Mystere (High On Shrooms) Gets Angry, Throws An Infantile Temper Tantrum And Posts Lies On His Hate Blog

Actually that is what the low-IQ blogger says I did. He refers to me posting about idiocy from his blog. But I say what's going on is explained by projection. Why the hell would I throw a "temper tantrum" in reaction to Mystere's stupidity? My post was making fun of Mystere. Mystere's stupidity doesn't make me angry, he's the one who has to go through life as a total moron.

What made me "angry", according to Mystere, was the fact that, when he claimed (on his blog) the actor Willie Garson caught AIDS and died, I pointed out that he lied.

Or maybe Garson got the covid vaccine and that killed him. Mystere can't decide which. It's possible the covid vaccine killed Willie Garson. Because Mystere is a paranoid lunatic who subscribes to the conspiracy theory that the covid vaccine contains poison and those who made it are intentionally trying to kill large numbers of people (the "thin the herd" conspiracy theory).

On the other hand, Willie Garson was gay. So he might have died from AIDS. Because Mystere is a homophobe who thinks God hates gay people as much as he does. Despite the fact that Willie Garson only played a gay character on the TV program "Sex in the City" and was (in real life) a straight man.

"Not so" Mystere says in his post. Garson actually had a boyfriend. Mystere says I should "do my homework". Even though I couldn't find any "entertainment source" that says Garson had a male lover.

In his commentary Mystere insinuates I am gay. And that I am committing homosexual acts with another blogger he hates. One who is married to a woman. I say this is (possibly) more projection. Not that I would have any problem with Mystere being gay. What I have a issue with is his hypocrisy -- being a self-loathing gay man who attacks others for being gay (whether they are or not).

On the other hand, it is possible Mystere is a straight homophobe. Despite being anally obsessed. And talking about farting, sniffing farts, and consuming "white gravy" all the time. Not that gay people are obsessed with farting. Though the farts that Mystere talks about most of the time are those of the WWE wrestler Rikishi. A man Mystere might be sexually attracted to.

"Flingo" is the sockpuppet sidekick to an idiot who calls himself Mr. Methane. Clearly Mystere wishes he was this "Flingo". If he were, he'd be around (and able to sniff) any gas which escapes from Paul Oldfield's anus (Mr. Methane's acutal name). This is obviously more projection.

Whether or not Mystere is gay I can't say for sure. But he surely an eproctophile. Which is a person who derives sexual gratification from the smell of flatulence. In Mystere's case, the toots of the wrestler Rikishi and a "flatulist" who calls himself Mr. Methane. Never does he mention a woman who farts. You can draw your own conclusions.

Not that I necessarily have any problem with this either. To each his own. Though Mystere should really get some psychological help. Because he hates that he might be gay. And that he loves sniffing farts. Why he projects these characteristics onto his perceived enemies. Mystere refers to me as "mein blog enemy".

BTW, it's Mystere who hacks into people's accounts. Or into mine. Though, given Mystere's extreme stupidity, I suspect he had someone smarter do it for him. But it was my Google account that was hacked. I've never hacked into anyone's account to "harvest" information.

As for -FJ (aka Minus) being an ally -- Minus (I am positive) realizes Mystere is a useful idiot. Why Minus defends Mystere. And why he expends so much energy coming up with ridiculous explanations as to why Mystere's stupidity is correct.

Post authored by the pro-Biden, anti-Mystere blogger Dervish Sanders. wym270.

Mystere's Very Happy New Year's Eve

Sources have informed me that Mystere had a very happy New Year's eve encounter. The image below represents what occurred.

Yes, it is true that Mystere is a racist who hates Black people. But his inhibitions were down because he was high on shrooms. VERY high. Now he's embarrassed and concerned that he may have contracted an STD. Due to the "fact" that Blacks from shitholes all have AIDS (as per predisent Dotard, whom Mystere believes unquestioningly).

While the man is an immigrant from Nigeria, he is a naturalized US citizen who has lived in California for almost 20 years. Mystere's neighbor (my source) is a cartoonist (he drew the pic above and emailed it to me) who says he did video the encounter (planning on outing Mystere), but Mystere found the recording device and smashed it.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. 5/17/2019 mystere's moonbat spanker. wym142.

Low IQ trumper Magaturd Mystere Thinks "Spank The Monkey" And "Jacking Off" Are References To Suicide?

The extremely stupid trumper who calls himself Mystere thinks "spanking your monkey" and "jacking off" are terms used when referring to suicide. I kid you not. As per a recent post on his blog.

Mystere: The cowardly liberal Jeffrey Epstein has tried to spank his monkey. Guards found him in his prison cell in a fetal position with injuries to his neck. It appears Epstein tried to jack himself off to avoid spending time in the big animal cage with Tiny Boobarino, Momo Boom Boom Warpedstinkhouse and Bubba Anal Horsass. Bleccchstink the coward wants to spank himself like a typical liberal coward. (7/25/2019).

Mystere refers to a story about the child molester Jeffrey Epstein (a good friend of Dotard tRump) and his claim that he was assaulted after being denied bail (and being held prior to trial). People have speculated that he might have tried to commit suicide after he was found with injuries to his neck.

Here we're talking about a phrase (not a word) that Mystere does not know the meaning of. I assume. I mean, why the heck else would he make multiple references to masturbation when it appears as though he means suicide?

Is English a second language for you, Mystere? Or is it because you are stupid that you confuse masturbating with committing suicide? Either way, it is quite a strange mistake to make. Given the crimes Jeffrey is accused of committing. I'm sure Jeffrey spanked his monkey a LOT when outside prison (when he wasn't raping little girls). Inside prison, I doubt he spends any time jacking off.

Although Mystere might like to imagine he is. In this imaginary (gay) porno (playing inside Mystere's head) Jeffrey is "spanking his monkey" when Tiny, Momo, and Bubba (3 large Black men) walk in on him. Perhaps imagining that got Mystere really hard? Then, with an image of Tiny, Momo, and Bubba anally raping Jeffrey playing in his head, Mystere spanked HIS monkey?

You like to watch gay pornos in which Black guys anally gang rape a White guy Mystere? Something tells me he might. That something? An image he posted on his blog. I won't post it here, but you can click the link and judge for yourself. FYI, the (cartoon) image is of a Black guy and a White guy having sex. It isn't that explicit, but it is clear what is going on.

Is having anal intercourse with a large Black man (with Mystere as the woman taking it up the "endo") something Mystere fantasizes about often? Even though Mystere is a racist, I think he does. And, while (in his fantasies) it's Mystere's enemies who are all gay, I say he's projecting. I think it is Mystere who is gay. Although he is a self-hating, in denial, closeted gay man.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-130.

Mystere Wept

The trumper magaturd Edwina Endo (aka Mystere) almost certainly cried when he found that his dreams were dashed.

The image above is of predisent Dotard signing executive orders that clearly pertain to Mystere. I found this pic after doing a Google image search on "Mystere gay". Clicking on the image and selecting the "visit" option, I found that the image is posted on whitehouse.gov. Apparently Dotard signed an executive order early in his presidency that has something to do with Mystere (you can tell it's early in the Dotard presidency due to the presence of White Supremacist Steve Bannon).

