N@MBLA-Loving Pervert Mystere Admits He Enjoys Getting Teabagged With Young Boys' Balls

It is hard to believe that someone would admit this in a public forum. Even if they are using an alias. Yet the blogger who calls himself Mystere has done so. Although he uses code language (which he must believe protects him?).

I refer you to the following exchange from the Who's Your Daddy blog for the evidence. (Note: Mystere comments here using his "rattrapper" sockpuppet).

Ducky's here: Radical Redass is director of security at the local Dunkin' Donuts. (7/24/2018 at 11:57am). rattrapper: Dodobyrd is fixated on RR's private parts again. (7/25/2018 at 11:08am). Ducky's here: L'il Fart Boy, that doesn't make sense. Try again. Maybe a fart joke. (7/25/2018 at 5:0pm. Dervish Sanders: "Dunkin' Donuts" is gay slang for a man's privates? (7/26/2018 at 6:29am).

"L'il Fart Boy" is what Ducky calls Mystere. Even though he is responding to a "rattrapper" comment, he knows it is Mystere who is behind the comment. Because "rattrapper" is one of Mystere's sockpuppets. What does not make sense is that, when Ducky calls Radical Redneck an "ass" (i.e. a jerk), rattrapper/Mystere responds by saying Ducky is fixated on Radical Redneck's "private parts".

I assume rattrapper/Mystere thinks Ducky (in referring to Radical Redneck as "redass") is talking about his buttocks. Even though a person's "privates" are generally thought of as their front business and not their buttocks or anus. Although, as a gay man, Mystere might consider the buttocks to accurately be categorized as "privates"?

I assumed (when I made the comment) that rattrapper/Mystere's reference to Radical Redneck's "privates" concerned the "Dunkin Donuts" portion of Ducky's comment. As opposed to the "redass" portion. Because the word "privates" is not applicable to the ass.

Now that I think about it, however, I'd wager it's more likely that "donuts" is a reference to a man's balls and that "dunkin" is a reference to teabagging. Remember that racist Conservatives (during the Obama administration) wanted to "take our country back" and referred to themselves as "teabaggers". Or others outside the movement derisively called them "teabaggers". It was one or the other, but some of them did hang bags of tea from hats and parade around in public looking ridiculous.

Teabaggers SAID the name for their movement came from the dumping of tea into Boston Harbor on 12/16/1773, but that tea wasn't in bags. As per Wikipedia, the tea bag was first made available "commercially around 1904 [and] tea bags were successfully marketed about 1908 by the tea and coffee importer Thomas Sullivan from New York, who shipped his silk tea bags around the world". The tea that was thrown into Boston Harbor was loose tea in chests.

Anyway, how does NAMBLA figure into this? That I get from a recent post on one of Mystere's blogs... as follows.

...Paris Tennessee NAMBLA Chapter President Dervish Sanders has just blurted out a new code word on Lisa's Who's. Your Daddy blog. Dervish's fiendishly thinly disguised question reveals that "Dunkin' Doughnuts" is a new term being used at his NAMBLA Chapter for men's bottom parts. When you scroll down the comments, you'll see his vile retorts after Byrdbrain quacks off. Byrdbrain is fixated on Radical Redneck's buttocks, fantasizing that they're red. Byrdbrain quacks off his sick fantasy in his vile retorts. (7/27/2018 at 11:17am. "Dervish Is Fixated On Men's Genitals", a Liberal Troll Watch blog post).

Hmmm... he's the one who brings NAMBLA into this. Given the fact that I'm not the president of any NAMBLA chapter, I assume Mystere is unintentionally revealing a secret about himself. The obvious conclusion? Mystere is a member of NAMBLA, and, as per his "dunkin donuts" being code for teabagging revelation, what the pervert is clearly saying is that he likes it when underage boys place their balls in his eager mouth.

Perhaps I should report him to the authorities? No doubt he'd deny his provlocities toward perversions involving underage boys. And he never OUTRIGHT admits anything. All he does is speak in code and accuse others of what he is guilty of.

