"Who's Your Daddy" Blogger Celebrated Independence Day With A Racist Meme

The following meme appeared at the top of the trumper blog Who's Your Daddy on 7/5/2018 and stayed there for about a week. Placed there by the proprietor of the blog, Lisa, because mocking foreigner's accents is hilarious. Also because (I'm guessing) it's patriotic to not lie for criminal raping illegals who all belong to MS13.

Although it's a little blurry, I was able to make out that the party responsible for this racist meme calls himself "The Jingoist". So he/she is an admitted racist.

This is because jingoism and racism go hand-in-hand. As per Noam Chomsky, "jingoism, racism, fear, religious fundamentalism... are the ways of appealing to people if you're trying to organize a mass base of support for policies that are really intended to crush them".

Donald Trump's base of support includes the racists, the religious fundamentalists and the fearful. This is why Trump demonized Mexican "illegals" and Muslims right out of the box. The jingoists eat this crap up. But people like "The Jingoist" obviously think this kind of thinking is a good thing. Why would he/she/they chose that moniker otherwise?

Anyway, I think it's pretty sick to use the 4th of July holiday to hatemonger. BTW, those who would "July 4" (lie for) the illegal worker would most likely be their employer. Though what they'd say specifically would most likely be that they didn't know. Anti-American scumbag employers second instinct being to protect their own asses.

Their first instinct being to pay as little as possible for labor. This explains why they knowingly hire people who aren't legally entitled to hold American jobs. But it isn't these "illegals" that the Right wants to prosecute (illegal employers). Because they're usually rich White guys. Instead these racists want to persecute the poor Brown workers. For shame.

But their own stupidity will do them in. As Chomsky points out, politicians like Trump do not give a crap about them. Indeed, these are the very people who will be crushed first by Trump's oligarch-favoring policies. Unfortunately the rest of us in the Middle and lower classes who know Trump is a con man will be crushed as well.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-61.

Pervert Mystere's Queer Fixation On Donald Trump's Genitals

"Queer" according to the dictionary means "strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular". Although "queer" is also "an umbrella term for sexual and gender minorities who are not heterosexual or cisgender".

Both might apply in the case of Mystere, a gay man. Although I intended, with my use of the word, to say Mystere's obsession with Donald Trump's genitals is strange and unusually different. I should note, however, that whenever Mystere writes on the topic of Donald Trump's genitals, he usually (always) includes the word "slobbering".

This is a picture Mystere inserted into a recent commentary he wrote about "slobbering" over Donald Trump's genitals.

This is an image of Donald Trump, fully nude. Or, a sculptor's depiction of Donald Trump fully nude. Some pranksters placed these statues in public places as a hilarious joke awhile ago. I thought the prank was funny. I mentioned this to Mystere in a comment on his blog. As a result Mystere (an idiot) concluded that I have a "gay fixation" on Donald Trump's genitals.

According to the sculptor, Donald Trump's manhood is very small. Also, he has no balls. His junk is nothing any normal gay man would "slobber" over, in other words. Except, perhaps, Mystere. Mystere says "slobbering" was my reaction, but I say it is his. Given the fact that HE proffered the word "slobbering". He also said something about simulating "oral copulation" with the statue. HIS words (although, again, he said it was me doing this).

But I only said I thought the pranksters came up with a good gag. My opinion of the statue (not the prank) is that looking at it may cause one to gag (literally). Except if that person is a weirdo and a pervert, as Mystere has proven himself to be. In that case the person in question (Mystere) might start slobbering and imagining that he is orally copulating with the real Donald Trump (not a statue). Or taking it up the rear as the Orange Turd pounds his pelvis into Mystere's quivering buttocks.

Something, that if I thought about it for to long, might cause me to vomit. But, Mystere (a trumper) obviously disagrees. My suspicion is that he has daydreamed about such an encounter many times. Perhaps with his husband Rikishi's blessing. If Donald Trump is Mystere's hall pass (which I think he very likely is).

Rikishi might like to watch. And cheer his husband on as he and Donald Trump engaged in rough sex that includes hair pulling, autoerotic asphyxiation, lots of santorum from which many dirty Sanchezes could be applied, rusty trombones, etc. In addition to the aforementioned "oral copulation". Such an encounter might be a genuine "pleasure of a lifetime". For Mystere, that is. Me, I wouldn't want to watch or even hear about it.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-60.