According to the text of the executive order, the Secret Service has orders to shoot to kill if they see Mystere. Despite Mystere being a trumper and a huge fan of Dotard, Dotard is not a fan of Mystere. Or down with Mystere's fantasies. Previously I authored a post about a book written by porn actress Stormy Daniels. In this book Ms. Daniels describes Dotard's penis. She saw it when she *shudder* had sexual intercourse with Dotard.

My guess then was that Mystere would be interested in that description as masturbation material. Apparently he spoke about his desires on other blogs (ones that get more traffic than my blog or Mystere's own blog). Which resulted in someone in the predisent's inner circle alerting Dotard to what he must have perceived as a threat.

This must be one of Dotard's lesser known executive orders. I know I had not heard of it until just recently. I don't know if Mystere is under the impression that he had any chance of fulfilling his dream. But Mystere has had success previously with talking straight guys into having sex with him, so he probably believed he could convince his Orange Turd Cult leader to allow him to orally pleasure the tiny Cheeto (aka the ding-dong of blotus).

But if Mystere can't get anywhere near Dotard, those dreams are clearly dead. And Mystere, if he did not know about this executive order previously, will surely weep now.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-127.

Further Thoughts On Mystere's Failed Attempt To D0x Me & MysteЯe Being G@y

As I recounted in a previous commentary, the tRump loving blogger Mystere attempted to d0x me by revealing my "true identity and address" on his blog. According to this pea-brain, my "real" first name isn't Dervish, it's "Anthony". Also, I am a 71-year-old juvenile court judge who works in Waverly TN.

As it turns out, Mystere is wrong about my "true identity". Thank goodness. This fact does not stop him from being 100 percent convinced he is right, however. It also does not change the fact that the a-hole TRIED to dox me. Which isn't a polite thing to do. And why I decided to return the favor and d0x him, revealing his true name and address. As well as his true sexual orientation.

Mystere is a closeted g@y man with serious mental problems. Apparently (in his delusions) "Mystere" is g@y while "Edw@rd En*do" is a macho straight dude who hot chicks find irresistible. LOL! This is why he keeps his marriage (to WWE wrestler Rikishi) a secret from his family. Especially his mother. Mystere is terrified that his bigoted "Christian" mother will find out. From a young age Mystere's mother told him (over and over) that homosexuality is "vile in God's eyes".

This explains why Mystere hates g@y people (including himself). Although it's "Edw@rd En*do" who hates g@y people. And might commit a hate crime if he ever encountered "Mystere". Especially if Mystere suggested that he lick Edw@rd's butthole while Edw2rd farted (something Mystere is really into).

Does this mean Mystere has a split personality? Not being a psychologist or a psychiatrist, I can't say. I can say that Mystere is definitely nuts. Also definitely in denial regarding his being a g@y man. Which is his business. If he wants to remain in the closet, that is. I wouldn't have outed him on this blog except for his hypocrisy. And his hate. That's what really did it for me.

It's one thing to be g@y and and want to remain closeted. That is nobody's business. But when Mystere spreads his hate for g@y people and votes for a president who seeks to roll back rights for g@y and trans people? That is another matter. You say tRump isn't a homophobe? Well, you are wrong. And the definitive proof is who he selected as his Vice President.

Mike Pence is an undeniable homophobe. Dotard sent a message to the homophobe Right by selecting Mike Pence. Mystere can deny it, but that the homophobe Pence is tRump's VP is a major reason why he voted tRump/Pence. Not that, as a Conservative, Mystere would have considered voting for Hillary Clinton. Or even staying home. There are many other reasons why Mystere loves tRump.

But it was the homophobia (amplified big league by putting Pence on the ticket) that convinced Mystere in a bigly way that tRump was "selected by God". As the false prophet Fireman Mark Taylor has "prophesied". Being a phony Christian who looks for reasons to hate his fellow man, Mystere was impressed with the blatant homophobia of the tRump/Pence ticket.

"This is a really Godly duo", Mystere said to himself. This he knew because tRump and Pence hate all the people God tells Mystere to hate. So, YES, I think that this kind of hypocrisy deserves to be outed. You seriously need HELP, Mystere. But he will never seek it. Because Satan has a strong grip on Mystere's heart. And his tiny pea-brain.

Which is why Mystere will never admit he is g@y. Or, Edw@rd En*do will never admit it. Although Mystere, while being totally gay, denies it as well. Even when he is having sex with his husband (then writing about it on his blog). In Mystere's mind he "gave in to temptation" and sinned. But God is forgiving. So Mystere promises God that he'll never have g@y s3x again and asks for forgiveness (a process he repeats on a daily basis).

By the way, further evidence that Mystere is g@y is the fact that "Mystere" is a totally g@y name. Mystere says that on other social media platforms he goes by "myfoxmystere" because "Mystere" was already taken. I believe this. And I think the other "Mystere" almost certainly selected this alias because he is also g@y (though probably not in the closet).

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym123.

Mystere Licks Greaser Butthole

It seems that a Hispanic man named "Gustavo" claims that Mystere offered him money to lick his butthole (Gustavo says Mystere wanted to lick Gustavo's butthole while Gustavo farted).

"Greaser" is a racial slur when used to describe a Mexican. Apparently it's Mystere's go to slur. He used it in a recent comment on my blog, at least. A comment in which he refers to a "greaser" named Gustavo. Mystere writes about Gustavo because he got in trouble with the law. On his blog Mystere links to a Fox story that concerns Gustavo's arrest for selling sick puppies (literally. The puppies were sick and later died).

Not following Mystere's link, I assumed that Mystere was linking to a story about his arrest for selling puppy porn. Puppy porn is (I'm guessing) pornography in which a man (Mystere) has buttsex with male puppies. I don't think I was wrong about that happening, only that Mystere linked to that story (he didn't). I'm thinking now that such a story does not exist (aside from what I wrote on my blog).

Has Mystere been arrested and charged with animal abuse? I'm not sure. The only thing that is clear is that Mystere is making puppy porn (the sicko). I don't know if the police are looking into it or not. I'd call the authorities in Cypress California (where Mystere lives) and report what he's doing... unfortunately I have no proof, only strong suspicions.

Anyway, Mystere (a trumper who very likely supports building a wall to keep out "greasers") is obviously a racist. This I know due to his use of a racial slur to describe Gustavo (a Hispanic man). Gustavo was arrested in California. Despite not living in California, Mystere thinks I know Gustavo. He (in his inane comment) said Gustavo is my "Mexican slave boy".

BTW, the Hispanic man in the image above is a different "Gustavo" and not the Gustavo who was arrested. While Mystere does like to lick men's butts while they fart, I don't believe he'd lick the butt of a "greaser". Due to his hatred for "greasers". I'd bet a lot of money that, when it comes to licking butt, Mystere only licks the butts of White guys. Also Asian guys. I say this because Mystere's husband, the WWE wrestler Rikishi, is Asian.

As is Mystere (his heritage is Asian). Not that I care. But Mystere is proof that Asians can be racist. Mystere is a racist as well as a butt licker. Not that I'd judge Mystere for this. His sexual perversions are his own business. In my opinion. In Mystere's opinion they aren't. Explaining why he writes about his sex life quite a bit on his blog. Despite nobody wanting to know (also despite the fact that Mystere is in the closet).

But now that I do know... if I had to speculate, I'd say it's possible that the "Gustavo" in the image above might be telling the truth. Maybe Mystere got drunk (or high on the Mary Jane) and hooked up with a "greaser" by mistake. California does have a large Hispanic population, so Mystere must encounter "greasers" regularly.