In any case, this is the post where Mystere confirms that by "privates" he means buttocks. Even though "private parts" is a reference to someone's front business, and not their rear end. As per Wiktionary, "private parts" is a reference to "genitals and female nipples". Not buttocks. But Mystere's mind goes there (buttocks = anus = anal sex) because he is a pervert.

Ducky never fantasized about the Radical jerk's butt. As per Dictionary.com, an ass is a "a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person". To refer to this jerk as "redass" is obviously a play on his chosen moniker, "Radical RedNECK". Although unnecessary, given that this jerk is already admitting (and is proud of the fact) that he is "a bigot or reactionary, especially from the rural working class" (as per the definition of "redneck").

Meanwhile, Mystere continues to suck boy balls. An activity the sick pervert refers to as "dunkin donuts". Although I'm sure he also enjoys "dunkin donuts" with his husband, Rikishi. But Rikishi is a grown man, not a boy. If Mystere wants to dunkin donuts he should ONLY do so with his husband and keep the activity between consenting adults.

Hopefully Mystere dunkin donuts with underage boys is only a sick fantasy and he isn't a serial child sex abuser. It's my understanding that the police are already investigating Mystere for sexually abusing canines. So the police may catch him if he's now abusing male children. Or fantasizing about it. He might have some kiddie porn on his computer, and just possessing such material is illegal.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-65.

Yellow Hoochie Papa Mystere Bobs Down Below Again! His Disturbing Fixation On Donald Trump's Man Parts Continues

The pervert Mystere has exposed another truth about himself. This after he saw the truth about his fixation on Donald's man parts exposed on my blog. Mystere dove below the belt line again with his usual homophobia-motivated "you're a queer" insult. Pulled directly from his stinkhole.

But Mystere's fixation on Donald's private parts belie his falsehoods. My opinion? Mystere is an in-the-closet gay man who accuses others of his proclivities to hide his shame. Pychoanalysts refer to the phenomenon as "transference".

Mystere, a textbook case, hates himself with a passion for being gay. In fact, he hates himself so much that his accusing of others has gotten out of control, causing him to spiral down below the belt. One can almost hear the gurgling and slurping noises coming from his hate sites as he doubles down with the wild blatant lying. All to hide the truth about himself. A truth that has made him a laughingstock on WYD and elsewhere on the internet.

(Image: Is Mystere the Larry Craig of Blogger?)

BTW, is calling a person of Asian heritage "yellow" racist? I suspect that it is. Although Mystere (in a comment made using his "donkey's revenge" sockpuppet) insists that calling a Black woman a "Black hoochie mama" isn't racist. But I don't object to his use of the word "Black", but his labeling of a Black woman as a "hoochie mama".

donkey's revenge: Wow, dingbat! Yanking the race card out of your stained pantyhose again? You do know that Hoochie Mama means a woman with loose morals, don't you? Fat black hoochie mama only describes the ugly whore grabbing Donald Trump's wax penis. (7/12/2018 at 2:24pm). Note: donkey is referring to the woman in this picture.

Sorry Mystere, but you're wrong! According to the Collectors Weekly article "How America Bought and Sold Racism", the term "hoochie mama" is totally racist.

Outside of Mammy, caricatures of black women show them as either Jezebels - sexually predatory or promiscuous women who birth many children - or Sapphires - also known as "angry black women". ...the idea that black people are hypersexual goes back to the days of early European explorers, who didn't know what to make of the scantily clad Africans they encountered and the tribes' polygamous lifestyles. In America before the Civil War, enslaved black women were considered property and thus, legally, the concept of rape didn't apply to them, but the Jezebel was used to rationalize the planter's dalliances. She was depicted as so irresistibly animalistic, lascivious, and sexually available that she didn't even have to be raped — she was "asking for it". The Jezebel has resurfaced today as a "hoochie mama" or "ghetto whore". The [racist] caricatures don't really die; they morph. (11/10/2015 article by Lisa Hix).

