Showing posts with label fix. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fix. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Mystere (A Racist Asian-American) Finds Anti-Mexican Twitter Account (il Donaldo Trumpo) Bigly Hilarious

Anus = "ain't us" (I assume). But this isn't the reason liberals hate trumpers. The real reason? (In part) it is that trumper republicans think racist stupidity like this is funny.

This tweet came to my attention after I followed a link Mystere posted on WYD. Mystere is an Asian-American trump supporter who lives in California and refers to people of Mexican heritage as "greasers".

Yet Mystere is pro-Democracy when it comes to Cuba. Although I think the reason is because Cuban-Americans generally align themselves with the republican party. So Hispanic people of Cuban heritage would be the "good ones", while Hispanic Americans (who generally align themselves with the Democratic Party) would be the bad ones. Why Mystere was bigly in favor of Dotard Donald's idiotic wall (gotta keep out the "invaders" who travel to America to kill and rape White women).

Something else Mystere likes? The lie that Democrats are pro-communist. After Minus FJ linked to a YouTube video about the recent protests in Cuba, Mystere wrote (using his Qanon identity) "Flingo al-Dervish pooped his diapers when he saw that".

"Flingo" is the puppet sidekick of a personality who calls himself "Mr. Methane". Mr. Methane is an idiot who went on American's Got Talent (AGT) and farted. He calls himself a "flatulist". aka "an entertainer... whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner".

Clearly this is projection. As everyone knows, it is Mystere who is a bigly fan of passing gas. The low IQ imbecile often writes (when he BELIEVES he has authored a witty retort) that the commenter he disagrees with has received a "Blog Rikishi stinkface".

Apparently Mystere is also a fan of AGT, a program I don't watch. I've also never seen a single episode of the singing competition television series American Idol. And, for the record, I'm not a fan of Communism. Not that I believe these protests in Cuba will lead to the overthrow of the Cuban government (which will then transition to Democracy).

So, even if I were a fan of Communism in Cuba (which I'm not), I wouldn't be pooping my pants if I thought the Cuban government was on the verge of collapse. Maybe someday? That certainly would be a positive development. Especially if there is minimal bloodshed (re any such revolution). Because I'm not pro-Communism.

I'm also not pro-racism, unlike Mystere. Why he's totally on board re trumper White Supremacy (even though he is an Asian-American). How stupid can you get?

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. WYM-261.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

From The Insane Pea Brain Of The Low IQ Trumper Mystere

According to Mystere, "I have a sense of humor, unlike you". Mystere's "sense of humor" is juvenile and usually fart or poo-centric. If I were forced to choose between having no sense of humor or a Mystere sense of humor, I would choose none. Anyway, here is a Photoshop I created that Mystere may find hysterical. Or he may not. Either way, ENJOY!

All the words in the two bubbles above are based on things I read on Mystere's blogs and are a 100 percent accurate representation of actual Mystere beliefs. Insane as they are...

Images photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Original photos provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-109.

Saturday, July 28, 2018

N@MBLA-Loving Pervert Mystere Admits He Enjoys Getting Teabagged With Young Boys' Balls

It is hard to believe that someone would admit this in a public forum. Even if they are using an alias. Yet the blogger who calls himself Mystere has done so. Although he uses code language (which he must believe protects him?).

I refer you to the following exchange from the Who's Your Daddy blog for the evidence. (Note: Mystere comments here using his "rattrapper" sockpuppet).

Ducky's here: Radical Redass is director of security at the local Dunkin' Donuts. (7/24/2018 at 11:57am).

rattrapper: Dodobyrd is fixated on RR's private parts again. (7/25/2018 at 11:08am).

Ducky's here: L'il Fart Boy, that doesn't make sense. Try again. Maybe a fart joke. (7/25/2018 at 5:0pm.

Dervish Sanders: "Dunkin' Donuts" is gay slang for a man's privates? (7/26/2018 at 6:29am).