WTF Is Mystere Talking With His Frequent References To L'eggs Pantyhose?

Mystere, a cross-dresser who wears women's bras and panties (underneath his normal clothes, I presume), previously revealed that his favorite brand of pantyhose is L'eggs.

Mystere mentions L'eggs brand panthose in his comments and blog posts frequently. Men who Mystere doesn't like get accused of wearing L'eggs. Because, to him, being accused of being gay is a horrible insult. Even though Mystere himself is gay. But he is an in-the-closet and in-denial self-hating gay man.

If Mystere refers to a man as L'eggs-wearing, it is a "you're gay" insult. Because Mystere considers himself a Christian who hates gay people as God commands. Also, all gay men wear pantyhose (he thinks?).

Additionally, Mystere has referred to people getting runs in their L'eggs. Both men and women. If it's a man who gets a run in his L'eggs the gay insult applies. But there is more to it than that. I think he's talking about the person (the one who got a run in their L'eggs) throwing a temper tantrum.

Think of a spoiled child throwing themselves to the ground and spinning around because their mommy or daddy won't give them what they want. Mystere thinks Democrats who hate tRump verbalizing their hate for him are throwing "temper tantrums". At the top of this post is a cartoon from the tRump-loving Ben Garrison that illustrates the trumper view of those who oppose the Orange Turd.

So, when the anti-Trump Liberal boys and girls are on the ground throwing their temper tantrums, the pantyhose they are wearing get snagged on something (a rock, a popped screw or nail, whatever) and the end result is a run in their L'eggs. Burn! Double burn if you're a non-Trump-supporting man. At least in Mystere's homophobic peabrain.

For the record, if I refer to Mystere getting a run in his L'eggs, it is also a "you're gay insult". Made not because I think being gay is horrible, but ONLY because, to Mystere (a hate-filled gay-hating bigot) it is a horrible insult.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym59.

Pea-Brained Trumper Mystere Thinks Using A Racial Slur For A Dog's Name Is Hilarious

I was going to refer to the blogger Mystere as a racist in the title of this post. I think that his use (over and over) of a racial slur for an imaginary dog he made up (and says I'm married to) is proof enough.

Other WYD trumpers are far more overtly racist than Mystere. But that isn't saying much. Mystere sees nothing wrong at all with the racist comments that are typical on the WYD blog. He likes these people and can frequently been seen sucking up to them. As opposed to getting outraged at how f*cking racist his fellow trumpers are.

But given the FACT that Trump himself is a White Nationalist pandering bigot it is surely no surprise when a trumper has no problem with racist blog comments. Even if he doesn't make a lot of them himself. Anyone who supports Trump is supportive of racism, IMO. Although lots of them are in denial about Trump's racism, many know he's a racist and that's why they love him.

I'm not sure about Mystere. I do know that he made up an imaginary dog that he says I'm married to. And he gave that dog a name which is a offensive racial slur.

Mystere: Dervish's mutt Jigaboos stopped giving him "love nibbles" after she got a flea bath and returned home clean and healthy. Now she mauls his behind angrily when he bends over and tries to stick her snout up his rear end. (6/25/2018 at 8:13pm).

This idiocy is based on a story Mystere came up with in which "my" dog hopped on a train and traveled over 2000 miles to meet up with him (a stranger).

I am not sexually attracted to canines. I have 2 dogs for companionship. Also friendship. Nothing more. Mystere, on the other hand, has referred to sex with a dog as "the pleasure of a lifetime". Those are his exact words.

I can't help but wonder if Mystere's stories are not about me, but about himself. The dog with the racial slur for a name might exist. And be HIS dog. Mystere might be the one who tries to stick this poor abused dog's snout up HIS rear end. Even if this dog doesn't exist Mystere is clearly obsessed with stories about men who have sex with dogs (having authored several posts on the topic).

He thinks about it a lot. If he hasn't tried it he's thinking about trying it. Given that he has already concluded that it is "the pleasure of a lifetime", my guess is that he has boinked a canine. Probably more than once.