Language morphs as well. Thus the racist term "Jezebel" become "hoochie mama". Instead of the N-word, a more "polite" version today would be "thug", "gansta" or "urban". Although the N-word is still very much in use, while "Jezebel" is a tad outdated.

Anyay, "hoochie mama" is racist. Despite Mystere authoring a post on his blog in which he refers to Stormy Daniels as a "White hoochie mama". His way to "prove" that "hoochie mama" isn't racist. But he's wrong. Trumpers can be racist "just to bug you sensitive snowflakes" or without even realizing it. Apparently.

But I say racism is clearly second nature to these types. A-holes who don't give a shit about offending people who don't think and look like they do. To hear a trumper tell it, they elected a "politically incorrect" potus because they were sick of being called racist. False charges in their narrow minds, but reality to the rest of us.

But instead of modifying their behavior to avoid being called racist, their response was to elect a racist predisent and be even more "out" and in-the-face of the "snowflakes" with their racism. Now the trumpers (the actual snowflakes) are complaining about the Left being less civil toward them? I'd say "you first, motherf*ckers", but I know the chance of that happening is zero.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-63.

Pervert Mystere's Queer Fixation On Donald Trump's Genitals

"Queer" according to the dictionary means "strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular". Although "queer" is also "an umbrella term for sexual and gender minorities who are not heterosexual or cisgender".

Both might apply in the case of Mystere, a gay man. Although I intended, with my use of the word, to say Mystere's obsession with Donald Trump's genitals is strange and unusually different. I should note, however, that whenever Mystere writes on the topic of Donald Trump's genitals, he usually (always) includes the word "slobbering".

This is a picture Mystere inserted into a recent commentary he wrote about "slobbering" over Donald Trump's genitals.

This is an image of Donald Trump, fully nude. Or, a sculptor's depiction of Donald Trump fully nude. Some pranksters placed these statues in public places as a hilarious joke awhile ago. I thought the prank was funny. I mentioned this to Mystere in a comment on his blog. As a result Mystere (an idiot) concluded that I have a "gay fixation" on Donald Trump's genitals.

According to the sculptor, Donald Trump's manhood is very small. Also, he has no balls. His junk is nothing any normal gay man would "slobber" over, in other words. Except, perhaps, Mystere. Mystere says "slobbering" was my reaction, but I say it is his. Given the fact that HE proffered the word "slobbering". He also said something about simulating "oral copulation" with the statue. HIS words (although, again, he said it was me doing this).

But I only said I thought the pranksters came up with a good gag. My opinion of the statue (not the prank) is that looking at it may cause one to gag (literally). Except if that person is a weirdo and a pervert, as Mystere has proven himself to be. In that case the person in question (Mystere) might start slobbering and imagining that he is orally copulating with the real Donald Trump (not a statue). Or taking it up the rear as the Orange Turd pounds his pelvis into Mystere's quivering buttocks.

Something, that if I thought about it for to long, might cause me to vomit. But, Mystere (a trumper) obviously disagrees. My suspicion is that he has daydreamed about such an encounter many times. Perhaps with his husband Rikishi's blessing. If Donald Trump is Mystere's hall pass (which I think he very likely is).

Rikishi might like to watch. And cheer his husband on as he and Donald Trump engaged in rough sex that includes hair pulling, autoerotic asphyxiation, lots of santorum from which many dirty Sanchezes could be applied, rusty trombones, etc. In addition to the aforementioned "oral copulation". Such an encounter might be a genuine "pleasure of a lifetime". For Mystere, that is. Me, I wouldn't want to watch or even hear about it.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-60.

Mystere (A Cross-Dresser) Wears L'eggs Brand Pantyhose

We already knew that Mystere likes to dress in a woman's bra and panties, snap selfies, and send them (unsolicited) to guys he wants to see dick pics from. He unsuccessfully pulled this stunt awhile ago. Mystere wanted to exchange some pics of himself in women's undies (and pantyhose, apparently) for some dick pics. Mystere sent his pics to a guy he thought was a member of MoveOn named "Jesse".

