Friday, July 6, 2018

WTF Is Mystere Talking With His Frequent References To L'eggs Pantyhose? (Mystere Decoded #1)

Mystere, a cross-dresser who wears women's bras and panties (underneath his normal clothes, I presume), previously revealed that his favorite brand of pantyhose is L'eggs.

Mystere mentions L'eggs brand panthose in his comments and blog posts frequently. Men who Mystere doesn't like get accused of wearing L'eggs. Because, to him, being accused of being gay is a horrible insult. Even though Mystere himself is gay. But he is an in-the-closet and in-denial self-hating gay man.

If Mystere refers to a man as L'eggs-wearing, it is a "you're gay" insult. Because Mystere considers himself a Christian who hates gay people as God commands. Also, all gay men wear pantyhose (he thinks?).

Additionally, Mystere has referred to people getting runs in their L'eggs. Both men and women. If it's a man who gets a run in his L'eggs the gay insult applies. But there is more to it than that. I think he's talking about the person (the one who got a run in their L'eggs) throwing a temper tantrum.

Think of a spoiled child throwing themselves to the ground and spinning around because their mommy or daddy won't give them what they want. Mystere thinks Democrats who hate Trump verbalizing their hate for him are throwing "temper tantrums". Below is a cartoon from the Trump-loving Ben Garrison that illustrates the trumper view of those who oppose the Orange Turd.

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So, when the anti-Trump Liberal boys and girls are on the ground throwing their temper tantrums, the pantyhose they are wearing get snagged on something (a rock, a popped screw or nail, whatever) and the end result is a run in their L'eggs. Burn! Double burn if you're a non-Trump-supporting man. At least in Mystere's homophobic peabrain.

For the record, if I refer to Mystere getting a run in his L'eggs, it is also a "you're gay insult". Made not because I think being gay is horrible, but ONLY because, to Mystere (a hate-filled gay-hating bigot) it is a horrible insult.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-59.

3 comments:

  1. Dervy boy, you need to get off the Tennessee Whisky and 'shrooms. Your obsession over L'eggs pantyhose isn't healthy. Your Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is getting worse by the second.

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    1. My commentary concerns YOUR obsession with L'eggs pantyhose. This is something you continually do... you obsess over something (stinkfaces, pantyhose) and if someone mentions it you accuse them of being the one who has an obsession. Everyone knows this about you, so your false accusations against me are quite LOL-able.

      BTW, it is the Orange Turd who is deranged. His obsession with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton is not healthy and something he should get help for. Better yet, I say send the traitor to prison and force him to get help. Some sessions with the prison psychologist might do him good. Or not. I really don't care, so long as he pays for selling out our country.

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    2. PS: I've never tried Tennessee Whiskey. I am not a drinker and wasn't even sure it was a real thing. It sounded like it probably was, but I wasn't sure. Is TN Whiskey what you drink while doing shrooms, Mystere?

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