But I've blogged about that before. The purpose of this post is to call out Mystere for his racism. He obviously doesn't care if someone who is African American sees his post and wonders why the hell he's writing about a dog who has a racial slur for a name. And, if that person knew that Mystere was the one who decided that would be a good name for a dog? I think they could rightly conclude that Mystere is a racist.

Heck, I think a person who isn't Black could reach that conclusion. And be pretty certain that their conclusion was accurate. For the record, I also do not have any dogs living with me who are named "Kiké", "Buttstink", "Schweinhund" or "Scooter". There are all names that Mystere came up with. Note that another of these names is a racial slur. If you take away the accent mark over the "e".

If Mystere reads this post I dare him to deny that he's a racist. I doubt anyone will believe him. If anyone else reads it, that is. Maybe Irl Hudnutt. I think he might agree that Mystere is a racist.

Post authored by the Anti-Leftist Bastard Dog-hating-Myst3re, Dervish Sanders. WYM-58.

Trump Chump Mystere Fooled By Trump/Kim Photo-op, Calls It A "Big Win"

The #trumpdupe Mystere thinks that Trump's photo-op with the NK dictator Kim Jong Un is a "big win" (how he describes it in a recent blog post).

Mystere: President Trump and "Rocketman" Kim Jong Un have made history. And now the Democrats are crying foul again. Democrats are looking for a cheesy excuse to fling poo. You lose again, Dhimmis! (6/17/2018 at 1:35am).

First of all, who or what is "Dhimmis"?* Apparently it is a derogatory way to spell "Democrats". That, or Mystere is a very bad speller. Either way it's pretty stupid. Secondly, Democrats are crying foul because the way history was made was that, for the first time, a US President was dumb enough to be fooled by NK's false promises. And made to look foolish by meeting with a NK dictator to be lied to.

#trumpdupes like Mystere are falling for Trump's lies. Lies like the following bullplop tweeted out by the liar-in-chief following the "historic summit".

Just landed - a long trip, but everybody can now feel much safer than the day I took office. There is no longer a Nuclear Threat from North Korea. Meeting with Kim Jong Un was an interesting and very positive experience. North Korea has great potential for the future!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2018

Kim did not agree to get rid of his nukes ASAP. Fox Nooz says "President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un signed a document... stating that Pyongyang would work toward complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula" and that this is a "historic concession". Despite the fact that NK has promised this many times in the past.

And, even if Kim followed through this time, denuclearize would be process that would take years. But the #trumpdupes see no need to wait and see how this shakes out. Further meetings to hash out the important details, NK actually following through when they've reneged in the past, etc.

A meeting about what might be done isn't actually doing anything. But I guess #trumpdupes like Mystere think Kim's nukes magically vanished. As opposed to them upgrading their nuclear research facility. Which is something that recent satellite images show they are doing.

The satellite photos indicate that North Korea is quickly progressing on several adjustments to the Yongbyon Nuclear Scientific Research Center. The improvements include a new cooling water pump house, multiple new buildings, completed construction on a cooling water reservoir and an apparently active radiochemical laboratory. (Article from The Hill by Avery Anapol. 6/26/18 11:16 PM EDT).

You'd think that, if Kim were serious, they'd at least pause construction. NK being a very poor country, would it not be very foolish to spend so much money on projects that could be halted shortly?

Back when Obama was first elected (as per The Guardian) a statement was issued that said "the Obama agenda [is that] the new administration will talk to our foes and friends and not set preconditions". If my memory serves me correctly, Conservatives applauded Obama. There was zero "poo flinging" when Obama signed the historic agreement with Iran that halted their nuclear program.

Ha ha ha. I, of course, am kidding. The poo-flinger-in-chief Trump ripped up that deal. So why the hell would Kim think any deal he makes with Trump might not be ripped up by a future president? Trump having JUST made it clear that we don't keep our promises.

Kim wants assurances that the US won't try and remove him from power. So why should he trust a man who just broke a nuclear agreement with Iran? Obviously he wouldn't, and he only met with Trump to make a chump out of him. And for the prestige of meeting as equals with the world's only remaining superpower. Something the Kims have wanted for a long time.

*Wikipedia says Dhimmis "is a historical term referring to non-Muslims living in an Islamic state with legal protection". WTF do non Muslims living living in an Islamic state have to do with the Trump and Kim meeting, Mystere? How did these people "lose again"? What an idiot.

