better ask somebody". In this case, the people who may be lying about his report. For more context we turn to federal prosecutor Glenn Kirschner. Your view, sir? Glenn Kirshner: You know, Ari, the thing is, IG Horowitz met with AG Barr and met with John Durham before reaching his conclusions and gave them every opportunity to say, "please show me what evidence you have that might impact my conclusion. That might show that I'm wrong that this was a fairly opened investigation. That there was enough evidence. Adequate predication, as they say. But neither AG Barr, nor John Durham could offer him anything. Ari, if those two men have blockbuster evidence that this was a witch hunt. That this should not have been opened the way it was, don't you think they'd be screaming it from the rooftops? Ari Melber: I do. I've read the report. It's long, but it's... fundamental debunking of the witch hunt is the most important thing. ... Glenn Kirshner: ... Bill Barr successfully got out in front of the Mueller report and basically mischaracterized it. Poisoned the well of public opinion. This time he got cut short. Because IG Horowitz's report came out first. Bill Barr had very opportunity to part of that conclusion that was reached. And all AG Barr could do was try to snipe at those conclusions after the fact.

As stated by Glenn Kirschner, Bill Barr's flatulence on this matter is disingenuous. Because he the opportunity to inform IG Horowitz as to whatever info he has regarding his "disagreement" concerning the investigation being improperly opened. He did not provide it because there isn't any such evidence. That Bill Barr now suggests there is? It's bullshit. Just wait for Durham's parallel investigation and it will be revealed. It won't because Bill Barr's farting is a distraction.

Get it out there that there he "disagrees" and just wait for the evidence. It's coming. Except the evidence will never come. Although in the meantime Dotard supporters and the marginally informed will accept what Toady Barr says as fact (the witch hunt was real!).

Toady Barr's dissembling in defense of his master Dotard is disgusting and shameful. Hopefully he is called on it eventually. As opposed to him continuing to get away with what he's doing. Though I'm not incredibly hopeful that he will be. Given that he did the same thing on behalf of president Reagan, got away with it, and was confirmed by the Senate (with Democrats being fooled) for a second go-round as AG. Despite his prior dishonesty being a part of the historical record.

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The Day The Oranges Died (IG Report Purportedly To Repudiate Trumper "Deep State" Bullshit)

According to the corrupt POS occupying the White House, "I hope they go now and look at the oranges. The beginnings of that investigation". Dotard meant to say "origins", but his dementia-addled brain couldn't come up with the right word. The "oranges" investigation involves Dotard's toady, Bill Barr, looking for evidence that Barack Obama, in league with the "Deep State", framed Dotard's campaign for collusion with Russia to steal the 2016 potus election (as confirmed by Robert Mueller).

As per recent reporting, however, the oranges investigation has fizzled. It has utterly failed to produce any evidence that the Russian-built conspiracy has any validity. What follows is an excerpt from the 12/6/2019 airing of MSNBC's Deadline White House with Nicolle Wallace...