FYI, the cartoon Hispanic man in the image above was included by Mystere in a post on his "Moonbat Spanker" blog. I'm not sure why. I did a Google search on "Mexican Stereotype" and found it. It looks like a journalist named "Gustavo Arellano" who writes for the Salt Lake City Weekly attaches this image to his articles for some reason. Probably because he publishes his articles under the heading "ask a Mexican".

But Gustavo Gonzalez (the Hispanic man who was arrested in California) and Gustavo Arellano (a journalist employed by a publication based in Utah) aren't the same person. One clue is that they have different last names. But Mystere probably Googled "Gustavo", found that image, and (liking it) decided to place it on his blog. And I'd guess Mystere likes it because it shows a stereotypical Mexican (and Mystere is a racist who hates Mexicans).

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-122.

Based On A True Story

I left a comment in response to Mystere's latest post. I guess he did not like it, because he deleted what I wrote. Then, in a comment of his own, wrote "go screw yourself, Dervish". After which he added some additional words. Words I have taken verbatim and placed in the (first) word balloon in the image below.

OMG, that is disgusting, Mystere! Also, too much information. What you and your husband do in the privacy of your own home is nobody's business. Anyway, this commentary by Mystere concerned an inane accusation that I have somehow "gotten various groups such as Whitepages to scrub his records off the web".

In my response I indicated that I was able to get Whitepages to do this because I am a very powerful Judge. I also warned Mystere that, given this fact, it might not be a good idea for him to continue messing with me. Apparently Mystere doesn't care. Even though his Wordpress blogs were suspended after he faked comments from me (on 1 of the 4 Wordpress blogs he lost).

Additionally, I recently discovered that 4 more blogs of his (Blogger blogs, this time) show up as "blog not found" with a message that says "this blog has been removed". When I noticed that I thought Mystere might blame me. Although, so far he hasn't said anything about it. His obsession with letting me (and others) know about his sex life takes precedence, obviously.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Photo of Mystere provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-117.

"E" Is For Eproctophilia, Which Is Good Enough For Mystere

Mystere calls himself "Mr. E" on Twitter. While people might think the "E" stands for "End0" because that is Edward's last name, that would be an incorrect assumption. I mean, why shorten "Endo" (which is 4 letters) to "Mr. E" which is 5 characters (including the period and the space)? Clearly that makes no sense. Obviously the "E" in "Mr. E" stands for Eproctophile, which Mystere is. Someone sexually excited by sniffing farts, that is.

Mystere (a closeted homosexual) is married to the WWE wrestler who goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Obviously Mystere does not have to fantasize about getting Rikishi stinkfaces. Or about then sticking out his tongue and having a "wet lick". Given that he can get a stickface and butthole lick whenever he wants. Although maybe Mystere dreams about Rikishi passing gas in his face when his husband is away from home. I've heard that Rikishi spends many hours on the road due to his profession.

Rikishi, the breadwinner in the relationship, works his tail off to support his shiftless husband. Rikishi is quite angry with his mate due to the fact that Mystere is always frittering away his husband's hard earned money buying stuff online. Mystere's latest addiction is collecting dildos molded from the penises of famous gay porn stars. When Rikishi saw his latest credit card bill he blew his top. Mystere (as a punishment) received a bare-bottomed spanking that left his buttocks a fiery red and quite sore for several days.

By the way, Mystere's admission that he probed his anus with his finger (then licked it) is something he attributes to me. He posted a comment on WYD using a sockpuppet he created using my Blogger handle and avatar. But it was clearly written by him. Probing his anus and licking the finger being something Mystere would clearly do. Although Franco played along, I doubt he was actually fooled by Mystere's juvenile retort (such a comment being right up his alley).

For the record, yes, this blog is now 100 percent about Mystere. All Mystere all the time. In fact, I'm thinking about changing the name of the blog to "Inside Endo's Head AKA Mystere Is A Jackass" (based on the title of a blog Mystere created to express his hatred for Irl Hudnutt).

Finally (for those of you who may be wondering), zero posts that appear on this blog have (or ever will) be published in Out Magazine. Because (for one), Mystere is not "out" but in the closet (as previously noted).

Image photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. Photo provided by Irl Hudnutt. wym113.

I Hear The Blogger Butt of Jokes Mystere (A Low IQ trumper) Likes It In The "Endo"

According to Mystere I am gay as well as a pedophile. Even though pedophiles are usually heterosexual males. But Mystere is a bigot who hates gay people. Including himself (he is a closeted homosexual). Mystere also believes he has "followed the digital breadcrumbs" and discovered my "true identity and address".

Mystere attempts to cover up the fact that he is a gay man (something I do not have a problem with) with lies about how "hot" women are attracted to him. He claims his "choice" is a well endowed White woman. As if any hot woman would chose him.

BTW, Mystere... what happened to your efforts to "expose" me? The last post in which you attempted (and failed) at doxing me was awhile ago. Since then... nothing. Even though you created a label and therefore I expected further posts.

Images photoshopped by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. First photo provided by Irl Hudnutt. WYM-111.

I Do Not Have A Problem With The Fact That Mystere Is A G@y Man

Mystere, a closeted g@y man, does not like me. I am sure he knows the feeling is mutual. However, my dislike of Mystere has nothing to do with the fact that he is an effeminate homosexual who likes wearing women's underwear. Or that he is married to the love of his life, a male wrestler who goes by the name "Rikishi". I wish Mystere and his husband Rikishi many years of wedded bliss and anal intercourse.

I do have a problem, however, with Mystere due to his hypocrisy. According to Mystere's rhetoric, he hates g@y people and believes they will all burn in Hell for eternity. Mystere believes himself to be a Christian and that God hates and condemns g@y people. Even though he is closeted and in denial regarding his sexuality. You need the help of a psychiatrist, Mystere. You will never be happy until you can accept yourself for who you are -- a g@y man.

If Mystere were to get the help he so desperately needs he'd stop spewing hate for others who are just like him. Although the other g@y people that Mystere hates aren't closeted and in denial as he is. Which likely explains his hate for these people. They accept who they are, while he does not. And that angers him greatly.

If I had to guess, I'd say the fact that his mother impressed upon him the "evil" of homosexuality has something to do with him despising himself. Mystere's mother (it is my understanding) is a rightwing Christian bigot who would disown him if she ever found out her son has sex with other men. Especially if she ever discovered he used to blow homeless guys at the bus stop by the dozens (per day).

This all goes back to when, at a young age, Mystere was sexu@lly abused by his father. Would Mystere have turned out g@y if his dad had not forced him to perform or@l sex on him at the age of 7? Or an@lly r@pe him with regularity? Not being a psychiatrist, I surely cannot say. But clearly Mystere needs the help of a certified mental health professional.

To discuss his abuse at the hands of his father when he was only 7, as well as how sexually excited he gets when he smells flatulence. A mental disorder known as "eproctophilia". Although, if Mystere wants to play the rusty trombone and blow into his husband's anus as he toots, that is really none of my business. So long as Mystere keeps to himself what is taking place between consenting adults. I really do not want to hear from him how yummy Rikishi stinkfaces are.

What I DO take exception to is when Mystere inflicts his perversions on others. I've heard that Mystere sexually abuses animals. Or, that he has sexually abused his dog (a poor animal he named "Buttstink") and that he dreams of or@lly copulating with a horse. Specifically a male horse. I do not know if he has acted on this unnatural urge. Concerning the horse, I mean. Sex with dogs the pervert describes as "the pleasure of a lifetime".