"L'il Fart Boy" is what Ducky calls Mystere. Even though he is responding to a "rattrapper" comment, he knows it is Mystere who is behind the comment. Because "rattrapper" is one of Mystere's sockpuppets. What does not make sense is that, when Ducky calls Radical Redneck an "ass" (i.e. a jerk), rattrapper/Mystere responds by saying Ducky is fixated on Radical Redneck's "private parts".

I assume rattrapper/Mystere thinks Ducky (in referring to Radical Redneck as "redass") is talking about his buttocks. Even though a person's "privates" are generally thought of as their front business and not their buttocks or anus. Although, as a gay man, Mystere might consider the buttocks to accurately be categorized as "privates"?

I assumed (when I made the comment) that rattrapper/Mystere's reference to Radical Redneck's "privates" concerned the "Dunkin Donuts" portion of Ducky's comment. As opposed to the "redass" portion. Because the word "privates" is not applicable to the ass.

Now that I think about it, however, I'd wager it's more likely that "donuts" is a reference to a man's balls and that "dunkin" is a reference to teabagging. Remember that racist Conservatives (during the Obama administration) wanted to "take our country back" and referred to themselves as "teabaggers". Or others outside the movement derisively called them "teabaggers". It was one or the other, but some of them did hang bags of tea from hats and parade around in public looking ridiculous.

Teabaggers SAID the name for their movement came from the dumping of tea into Boston Harbor on 12/16/1773, but that tea wasn't in bags. As per Wikipedia, the tea bag was first made available "commercially around 1904 [and] tea bags were successfully marketed about 1908 by the tea and coffee importer Thomas Sullivan from New York, who shipped his silk tea bags around the world". The tea that was thrown into Boston Harbor was loose tea in chests.

Anyway, how does NAMBLA figure into this? That I get from a recent post on one of Mystere's blogs... as follows.

...Paris Tennessee NAMBLA Chapter President Dervish Sanders has just blurted out a new code word on Lisa's Who's. Your Daddy blog. Dervish's fiendishly thinly disguised question reveals that "Dunkin' Doughnuts" is a new term being used at his NAMBLA Chapter for men's bottom parts. When you scroll down the comments, you'll see his vile retorts after Byrdbrain quacks off. Byrdbrain is fixated on Radical Redneck's buttocks, fantasizing that they're red. Byrdbrain quacks off his sick fantasy in his vile retorts. (7/27/2018 at 11:17am. "Dervish Is Fixated On Men's Genitals", a Liberal Troll Watch blog post).

Hmmm... he's the one who brings NAMBLA into this. Given the fact that I'm not the president of any NAMBLA chapter, I assume Mystere is unintentionally revealing a secret about himself. The obvious conclusion? Mystere is a member of NAMBLA, and, as per his "dunkin donuts" being code for teabagging revelation, what the pervert is clearly saying is that he likes it when underage boys place their balls in his eager mouth.

Perhaps I should report him to the authorities? No doubt he'd deny his provlocities toward perversions involving underage boys. And he never OUTRIGHT admits anything. All he does is speak in code and accuse others of what he is guilty of.

In any case, this is the post where Mystere confirms that by "privates" he means buttocks. Even though "private parts" is a reference to someone's front business, and not their rear end. As per Wiktionary, "private parts" is a reference to "genitals and female nipples". Not buttocks. But Mystere's mind goes there (buttocks = anus = anal sex) because he is a pervert.

Ducky never fantasized about the Radical jerk's butt. As per Dictionary.com, an ass is a "a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person". To refer to this jerk as "redass" is obviously a play on his chosen moniker, "Radical RedNECK". Although unnecessary, given that this jerk is already admitting (and is proud of the fact) that he is "a bigot or reactionary, especially from the rural working class" (as per the definition of "redneck").

Meanwhile, Mystere continues to suck boy balls. An activity the sick pervert refers to as "dunkin donuts". Although I'm sure he also enjoys "dunkin donuts" with his husband, Rikishi. But Rikishi is a grown man, not a boy. If Mystere wants to dunkin donuts he should ONLY do so with his husband and keep the activity between consenting adults.

