Saturday, March 16, 2019

White Nationalist Dotard tRump Incites More MAGA Terrorism

MAGA stands for hate. Magaturds want to make America (or whatever country they reside in) "great" by hating non Whites. Their goal is to reduce the numbers of non Whites in their respective countries. Or AT LEAST reduce the influx of non Whites. That was the view of the Australian perpetrator of the New Zealand Christchurch mosque shootings of 3/15/2019. This "freedom fighter" was fighting for the survival of the White Race.

As per the killer's manifesto, Dotard tRump is "a symbol of White Identity and common purpose". Of course. The Dotard himself announced to the world that he is a White Nationalist in a speech in front of adoring and cheering brainwashed cultists at a rally for Ted Cruz in Houston on 10/24/2018.

"I'm a (White) Nationalist" Dotard said. The "White" was implied. It was a signal to his racist base. Just as the hiring of Steve Bannon of Breitbart was (and his continued employment of Steven Miller as an advisor is). As was his Muslim ban. Remember when Dotard said "Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on"? Then there was the Dotard's defiant pronouncement that people marching and chanting "Jews will not replace us" are "very fine people".

Now, Minus FJ (a frequent commenter on the WYD blog) says Dotard isn't a White Nationalist because he doesn't want a White Homeland. No, he only wants to admit a lot fewer immigrants from "shithole" countries. As well as an expensive and ineffective wall on our southern border to keep the brown invaders from rushing in.

btw, to be a White Nationalist one does not necessarily believe Whites need a homeland. As per Wikipedia, "White nationalism... espouses the belief that white people are a race and seeks to develop and maintain a white national identity". Additionally White Nationalists "hold that white people should maintain their majority in majority-white countries, maintain their political and economic dominance, and that their cultures should be foremost".

Now, following the New Zealand terror attack (and the shooter referring to tRump as a "symbol of White Identity") the Dotard claims White Nationalism isn't a rising threat because "it's a small group of people". Sure they may be a small group of people, yet they got their guy into the White House.

According to former Grand Wizard of the KKK, white supremacist and white nationalist David Duke, "That's why we voted for Donald Trump, because he said he’s going to take our country back". He's talking about taking the country back FOR WHITES. And, despite DJT's denials (and the denials of the trumper known as Minus), DJT's dog whistles to the Alt Right PROVE he is one of them (a White Nationalist).

Image: Yes, this is staged picture of a look-a-like, but this IS how the rest of us (the majority who voted for HRC) view the current occupant of the White House. Also how the Alt-Right White Nationalists view him, albeit positively. Sorry Minus, but you are overruled.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-101.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Uranus Is My Home Planet


Greetings. Time for yet another post by me, Fartbreath Mystere (making it TWO in a row!). Today I shall revel a true fact about myself that very few people are aware of. That fact is that I originally hail from Uranus. I refer to the planet that smells like farts.

Now, you may believe that Uranus, being located so far away from the sun, is uninhabitable. Earth "scientists" say that Uranus is an ice giant and that it's atmosphere is composed primarily of hydrogen and helium. Having spent my formative years growing up on Uranus, I can reveal to you that this is fake news.

Uranus is actually very much like earth with a few exceptions. The primary exception being that the atmosphere is comprised primarily of methane. A good thing for us Urani, as all the methane caused a runaway greenhouse effect that warmed the planet. As for the source of this methane? You may think I joke, but the answer is farts. Not farts produced by the Urani people, but by an animal very much like your Earth cow.

My people, the "Urani", have learned to live by breathing cow farts. Instead of oxygen, Uranis such as myself breathe in methane and exhale some other gas. I am not a scientist, so don't ask me for any further details. Fresh, clean oxygen, such as you have here on earth, is offensive to the Urani nose. Which is why very few Urani (such as myself) can be found here, on Earth.

Now you may be wondering how someone born on Uranus could have possibly travelled to Earth. A journey that would take many years via traditional space travel. But I did not travel from Uranus to Earth via spaceship. It so happens that I was transported from Uranus (my home planet) to Earth in the blink of an eye via teleportation technology.

Not of my own free will, mind you, but because I was exiled. For being such an asshole. Among other reasons. Uranus is ruled by a one world Socialist government. It is an actual utopia. Free health care, free schooling through college and jobs (and income) for everyone. Yuck.

Here is some more news that you may find shocking, but a few decades ago (Earth years) a great man with orange skin attempted a coup. His name was Frederick Trump. Frederick Trump, because he tried to overthrow the Democratic Socialist ruling order, was the first Urani exiled to earth. That Urani man married an earth woman and that woman gave birth to our current President, Donald J. Trump.