Nicolle Wallace: A hallmark of the presidents first two years in office was an all out hot war against the leadership of the Justice department and the FBI. He called them "dirty cops", "crooked". He accused them of treason. He called them human scum. An unbelievable tirade that lasted two years... all of it seen through the prism of a conspiracy theory -- that the agency spied on his 2016 campaign. A farce that Trump called perhaps the biggest political scandal in American history. An accusation that was echoed by his friends in conservative media. ...on Monday we'll get the results of the Inspector General Horowitz's investigation into -- not the "oranges" -- but the origins of the Mueller probe. We know from earlier reporting from The New York Times that the results are expected to undercut Donald Trump's claims and accusation of spying. The Washington Post says Attorney General Barr plans to dispute that finding. But the Post also reports that Barr's handpicked prosecutor, John Durham -- who is doing a different investigation -- can't back up that conspiracy theory. There is no evidence to support the notion that the president was set up. The question now is, if what has been reported is accurate -- and the Inspector General found no evidence of spying, will Donald Trump apologize to the people he called scum and dirty cops and accused of treason. Frank Figliuzzi: We've come to expect this behavior from the president. But, what perhaps is the saddest part of all of this, is now we've come to expect his behavior from the attorney general. If the reporting is true that the attorney general intends to dispute the finding of his own Inspector General -- a neutral, objective fact finder who exists to do nothing but ferret out misconduct and find best practices and worst practices -- if he ignores that he is ignoring that truth. It is OK to question the findings of an investigation. It is not OK to deliberately and repeatedly ignore the facts. And now with the reporting of John Durham, the US attorney in Connecticut -- hand picked by by the Attorney General to run the Attorney General's personal inquiry into the origins of all this -- if now he is telling the IG, "I couldn't find anything to show that this whole Russia thing was a hoax" ... we've a travesty of justice occurring and the Attorney General has disgraced his office. ...we'll see Putin laughing at all of this as the Department of Justice points fingers at each other. John Heilemann: ...Donald Trump has spent months talking about how the Durham investigation and the IG report would reveal the crimes perpetrated against him. Starting with Barack Obama tapping his phone lines. And [how] Lisa Page, Peter Strzok, Andy McCabe and all [all the other Deep Staters who conspired against him] would all be revealed. He said it over and over again. ... now it's going to be -- not just a nothing-burger -- but a repudiation of all of those things. It will lay bare just how much all the things Trump claimed were fantasies and lies.

So the day the fake oranges investigation dies will be Monday December 9, 2019. Not that the rest of us sane people (those of us who are paying attention) didn't know the conspiracy theory -- that Dotard was "framed" and that the "real" collusion was between the HRC campaign and Ukraine -- wasn't complete bullshit all along. Also, not that the IG report (touted by the blogger Minus FJ as what will result in the jailing of HRC and BHO) will put an end to the oranges.

Dotard will NOT apologize as Nicolle Wallace mused. Toady Barr most likely will say (the team he put together to investigate the oranges) got it wrong. And a zombie oranges will almost certainly play a central role in the Dotard Senate impeachment trial. Making it a total joke that SHOULD result in the kicking out of Congress (by the voters) of all republicans who embarrass themselves by "defending" Dotard using debunked Kremlin conspiracy theories.

Unfortunately truth and facts don't mean squat to dishonest embracers-of-misinformation like Minus. To them this is a "narrative war". Truth and facts don't matter. If you can convince enough of the electorate to go along with your lies to "win" an election (via the Electoral College) then your "alternative facts" BECOME reality.

Make no mistake, however, neither BHO nor HRC will end up in prison. Given that there is no proof of any wrongdoing by them. Because such evidence doesn't exist. There is no "Deep State" conspiracy to frame Dotard or attempt a "coup". Such claims are utter inanity. Explaining why the oranges failed. Purportedly. We will know for sure on Monday I guess (unless the report is delayed for some reason).

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders.WYM-137.

"Russia Didn't Hack The DNC" Conspiracy Theory Debunked (Yet Again)

The following comment was made by Tom Bossert on GMA. I saw it replayed on the 9/28/2019 airing of MSNBC's Morning Joy (hosted by Joy Reid). Tom Bossert "is an American lawyer and former Homeland Security Adviser to US President Donald Trump". Note that Tom Bossert resigned on 4/10/2018 when the predisent appointed John Bolton his national security adviser. He was not fired or asked to leave. Bossert "is currently an ABC News Homeland Security analyst" (quoted text via Wikipedia).

In the clip GMA host George Stephanopoulos asks Bossert a question regarding the theory that the DNC wasn't hacked by Russia. trumpers believe that the DNC data was stolen by Seth Rich and delivered to Julian Assange. That, or someone in the Ukraine "hacked" the DNC with their permission in an effort to frame Russia and sell their "tRump colluded with Russia" false narrative. I think. I only just heard that last theory. I think that sums it up, although there could be some nuance or details I missed.