Although "Jesse", according to Mystere, is an alias. Mystere revealed that the guy's name is actually "Erik" in another blog post. Mystere thought the selfies of him in women's underwear would make Jesse/Erik "super horny". Instead Jesse/Erik was grossed out and told Mystere to leave him alone.

As for Mystere cross-dressing and wearing L'eggs panyhose, Mystere wrote about it in a recent post on his blog. He placed the following images at the top of his post.



As a non-pantyhose wearing man, it simply did not occur to me that Mystere, when he wrote (in many comments) about getting a "tingle up his L'eggs", was referring to the pantyhose he wears.

I assumed he was misspelling "legs". Turns out he was talking about his favorite brand of pantyhose. Although, instead of the type with a reinforced or sheer toe, I would have guessed he wears control top.

BTW, that Mystere gets a thrill up his L'eggs when he takes dumps in his outhouse (getting high huffing jenkem and via "poophoria"), must mean that he cuts a hole in the rear of the pantyhose. If not he's just pooping his pantyhose, and he wouldn't need to visit his outhouse to do that. It is possible I'm wrong about the hole, however.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym55.

Lying Dog-Hating trumper Mystere Continues To Blame Crimes Against Canines On Liberals

A dog-hating trumper known as "Mystere" has been on a tear recently. Apparently he's been Googling for stories concerning men having sex with canines*. Then, when he finds one, he posts about it on his blog. And he blames Democrats, even when the article says nothing about the political affiliation of the sick dog-raping pervert.

Apparently this pea-brain thinks only Democrats commit crimes. In his most recent canine-related story, he blames "moonbats" for the dognapping of a French bulldog.

Mystere: Dognappers Run Off With French Bulldog... It's open season on moonbat dog nappers! You 3 dingbats who robbed a home & dognapped a French Bulldog named Archie in Long Beach California: Did you know that your silver Nissan Versa sedan was caught on surveillance cameras when you 3 ran out of the home you burglarized? Too bad the homeowner didn't get a chance to swiss cheese your behinds with a couple rounds of lead. The Long Beach PD will be breaking down your doors soon. Archie's dog buddy Bruno's been moping around after you dingbats dognapped Archie from his home. (6/21/2018 at 6:37am).

The 6/18/2018 Press-Telegram article Mystere is talking about references a "male suspect". Nowhere in the article does it say the police determined that any of the 3 suspects (man who grabbed the dog and two accomplices driving a getaway car) are "moonbats", Liberals or Democrats.

Later on the article further describes the dognapper as "a Hispanic man with a shaved head and facial hair who stands between 5-foot-8 and 5-foot-11 and weights 170 to 180 pounds". Regarding the dognapper's clothing Nathaniel Percy (the author) writes that "he was last seen wearing black sunglasses, a black hooded long-sleeve sweatshirt, dark jeans and gray tennis shoes".

Did the sweatshirt the dognapper was wearing look exactly like this one, explaining how Mystere knows he is a moonbat?

No. The sweatshirt in question was not described as having an image of Che Guevara on it. Perhaps it was the pic a bystander snapped of the getaway vehicle (a silver Nissan) that tipped Mystere off that the 3 perps are moonbats?

Note the "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker! Proof positive at least one of the perps is a moonbat, right? No. Turns out the above image isn't of the perp's getaway vehicle, but a picture I found using Google.

So how the hell does Mystere conclude that the 3 perps are moonbats? It must be because (at least) one suspect is Hispanic. As per the Pew Research center "64% of Latino voters identified with or leaned toward the Democratic Party in 2016". That, and the perp is a criminal. Therefore he MUST be a moonbat. Case closed.

So, even though the article does not say the perp is a moonbat, Mystere can confidently conclude he is. Because who needs facts (like the suspect's name and voting history) when you can slander a "moonbat" and thereby slander all Democrats as criminals or criminal-supporters? Like Trump with his lies about Democrats being pro-MS13 (the hispanic criminal gang).

Here is a image of Barack Obama posing with his MS13 homies.