So, my parents got swept up in a second revolution. A group of Urani who, inspired by the writings of Frederick Trump, decided the time was right to attempt a second coup. A coup that failed. My parents and their compatriots were put on trial. The verdict? Exil to Earth. For me as well, even though I was but a child. Not because I took place in the coup, but (like I said) just for being an asshole.

Now, I am but a simple moron, so I really have no idea how teleportation technology works. According to what I've heard, the technology somehow harnesses the power of the Van Halen Belt. The Van Halen Belt is similar to the Van Allen Belt, but different. In any case, this belt is the key that makes teleportation possible.

After my parents were found guilty, they (and I) were teleported to Earth (a one way trip). My parents and I then disguised ourselves as an Asian-American family. Something that was easy to do because Uranis are transmorphs. My parents decided that their last name would be "End0". And they also decided to call me "Edw@rd". "Fine by me" I said. Mystere is my Urani name, but would obviously be unusual for an Earth person.

In our true form Urani look very much like earthlings, but our skin is much oranger. Plus we have two buttholes. Also, like I said, we breath methane. Although farts will do the trick. The fact is that, without farts to imbibe, I would die. Humans need oxygen to live and the same is true of Urani and methane. Although Urani are able to "hold our breath" for hours at a time. I do like to carry with me a few farts (purchased on the black market), just in case.

Wikipedia/Flatulence: A flexible tube, inserted into the rectum, can be used to collect intestinal gas in a flatus bag. This method is occasionally needed in a hospital setting, when the patient is unable to pass gas normally.

My black market fart dealer does not ask why I'm buying farts (or what I'm using them for). I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm using them for sexual gratification. Instead of to live. Although the really smelly ones do tend to give me boners.

For the record, Donald Trump is only half-Urani. Explaining why his skin is so orange. With limited transmorph powers, he got as close to human-looking as he could. Although the doctors were quite shocked when he was born. They thought they were dealing with a seriously deformed baby.

Donald Trump knows socialism is evil. Why he decided to go down the same road as his father did on Uranus. Which would be to stop socialism by running for United States president. Luckily, with the help of Vladimir Putin, he was able to achieve his goal.

Post authored by Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Trump-supporting phart sniffer. WYM-100.

Monday, March 4, 2019

I Love Farts! (A Fartbreath Mystere Commentary)

Howdy. Time for another rare post by me, Eddie Mystere, AKA Fartbreath Mystere. As you likely know, I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Also huffing them. Seriously, I love farts; both the smell and the taste.

Anyway, the reason for this post today is to address the ongoing feud between myself and the primary author of this blog, Anthony Sanders. Although he goes by "Dervish" for some reason. As opposed to using the name he was given at birth, which is "Anthony".

It seems that Anthony (aka "Dervish") is quite upset with me for revealing his true identity and address. Also calling him by MY nickname, "Fartbreath". For the record, I am known by "Fartbreath" because of my love of farts. Mr. Sanders, as far as I know, is not a fellow eproctophile. I did ask him if he wanted to join my phart sniffing club, but he told me "no way". He told me he thinks farts are disgusting and not an odor to be enjoyed. As I enjoy the odor.

Personally I do not understand why more people don't love farts as much as I do. Gas expelled from the ass smells fantastic as far as I am concerned. My sense of smell must be superior to that of the ordinary human. But I accept that most people (oddly) do not love farts as much as I do.

Anyway, back to the feud between Dervish and myself... he says I am going to regret messing with him, but the truth is he is going to regret messing with ME. I WILL make him pay. By writing posts on my blog about him farting. Also, how much I would like to smell those farts. That will show him.

And I will continue exposing him. Soon I will be reopening my blogs and posting additional secrets that Anthony would rather people not know. Secrets that will embarrass Anthony so much that he will almost certainly threaten to sue in order to get me to stop. But I laugh at these threats of lawsuits! Try it Anthony, and you'll end up disbarred for sure. Because I will file a countersuit.

You can't get away with trying to stifle my First Amendment rights, Anthony! The world has the right to know about your sexual perversions, Anthony! Much as you surely want to keep them hidden. Because Anthony's secrets being revealed will most assuredly get him disbarred and result in him losing his job as a Judge.

btw, you may be asking yourself WHY THE HELL would Anthony allow me to post my "lies" on his blog? The answer is that (as Anthony told me) he's allowing me to "expose myself as an idiot". Sure, Anthony. Keep believing that. As long as you keep allowing me to post on your blog, I don't care what you think.