Hopefully Mystere dunkin donuts with underage boys is only a sick fantasy and he isn't a serial child sex abuser. It's my understanding that the police are already investigating Mystere for sexually abusing canines. So the police may catch him if he's now abusing male children. Or fantasizing about it. He might have some kiddie porn on his computer, and just possessing such material is illegal.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-65.

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Lying Dog-Hating trumper Mystere Continues To Blame Crimes Against Canines On Liberals

A dog-hating trumper known as "Mystere" has been on a tear recently. Apparently he's been Googling for stories concerning men having sex with canines*. Then, when he finds one, he posts about it on his blog. And he blames Democrats, even when the article says nothing about the political affiliation of the sick dog-raping pervert.

Apparently this pea-brain thinks only Democrats commit crimes. In his most recent canine-related story, he blames "moonbats" for the dognapping of a French bulldog.

Mystere: Dognappers Run Off With French Bulldog... It's open season on moonbat dog nappers! You 3 dingbats who robbed a home & dognapped a French Bulldog named Archie in Long Beach California: Did you know that your silver Nissan Versa sedan was caught on surveillance cameras when you 3 ran out of the home you burglarized? Too bad the homeowner didn't get a chance to swiss cheese your behinds with a couple rounds of lead. The Long Beach PD will be breaking down your doors soon. Archie's dog buddy Bruno's been moping around after you dingbats dognapped Archie from his home. (6/21/2018 at 6:37am).

The 6/18/2018 Press-Telegram article Mystere is talking about references a "male suspect". Nowhere in the article does it say the police determined that any of the 3 suspects (man who grabbed the dog and two accomplices driving a getaway car) are "moonbats", Liberals or Democrats.

Later on the article further describes the dognapper as "a Hispanic man with a shaved head and facial hair who stands between 5-foot-8 and 5-foot-11 and weights 170 to 180 pounds". Regarding the dognapper's clothing Nathaniel Percy (the author) writes that "he was last seen wearing black sunglasses, a black hooded long-sleeve sweatshirt, dark jeans and gray tennis shoes".

Did the sweatshirt the dognapper was wearing look exactly like this one, explaining how Mystere knows he is a moonbat?

No. The sweatshirt in question was not described as having an image of Che Guevara on it. Perhaps it was the pic a bystander snapped of the getaway vehicle (a silver Nissan) that tipped Mystere off that the 3 perps are moonbats?

Note the "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker! Proof positive at least one of the perps is a moonbat, right? No. Turns out the above image isn't of the perp's getaway vehicle, but a picture I found using Google.

So how the hell does Mystere conclude that the 3 perps are moonbats? It must be because (at least) one suspect is Hispanic. As per the Pew Research center "64% of Latino voters identified with or leaned toward the Democratic Party in 2016". That, and the perp is a criminal. Therefore he MUST be a moonbat. Case closed.

So, even though the article does not say the perp is a moonbat, Mystere can confidently conclude he is. Because who needs facts (like the suspect's name and voting history) when you can slander a "moonbat" and thereby slander all Democrats as criminals or criminal-supporters? Like Trump with his lies about Democrats being pro-MS13 (the hispanic criminal gang).

Here is a image of Barack Obama posing with his MS13 homies.

Many other such photoshopped images can be found via a Google image search. Lisa, the proprietor of the trumper blog Who's Your Daddy placed a photoshopped image of Nancy Pelosi hugging a MS13 gangbanger at the top of her blog for awhile.

This is just the kind of lie that trumpers like to smear Democrats with.

It isn't surprising that the very dishonest blogger Mystere makes false claims about sickos sodomizing canines being Liberal Democrats. Or falsely claiming that a dognapper is a "moonbat", while the article he's referencing does NOT mention the political leanings of the unidentified suspect. Mystere takes his cues from the liar-in-chief, Trump.

*Why is Mystere so interested in news stories concerning men having sex with dogs? My guess would be because these stories give the pervert Mystere a thrill up his L'eggs. He blames Liberals and feigns disgust, but I strongly suspect that the sick pervert pleasures himself while reading these news stories about men having sex with canines.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-53.