George Stephanopoulos: You explained that to the president, right? Tom Bossert: I did. It's not only a conspiracy theory, it is completely debunked. At this point I am deeply frustrated with what he [Rudy Giuliani] and the legal team is doing in repeating that debunked theory to the president. It sticks in his mind when he hears it over and over again. For clarity here, George, let me just repeat that it has no validity. The United States government reached it's conclusion on attributing to Russia the DNC hack in 2016 before it even communicated it to the FBI. Also long before the FBI knocked on the door at the DNC.

Dotard asked the Ukranian president to look into finding DNC server data, which may be in the Ukraine as per the loony rw conspiracy theory. Communicated to him by Rudy Giuliani and other members of the Dotard's legal team. "Over and over" these lies were fed to the low-IQ conspiracy-minded predisent - according to Bossert.

Note that when Bossert says the United States government reached it's conclusion on who hacked the DNC, I assume he refers to his (former) agency, The United States Homeland Security Council. The HSC "is an entity within the Executive Office of the President of the United States tasked with advising the President on matters relating to Homeland Security".

This debunks the conspiracy theory (yet again) that the FBI is corrupted with "deep state" operatives who promote (or leak) "fake news" to bring down or thwart Dotard. Bossert was appointed by Dotard. The DNC didn't spin a tale of Russia Hacking (via CrowdStrike) that "deep staters" in the FBI went along with (the "attempted coup" Dotard and the rightwing hoax machine continue to assert are responsible for the "witch hunt").

The Dotard-appointed Bossert and the HSC had already determined Russia was responsible for the hack. Their determination was made before the FBI went to the DNC and was informed by Crowdstrike that their forensic analysis of the DNC server had shown Russia hacked them. BEFORE.

How did they determine this? I don't know, but I imagine some top-secret info figured into their conclusions. Info they are not disclosing to the public because they don't want sources and methods revealed. Anyway, what this means is that neither Seth Rich nor the Ukraine were involved. Also that the DNC didn't spin a tale (with the help of evidence fabricated by CrowdStrike) that the corrupt "deep state" FBI went along with. None of that happened. It was Russia that hacked the DNC. Full stop. End of discussion.

BTW, if you think this means Tom Bossert was part of the "deep state" conspiracy, why didn't Dotard fire him? Bossert says he told the president Russia was responsible. One would think this would have tipped Dotard off that Bossert was a deep-stater and he should be fired. Yet Bossert kept his job for more than 2 years after he told Dotard the DNC was hacked by Russia. What explains that, trumpers? Is Dotard simply too stupid to weed out the "deep state" operatives when they clearly identify themselves?

Not that there is a "deep state". There isn't. Even if Dotard truly believes that there is. Although, if he does, why didn't he fire Bossert? The toady who masquerades as the Attorney General goes along with the phony "deep state" conspiracy theory. This we know because he is currently conducting a phony "oranges" investigation (looking into the origins of the Russia investigation).

So people willing to go along with obvious lies are available. You'd think Dotard would want to get rid of anyone who so strongly refuted the oranges lie like Bossert. And replace them all with loyal boot-licking toadies. People willing to go along with obvious lies like Bill Barr.

For the record, the DNC, The FBI and Robert Mueller have all stated that it was Russia that hacked the DNC. Although you may not believe the DNC or the FBI. If you think the FBI has been (and still is?) corrupted by the "deep state". Which is why I posted this. This is a second and separate debunking (Mueller's info coming from the FBI). This second debunking coming from an agency WITHIN the Executive branch. And, as Bossert says, the HSC concluded the responsible party was Russia BEFORE they asked the FBI to look into the matter.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-135.

Predisent Dotard Admits Collusion. Impeachment To Begin Soon

Breaking news! George Stephanopoulos today (6/12/2019) interviewed predisent Dotard and got him to admit to collusion. Replying to the question, "did you order the collusion?" an enraged Dotard screams, "you're God damn right I did!". Speaker Nancy (after meeting with her caucus), announced that impeachment hearings will begin soon.

Following is an excerpt from the interview.