Also, you're wrong. The truth is that I have exposed myself as being incredibly smart. A "stable genius" like our magnificent president. Evidence of my smartness? I followed the digital breadcrumbs and discovered your true identity, Anthony Sanders. Something that got YOU spooked, Anthony!

Image: Anthony Sanders and his peepaw Ralph Sanders.

Post authored by Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Trump-supporting phart sniffer. WYM-99.

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Mystere Got Spooked

So, I recently noticed that Mystere deleted 5 of his blogs, including the blog where he authored a post that accused me of pedophilia. Imagine the brass balls this guy must possess, to attack a rich, powerful and respected Judge such as myself. LOL. I kid, of course. The real reason (one that is surely obvious to all), is that Mystere is an idiot.

Which is why I'm surprised it occured to Mystere that I could sue his ass. Something, in fact, I was planning on doing. Correction -- something I am STILL planning on doing. Mystere might think he can deny authoring posts on his blogs in which he attacks me with lies, but he is mistaken. The fact is that I have submitted legal documents to Blogger informing them that they need to turn over digital copies of Mystere's deleted blog posts. This evidence I will use when I file my lawsuit against the incredibly stupid individual who calls himself "Mystere" (although I know his real name).

Mystere, in an idiotic comment on the WYD blog, incorrectly asserted that I was, by threatening to go after him for his libelous statements, violating his 1st Amendment rights! Something the low IQ imbecile suggested I could be disbarred for. Sorry, Mystere, but that isn't how it works. The First Amendment does not give you the right to libel me on your blog. I advise you to hire a lawyer ASAP, because I plan on crushing you like a bug.

In court, I mean. When I am through with Mystere he will be begging for mercy. He will also be destitute. I guarantee Mystere will regret messing with me to the end of his days. I bet he wishes now that he had not followed the digital breadcrumbs and discovered my true identity and address. Although, given how stupid Mystere is, he probably doubts what I say. It will not be long before he finds out how wrong he is. It will not be long before Mystere finds out that he was right to get spooked.

But deleting your blogs won't save you, Mystere. Because Blogger keeps copies of recently deleted material. I contacted the President of Blogger and we had a long chat. After he called up the deleted material on his PC and read a few of Mystere's posts, he agreed that I had been libeled. "The person who uses the Blogger ID Mystere has clearly violated our TOS" the president of Blogger concluded. "And, if he had not already deleted the material himself, I would remove his blogs right now".

By the way, instead of being worried about Mystere having any nude selfies I might have taken and posted online while intoxicated, I recently discovered that it is Mystere who should be worried. Because I found HIS nude selfies. I had a hunch that Mystere might have posted such photos online. Specifically I did a search of gay hookup sites, and SURE ENOUGH I found many nude photos of Mystere.

Personally I wouldn't post pictures of my junk online if my assets were as underwhelming as Mystere's assets are. Will I email these photos to Mystere's parents? Probably not. I could change my mind, however. I seriously do not give a hoot about Mystere's sexuality. By which I mean the fact that he is gay. And married to another man.

Also apparently in the closet. You want to stay in the closet, Mystere? Stop threatening me and libeling me. Not that it matters, given that I doubt anyone reads your idiotic blog. But I need to put a stop to this on principal. I mean, a peabrain such as Mystere can not be allowed to get away with bad mouthing an august Judge like myself. Period.

Now, Mystere may laugh at me if this threatened lawsuit never materializes. To be clear, there is the possibility that I'm just yanking Mysytere's chain. He already deleted 5 blogs based on the possibility that what he wrote could get him into trouble. Thinking he might be sued could cause the little shit to piss his pants and/or soil himself. LOL.

But seriously, it is really worth my time to sue Mystere? It might be something to do just for fun. On the other hand, I have important cases to rule on and my time is valuable. Much too valuable to spend any of it crushing a scumbag like Mystere. Much as he might deserve it. And he surely does deserve to be taught a lesson.

Anyway, the point is that I might cut Mystere a break. So long as he doesn't resurrect his blogs and resume libeling me. The fact is that he was right to get spooked because I have the paperwork ready and am prepared to file my lawsuit. Also, eviscerating him in court would bring me a lot of joy. I'd even be willing to use vacation days to see it through.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym098.

Sunday, February 24, 2019

I Really Hope Mystere Doesn't Have My Nude Selfies

On one hand, I think people would be very impressed with how shredded and incredibly jacked I am. Especially for a man of my age. On the other hand, how would it look for a Judge of my stature for pics of Mr. Happy to be out there? For a Judge to have the bad judgment to post images of his weiner online (even given how impressive it looks erect)? I'd be a laughingstock and possibly even lose my job.