Many other such photoshopped images can be found via a Google image search. Lisa, the proprietor of the trumper blog Who's Your Daddy placed a photoshopped image of Nancy Pelosi hugging a MS13 gangbanger at the top of her blog for awhile.

This is just the kind of lie that trumpers like to smear Democrats with.

It isn't surprising that the very dishonest blogger Mystere makes false claims about sickos sodomizing canines being Liberal Democrats. Or falsely claiming that a dognapper is a "moonbat", while the article he's referencing does NOT mention the political leanings of the unidentified suspect. Mystere takes his cues from the liar-in-chief, Trump.

*Why is Mystere so interested in news stories concerning men having sex with dogs? My guess would be because these stories give the pervert Mystere a thrill up his L'eggs. He blames Liberals and feigns disgust, but I strongly suspect that the sick pervert pleasures himself while reading these news stories about men having sex with canines.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-53.

Pervert Mystere Brags About His Orgasmic Dumps (It's Called "Poophoria")

The sick pervert Mystere writes about feeling a tingle up his "l'eggs" (legs) while pooping in his outhouse in a recent commentary from one of his numerous blogs (see excerpt below).

Mystere: Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

Sorry, Mystere, but I use a modern flush toilet, not an outhouse. My guess is that Mystere uses an outhouse because he likes the smell of fermenting feces and urine. It's called "jenkem" and, as per Ducky, Mystere likes to get high by huffing it. Wikipedia notes that "jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste".

Ducky's Here: Eddie sure does love his caca. Nothing like it when he's huffing jenkem at blog Rikishi. (2/12/2018 at 5:10pm).

It also appears as though the act of pooping gives Mystere an additional high. I'd never heard of "poophoria" before, but did a Google search based on what Mystere wrote about feeling a thrill up his legs (which he types as "l'eggs" for some reason).

Researchers have revealed why, for some, going to the bathroom can be "like a religious experience or an orgasm". A Princeton doctor has revealed the key is the passing of a large stool. This, he claims, can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with orgasm. ... Dr Sheth said the euphoric high, dubbed "poo-phoria" is caused by a drop in blood flow. "The net effect of this is a drop in your heart rate and blood pressure, which in turn decreases blood flow to the brain. ... When mild, the lightheadedness can lead to a sense of sublime relation – the high". (Princeton Doctor Explains Why Going #2 Can Feel Like A "Religious Experience" Climax For Some Freaky Azz Folks! 2/14/2014 Bossip.com article).

Obviously Ducky was right. Mystere loves all things caca. Stinkfaces (sniffing farts AKA eproctophilia), huffing jenkem (fermented feces and urine) and poophoria (getting high via pooping). Clearly Mystere suffers from a serious psychological problem known as coprophilia.

As per Wikipedia this disorder can result in "sexual dysfunction, require participation of non consenting individuals, lead to legal complications, [and] interfere with social relationships". Surely a successful wrestler like Rikishi can afford to pay a psychiatrist to help his husband Mystere. But Mystere won't admit he has a problem because he is deep in denial (and strongly relies on transference to falsely accuse others of having HIS problems!).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-51.

Pervert Mystere's Reference To Something He Calls A "Sperm Smear Spree"

The sick pervert Mystere references something he calls "a sperm smear spree" in a recent lie-tastic commentary on his "Liberal Troll Watch" blog (post authored by Mystere sockpuppet "donkey's revenge").

Dervish went on a sperm smear spree when he read my post. He showed his queer fixation of men's genitals when he said that I wanted to see pictures of "Jesse" with his pants down. Dervish must be fantasizing seeing a photo of that vile pervert playing with himself. Dervish was probably jerking off with himself when he wrote his perverted vile retort. Sanders claims he's a Christian, yet his actions on his left wing extremist hate blogs bear the fruits of Satan. Hey Dervish, go wipe yourself. Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

I have never heard of a "sperm smear spree". I'm never gone on a "sperm smear spree". But Mystere throws out this phrase and expects people to know what the hell he's talking about. This suggests to me that Mystere is VERY familiar with what a "sperm smear spree" is. Because MYSTERE has gone on a "sperm smear spree". Many times (I suspect).