So there you have it. A full admission to the crime of collusion. Surely the impeachment process will be swift, resulting in Dotard being removed before the end of the year. With Pence being sworn in (probably) around January of 2020. Then later defeated by Elizabeth Warren in November (followed by Warren being sworn in as the 46th US president in January of 2021 and Dotard's prosecution and imprisonment for his many crimes. In state court if Pence pardons Dotard).

Oh no, wait... it appears as though I embedded the wrong YouTube. Below is the correct one.

Obviously you can understand my mistake. In this 4 minute and 44 second video, predisent Dotard admits to collusion. At approximately the 1:45 mark, Stephanopoulos reminds ABC viewers of the tRump tower meeting of 6/9/2016. A meeting that was set up after Dotard Junior received an email informing him that the Russian government wanted to set up a collusion meeting. Dotard Junior responded by saying "I love it".

At the 2:30 mark predisent Dotard insists his son did nothing wrong in taking the collusion meeting. Then he goes on to say that, in the future (i.e. the 2020 election) he absolutely would meet with representatives of a foreign government to discuss collusion.

And, when George Stephanopoulos tells Dotard that his own FBI director Chris Wray says that, instead of taking a meeting, Dotard should immediately call the FBI, Dotard says "the FBI director is wrong". But the FBI director is not wrong.

"I'd go maybe to the FBI" Dotard says. Maybe. But probably not. Did Dotard go to the FBI when his idiot son meet with Russians in tRump tower? No. Instead Dotard made up a lie concerning the meeting being about Russian adoptions.

The reason for the lie was because Dotard knew what his son had done (almost certainly with his knowledge) was wrong. And now we have this admission that, hell yes the Orange Turd will - "if" the opportunity arises, definitely collude again. Or engage in "oppo research".

So, if Dotard Junior did nothing illegal (and Chris Wray is wrong), why did Dotard lie? Perhaps it is because Dotard knew the tRump tower collusion meeting violated federal election law (52 U.S. Code § 30121 - Contributions and donations by foreign nationals).

Or, Dotard may have lied because the FBI warned candidate Dotard in 2016 that Russians would try to infiltrate his campaign. And that Dotard should contact them if that happened. But nobody from the Dotard campaign informed the FBI of the Russian government's support for his campaign (as per the email) before or after the tRump tower collusion meeting.

BTW, how is what Dotard said to Stephanopoulos not a request for foreign governments (Russia, the UAE or North Korea, for example) to do "oppo research" on whoever the 2020 Democratic nominee turns out to be? Of course it is just that. Just like when he requested that Russia hack HRC's server to obtain her deleted emails. Even if Dotard lied about that being a "joke". They did it. And they are probably going to do it again. Hack to help Dotard retain the presidency (along with more of what they did last time).

Meanwhile (the extremely flatulent) Attorney General Bill Barr will be investigating the "oranges"... i.e. putting the screws to our intelligence agencies. "You better ignore the 2020 collusion tRump will be engaging in". Because, you know, Dotard got away with colluding to win the presidency. And now he IS president (incumbent running for re-election). Not a lowly private citizen, but the sitting potus with a compliant AG protecting him. So why won't he get away with colluding again?

Time to impeach. But will Speaker Pelosi agree? Watching MSNBC tonight the consensus seems to be no. Will she agree to impeachment eventually? The consensus seems to be yes. But time is running out. And you know that if impeachment doesn't begin until next year that the republicans will cry foul.

Not that they won't if it begins next year. But 2020 is an "election year" and the Democrats (if they wait until then to begin impeachment hearings) will for sure be doing it purely for partisan political reasons. And a lot of the voters will likely believe it (and not just tRump cultists).

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-124.

trumper Magaturd Mystere Fesses Up To His Queer Fixation On Bill Barr

When I describe this fixation of Mystere as "queer", I mean strange. WHY would it "taste like chicken" Mystere? Previously Mystere confessed to probing his anus and licking his finger. He said it tasted like peanut butter. Now he says the anus tastes like chicken? Maybe it's only Bill Barr's anus that tastes like chicken?

In any case, it looks like Anthony Sanders and I are in agreement. That is super disgusting, Mystere! For the record, Anthony Sanders and I are not the same person. Even though the pea brain thinks we are.