I refer to the fact that the trumper who calls himself Mystere d0xed me on his blog. He followed the digital breadcrumbs and discovered my true identity and address. Something I blogged about a few posts back.

I did (after deleting the nude selfies) immediately contact my ex-girlfriend and plead with her to delete those pornographic videos she posted on Pornhub. But were the videos removed before Mystere found them? My ex, a hot blonde with a tight body and large bazooms, in addition to being a nymphomaniac, is also an exhibinist. I only found out later that she posted those videos of us having sex on the aforementioned website.

Of course I asked her to take them down at the time, but she refused. I didn't have a problem when I found out she was having sex with other women. Some of her girlfriends even joined us for a few threesomes. But, when I found out she was banging other guys? That's when I dumped her. She was angry with me and we didn't part on good terms.

Although, deep down I did realize that we wouldn't last, given the almost 30 year age difference. Now Barbara is mad at me, calling me foolish for allowing my ex to video our sexual encounters. Barbara hit the roof when she found out that I paid my ex 5k to get her to delete the Pornhub videos.

Barbara insisted that I pay her 5k as well! I guess I got off easy. At first she was insisting I move her out of her trailer home into someplace nice. For the record, Barbara is my sister and not my meemaw as Mystere guessed. At first Barbara had the idea that she'd move in with me and my current girlfriend. I told her "no way".

Not because she is an ex drug user and the black sheep of the family. I love my sister, but (having tried it before) us living together under one roof just doesn't work. My current gf (let's call her "Shannon") and Barbara also do not get along. That's why I moved her into the trailer home in Paris. One night (back when all three of us were cohabiting) Barbara walked in on Shannon and I having sex in the kitchen.

Barbara, having found God after kicking her drug habit, was disgusted that Shannon and I were engaging in "sodomy" (we were 69ing on the tiled floor). I shouldn't be with Shannon because she is a "sinner" and is corrupting me. At least that is the conclusion Barbara reached. Although she changed her mind when she found out about those videos of me and my ex on Pornhub. Luckily she didn't actually view any of them.

How did I get to be such a pervert? That's what Barbara demanded to know. She was livid. She was further disgusted when she found out that the person who d0xed me (Mystere) is a gay man married to another man. "The freak who d0xxed you is a fag?" she screamed at one point. Barbara was incredulous regarding Mystere being a tRump supporter. "Trump is a Godly man" she insisted. "Why would a fag support him"?

Another reason I don't want Barbara living with me. She is very prejudiced. Ironically, similar to how Mystere (a self-hating gay man) is bigoted against people who are gay (like him). After she threatened to tell Shannon about me paying my ex to take down those Pornhub videos... that's when I offered to pay her 5k as well.

So, in total, Mystere's d0oxing cost me 10 thousand dollars. Needless to say, I am not happy with him. Even though, after thinking about it, I am convinced it is quite unlikely that Mystere would have ever found those videos. Even though he likely has a Pornhub account, I'd guess that all he watches is gay porn. If memory serves, Mystere wrote on his blog once that he finds women's bodies to be "gross".

There is also the fact that Mystere is an idiot. He might be mentally challenged or a low functioning imbecile. Anyway, I'm glad that the videos of me and my ex girlfriend having sexual intercourse (as well as committing many acts of sodomy) are no longer online. Just think if anyone who knows me in real life had ever run across them? I'm kicking myself now. Realizing that this is something I should have dealt with a long time ago.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym097.

Saturday, February 23, 2019

The World Is Laughing At Our Idiot Predisent #2

The Carnival of Viareggio is a series of parades held annually in the Tuscan city of Viareggio, Italy. These parades are held on 4 Sundays and one on Fat Tuesday between the end of January and beginning of March. Wikipedia notes that "it is considered amongst the most renowned carnival celebrations in both Italy and Europe". The above image is from the 2018 carnival.

American conservatives believe the Italians are honoring tRump with this float. CafeNetAmerica tweeted "Italians love Trump". Emerald Robinson wrote that "Twitter was his sword to destroy fake news" (note the blue Twitter birds around the hilt of the sword).

But these interpretations are fake news. As per a 2/10/2019 Time Magazine article, "past [carnivals] included satirical depictions of Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin [in float form]". As well as other tRump sculptures which were more obviously intended to mock him. "In 2017, a snarling Trump-head was placed in the middle of an American-themed float. ... A clip of the Green Day song American Idiot played in the background".