Animals are unable to consent and I absolutely do condemn Mystere for raping canines. The creep, as per my sources, hangs around dog parks and masturbates while sitting on a park bench. With a newspaper in his lap as he checks out male dog butts. He likes watching them poop. Before he leaves he checks out the trash cans for plastic wrapped "treats" (dog droppings disposed of there by the dogs' owners).

Yes, this guy is a total sicko. I say that NOT in regards to the fact that he is g@y. Only the other stuff. Cut it out, Mystere! Before you get in trouble with the law. But Mystere might enjoy serving "hard" time. And being forced to give or@l pleasure to Bubba, Big Tiny and all their friends. But I doubt he would otherwise enjoy losing his freedom. Being locked up and possibly beaten for being g@y.

My advice to Mystere is that he STOP fcking that chicken. Even if (as I just confirmed via a Google search) the sexual assault of an animal in California (where Mystere lives) is only a misdemeanor. Something I perhaps should not mention, as Mystere may take that fact as a license to rape man's BEST friend to his heart's content. It might be better to lie and try and scare Mystere "straight".

Poor Buttstink. His life must be a living hell, to be sexu@lly assaulted by Mystere on a regular basis. It probably isn't that bad, however. Given the fact that Mystere's weenie is so small. Buttstink likely barely feels anything when it is inserted into his rectum.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym107.

Mystere Got Spooked

So, I recently noticed that Mystere deleted 5 of his blogs, including the blog where he authored a post that accused me of pedophilia. Imagine the brass balls this guy must possess, to attack a rich, powerful and respected Judge such as myself. LOL. I kid, of course. The real reason (one that is surely obvious to all), is that Mystere is an idiot.

Which is why I'm surprised it occured to Mystere that I could sue his ass. Something, in fact, I was planning on doing. Correction -- something I am STILL planning on doing. Mystere might think he can deny authoring posts on his blogs in which he attacks me with lies, but he is mistaken. The fact is that I have submitted legal documents to Blogger informing them that they need to turn over digital copies of Mystere's deleted blog posts. This evidence I will use when I file my lawsuit against the incredibly stupid individual who calls himself "Mystere" (although I know his real name).

Mystere, in an idiotic comment on the WYD blog, incorrectly asserted that I was, by threatening to go after him for his libelous statements, violating his 1st Amendment rights! Something the low IQ imbecile suggested I could be disbarred for. Sorry, Mystere, but that isn't how it works. The First Amendment does not give you the right to libel me on your blog. I advise you to hire a lawyer ASAP, because I plan on crushing you like a bug.

In court, I mean. When I am through with Mystere he will be begging for mercy. He will also be destitute. I guarantee Mystere will regret messing with me to the end of his days. I bet he wishes now that he had not followed the digital breadcrumbs and discovered my true identity and address. Although, given how stupid Mystere is, he probably doubts what I say. It will not be long before he finds out how wrong he is. It will not be long before Mystere finds out that he was right to get spooked.

But deleting your blogs won't save you, Mystere. Because Blogger keeps copies of recently deleted material. I contacted the President of Blogger and we had a long chat. After he called up the deleted material on his PC and read a few of Mystere's posts, he agreed that I had been libeled. "The person who uses the Blogger ID Mystere has clearly violated our TOS" the president of Blogger concluded. "And, if he had not already deleted the material himself, I would remove his blogs right now".

By the way, instead of being worried about Mystere having any nude selfies I might have taken and posted online while intoxicated, I recently discovered that it is Mystere who should be worried. Because I found HIS nude selfies. I had a hunch that Mystere might have posted such photos online. Specifically I did a search of gay hookup sites, and SURE ENOUGH I found many nude photos of Mystere.

Personally I wouldn't post pictures of my junk online if my assets were as underwhelming as Mystere's assets are. Will I email these photos to Mystere's parents? Probably not. I could change my mind, however. I seriously do not give a hoot about Mystere's sexuality. By which I mean the fact that he is gay. And married to another man.

Also apparently in the closet. You want to stay in the closet, Mystere? Stop threatening me and libeling me. Not that it matters, given that I doubt anyone reads your idiotic blog. But I need to put a stop to this on principal. I mean, a peabrain such as Mystere can not be allowed to get away with bad mouthing an august Judge like myself. Period.

Now, Mystere may laugh at me if this threatened lawsuit never materializes. To be clear, there is the possibility that I'm just yanking Mysytere's chain. He already deleted 5 blogs based on the possibility that what he wrote could get him into trouble. Thinking he might be sued could cause the little shit to piss his pants and/or soil himself. LOL.

But seriously, it is really worth my time to sue Mystere? It might be something to do just for fun. On the other hand, I have important cases to rule on and my time is valuable. Much too valuable to spend any of it crushing a scumbag like Mystere. Much as he might deserve it. And he surely does deserve to be taught a lesson.

Anyway, the point is that I might cut Mystere a break. So long as he doesn't resurrect his blogs and resume libeling me. The fact is that he was right to get spooked because I have the paperwork ready and am prepared to file my lawsuit. Also, eviscerating him in court would bring me a lot of joy. I'd even be willing to use vacation days to see it through.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym098.

I Really Hope Mystere Doesn't Have My Nude Selfies

On one hand, I think people would be very impressed with how shredded and incredibly jacked I am. Especially for a man of my age. On the other hand, how would it look for a Judge of my stature for pics of Mr. Happy to be out there? For a Judge to have the bad judgment to post images of his weiner online (even given how impressive it looks erect)? I'd be a laughingstock and possibly even lose my job.

I refer to the fact that the trumper who calls himself Mystere d0xed me on his blog. He followed the digital breadcrumbs and discovered my true identity and address. Something I blogged about a few posts back.

I did (after deleting the nude selfies) immediately contact my ex-girlfriend and plead with her to delete those pornographic videos she posted on Pornhub. But were the videos removed before Mystere found them? My ex, a hot blonde with a tight body and large bazooms, in addition to being a nymphomaniac, is also an exhibinist. I only found out later that she posted those videos of us having sex on the aforementioned website.

Of course I asked her to take them down at the time, but she refused. I didn't have a problem when I found out she was having sex with other women. Some of her girlfriends even joined us for a few threesomes. But, when I found out she was banging other guys? That's when I dumped her. She was angry with me and we didn't part on good terms.

Although, deep down I did realize that we wouldn't last, given the almost 30 year age difference. Now Barbara is mad at me, calling me foolish for allowing my ex to video our sexual encounters. Barbara hit the roof when she found out that I paid my ex 5k to get her to delete the Pornhub videos.

Barbara insisted that I pay her 5k as well! I guess I got off easy. At first she was insisting I move her out of her trailer home into someplace nice. For the record, Barbara is my sister and not my meemaw as Mystere guessed. At first Barbara had the idea that she'd move in with me and my current girlfriend. I told her "no way".

Not because she is an ex drug user and the black sheep of the family. I love my sister, but (having tried it before) us living together under one roof just doesn't work. My current gf (let's call her "Shannon") and Barbara also do not get along. That's why I moved her into the trailer home in Paris. One night (back when all three of us were cohabiting) Barbara walked in on Shannon and I having sex in the kitchen.