Lastly, just because you might be wondering... Mystere says "L'eggs" instead of "legs" because he is referencing "L'eggs" brand pantyhose. Apparently Mystere likes to cross-dress and L'eggs is his favorite brand of pantyhose. This was per another confession from his blog (although the entire blog has since been removed for some reason).

Image photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Photo of Mystere provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-115.

Thoughts On The Angry Partisan Witch Hunt Hoax

I'm talking about the partisan witch hunt hoax investigation of Hillary Clinton's private email server. The hoax that had the angry republican James Comey opening and reopening the case in an effort to sabotage her campaign. All the while staying mum on the fact that DJT was being investigated for being a Russian asset. So he's a supposedly a "Never-tRump" republican and therefore on HRC's side? So why did he fight so hard to do maximum damage to HRC while protecting DJT? I still find that fact to be more than a little perplexing.

I'm NOT talking about the incorrectly labeled (by the Orange Turd) "witch hunt hoax" Robert Mueller inquiry concerning the Russian interference into the 2016 election. Because that investigation was neither a hoax nor a witch hunt. Although I do think Robert Mueller bungled it. Supposedly everyone in the tRump campaign were simply dupes manipulated by Russian operatives directed by Vladimir Putin to try and get Dotard tRump elected predisent. Because of Putin's hate for Hillary Clinton. Also because Putin correctly surmised that he could manipulate tRump into doing his bidding.

On the other hand, maybe it's just that the republican Mueller is such a by-the-book straight shooting kind of guy that he felt "honesty" was the only way to go. By which I mean he was looking to build an airtight case and it simply was not possible. Because Paul Manafort lied to him. Paul Manafort is the guy, remember, who owed mucho dinero to the Russian Oligarch Oleg Deripaska. An oligarch he attempted to pay back by helping out with Putin's influence campaign. By supplying tRump campaign polling data to Konstantin Kilimnik so that Russians paying for Facebook ads in Rubles could determine how to micro-target the voters which would put Dotard over the top in key swing states.

Had Paul Manafort genuinely cooperated Mueller would have discovered how "in the know" and "in the loop" Dotard was regarding the OBVIOUS collusion many in his campaign participated in. Instead Mueller (apparently) concluded that Putin made "useful idiots" of the Orange Turd and his campaign associates. Yeah, no. I don't fcking buy it.

I'm also not buying the "no obstruction" determination by Barr (not Mueller). Barr wrote an unsolicited memo before getting the AG job in which he said that NO WAY could the Dotard obstruct justice. Then Robert Mueller decided that he wasn't going to reach a conclusion either way about obstruction? Leaving the door open for the partisan toady Bill Barr to insert himself into Mueller's report by reaching his already predetermined conclusion that Dotard couldn't possibly obstruct. By virtue of being above the law as predisent.

What a load of crap! Now, because OBVIOUSLY the Mueller report contains muy bad news for tRump, team cover-up is trying to argue that the Mueller report should never be seen. As Devin Nunes said, the report should be "burned". Neither the Public nor Congress should see any version of it. Or Congress should see a highly redacted version of it. With all the collusion taken out.

Because prosecutors shouldn't say anything to damage the reputations of people not indicted. You know, JUST LIKE James Comey said nothing when he determined that HRC was totally exonerated re the email witch hunt hoax. Oh no, that isn't what happened at all. Sorry trumpers, but Congress (specifically The House) needs access to the FULL unredacted report. As well as all the underlying materials.

Because if the Orange Turd cannot be indicted (as per DOJ "policy" not as per the Constitution) AND the Mueller report can't be released (because, as per Franco on WYD, "the job of prosecutors is not to pen damaging narratives about people they couldn't indict) - then effectively the predisent is above the law. Surely NOT what the Founders intended.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-105.