Where are you smearing your sperm, Mystere? What is causing you to produce this sperm (that you later smear somewhere/on someone)? Did Jesse send you that dick pic you were yearning to receive? One in which he is "playing with himself"?

BTW, unlike Mystere I am not bigoted against gay people. I just wish he'd keep his gay fantasies to himself. Especially the grosser ones like the "sperm smear spree". I don't even WANT to know what a "sperm smear spree" entails. Mystere, if you read this, please do NOT explain what you do when you go on a "sperm smear spree".

For the record, while Mystere is a (self-hating Conservative) gay man and a sick pervert, that does not mean all gay men are sick perverts. Most gay people have totally normal sex lives. They are just like straight people in that regard. They are just not attracted to women. I'm not bigoted against gay people (like I said), but I am bigoted against assholes like Mystere. I wouldn't care that he's gay if he wasn't a hypocrite about it.

I wouldn't even care about him being a sick pervert*. Just keep your sick perverted fantasies to yourself. Or, at the very least, don't involve me in them. i.e. I don't want a "stinkface" from your boyfriend (despite repeated offers), to go on a "sperm smear spree" with you, or describe to you the feelings I have while pooping (feelings I have never had, although Mystere apparently has experienced a "euphoric high, dubbed poo-phoria").

(*So long as the sick perversions take place between consenting adults. If not, then I absolutely do care. Like when Mystere claimed that sex with a dog is "the pleasure of a lifetime". How did the sick pervert Mystere come to this conclusion? Obviously he has to have had buttsex with a dog at least once. But even once is NOT OK, Mystere! It is animal abuse).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-50.

Pervert Mystere Thinks Sex With Canines Is "The Pleasure Of A Lifetime"

That the sick pervert Mystere thinks sex with canines is "the pleasure of a lifetime" is a quote from a recent commentary on his "Moonbat Slayer" blog.

Michigan Democrat Sodomizes His Basset Hound... This is the Democratic Poster Boy of the Democrat's Gold Standard of High Morals: Michigan Democrat Joseph Hattey. Hattey just got arrested for having sex with his Bassett Hound. Democrats are celebrating their Gay Pride Month and this happens. Someone got this dog boinker bailed out. Hattey works for MSU in the veternary department, so he has access to any mutt he wants. Hey liberals, bring your flea ridden mutts to MSU for a gold standard flea bath! Joey will give them the pleasure of a lifetime when he's done with them! Ask for the Irl Hudnutt/Dervish Sanders special. (6/16/2018 at 10:47pm).

Mystere links to an article from the Lansing State Journal as his "proof" that what he is reporting is accurate (see update below). Which it mostly is. One "error" in Mystere's blog post is his claim that Joseph Hattey is a Democrat. He may be a Democrat, he may be a Republican. The article does not say anything about Hattey's political affiliations (if any).

Yet, according this this pea-brained idiot, not only is Hattey a Democrat, but Democrats everywhere are celebrating this degenerate's animal abuse (sodomizing a basset hound). Which is absolutely not the case.

With his reference to Gay Pride Month he is clearly suggesting that having sex with dogs is the next step. If you are gay there is no depths to which you will not sink. Sexually abuse animals? Sure, why not? If you're a gay pervert why not be a sex with animals pervert? In the homophobe Mystere's tiny bigoted mind, at least.

On the other hand, it seems as if Mystere is REALLY into sex with dogs. Remember the line I quoted? Sex with a dog is the "pleasure of a lifetime". Not for him, but for the dog that Mystere has buttsex with. BTW, I know it's buttsex because (as per the article) Hattey was caught having sex with a male dog.

So, given the fact that Mystere was talking about the article, I assume what he's saying is that it is the "pleasure of a lifetime" when he has buttsex with a male dog. The pleasure of a lifetime... for the dog. Does Mystere believe that he's doing the canines he has buttsex with a huge favor?