Barbara, having found God after kicking her drug habit, was disgusted that Shannon and I were engaging in "sodomy" (we were 69ing on the tiled floor). I shouldn't be with Shannon because she is a "sinner" and is corrupting me. At least that is the conclusion Barbara reached. Although she changed her mind when she found out about those videos of me and my ex on Pornhub. Luckily she didn't actually view any of them.

How did I get to be such a pervert? That's what Barbara demanded to know. She was livid. She was further disgusted when she found out that the person who d0xed me (Mystere) is a gay man married to another man. "The freak who d0xxed you is a fag?" she screamed at one point. Barbara was incredulous regarding Mystere being a tRump supporter. "Trump is a Godly man" she insisted. "Why would a fag support him"?

Another reason I don't want Barbara living with me. She is very prejudiced. Ironically, similar to how Mystere (a self-hating gay man) is bigoted against people who are gay (like him). After she threatened to tell Shannon about me paying my ex to take down those Pornhub videos... that's when I offered to pay her 5k as well.

So, in total, Mystere's d0oxing cost me 10 thousand dollars. Needless to say, I am not happy with him. Even though, after thinking about it, I am convinced it is quite unlikely that Mystere would have ever found those videos. Even though he likely has a Pornhub account, I'd guess that all he watches is gay porn. If memory serves, Mystere wrote on his blog once that he finds women's bodies to be "gross".

There is also the fact that Mystere is an idiot. He might be mentally challenged or a low functioning imbecile. Anyway, I'm glad that the videos of me and my ex girlfriend having sexual intercourse (as well as committing many acts of sodomy) are no longer online. Just think if anyone who knows me in real life had ever run across them? I'm kicking myself now. Realizing that this is something I should have dealt with a long time ago.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym097.

Mystere's Bigly Gay Gang Bang

A 22 year-old Mystere was so excited. He had been in a funk after being dumped by his first love, Chad, spiraling down below. This involved cruising bus stations around the city looking for homeless men who'd allow him to suck them off for a few dollars.

Mystere finally received some good news via a new friend he met on Grindr. Lying in bed next to Brent one evening, his new love revealed that he knew a director who worked in the gāy p0rn industry.

"Really! That's interesting", Mystere exclaimed. "It has been a long time dream of mine to break the world d!ck-sucking record. I'm not sure what the record is", Mystere said. "But I'm positive I could break it".

"I absolutely think you could", Brent agreed. "It so happens I just got a job as an assistant on Gāy Gang Bāng #6, a film that is currently auditioning talent. I'm sure I could convince the director to give you a shot".

Mystere squealed in delight. "Thank you so much Brent!". Mystere slipped underneath the covers and gave Brent a thank you bj.

"That was in appreciation for making a lifelong fantasy of mine come true", Mystere said after he finished.

"Wow!" a breathless Brent whispered. "That was one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had". Brent turned his back to Mystere, pretending to go to sleep. He lay next to Mystere for a while in the dark. "You asleep, Mystere?" Brent asked. Brent was hoping he was because he had another Grindr date lined up in a few hours. Mystere usually wanted to cuddle, which Brent definitely was not into.

Brent felt a finger inserted into his ānus. "Does that answer your question", Mystere quietly breathed into his ear.

"I've got to go", Brent said, pulling away. "The part in Gāy Gang Bāng #6 isn't a sure thing, by the way. I'll put in a good word and see IF I can get you an audition".

"OK", Mystere replied. Suddenly he was worried. To have his dream dangled in front of him, only to be snatched away? He didn't know if he take such disappointment.

"I might have to kill myself if I don't get a part", Mystere said, on the verge of sobbing. Brent pretended he didn't hear, finished dressing and left. "Call me" Mystere shouted as the door of his apartment slammed.

The next day Mystere called in sick to work. "I don't feel well", he told Judy in HR.

"Bob is not going to be happy", Judy told him. "He said there were commercials you needed to finish cutting together so they could air this week".

"I'm sorry", Mystere lied. "I'm too sick to come in today". Mystere fake coughed then hung up before Judy could reply. Mystere had already threatened to tell Bob's wife about their affair. So he took liberties when he wanted and Bob could pound sand if he didn't like it. Mystere went back to sleep. A few hours later Mystere woke to the sound of someone pounding on his door.

"Open up, I know you're in there" a male voice said. Mystere rose to see who it was.

Opening the door completely nude, Mystere saw his boss from the radio station standing before him.

"I've got to have you!" Bob blurted after eyeing Mystere's naked body.

"I'm sick" Mystere fibbed. "That's bullsh!t" Bob declared. Then he forced his way into the apartment, slammed the door behind him, and took Mystere in the butt on the kitchen floor.

"No!" Mystere fake protested. But he was loving it.

Bob grunted as he finished. Then he went into the bathroom to wash up. Mystere got dressed and sat down on the bed. He turned on the TV and flipped around until he found some cartoons. "I'm very cross with you, Mystere", Bob announced after emerging from the bathroom. "I had to cancel a meeting with some important clients to come down to this dump". Bob stroked his mustache and lit a cigarette. Indeed, he looked angry.

"I'm sorry", Mystere apologized. He was worried Bob might tell him he needed a spanking.

"I've had just about enough of these threats to tell my wife about what's going on between us!" Bob roared. "Now she tells me she has been getting a lot of calls from someone who refuses to talk when she answers".

"So what?" Mystere said, getting defensive.

"The calls are from your number, Mystere! I should know. I pay the bill".

"Oh", Mystere said sheepishly.

"This will stop" Bob warned. "I don't like hurting you, but I can NOT tolerate this bad behavior".

Mystere hung his head in shame. Bob had given him a severe thrashing when he found out he was bl0wing homeless guys. That incident left Mystere black and blue for weeks, so he knew Bob was serious.

"I won't do it again", Mystere promised.

"OK", Bob acquiesced. "But you better not be lying to me. Or else". Bob snuffed out his cigarette in a old pizza box lying on the table and walked toward the door. "You better show up for work tomorrow", Bob cautioned Mystere. Then he was gone.

Mystere went to the fridge and grabbed a Fanta. "Yum," Mystere remarked as he guzzled the cold soda. Mystere grabbed a slice of pizza, eating around the cigarette butt as he continued watching cartoons.

Brent called Mystere on his cell a few days later. "I've got good news", Brent said.

"Is it about the Gāy Gang Bāng?" Mystere said excitedly, cutting Brent off.

"Yes. I got you an audition", Brent replied.

Mystere took down the address. "I'll be there", Mystere said hanging up.

The next day Mystere took a long lunch. He was really nervous. Mystere took the bus to the address Brent had given him, a nondescript building in the city.

"I'm here to audition", Mystere told the receptionist, an older woman with a large bust.

"For what?" the big boobed woman said disgustedly, looking him over.

"The Gāng Bāng film", Mystere replied.

"Oh, no. You're not the right type for that film", the lady said condescendingly. "No fatties".

"Brent sent me", Mystere protested.

"I don't know any Brent. And my eyes are up here". The lady pointed to her eyes.

"I'm not looking at your fake tits", Mystere replied. "Ask the director. Brent said he'd tell him he should give Mystere an audition".

"You're Mystere, I take it?" the woman asked, checking a piece of paper.

"Yes", Mystere affirmed.