Post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-57.

Mystere Gets High On Shrooms And Watches Bestiality Videos

Mystere likes to get high on psychedelic mushrooms (which he refers to as "shrooms"). This is a fact known because Mystere talks about doing shrooms quite frequently.

Mystere, a pervert, is also very much into sex with canines. He has authored a number of commentaries on the subject recently. In one of his sick blog posts he wrote that sex with a dog is (quote), "the pleasure of a lifetime".

But it isn't just sex with dogs the pervert enjoys. In a 6/29/2018 post on his "Moonbat Spanker" blog Mystere tells us that a "good friend" of his invited him over to watch some beastality videos. My guess would be that the friend, knowing Mystere is into sex with dogs, invited Mystere to a "beastality video watching party". And asked Mystere to bring some of his shrooms.

Apparently Mystere's "good friend" works for the Clear Detox Center in Costa Mesa, Central Orange County CA. I mention this because, as per Mystere, the "beastality video watching party" took place at this facility. I don't know why Mystere writes about this on his blog, because, if it gets out, I think his friend will definitely be fired. Also possibly arrested.

Mystere says the police are already investigating. If this turns out to be true, I hope Mystere and his friends end up in prison for what they have done. The sexual assault of animals is a CRIME, Mystere! Also something only a sick pervert would get off on. Yet Mystere, instead of being embarrassed, brags on this blog.

And taunts the police. "They'll never catch me" Mystere must think. I don't know, Mystere. When the police are already investigating AND you admit to your crimes on your blog? I'm thinking that increases the chances you'll get caught.

Although Mystere (probably thinking he's being clever) writes on his blog that it wasn't him that was watching the videos. No, his friend (who also wasn't involved), only HEARD about it and gave Mystere a "heads up". But WHY would Mystere need a "heads up" if he wasn't involved? Obviously this friend was warning Mystere that the police may be looking to question him.

Will the police buy Mystere's lies? Mystere clearly thinks they will. Does Mystere believe he can get away with this kind of sick shit because he's married to a famous wrestler? Maybe he does. Me, I think he's going to get caught. Eventually. Hopefully sooner than later. Before the sicko sexually assaults more animals.

Other animals beside his dogs "Buttstink" and "Buttstink Too". According to what I've been able to discern, the dog he named "Buttstink" died. Due to the intensity of Mystere's daily sexual assaults on the poor animal. That's why Mystere obtained a new canine. "Buttstink Too" is the dog he's currently sexually assaulting.

Update: As per Wikipedia, the "sale and distribution of zoophilic pornography is legal". The watching of it is also legal. So why does Mystere say the police are investigating? Maybe because him and his friend were watching it where his friend works? Perhaps. But I think they'd just fire the guy. No need for the police to investigate. This makes me think that Mystere's post (his story about it being other people watching the videos and the police looking into it) is complete bullshit.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. WYM-56.

Mystere (A Cross-Dresser) Wears L'eggs Brand Pantyhose

We already knew that Mystere likes to dress in a woman's bra and panties, snap selfies, and send them (unsolicited) to guys he wants to see dick pics from. He unsuccessfully pulled this stunt awhile ago. Mystere wanted to exchange some pics of himself in women's undies (and pantyhose, apparently) for some dick pics. Mystere sent his pics to a guy he thought was a member of MoveOn named "Jesse".

Although "Jesse", according to Mystere, is an alias. Mystere revealed that the guy's name is actually "Erik" in another blog post. Mystere thought the selfies of him in women's underwear would make Jesse/Erik "super horny". Instead Jesse/Erik was grossed out and told Mystere to leave him alone.

As for Mystere cross-dressing and wearing L'eggs panyhose, Mystere wrote about it in a recent post on his blog. He placed the following images at the top of his post.



As a non-pantyhose wearing man, it simply did not occur to me that Mystere, when he wrote (in many comments) about getting a "tingle up his L'eggs", was referring to the pantyhose he wears.

I assumed he was misspelling "legs". Turns out he was talking about his favorite brand of pantyhose. Although, instead of the type with a reinforced or sheer toe, I would have guessed he wears control top.