That Night My Mouth Colluded With Bill Barr's Butthole

I, Fartbreath Mystere, am desperate to collude with the Trump administration AG, Bill Barr. This collusion wouldn't be at all like the collusion that our president, Donald Trump and his campaign associates participated in during the runup to the 2016 election. That collusion president Trump was cleared of by that scumbag Democrat Robert Mueller.

Robert Mueller CLAIMS to be a Republican, but then why did he try to oust our duly elected Republican President Donald Trump and replace him with the Hildebeest? Luckily the coup attempt failed. Because Donald Trump is so clean. Also so innocent. No collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian government officials. Only collusion with Russian government-connected individuals. People like Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya and Russian Oligarch Konstantin Kilimnik.

Yes, Don Junior said (in an email) that he would LOVE to collude with Veselnitskaya. And later his dad lied about the meeting Junior took with Veselnitskaya at Trump Tower. But that meeting produced no dirt on Hillary Clinton! Don Junior said so, and he wouldn't lie. And, YES, Paul Manafort handed off Trump campaign polling data to Kilimnik that he passed on to his Russian masters (data that was used by Russian trolls to micro-target their Facebook ads, helping put Trump over the top in several key states).

But SO WHAT? Was there some kind of formal agreement between Russian government employees and members of the Trump campaign? The answer is NO. President Trump was totally cleared, libtards. We won, you lost. Get over it. Although I know you won't, because you are sore losers. Sore losers who got stinkfaced by your beloved Robert Mueller. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Anyway, the real reason for this post is to relate the tale of my own collusion. Although this collusion took place only in a dream I had last night. A fantastic sex dream that caused me to cream my jammies! In this dream my mouth was colluding with Bill Barr's butthole. As I played the rusty trombone, Bill, while reading from his summary of the Mueller report, passed gas multiple times.

OMG, his farts were quite stinky! I was in Heaven! little Mystere was so stiff. When Bill and I kissed he told me how much he loved my fart breath. Then Bill bent me over his desk and took me from behind, thrusting his large member between my quivering buttocks. Finally he shot his load, filling my anal cavity.

After I woke I found that I had soiled my "Powerpuff Girls" panties as well as my "My Little Pony" jammies. Some people call this soiling a "nocturnal emission". I call it whipping up a fresh batch of white gravy.

After the very vivid dream of a sexual encounter with Bill Barr, I was super horny and desperately desired to make love to my husband, Rikishi. Lately he has not been "in the mood" due to an injury he sustained over the Christmas holiday involving a dildo chair. As a result he had to be rushed to the hospital with a shattered tailbone and a punctured rectum.

So I quietly reached into his jammie bottoms and pulled out his sausage, being careful not to wake him. I won't go into too much graphic detail concerning what happened next - suffice to say Rikishi WAS in the mood and very much appreciated me waking him by orally pleasuring his sausage. Sausage with white gravy, btw is one of my favorite tasty treats. Anyway, Rikishi and I proceeded to make love for almost a half hour. Followed by another half hour of cuddling.

For the record I am not gay. Homosexuality is a sin that will get you sent to Hell where you will burn for eternity. That asshole Anthony Sanders often tries to smear me as gay, but he's the fag, not me. I'm a God-fearing Christian who sometimes falls short and sins. But I ask God for forgiveness when I do. Quite unlike Anthony, who is out of the closet and proud. He'll be sorry when he finds himself being corn-holed by Satan's enormous dick. You won't feel any pleasure, ONLY pain. That I can assure you, Anthony!

But back to Bill Barr. I am so happy that our magnificent POTUS found an AG to protect him from the Witch Hunt lead by Mueller and his angry Democrats. Unlike that weasel Jeff Sessions. Hopefully the report (surely filled with lies) will never be released, but burned up as recommended by the hero Devin Nunes. What we need to do now is get to the oranges of the Mueller investigation. Or the beginnings, as our wonderful president says.

Investigate the oranges, then put the traitors on trial. Because it's about time the Hildebeest was arrested and imprisoned already. As well as the Kenyan born Obama, his husband Michael, and the Democrats James Comey, Andy McCabe and Peter Strzok. They all need to be sent to Gitmo ASAP.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. WYM-104.