"Very well", the lady said. "My name is Blanche. Have a seat". The woman waved Mystere toward a waiting room directly across from her. Mystere entered the room and sat down. Two other young, cut men were already seated, waiting to audition (Mystere presumed).

Brent emerged from a back room. He was carrying a stack of white terry-cloth robes. Handing out the robes, he ushered Mystere and the young bucks into a dressing room. "Change into these robes", Brent instructed. "Your clothes will be waiting for you when you're done auditioning" Brent said. "Good luck!" he whispered into Mystere's ear.

"What the fu©k are you doing here?" one of the young bucks asked Mystere.

"I'm auditioning for the Gang Bang film", Mystere replied. The young buck laughed. Suddenly Mystere was unsure of what he was doing. His face turned a bright red. He entered the dressing room and quickly removed his clothing.

After they had donned the robes, Brent lead the three men into another room.

"I am the director of Gāy Gāng Bāng #6, Simon Buckmaster" the man said. He stroked his closely cropped graying beard. "Please remove your robes, gentlemen", Simon announced. The two young bucks got naked. Mystere, eyeing their buff bodies, hesitated.

"What's wrong, chubby?" the man next to him asked sarcastically.

"Brent tells me you describe yourself as the Asian Ron Jeremy", Simon said, addressing Mystere.

"Yes, sir!" Mystere replied.

"Let me see what you look like erect", Simon directed the two young bucks. "Brent, please fluff them". Brent compiled and soon the assets of the two young bucks were on full display. "Not you", Simon said disapprovingly, pointing to the young buck on the left.

The man, a dejected look on his face, put his robe back on and exited the room.

"You, please come closer", Simon commanded the remaining young buck. Grabbing hold of the young buck's member, Simon smiled. "Rock hard. And plenty large. You have the part". Simon congratulated the man.

"You may depart. Blanche has some paperwork for you to fill out after you get dressed". Simon waved his hand and the second young buck put his robe back on and left.

"Now for you", Simon said, frowning.

Mystere dropped his robe. "Ugh", Simon grunted. "Disgusting. It appears as though your gut obscures your manhood, if anything is there at all".

"It's right here", Mystere said, lifting his belly to reveal his package.

"Clearly you are not an Asian Ron Jeremy. Is this some kind of joke, Brent?" Simon looked like he might either laugh or possibly throw up. "Please explain".

"When I said I was an Asian Ron Jeremy, I meant I was fat and good at sex", Mystere stammered.

"He is extraordinarily talented at 0rally pleasuring the male organ", Brent interjected. "To that fact I can personally attest".

"OK", the director decided after contemplating the situation for awhile. "Let me see for myself".

He unzipped his fly and removed his johnson. Mystere dropped to his knees and went to work. Several minutes later Simon was 100% convinced that what Brent said was correct. "Oh, my God! you weren't kidding", Simon concluded.

Mystere smiled (after swallowing).

"Not so fast", Simon said after tucking his dong back into his pants and zipping up his fly.

"The fact remains that you are far too ugly to appear in my film. I am sorry, but I cannot give you a part". Simon sat down at his desk. "Now please leave".

"No!" Mystere cried, tears filling his eyes. Then he started to cry. "Please, I'll work for free", Mystere begged.

"Brent, why is your friend still here?" Simon demanded.

Mystere left, sobbing uncontrollably and feeling more disappointed than he had ever felt before in his life.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym82. TF-9.

A Description Of Donald Trump's Penis For Mystere To Slobber Over

Note that I have no problem whatsoever with the fact that Mystere is gay. My problem is that he is a hypocrite about it. As a trump Conservative who views himself as "Christian", Mystere is convinced that God hates the same people he hates (Muslims, gay and trans people, illegal aliens, Black Democrats, Democratic women, Liberals, never-trump republicans, anyone who is pro-choice, anyone paying attention who realizes how awful DJT is, etc... I'm sure the list goes on and on).

Mystere: Derwood claims he's a Christian, but supports everything vile in God's eyes. The snake worshipper Dervish Sanders backs Muslims and other anti Christian groups, calling those who call him out racists, hate mongers and homophobes. Dervish's Metropolitian Church buttboys troll alongside with him at Rational Nation USA, The Swoosh Zone and Shaw Kenawe's blog known as Boston Piggy's. (6/24/2017 at 10:14pm. Excerpted from a "Funny Misadventures of a Troll" blog post).

Mystere absolutely is a homophobe. Also (as is often the case with hate mongering republicans) a closeted gay man. A hypocrite who takes out the hate he feels for himself on other gay people. Although these would be gay people who are not ashamed to be as God made them.

Anyway, it looks like Stormy Daniels is coming out with a book. A memoir that includes a recounting of her sexual encounter with the gross Orange Turd. Mystere, a devoted brainwashed member of the Orange Turd Cult, kneels down and worships at the feet of his Orange Turd leader. No doubt while admiring the ugly Orange Turd for (in Mystere's mind) his chiseled good looks and manly physique *shudder* (an "alpha male" according to Minus FJ).

Given this likely reality, I thought I'd be a mensch and post an excerpt from a Yahoo news article I recently stumbled across. What follows is a description of the Orange Turd's member from Stormy Daniels' book. A description that could quite likely have a lust-filled Mystere slobbering and drooling in short order.

Daniels, in her book, describes Trump's penis as "unusual" and with a "huge mushroom head, like a toadstool". She also says it was "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small", according to The Guardian. She also reportedly describes sex with Trump: "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion" (Link).

The only part of this story that will probably disappoint Mystere is that it describes Trump having sex... with a woman. Something Mystere might be grossed out by. Although most of this excerpt has to do with the description of the Orange Turd's member. Which could get the pervert Mystere pretty excited. And possibly engorged.

Unless he dismisses it as "fake news". Because surely Trump's penis is impressive and not deformed and small as Daniels describes it. Perhaps, if Mystere reads this post, he'll let us know which it is. On the other hand, everyone can see Trump's unusual orange skin (what is not covered up by clothing). Obviously Trump believes orange skin is a good look. So a deformed toadstool penis might be desirable (to Mystere) as well.

My strong suspicion is that is. By which I mean Mystere will beat his meat (and produce some white gravy) while reading the description of Trump's junk. And lustfully long to see it for himself. In order to confirm that it is as awesome as Stormy says. I suspect Mystere will lie, however. And say that he has no interest at all in Donald Trump's penis.

Being straight, I have no clue; I have heard, however, that people are happier when they acknowledge the truth about themselves. Time to come out of the closet, Mystere. You will be much happier if you do (I suspect). He might decide to kill himself, however. If he is incapable of accepting the fact that he is attracted to men. In which case it might be better for him to stay in the closet.

Image: An orange toadstool that might closely resemble Donald Trump's penis. Although clearly much larger.


Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym076.

Yellow Hoochie Papa Mystere Bobs Down Below Again! His Disturbing Fixation On Donald Trump's Man Parts Continues

The pervert Mystere has exposed another truth about himself. This after he saw the truth about his fixation on Donald's man parts exposed on my blog. Mystere dove below the belt line again with his usual homophobia-motivated "you're a queer" insult. Pulled directly from his stinkhole.

But Mystere's fixation on Donald's private parts belie his falsehoods. My opinion? Mystere is an in-the-closet gay man who accuses others of his proclivities to hide his shame. Pychoanalysts refer to the phenomenon as "transference".

