Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Pervert Mystere Brags About His Orgasmic Dumps (It's Called "Poophoria")

The sick pervert Mystere writes about feeling a tingle up his "l'eggs" (legs) while pooping in his outhouse in a recent commentary from one of his numerous blogs (see excerpt below).

Mystere: Perhaps you'll feel a "thrill up your l'eggs" after you take some dumps in your outhouse. (6/17/2018 at 1:44am).

Sorry, Mystere, but I use a modern flush toilet, not an outhouse. My guess is that Mystere uses an outhouse because he likes the smell of fermenting feces and urine. It's called "jenkem" and, as per Ducky, Mystere likes to get high by huffing it. Wikipedia notes that "jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste".

Ducky's Here: Eddie sure does love his caca. Nothing like it when he's huffing jenkem at blog Rikishi. (2/12/2018 at 5:10pm).

It also appears as though the act of pooping gives Mystere an additional high. I'd never heard of "poophoria" before, but did a Google search based on what Mystere wrote about feeling a thrill up his legs (which he types as "l'eggs" for some reason).

Researchers have revealed why, for some, going to the bathroom can be "like a religious experience or an orgasm". A Princeton doctor has revealed the key is the passing of a large stool. This, he claims, can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with orgasm. ...

Dr Sheth said the euphoric high, dubbed "poo-phoria" is caused by a drop in blood flow. "The net effect of this is a drop in your heart rate and blood pressure, which in turn decreases blood flow to the brain. ... When mild, the lightheadedness can lead to a sense of sublime relation – the high". (Princeton Doctor Explains Why Going #2 Can Feel Like A "Religious Experience" Climax For Some Freaky Azz Folks! 2/14/2014 Bossip.com article).

Obviously Ducky was right. Mystere loves all things caca. Stinkfaces (sniffing farts AKA eproctophilia), huffing jenkem (fermented feces and urine) and poophoria (getting high via pooping). Clearly Mystere suffers from a serious psychological problem known as coprophilia.

As per Wikipedia this disorder can result in "sexual dysfunction, require participation of non consenting individuals, lead to legal complications, [and] interfere with social relationships". Surely a successful wrestler like Rikishi can afford to pay a psychiatrist to help his husband Mystere. But Mystere won't admit he has a problem because he is deep in denial (and strongly relies on transference to falsely accuse others of having HIS problems!).

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-51.

4 comments:

  1. You've hit a nerve with Endo. He's now leaving comments on my old blog again, making accusations. You're driving him off the deep end. Keep up the good work. Won't be long until LAPD has a report of a old, naked, pathetic, Asian slob sitting in an intersection while sobbing uncontrollably. It'll be Ed Endo.

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  2. Hey there Irl! I see you're stopping by for Dervish's 'shrooms.

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    1. I've never consumed a "shroom". You're the one who talks about "shooms" constantly. Although I thought huffing jenkem was your thing. Perhaps you're into both? They are both "all natural" after all.

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  3. Ed, Still as incoherent as ever I see.

    It's funny, Ed, how you tie yourself up in knots when you know how powerless you are. You attack and attack and attack, but all your doing to scribbling on the walls of the internet with your own shit. You're just as pathetic as Dutko. Screaming into the void, hoping that your magic sky friend exists and will save you.

    Nope.

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