Who knows? Or cares. One thing for certain is that Hattey is in big trouble and will likely go to prison... and Mystere should join him. Throw the book at both of these canine rapers, I say. Hattey and Mystere should both get the maximum sentence because they are both sick freaks.

As for this treatment (buttsex with your pet), I do NOT think it is the "pleasure of a lifetime". For the canine or for me. So that Mystere refers to this as the "Dervish Sanders special" is complete horseshit. Clearly animal abuse is the MYSTERE special.

Update 6/17/2018: Mystere changed the article his post links to. Previously he linked to an article from the Lansing State Journal which makes no mention of Hattey's political affiliation. Now he links to an article from "The Mystery Vault". What is "The Mystery Vault"? Looks like a CONservative conspiracy/fake news website to me. Their "about" page on Facebook says "What you need to know about the world you live in. You've been lied for long. And will continue to be lied to if you will not search the truth".

So, is what the Mystery Vault saying is that they will provide #trumpdupes like Mystere with the "truth"? The title of the article is "Democrat University Professor Arrested For Sodomizing His Dog". However, if you read the article, it never says how the author determined that Hattey is a democrat. Apparently it's called the "Mystery Vault" for a reason. It is a mystery how they come by their "facts".

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-49.

Pervert Mystere Likes Dressing In Women's Underwear. Also, He Wants To See Your Dick Pics

What follows is a post from "Liberal Troll Watch" written by the trumper Mystere using his donkey's revenge sockpuppet.

MoveOn Trolls Harvest Phone Numbers... A lady friend of mine recently came to me for some advice on how to deal with a creep who somehow got a hold of her phone number illegally. My friend "Tori" forwarded a creepy text from a MoveOn volunteer, begging for a date. This creep "Jesse" asked for an explicit photo of her, asking her to pose in her bra and panties. Tori was freaked out after receiving this text. This dimwit libturd Jesse isn't very bright. Tori and I are waiting for this pervert Jesse to commit a big boo boo that will end up humiliating him. Liberals are not very bright. These dimwits are more than eager to take shortcuts down the highway of destruction and misery. Tori set a trap, hoping that Jesse becomes super horny enough to become careless. Jesse reminded Tori of that liberal creep Senator Underpants, the guy who just got recalled. Note: Tori & Jesse are aliases for those involved. (6/7/2018 at 2:27pm).

"Careless" and so "super horny" that he'll send dick pics, which Mystere is desperate to see. Apparently he isn't aware that those kind of pictures are easy to find online. Although, perhaps he just likes tricking straight guys into sending him dick pics by pretending to be a woman (there is no "lady friend" and "Tori" is actually Mystere would be my guess).

Next comes the humiliation, which might involve Mystere blackmailing "Jesse". An individual who probably is not a MoveOn volunteer. Otherwise "Tori" could report his harassment and misuse of her phone number... to MoveOn. I'm sure they do not want people who would do such things volunteering for them.

But, in Mystere's imagination, MoveOn is probably in on it. Does Mystere think that MoveOn instructed it's volunteers to "harvest" phone numbers and send texts requesting underwear pics to women (for some not readily apparent reason)?

BTW, if someone acquired the phone number of "Tori" illegally, why not report it to the authorities, Mystere? What I think happened is that Mystere sent Jesse a picture of himself in his bra and panties and wanted to see a weinergram in exchange. Jesse texted back "yuck, leave me alone pervert", and Mystere got mad.

Mystere had already fulfilled his part of the exchange, so how dare Jesse not send him that dick pic? Especially when he was eagerly awaiting it. Probably with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues close at hand.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-48.

Sick Pervert Fartbreath Mystere Uses "Tenderloinz" As A Euphemism For Genitals Many Times, Then Lies About Doing So

Note: the proprietor of the blog (that the comments below are from) deleted her post. So all my links display a message that says "Sorry, the page you were looking for in this blog does not exist". She often does this. Don't ask me why. But these comments were cut and pasted into MY post before HER post was trashed/removed.