Mystere, a textbook case, hates himself with a passion for being gay. In fact, he hates himself so much that his accusing of others has gotten out of control, causing him to spiral down below the belt. One can almost hear the gurgling and slurping noises coming from his hate sites as he doubles down with the wild blatant lying. All to hide the truth about himself. A truth that has made him a laughingstock on WYD and elsewhere on the internet.

(Image: Is Mystere the Larry Craig of Blogger?)

BTW, is calling a person of Asian heritage "yellow" racist? I suspect that it is. Although Mystere (in a comment made using his "donkey's revenge" sockpuppet) insists that calling a Black woman a "Black hoochie mama" isn't racist. But I don't object to his use of the word "Black", but his labeling of a Black woman as a "hoochie mama".

donkey's revenge: Wow, dingbat! Yanking the race card out of your stained pantyhose again? You do know that Hoochie Mama means a woman with loose morals, don't you? Fat black hoochie mama only describes the ugly whore grabbing Donald Trump's wax penis. (7/12/2018 at 2:24pm). Note: donkey is referring to the woman in this picture.

Sorry Mystere, but you're wrong! According to the Collectors Weekly article "How America Bought and Sold Racism", the term "hoochie mama" is totally racist.

Outside of Mammy, caricatures of black women show them as either Jezebels - sexually predatory or promiscuous women who birth many children - or Sapphires - also known as "angry black women". ...the idea that black people are hypersexual goes back to the days of early European explorers, who didn't know what to make of the scantily clad Africans they encountered and the tribes' polygamous lifestyles. In America before the Civil War, enslaved black women were considered property and thus, legally, the concept of rape didn't apply to them, but the Jezebel was used to rationalize the planter's dalliances. She was depicted as so irresistibly animalistic, lascivious, and sexually available that she didn't even have to be raped — she was "asking for it". The Jezebel has resurfaced today as a "hoochie mama" or "ghetto whore". The [racist] caricatures don't really die; they morph. (11/10/2015 article by Lisa Hix).

Language morphs as well. Thus the racist term "Jezebel" become "hoochie mama". Instead of the N-word, a more "polite" version today would be "thug", "gansta" or "urban". Although the N-word is still very much in use, while "Jezebel" is a tad outdated.

Anyay, "hoochie mama" is racist. Despite Mystere authoring a post on his blog in which he refers to Stormy Daniels as a "White hoochie mama". His way to "prove" that "hoochie mama" isn't racist. But he's wrong. Trumpers can be racist "just to bug you sensitive snowflakes" or without even realizing it. Apparently.

But I say racism is clearly second nature to these types. A-holes who don't give a shit about offending people who don't think and look like they do. To hear a trumper tell it, they elected a "politically incorrect" potus because they were sick of being called racist. False charges in their narrow minds, but reality to the rest of us.

But instead of modifying their behavior to avoid being called racist, their response was to elect a racist predisent and be even more "out" and in-the-face of the "snowflakes" with their racism. Now the trumpers (the actual snowflakes) are complaining about the Left being less civil toward them? I'd say "you first, motherf*ckers", but I know the chance of that happening is zero.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-63.

WTF Is Mystere Talking With His Frequent References To L'eggs Pantyhose?

Mystere, a cross-dresser who wears women's bras and panties (underneath his normal clothes, I presume), previously revealed that his favorite brand of pantyhose is L'eggs.

Mystere mentions L'eggs brand panthose in his comments and blog posts frequently. Men who Mystere doesn't like get accused of wearing L'eggs. Because, to him, being accused of being gay is a horrible insult. Even though Mystere himself is gay. But he is an in-the-closet and in-denial self-hating gay man.

If Mystere refers to a man as L'eggs-wearing, it is a "you're gay" insult. Because Mystere considers himself a Christian who hates gay people as God commands. Also, all gay men wear pantyhose (he thinks?).

Additionally, Mystere has referred to people getting runs in their L'eggs. Both men and women. If it's a man who gets a run in his L'eggs the gay insult applies. But there is more to it than that. I think he's talking about the person (the one who got a run in their L'eggs) throwing a temper tantrum.

Think of a spoiled child throwing themselves to the ground and spinning around because their mommy or daddy won't give them what they want. Mystere thinks Democrats who hate tRump verbalizing their hate for him are throwing "temper tantrums". At the top of this post is a cartoon from the tRump-loving Ben Garrison that illustrates the trumper view of those who oppose the Orange Turd.

So, when the anti-Trump Liberal boys and girls are on the ground throwing their temper tantrums, the pantyhose they are wearing get snagged on something (a rock, a popped screw or nail, whatever) and the end result is a run in their L'eggs. Burn! Double burn if you're a non-Trump-supporting man. At least in Mystere's homophobic peabrain.

For the record, if I refer to Mystere getting a run in his L'eggs, it is also a "you're gay insult". Made not because I think being gay is horrible, but ONLY because, to Mystere (a hate-filled gay-hating bigot) it is a horrible insult.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym59.

Mystere (A Cross-Dresser) Wears L'eggs Brand Pantyhose

We already knew that Mystere likes to dress in a woman's bra and panties, snap selfies, and send them (unsolicited) to guys he wants to see dick pics from. He unsuccessfully pulled this stunt awhile ago. Mystere wanted to exchange some pics of himself in women's undies (and pantyhose, apparently) for some dick pics. Mystere sent his pics to a guy he thought was a member of MoveOn named "Jesse".

Although "Jesse", according to Mystere, is an alias. Mystere revealed that the guy's name is actually "Erik" in another blog post. Mystere thought the selfies of him in women's underwear would make Jesse/Erik "super horny". Instead Jesse/Erik was grossed out and told Mystere to leave him alone.

As for Mystere cross-dressing and wearing L'eggs panyhose, Mystere wrote about it in a recent post on his blog. He placed the following images at the top of his post.



As a non-pantyhose wearing man, it simply did not occur to me that Mystere, when he wrote (in many comments) about getting a "tingle up his L'eggs", was referring to the pantyhose he wears.

I assumed he was misspelling "legs". Turns out he was talking about his favorite brand of pantyhose. Although, instead of the type with a reinforced or sheer toe, I would have guessed he wears control top.

BTW, that Mystere gets a thrill up his L'eggs when he takes dumps in his outhouse (getting high huffing jenkem and via "poophoria"), must mean that he cuts a hole in the rear of the pantyhose. If not he's just pooping his pantyhose, and he wouldn't need to visit his outhouse to do that. It is possible I'm wrong about the hole, however.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym55.

Meet WYM Co-Author, Fartbreath Mystere

Greetings, enemies. My name is Eddie Mystere, although you can call me Fartbreath Mystere. I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Especially those of my husband, a very famous WWE wrestler that goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Impressed? You should be.

I have been a contributor to this blog since the beginning. Although I have authored very few commentaries. Lately I have been very busy writing commentaries for my numerous blogs on the topic of moonbat men who have sex with dogs. This is a subject that I am extremely interested in. As you may or may not know, when a man has sex with a dog it is the pleasure of a lifetime. For the dog. For the man it feels pretty good too. I assume.

I say "I assume" because sex with a dog is illegal. I am therefore denying that I have ever boinked a canine. But if I were to insert "little Mystere" into a male dog's anus it would feel GREAT. You could ask my dog, Buttstink Too. If he could talk. Which he can't and therefore can not rat me out. Although I don't know why he would, since I am giving him the pleasure of a lifetime by having buttsex with him. Or I would be, if I were to do that. Which I absolutely never will (admit to doing).