So the float was a satirical depiction of a leader the Italians view as an "American Idiot". "American Idiot" is a Green Day song written during the bush administration in response to the Iraq war. American idiots supported the Iraq war. American idiots support tRump.

That is why "American Idiot" is played (not just at this Italian carnival) as a tRump protest song. Despite what tRump supporters may believe, the 2018 float was intended to ridicule and not to honor. It was also not a depiction of tRump as Hercules, something the blogger Franco Aragosta remarked on in a 2/17/2019 WYD comment. An idea he got from an American Thinker commentary by Clarice Feldman.

"Trump as Hercules Cleaning Out the Augean Stables" (the title of the article) makes an analogy between The fifth Labour of Hercules and tRump draining the swamp. Which is a completely absurd analogy to make. Given that, under the corrupt tRump administration, the swamp has become significantly swampier.

There is also the fact that Fabrizio Galli (the creator of the float) says it "was a take off of a character from the miniature war game Warhammer 40,000".

In an interview... Fabrizio Galli... talked about the meaning of the sword: "...Well no doubt, that is he brandishes this weapon of the economy, it says "Dazi Vostri" (approx. "here's your f***ing tariffs"), it's a joke, but in fact he's trying to destroy nations with the economy instead of nuclear missiles. (excerpt from a 2/10/2019 Heavy.com article by Stephanie Dube Dwilson).

It is a joke! One completely LOST on trumpers, obviously. Fabrizio is, apparently, not a fan of tRump's tariffs. "Italy's Economy Was Humming Nicely. Then Came Trump" the NYT says in a 6/22/2018 article. Italians do not love tRump. The float Conservatives (including idiots like Franco) believe "honor" him actually mocks him.

"Master Drone" (the name of the float) is absolutely NOT depicting the Orange Turd as Hercules. Who the hell knows where American Thinker author Clarice Feldman got that from. She pulled it from ass, I'm guessing. Franco obviously loved it (why he used to go by "FreeThinke", I think). But trumpers do like being lied to. As long the lies are flattering to their Orange cult leader.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-96.

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Predisent Dotard tRump Evaluated (As Well As Thoughts On The Never-To-Be-Built Wall)

Doddering old bigot energized by Adderall.
Obtuse cultists mesmerized by lies.
Never will a wall be constructed from sea to shiny sea (nor 1 thousand miles)*.
Anus lips and orange face disgust.
Loudly claiming he cares for the common man which is a lie.
Down with taxes on the uber wealthy and corporations, inflating the debt.

The real National Emergency is that the president is an idiot.
Racist cultists (AKA "very fine people") chant "Jews will not replace us".
Unconvinced by facts, they call the truth "fake news".
Moron with a limited vocabulary.
Putin installed and controlled traitor who betrayed his country and should be hung.

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*In a 1/25/2019 White House rose garden speech Dotard said, "We do not need 2000 miles of concrete wall from sea to shining sea". That is as per the corrected transcript. What the Orange One actually said was "shiny sea". As for the length, Dotard said (on 10/28/2015) "they built the Great Wall of China. That's 13,000 miles. Here, we actually need 1,000 because we have natural barriers. So we need 1,000". So, not "sea to shiny sea", but still a considerable length.

But 1000 miles of wall will NEVER be built. Most of the land on which the wall would need to be constructed is privately owned. Owned by Texans (the state where you'll find 1,254 miles of the 1,954 mile border with Mexico) who say they will fight (in court) any attempt by the tRump administration to seize their land via eminent domain.

Ann Coulter is saying NOW that "the only national emergency is that our president is an idiot". But she was dumb enough to believe that the tRump would literally start constructing the wall on DAY ONE of his presidency.

Immediately following the election of the Orange Turd, Coulter said the plan for tRump's first 100 days was to immediately begin building the wall. Not allowing any time for legislation to be written, voted on by Congress and sent to the predisent's desk for his signature. Sure, Ann.

At least she knows his bullshit "national emergency" won't work, saying his latest move (the National Emergency) is "all for show". Unlike the WYD idiots (two of the "stupidest people in Trump's base") Rusty Shackelford and Franco Aragosta (aka FreeThinke). Both of these dupes recently commented about how tRump should "finish" building the wall he has not started building.

Video: At a rally on 12/2/2015 in Virginia tRump answered the question of a young boy who asked "What are the walls going to be made of?" According to tRump, his 1000 mile wall would would be constructed of hardened concrete, not steel slats. Fencing is not a hardened concrete wall! The recent legislation (which Dotard signed) provides for 55 miles of fencing, NOT a wall.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-94.