BTW, that Mystere gets a thrill up his L'eggs when he takes dumps in his outhouse (getting high huffing jenkem and via "poophoria"), must mean that he cuts a hole in the rear of the pantyhose. If not he's just pooping his pantyhose, and he wouldn't need to visit his outhouse to do that. It is possible I'm wrong about the hole, however.

A satirical post authored by the anti-Trump Leftist Bastard Dervish Sanders. wym55.

Meet WYM Co-Author, Fartbreath Mystere

Greetings, enemies. My name is Eddie Mystere, although you can call me Fartbreath Mystere. I am known as "Fartbreath" because I really enjoy eating farts. Especially those of my husband, a very famous WWE wrestler that goes by the ring name "Rikishi". Impressed? You should be.

I have been a contributor to this blog since the beginning. Although I have authored very few commentaries. Lately I have been very busy writing commentaries for my numerous blogs on the topic of moonbat men who have sex with dogs. This is a subject that I am extremely interested in. As you may or may not know, when a man has sex with a dog it is the pleasure of a lifetime. For the dog. For the man it feels pretty good too. I assume.

I say "I assume" because sex with a dog is illegal. I am therefore denying that I have ever boinked a canine. But if I were to insert "little Mystere" into a male dog's anus it would feel GREAT. You could ask my dog, Buttstink Too. If he could talk. Which he can't and therefore can not rat me out. Although I don't know why he would, since I am giving him the pleasure of a lifetime by having buttsex with him. Or I would be, if I were to do that. Which I absolutely never will (admit to doing).

BTW, I changed my Blogger display name awhile ago. Previously I went by the name "Klansman Mystere" and claimed I was a member of the Klan. Honestly I did intend to join that very fine organization. Turns out they didn't want a "chink" as a member and I was told to "f*ck off". "Chink" is a ethnic slur usually referring to a person of Chinese ethnicity. The word is also sometimes indiscriminately used against people of East Asian appearance (Wikipedia excerpt)

Please note that the primary author of this blog does NOT approve of the use of the slur "chink". I mention this because Dervish Sanders, after looking over my commentary, insisted that I make it clear that he disapproves of the use of ethnic slurs. Me, I don't have a problem with them. I use them myself. In regards to myself.

By which I mean that I've used ethnic slurs to describe myself in faked comments on my (suspended) WordPress blogs. I'm talking about comments I faked to make it look like the Blogger This One used a racial slur to disparage me. I doubt this upstanding and very smart blogger (who I hate) ever visited any of my WordPress blogs, though.

Unfortunately Dervish Sanders did look at my WordPress blogs, notice I was faking comments by him, reported me to WordPress, and got my WordPress blogs suspended.

Dervish Sanders should be very worried because I am plotting revenge. He will be sorry that he ever messed with me. I told him this, so I don't know why he continues to allow me to contribute to this blog. It might be because "Fartbreath Mystere" is a spoof ID. Although I stridently deny this scurrilous accusation. "Fartbreath Mystere" is just another of my many IDs. Some which I acknowledge are mine, others which I claim are my "team members" (but are really just sockpuppets).

Anyway, back to farts. I love to eat them (as I previously mentioned). I also love sniffing them. The sulfurous aroma sexually excites me. I like to crouch behind my husband and yank out some white gravy while he toots in my face. It gets me high when I deeply inhale my husband Rikishi's fragrant farts. BTW, I know you are judging me! But don't knock it until you try it. The white gravy belongs to Rikishi, and (for the record), I was referring to a reach-around.

Now, given that I am a man who is married to (and has sex) with a man, you may assume I am a homo. Let me assure you that nothing could be further from the truth. I am a straight Christian dude who acknowledges the fact that homosexuality is vile in God's eyes. This is why I identify as straight. Yes, I am a sinner (as we all are) but being a sinner does not make me gay, Libturds!

Note that this introductory posting replaces my previous introductory commentary "Meet WYM Co-Author, Klansman Mystere". I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Klan. I lied. Just because lying is fun. Like I said, I did try to join but was told to beat it. Their loss.

Post authored by the low life identity thief Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia Club, a White Nationalist/Wingnut/Trump-supporting KKK wannabe blogger. Note that this post could be satirical in nature. It depends on whether or not "Fartbreath Mystere" is a parody ID. wym54.