BTW, I changed my Blogger display name awhile ago. Previously I went by the name "Klansman Mystere" and claimed I was a member of the Klan. Honestly I did intend to join that very fine organization. Turns out they didn't want a "chink" as a member and I was told to "f*ck off". "Chink" is a ethnic slur usually referring to a person of Chinese ethnicity. The word is also sometimes indiscriminately used against people of East Asian appearance (Wikipedia excerpt)

Please note that the primary author of this blog does NOT approve of the use of the slur "chink". I mention this because Dervish Sanders, after looking over my commentary, insisted that I make it clear that he disapproves of the use of ethnic slurs. Me, I don't have a problem with them. I use them myself. In regards to myself.

By which I mean that I've used ethnic slurs to describe myself in faked comments on my (suspended) WordPress blogs. I'm talking about comments I faked to make it look like the Blogger This One used a racial slur to disparage me. I doubt this upstanding and very smart blogger (who I hate) ever visited any of my WordPress blogs, though.

Unfortunately Dervish Sanders did look at my WordPress blogs, notice I was faking comments by him, reported me to WordPress, and got my WordPress blogs suspended.

Dervish Sanders should be very worried because I am plotting revenge. He will be sorry that he ever messed with me. I told him this, so I don't know why he continues to allow me to contribute to this blog. It might be because "Fartbreath Mystere" is a spoof ID. Although I stridently deny this scurrilous accusation. "Fartbreath Mystere" is just another of my many IDs. Some which I acknowledge are mine, others which I claim are my "team members" (but are really just sockpuppets).

Anyway, back to farts. I love to eat them (as I previously mentioned). I also love sniffing them. The sulfurous aroma sexually excites me. I like to crouch behind my husband and yank out some white gravy while he toots in my face. It gets me high when I deeply inhale my husband Rikishi's fragrant farts. BTW, I know you are judging me! But don't knock it until you try it. The white gravy belongs to Rikishi, and (for the record), I was referring to a reach-around.

Now, given that I am a man who is married to (and has sex) with a man, you may assume I am a homo. Let me assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. I am a straight Christian dude who acknowledges the fact that homosexuality is vile in God's eyes. This is why I identify as straight. Yes, I am a sinner (as we all are) but being a sinner does not make me gay, Libturds!

Note that this introductory posting replaces my previous introductory commentary "Meet WYM Co-Author, Klansman Mystere". I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Klan. I lied. Just because lying is fun. Like I said, I did try to join but was told to beat it. Their loss.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. Note that this post could be satirical in nature. It depends on whether or not "Fartbreath Mystere" is a parody ID. wym54.

Pervert Mystere Likes Dressing In Women's Underwear. Also, He Wants To See Your Dick Pics

What follows is a post from "Liberal Troll Watch" written by the trumper Mystere using his donkey's revenge sockpuppet.

MoveOn Trolls Harvest Phone Numbers... A lady friend of mine recently came to me for some advice on how to deal with a creep who somehow got a hold of her phone number illegally. My friend "Tori" forwarded a creepy text from a MoveOn volunteer, begging for a date. This creep "Jesse" asked for an explicit photo of her, asking her to pose in her bra and panties. Tori was freaked out after receiving this text. This dimwit libturd Jesse isn't very bright. Tori and I are waiting for this pervert Jesse to commit a big boo boo that will end up humiliating him. Liberals are not very bright. These dimwits are more than eager to take shortcuts down the highway of destruction and misery. Tori set a trap, hoping that Jesse becomes super horny enough to become careless. Jesse reminded Tori of that liberal creep Senator Underpants, the guy who just got recalled. Note: Tori & Jesse are aliases for those involved. (6/7/2018 at 2:27pm).

"Careless" and so "super horny" that he'll send dick pics, which Mystere is desperate to see. Apparently he isn't aware that those kind of pictures are easy to find online. Although, perhaps he just likes tricking straight guys into sending him dick pics by pretending to be a woman (there is no "lady friend" and "Tori" is actually Mystere would be my guess).

Next comes the humiliation, which might involve Mystere blackmailing "Jesse". An individual who probably is not a MoveOn volunteer. Otherwise "Tori" could report his harassment and misuse of her phone number... to MoveOn. I'm sure they do not want people who would do such things volunteering for them.

But, in Mystere's imagination, MoveOn is probably in on it. Does Mystere think that MoveOn instructed it's volunteers to "harvest" phone numbers and send texts requesting underwear pics to women (for some not readily apparent reason)?

BTW, if someone acquired the phone number of "Tori" illegally, why not report it to the authorities, Mystere? What I think happened is that Mystere sent Jesse a picture of himself in his bra and panties and wanted to see a weinergram in exchange. Jesse texted back "yuck, leave me alone pervert", and Mystere got mad.

Mystere had already fulfilled his part of the exchange, so how dare Jesse not send him that dick pic? Especially when he was eagerly awaiting it. Probably with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues close at hand.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-48.

Declined! Pervert Mystere's Offer Of A Handjob (He Wants To Spank My Monkey)

Does Mystere have a gay crush on me? It seems so. Given that Mystere (a gay man) comes on to me in his latest commentary.

Rattrapper: Someone recently hacked Dervish Sanders' email account, spanking his monkey. One of Dervish's many blog enemies created a fake Google account, making Dervish panic and go apewol. (5/22/2018 at 9:21am).

First of all, while the post was supposedly authored by "Rattrapper", that's one of Mystere's sockpuppets. Mystere (aka "Mr. E") wrote the post. Secondly, nobody (as far as I know) hacked my primary email account. Someone did, however, create a new Google profile (which comes with an email address) in my name. And they used my primary email address as a "backup".

Why? My guess is to let me know that they know things about me. I was able to take control of the account due to whoever setting it up (Mystere) using my Yahoo address as a "backup". I didn't know the password (of course) but I had Google send me a code so that I could "recover" the fake account.

After "recovering" the account I noticed that it contained personal info I don't want to be common knowledge in Blogistan. IMO, whoever set up the account did it as a threat. "I know things about you" this person (Mystere) is telling me. I think he expected me to take it over, see the personal info, and be disturbed about the prospect of someone messing with me. So, yes, I AM a little worried. I doubt this is over, and don't know what to expect next.

Anyway, back to Mystere's post. While he's wrong about my primary email address being compromised (as far as I know), what's this about my "monkey" being spanked? Does Mystere not know that phrase is a euphemism for masturbation, or is he making me an offer? I mean, given my strong suspicion that he's the one that created the fake account, it must be him who (he says) spanked my monkey.

But that didn't happen. I have never received a handjob from another man. Since it didn't happen, I assume that Mystere is talking about something he WANTS to happen. He wants (desperately?) to "spank my monkey". To this offer of a handjob from Mystere I say... NO. Sorry, Mystere, but (while I have nothing against gay people), I do not happen to be gay myself. Unlike Mystere.

I think he should ask his husband, Rikishi. Now, Mystere may be bored and looking to shake up his sex life by hooking up with other gay men for handies, bjs, anal sex and stinkfaces (Mystere's favorite), but I live thousands of miles away from him. And I'm also not gay (like I already said). So, if handling his husband's snake isn't enough for Mystere (a sex addict?), he's going to have to find someone else. Because I am absolutely NOT interested.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-45.