Frequent commenter on the RW trumpanzee blog Who's Your Daddy, Myst3re (aka Edw@rd En*do) typed in "tenderloinz" many times as a euphemism for male genitals, then lied about it when I called out the sick pervert.

Two examples as follows...

Myst3re: Poor Dervish and Quackobyrd! They lost their binkies, so now they yank their turd sandwiches out of their tenderloinz! I hear their chomping noises as they guzzle up their turd sandwiches in a hurry. (8/21/2017 at 8:13am). Mystere: Anonymous feels a Chrissie Matthews tingle up his tenderloinz. 8/21/2017 at 8:17am.

The key word here is "loins" (although Mystere spells it "loinz"), which Dictionary.com defines as "the part or parts of the human body or of a quadruped animal on either side of the spinal column, between the false ribs and hipbone".

Clearly, when Mystere refers to tenderloinz, he's talking about either the anus (example comment #1) or the genitals (example comment #2).

Yet he lied when I called him on his use of "tenderloinz" re the following exchange.

Myst3re: Wow! Dervish is fixated on President Trump's genitals! What a sick pervert! 8/23/2017 at 4:32pm. Dervish Sanders: Pointing out that Trump might have syphilis (as per Dr. Steven Beutler) isn't a "fixation". You are the one who always jumps on what you perceive as a "fixation" on genitals by commenters you dislike. Add to that YOUR fixation on "tenderloinz"... The obvious conclusion is that it is Mystere who is the sick pervert. 8/23/2017 at 5:48pm. Myst3re: Tenderloins are a soft cut of meat from an animal carcass. They are from the least worked part of an animal before it goes to the slaughterhouse. Poor braindead Dervish seems to think it's the male genitals of the body. Dervish is a mental midget. 8/25/2017 at 11:52am.

Next the low IQ trumper (after lying about his use of tenderloinz) called me a "mental midget" and claimed I was having a "meltdown" in response to his lie. Despite the fact that everyone can see his prior use of "tenderloinz" to refer to the male genitals and anus.

"Quackobyrd" is what Mystere calls the blogger Ducky's Here. The "turd sandwich" (I'm guessing), is both Ducky and myself referring to White Nationalists LOVING Trump's "many sides" comment (and our "binkie" is our alleged playing of the race card).

Myst3re thinks he debunked the accusation. According to Myst3re, Trump "kept blasting the racist groups, calling them out, making them run for protection".

A claim that is laughable, given the fact that White Nationalist Richard Spencer tweeted "Trump has never denounced the Alt-Right. Nor will he". The headline, "Really Proud of Him: Alt-Right Leaders Praise Trump's Comments" (8/15/2017 Atlantic article), proves Myst3re's claim that Trump's comments caused the Alt-Right to "run for protection" is utter rubbish and that Edw@rd is a MASSIVELY deluded trumpanzee.

I don't know why I decided to take him on as a co-author here. I'd kick him off if he wasn't a spoof ID (the Myst3re that posts here). BTW, while the Mystere that posts here is a spoof, the Mystere that comments on WYD is real. Hard to believe that someone could be that deluded, but Mystere is.

DJT lies, and Myst3re believes him (and fabricates LOL-able narratives to cover for Fart). Myst3re is gobbling up predisent Fart's sloppy turd sandwiches (in Mystere parlance). Trump's Charlottesville comments caused the Alt-Right to "run for protection", MY ASS!

Mystere refers to "Ambulance Chaser Gloria Allred's tenderloinz" in a 5/4/2017 comment, so "tenderloinz" can also be a reference to female genitals. What we can be ABOSOLUTELY postive about is that the idiot is NOT talking about a "soft cut of meat from an animal carcass". What a stupid and obvious lie.

This post was updated on 5/9/2024. Myst3re is no longer a contributor to this blog. I kicked him off. Possibly why he falsely reported WYM for "T0S infractions". WYM was locked for 18 days as a result. But was then reistated when it was determined that no absolutely no content on WYM violates the G00gle T0S.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. WYM is a Liberal/Progressive/Anti-tRump blog. wym006.